/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You're a fruit.

>>11006737

>>11006743
Eat my ass, fruit.

Follow your nose.

>>11006745

>>11006755

>>11006755
>>11006764

>>11006763
Wouldn’t this be a diet with too much sugar? I’m no nutritionist, but I’m pretty sure most fruit is full of sugar

>>11006771
You just hate froot loops, are you a fag or something?

>>11006771
Perhaps you prefer your commie ass unamerican soviet cabbage rolls?

>>11006771
Get the fuck outta town you cabbage roll eating commie faggot!

>>11006785
You know nothing they are simple sugars have you ever lived on a fruit diet ?

>>11006804

>>11006807
Didn't Steve Jobs die because he only ate fruit?

>>11008156
>designed
Hoooo boy.
>Brushing my canines right now.

>>11006804
>>11006794
>>11006787

>>11006771
>just one century
>just

big kek, please remind me of what people were eating 100 years ago

>>11008156
>Humans are designed to eat fruit
is the implication here that they're designed to eat fruit only, because [citation needed]

>>11008122
>>11008156
>fruits
>raw natural form
but the fruits we have today are so modified after centuries of selective domestication and cultivation that they are almost nothing like the original strains

>>11008122
thats not because they are healthy, thats because they evolved to entice you so that you will eat them and shit out their seeds everywhere

>>11008122
that's a fairly big assumption

>>11008168
This is a creature designed to eat fruit n veg.

>>11008280
I thought it was mushrooms?

>>11006771
wow, we sure have advanced a lot as a society
i feel proud that we can feed our people now

>>11006807
you dumb faggot.

The ratios of fructose and glucose are pretty much the same in both fruit and table sugar. Most fruits are 40 to 55 percent fructose (there's some variation: 65 percent in apples and pears; 20 percent in cranberries), and table sugar (aka sucrose) is 50/50

>>11008280

>>11008156
Meat doesn't taste or smell bad when raw.

>>11008488
the picture didn't say it did

>>11008490
It sure implied it did.

>>11008496
>which food looks smells, and tastes BETTER in its raw state

Fuji apples are better than macintosh. Does that imply macintosh are shit?

Learn to logic doublenigger

>>11008506
mmm, salt always tastes good

>>11008536
>u mad bro

a slam dunk of a point

>>11008506
>image of a zebra being eaten by a lion vs image of fruit arranged for a stall
Learn what implication actually mean triplenigger.

>>11006794
Fruit Loops are made in China. Pretty commie anon.

>>11008557
INFINITY PLUS ONE NIGGER

>>11006736

>>11008672

>>11008672
miss me with that gay shit

>>11008736
#weretotallynotacult

>>11008736
based bananas being 30 feet off the ground

>>11008269
Nature is cruel and selfish.

>hurr froot smell good
Not an argument.

>>11008897
are you saying you would not eat a flower?

>>11008903
It depends on the flower.

>>11008156
I know your trolling but just incase my teeth and my want to kill says otherwise.

>>11008167
I fucking hate it when meat eaters try and shame him for his beliefs. He strangled himself in a turtle neck as his hands had became trapped in his sleeves.

Asshole, go make a burger thread.

>>11008948

>>11008982
>ignores that chimps eat meat regularly
hmmm

>>11008859
No it's not. Nature is nature, it is what it is. By calling it cruel and or selfish you're anthropomorphising it. Do you sing to your cats?

>>11008987
Mongo like meat

>>11008982
Hello I'm a fruit bat and I'm a frugivore

I know not to take the bait but, God damn does this thread make me mad. Human have evolved to eat fruit, what a good damn idiotic idea. The only reason we have civilization is because some fucker decided to eat meat, and in order to eat more meat some other fucker decided to domesticate animals, now these animals would shit all the time and a third fucker decided to use the manure as a fertilizer and grow more crops. With more crops humans could make permanent settlement and eventually these settlement would allow humans to make kingdoms which will later become nations.

>>11009077
Might as well use a typewriter instead of a keyboard by your logic.

>>11008122
I'd eat the bug

>>11009147
and a hakuna matata to you

>>11008982
Almond status: activated

>>11008122
>putting a bloodstain under bacon
>bacon
>raw
>forgetting sushi exists

>>11008156
ever since watching the Lion King as a child, ive always wanted to try eating zebra leg

>>11008982
>Itt vegans rewrite human history.
>My front teeth are designed to cut through tough vegetables and unlike all the other herbivores we somehow have a different design.
>Vegans post carnivorous fangs because like all other meat eaters we hunt and have done for thousands of years with our mouths.
>Let me prove how I am right and scientific method is wrong with a Google image.

