/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10999938
>he's never had a classic McShit

LMAO @ your life, Europoor

Order salads?
Generally no.

>>10999938
This is what happens when you employ niggers.

based american salad poopers

>>10999938
>163
Good thing it was only salads. If it had been McChickens, there would have been dead bodies piled up in the streets.

>>10999938
jokes on you the shit is probably more nutritious than anything mcdonalds usually serves or what 99% of americans eat on a daily basis

>>10999952
Actually from the beaners picking the lettuce and shitting in the fields.

>>10999938
You have to understand that America is a third world country. You’ll encounter tainted water from municipal sources, crumbling roads/bridges, highway banditry, non-existent government services and upfront payment for medical treatment. We literally have to form armed convoys to travel on our dilapidated roads. Food safety doesn’t exist here.

>>11000003
are twinkies still safe? i need something for my bunker i can rely on

>>11000016
If they were made in Mexico, yes.

>>10999938

>>11000000

>>10999938
Don't forget leaf land
>Lethbridge McDonald's accidentally served pregnant woman cleaning fluid instead of latte, manager says

>>11000054
In America that would be covered up and McDonald’s would refuse to claim any responsibility.

If they subjected any restaurant in the world to the same tests, it would be the same shit.

Don't go out to eat if you are troubled by this, folks.

>>11000105
I'm pretty sure that food testing standards in countries like Germany, Austria or Norway are better than in America. Corruption is unheard of here.

>>11000120
This. Most of the EU and European countries have actually standards and food safety protocols so that their citizens aren’t being poisoned. In America government regulation goes aganist the spirit of the free market. Buyer beware is a necessity here.

>>11000054
soap ain't gonna kill you
*crack*
*siiip*
shit, no THAT'S a contamination

Forget poo in the loo, try a deezer in the caesar

>>11000149
well its a different approach. the eu nanny states will make sure nobody hurts the citizens but in return you will have a hard time sueing any corporation if you get hurt, in usa its the other way round and you can actually get fucking rich if mcdonalds poisons you and you survive

>>10999959
there's lettuce on the chicken sandwich genius its the lettuce thats infected

>>11000435
n'oh my god

>>10999938
Kind of sick of the americans doing things, pls tell me what canadians really do.

>>11000604
Ride snow mobiles

>>11000604
Kiss each other like gay homo boys

>>11000604
Fuck dogs.

>>11000609
That's Alaska

>>11000663
Canadian here. I only do that with my dad

Didn't like hundreds of people die from shit contaminated cucumbers in Europe a few years ago? I can't remember anything of that scale happening in the US where we bathe and generally have higher cleanliness standards than Europeans.

>>11000857
It was lettuce and it was the USA. BTFO’ed.

>>10999938
Indians shitting in their streets
Americans shitting in their eats

>>10999948
Your preaching to the choir pal, I'm Indian.

>>11000867
actually it was europe except no one has died i think and it's still going on

>>10999953
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>>10999989
>>11000159
>>11000435
>>11000449
>>11000343
>>11000857
>>11000902
i giggled at these posts.

>>11000857
I don't know where you get the idea that europeans never wash or clean because that is not true at all. Maybe the ackbars don't. Real europeans do. When I think 'murica I don't exactly think of cleanliness either. Cheapen everything and wring every cent, that's the american way I see it.

>getting SALAD from MAGDONGLES
>AT LEAST 163 PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS
they are not people as far as i am concerned

>>10999938
That reminds me of that one anon serving up a family of fatasses and putting out shit in their meals

>>11001164
Salad goes on burgers too you dumb fat American greaseball

That feel when md's burgers are safer (but probably 500 times more poisonous) to eat than their salads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rxAXzWDZwQ

>>11001177
only in europe
here we call it a topping

>>10999938
Lol

>>11001086
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>>10999959
>>10999989
>>11000159
>>11000435
>>11000449
>>11000343
>>11000857
>>11000902
these are all me

>>11001198
Do you really think I care who you are? (top secret: i don't)

>>11001150

People of middle eastern descent are as European as white Europeans, please stop being so bigoted

>>11001150
>wring every cent
It's because at least half of America is scottish

>doesn't affect the price of shares at all
it's a nonstory

>>11000362
Well, if you survive.

