/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That fucking huge faggot that shits up a board with his faggot shit.

>>11007810
>30 year old boomer

what

>>11007810
Boomer's doing pretty good to eat in five guys around the world. Where can you afford to go, anon?

>>11007810
Alright this meme has gone too far. They have free peanuts you dick

>>11007810
Lmao, oldfags on full damage control

>>11008368
a 30 year old that's also a boomer

>>11007810
god i hate boomers

>>11008148
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>>11008396
Don't you guys have lawns or something to mow?

>>11008499
no i have a personal boomer for that

>>11008502
*zoomer

>>11007810
about to go sippe at the local 5 guys brother

>>11008522
You think they'll let us have a Quake lan party while we eat?

>>11008531
God bless
I'd be so happy anon

>>11008382
??????

Shittiest forced meme yet

>>11008552
I'll meet you at Susan's first to pick up some Monster

>>11008563
t. boomer

>>11008368
Yeah I don't get it since the boomers were last born in the early 60s, but apparently it is a thing here. I think what it is implying is being an 'old soul' aka not a manboy sitting in his moms basement.

>>11008565
I'll stop by my place and get a cooler you know I always have a 10 pack of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra!

>>11008607
Yeah, you still got the moves. Go mow your lawn.

>>11008625
Nah, that't tomorrow, also need to trim some hedges and spray my house. A real man does his own pest control, in flip flops without a respirator.

>20 replies
>11 posters
Give up, you pathetic faggot.

>>11008640
Haha yuuuuuuuuup. After all of that you'll need some Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra! and a Five Guys™ order of Cajun Fries and a Bacon Cheese Burger with the boys!

>>11008643
Boosters gotta boom

Who makes all these edits anyway? THOSE are the people I want to see.

>>11008662
probably anybody with an internet connection. they're literally all shit

>>11008653
studs looking sharp, watch out ladies when we do the town, just like in the old days amirite?

>>11008662
>>11008666
Don't be so upset man, I got you a Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra! We headin' down to town tonight, relaaaaaaaaaaaaaax.

>>11008681
2 for 4? Where is this store?

>>11008686
memes aside, rockstar is 2 for 3 all around me and all energy drinks taste like satan's asshole so rockstar wins out.

>>11008681
>anon doesn't know the Big Trench spot
only cool peeps get the word o'mouth

>>11008590
In my second to last year of High School, my cousin and I were at the gas station in the summer. A woman was working the counter who was brand new, I hadn't seen her before, and she looked maybe twenty, I was seventeen and my cousin was fourteen. Anyway we wanted some fucking ENERGY DRINKS DAWG, and we were gonna get em. I saw a single glass bottle of Bawls. Now this shit isn't sold around me anymore, and at the time it wasn't either - I only knew what it was because I watched G4 and Xplay and shit. So I grabbed it (This was at a time when by law all products needed to be tagged with a price label) and this product was not marked for a price. So naturally I took it and laughed with my cousin and we took it to the counter.

"Will that be all for you?" The lady asked and we nodded before she started to scan the bottle and it didn't work. Of course the product wasn't on their inventory list, we dunno how the fuck it got there. "W-where did you get this?" She asked and we replied - she saw us walk in, we didn't have it. "I-I have to call my boss, I don't know what this costs!"

So she got the phone... "Y-yes its called um, Balls, its in a blue glass bottle. B A W L S!!" She started to turn bright red and looked away from us and neither of us laughed at all. "I-I don't know, its not on the list, I looked for Balls in the Bs and didn't see it, I've never heard of this...!" She was so red faced and upset it was fucking perfect, and finally she hung up. "It's only a dollar, t-thanks for shopping here...!"

>>11008699
>that 30 year old boomer that doesn't know how to quote the right post

>>11008700
Smells like pasta, but I never seen it. Also, G4 was no TechTV.

>>11007810
I used to date a 30 yo boomer gay couple

They were so loving and fun to cuddle with

I miss you oniichans

>>11008713
It's not pasta, its a true story, it might have been techtv at the time.

>>11008716
>used to date a couple
uwot

>>11008499
It's well past 10am. My lawn is pristine

>>11008700
Bawls is the best tasting energy drink. Unfortunate they never gained a lot of steam like monster and rockstar

>>11008805
He said he liked to be spit roasted.

>>11008809

This is a good thread.

>>11008809
Took till 10? How late did you sleep in?

>>11008844
Woke up at 8. I'm on that choice 4 day work week, lil guy

>>11008862
Sun comes up at 6:20 where I am at, your wasting light my man.

>>11008876
Going to the local legion tonight for a meat raffle. Had to rest up

>>11008882
I got duty at the Knights of Columbus, you should come in I will give you one on the house.

>>11008883
'Preesh

>>11008805
They were in a committed relationship and I started dating both of them. It's called a poly

>>11008904
It's called hell you double faggot.

>>11008904
sounds more like you want aids tbqh

>>11008862
4 day work weeks sound really kino

>>11008917
They are. I've been doing them for the past few years and have no intention to go back to 5 days

>>11008912
If you say so

>>11008915
>been tested before dating them
>I'm the first person they've had sex with besides each other in over 10 years
>they both have been tested as part of the health screening they get from work
>been tested after we decided to end it
Don't worry, there's no AIDS here friend

Where my American Legion boys at?