Just because we are now pampered doesn't mean evolution stopped working, there's no higher plain, there's no higher being to judge us and taking the morale high ground on social media (because every fucker needs to know your business) just makes you unlikable

If sociality collapses tomorrow I know a few hippy vegans from work who'd take me and my family in at a flash, I'd kill them first as they would be the easy targets and feed my family on almond milk, soylent and take anything of survival value with me.

someone gave me a pineapple they grew. shit was amazing, way better than store bought. made tepache with the scraps

>>11009441
>in a SHTF scenario I'd kill my friends, trust me I know a thing or two about survival

the power fantasies of the retarded are like children's drawings... always fun to laugh at their stupidity

r8 my taste, /ck/

>>11009500
I prefer the yellow mangos to the red but I'd rate it as a 10/10 list

>>11009500
Piss off, your taste is your own, who am I to rate your tastes and who are to rate mine? I will rate your question in the first place as being fucking stupid.

>>11009497
They're not my friends, they're weak people for the picking able to feed my loved ones.

WW1 and WW2 were unthinkable but both happened, but hey we now live in the perfect world so no chance of anything similar happening with today's available arsenal.

Your gullibility is your weakness, but you don't have lineage so nothing of importance will be lost if the worst came to the worst.

>>11009776
>he proves my point for me

>>11006736
that's pretty fucking rad

White peaches are the best fruit.

>>11008991
No, I yell at my cat and force him to sleep outside so he doesn't wake me up at 3:30am with his mewling. Also, it was a joke and this is /ck/, not /lit/.

>>11008982
>>11008156
>>11008185

This sort of shit ignores that humans have been using tools & fire to process food before we even evolved into proper homo sapiens. Our evolution has focused on developing better brains & more nimble hands that let us make knives to cut up meat, rather than different teeth, and control fire better to kill pathogens & break down meat & certain vegetables to make them easier & safer to digest, rather than changing our intestinal tract. Or in other words, there is more than one way to skin an antelope, and humans have taken a different evolutionary path to handle meat than other omnivores.

>>11006764
If you peel a banana it's now a processed food . Wa la.

>>11006771
Only in America

>>11008156
Meat smells fucking dope raw,
I pop a semi whenever I'm in a butchers

>>11006736
.... an ordinary sized fruit with an ordinary sized asian....

>>11008577
Double infinite no erasys double stampys nigger

>>11008584
Sansa stark

>>11009776
I can actually fucking read how fat you are.

>>11008987
And cannibalise

>>11010414
that is not true.
our ancestors are made to eat fruit

why would our distant ancestors (negroes) be so crazy about fruit?

sie? even before we were changed into homosapiuns we already liked it.

this is not meant to be rasisties by the way.

I only get the negroes in it because they are the closest example of the transition between homo-erectus and homo-sapiun.

everyone is equal! and everyone is human.

Amen

>>11011695

>>11009776

You're fucking embarrassing, stop posting

>>11009776
>edgy power fantasies
>typed out like a fedora wearing neckbeard
>reddit spacing

*snap*

>>11009500
white/10

where is the pomegranate? Where is the passion fruit? Where is the açai?

>>11011858
Well, if it's not on the list it's because I haven't eaten it

>>11008668

>>11009500
Like mine. Everything fresh and not canned ofc.

>>11006736
https://www.byrdie.co.uk/unhealthy-fruit/slide9

Don't eat fruit, people! :OOO

>>11006771
>luxuries are no longer limited to the elite
how awful

>>11011858
Pomegranates are good flavor wise, but they’re messy and the seeds are a pain and fuck up my stomach.

>>11013916
Based chode carrot! Strange you only see those cute abberations (which taste perfectly fine) in home grown, organic gardens. Big agri limits exposure to fun vegetables. Sickening.

>>11009776

>>11006771
Even by burger standards I think that's pushing it, this only applies to trailer trash and the ghetto.

>>11006807
>blue on inside
>purple on outside
how do you fuck up a rainbow this badly

>>11008672
Couldn't at least roast a bell pepper like a normal person?