>>11001086
thats what keeps you here in this garbage dump rotting your brain

>>11000780
>he only kisses his dad

>>10999938
eating salad at mac donnies

>>11000604
speak 中文

>>11000120
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit, euroshart

Do Americans really eat da poo poo?

>>10999952
I don't even see blacks working at McDonald's anymore. It's all women now. Fucking wierd.

>>11001806
Only when black people are cooking food and sticking it to da man. Diversity is wonderful.

>>10999938
oh bro yoi have no ides

>>11001177
lettuce and tomato isn't a salad

>>10999938
We like Mr Chicken too. If you don't then you're un-American commie bastard and will burn in hell!

>>11002111
I guess you'd know since you toss so many salads you homosexual weirdo! You'll burn in hell with the commies!

>>11002118
i don't suck ass with or without jelly some people use syrup

Pete Helmes: Okay
now, what do you say Jack?
Jack Issel: I say that you two guys, are two of the biggest assholes I've ever met.
Scott Dantley: You're way out of line, Mister Issel!
Pete Helmes: Jack, this is a very complicated foreign policy issue at stake here!
Jack Issel: Don't give me this "foreign policy" stuff. I call it contemptible horse shit... sir! You just want to buy yourselves a country as if it was a stolen TV set. Then you launder hot goods and dirty dealings through something you call "foreign policy." My God. America's a democracy. We're not some international fried chicken chain!

>>11002122
You could use a tub of crisco and cucumbers.

>>11000857
>literally walk around your own homes with shoes carrying who knows what from outside
>pretending it's Europeans that are unhygienic
[Eagle screeching intensifies]

>>11002111
>Lettuce and tomatoes ain't salad
No they're fucking meat you retard

>>11000955
Poo in Loo pls

>>11002289
>Spending money on a toilet when I can just shit in the street
>Whole genre dedicated to Americans shitting themselves in public and not actually giving a fuck
>Shart
give your own people advice, us Indian actually manage to pull our pants down first.

>>11002223
>Hurr Durr anything with lettuce and tomato is a salad
that's why you're a fat fuck you retard

>>11002289
>>11002310
BTFO by a poo in the loo.
How will Americans ever recover?

>>11002310
Americans shit in the street too though.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-17/san-diego-begins-bleaching-streets-contain-outbreak-hepatitis

>>11002314
Learn to read.
>Thread about salad causing harm
>Burger said people who ate McSalads deserved it
>I said salad goes on burgers too
>Burgers said lettuce and tomatoes weren't salad
>Well what are they?
>Yard jumps in and argues my own point against me
>???

>>11002326
oh well now i look like a retard I'm sorry dude

>>11002336
No problem famalam

>>11000092
That's the opposite of how america works.
They would have settled out of court for 20million and a gag order.

>>11002221
Wait why would people walk around in their own homes with shoes still on? Are you referring to the homeless in the streets?

>>11002389
In first world countries, we have maids that come 2 to 3 times a week to clean floors, walls, windows, counters, pretty much anything in the house you want.
I can see third worlders not understanding, but our cities (it's like a big village, with electricity) are paved with cement or stone or brick. Your streets are dirt, just like the floor of your hut is dirt, and you might drag in dog shit/human shit from the designated shitting avenue.

>>11002411
But I live in America. Most of the time I wear boots but I take them off and put on slippers when coming inside.
Don't think I've ever known anyone who has a maid to be honest.

There's a reason I don't eat at McD's anymore

>>10999938
remember kids, shit post on the net. not shit on the salad set.

>>11000120
>Corruption is unheard of here.

>>11002421
Are Americans really this poor?

>>10999938
DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICANS?????????????? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????? THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!! WHY WHY WHY WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>11002310
based

>>11000038
laughing at you isn't jealous pedro

>>11002310

>>11002336
>>11002376
i've never seen someone apologize on this site,
>based niceposting

>>11002317
>>11002795
>>11002805
>>11002322

From this day forth, it will be known that Indians have the knowledge to pull their pants down before shitting and the importance of designated shitting streets. If one does not designate the street for shitting then poor homeless people die of hepatitis A.

We just went from developing country to developed in one post and the devil America visa versa.

America's now disgust me, be sure to save posts, post truths and ruin these white devils scum bags.

>>11002843
Because it was between two civilised Brits, who's country first invented democracy.

Americans spout the (?) Ammended like they have freedom when they shoot any free fucker whilst screaming "muh freedoms", "I'm free to kill that man because he looked at me".

Your political system is unwinding fucking fast and liberalism has ensured true Americans and their kids are fucking screwed.

Lol

>>11002911
The Ancient Greeks first developed the concepts of democracy. They were also black. Bet you didn’t know that, with your racist Anglo education and all.

>>11002911
if only we had tv licenses, a queen, and sharia law we'd be as civilized as the limp wristed brits
guess we'll just have to endure our accursed freedoms

>>11000003
>Tfw people outside of America don't realize the reason America needs guns is because we live in a country that resembles Mad Max with Wal-Marts.

>>11002857
>america
>white
I fuckin wish, bud

>>11002932
>Greeks
>Black
Lmfao
>Black people trying to claim anything historically.

>>11002934
Nice try but Americans are now the weekest of all anglos. You probably cannot hear me over the antifa march outside your house.

>>11002911
I'm american dude i was born and i still live in california

>>11002996
N-NO!!!

>>11003004
>American
>California
No worries Pedro, see you in the world cup in 8 years. Cannot wait to beat the Mexican B team so fucking hard.

>>11003035
how retarded are you

>>11003103
>He thinks that a shit footballing nation invading a shiter footballing nation will have any chance taking on a C tier south American nation.

No mate you're fucking retarded.

>>11002310
It's not that they don't care, it's that they don't notice. You ever notice how most of those pictures you see are of obese people, mostly obese women? The reason they shit themselves is that they're on a weight loss drug that makes it so that their digestive tract can't absorb fat, so what happens if you eat a lot of fatty food is that your body processes everything else but the fat just races on through and comes out the other end as this rancid orange buttjuice.

Meanwhile, since it kind of just slips out, a lot of people won't notice it until they sit down and feel their wet pants press up against their thighs, so they just walk around with their pants covered in shit juice for a while.

It's fucking disgusting and entirely brought on by a combination of stupidity, gluttony, and hubris, but there's your explanation.

>>10999952
To have such a widespread problem it is a supply chain issue. We all know it is because Hispanic illegals are shitting in the fields. There have been recalls on Mexican cilantro due to e.coli

>>10999938
McDolalds really takes their "all inclusive salads" seriously

>>11003148
Have we at last cracked the mystery of the Wal Mart Shart?

>>11003148
Bla, bla, bla
>Here's the reason why Americans shit themselves in public and it's acceptable
>PhD in defending his fat shart mother
My fucking sides, you disgusting fat American.

>>11002996
>no u
anglos eternally btfo

>>11003194
O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED SHIT, GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE
GIVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHIET SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT
>https://youtu.be/FCFiKid071I

>>11003203
Apart from ruling the world and all that.

>>11002932
Hol up..... Are you... *smacks lips* Is you white boy saying we be ..... Spartans n shieeeet??

>>11003199
>technical explanation == justification

SHART IN MART

>>11003337
No idea what that meant fattie. India is now super power. I will GNU freeware image change this photo fattie.

>>10999938
Yes, they raise their cattle with corn despite it's fucking forbidden in the rest of the world because it makes cows with runny shits and e-coli, combined with the fact that muricans don't separate cattle from fields, making e.coli infected vegetables a common ocurrence that doesn't get corrected because lobbies lol

>>11003129
>no u
pathetic and retarded

>>10999948

I sure do love when /ck/ turns into /pol/.

>>11003435
>His argument is weak
>His retort is "pathetic and retarded"
Buddy you just lost an argument badly on 4chan. Lol

>>11002800
Alaska is surprisingly non-white.
You'd think only whites would enjoy living in such cold.

>>11003483
>Posting a picture that has no relevance to the implicated image.
Not sure if you know how to use /ck/ properly yet mate. Just lurk a little longer

>>10999938
>>10999938
OBSESSED

>>11003522
>not sure picture image relevant jpgs
please learn to english before posting here

>>11003484
/Pol/ posting makes the /ck/ threads interesting
>I'm only here to post Surly in his egg fort webm in webm thread
>My second function is to samefag "how does he get out"
If this board had any original content apart from "cat sat on ingredients cook along" or "rate my shit dinner on a paper plate" it would serve as a shit board but better than it us. Even that namefag from /k/ who rarely posts but does with his guns by shit food sprusess thing up a little.

>>11003535

>>11003535
I'll give you that.

My post made no sense but just a little more than yours.

>>11003583
see
>>11003565

>>11003103
>Be 1989
>Be legal Mexican immigrants
>Be a family
>Pledge allegiance to USA
>My wife and I work hard to provide for hose A and hose B
>love the culture, the movies and the music
>Hose A and hose B do really well at school
>Fast forward to now
>Black culture, black music and skinny little white people thinking they're black
>Obsession on equity for the lazy and stupid
>Hose A left for Canada to become events manager
>Hose B an humanitarian in south America
>myself and wife surrounded by poor black people who don't even want or care to succeed
>Mfw I want to get shot to end it.

>>11003628
Both my posts mate

>>11003663
yeah no shit, retard

>>11003671
So why would I want to be directed from one thing I wrote to another? Explain.

cant wait for when mexcans are fired and wont be hired anymore

>>11003486
hey I'm not the one acting like a child using childish arguments

>>11003562
you need to go back

>>11003199
>Here's the reason why Americans shit themselves in public and it's acceptable
Where in that post did I say it was acceptable? I fucking hate fat people, I fucking hate stupid people, and I fucking hate lazy people. Considering you have to be all three of the above for this to happen to you, I think it's pretty safe to say that I find the people who do this not only disgusting but infuriating on a baser level.

>>11003194
This mystery was cracked YEARS ago
http://archive.is/2mxiU

>>11003484
More like /int/. The only /pol/ posts were the people pinning this on niggers and spics, not that they’re wrong or anything.

>>11001177
>>11000435
You guys realize the lettuce you put in burgers/sandwiches is different from the lettuce put on salads. Or do you think they grab from the same pile of lettuce, because they don't.

There's a reason it's only salads.

Iceberg lettuce goes on the McChickens, romaine and red leaf lettuce goes on the salad, and the iceberg is more processed than the salads, therefore must be cleaner.

>>11000120
>corruption is unheard of here
That is some North Korea shit you just said.

>>10999938
>that many Americans ordering salads from Mcdonalds to begin with

gonna need a snopes article for this tbqh

>>11003860
You think I read your thesis of shart physics! There's something wrong with you if you need to defend sharters that much.

>>11003895
>It makes business sense to use different salad ingredients based on the unit.
Even if you're right you need to sort your life mate, go back to school or you'll waste half your life working there.

>>11004042
>it makes business sense
First of all I never said that and have no idea what you're talking about. Nobody eats salads with only one type of lettuce nor are all type of lettuce the same. I don't work at McDonald's but you can simply tell just by either looking at the salad or eating it. On the sandwiches the salad is shredded, and only the "high end" burgers have maybe a whole piece of lettuce, but if you honest to god put Romain lettuce in your burger and then eat salads with Romaine lettuce, there is something wrong with you.

And if it was the same lettuce which their salads containe three different leaves in them, then people would have gotten sick off of the burgers or McChickens.

>>11004188
Lol, I'm not even going to read all that. You seem like some McDonald's expert even though you don't work there.

Your either a fat, lowlife who doesn't have the energy or basic upbringing to cook a more satisfying meal which could be done in half the time of visiting McD or you're a paid Indian shill.

For your sakes I hope your a shill because defending an evil corporation who dishes out filth to brain dead zombies would be an absolute embarrassment as a free thinking human.

>>11004305
>Lol, I'm not even going to read all that
Then why did you bother replying because this is the only line I'm going to read.

>>11004340
I lied. I read every word and it disgusted me.

You disgust me.

>>11004371
I read it after I replied mate and it just confirmed what I thought, don't worry he'll read mine too. Fatty fatty no friends and no family of his own.

>>11000857
>fixed showerheads
>can't wash dick, wagene or arsehole
>sex smells like dogs on a hot summer day
>higher cleanliness standards

>>11004305
*You're

>>11004448
>I comb replies every time I get BTFO
>I found one
>Look at me I've just proved myself right
Pathetic, LOL.

O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WALMART

WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING

WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT

O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED SHIT, GALLANTLY STREAMING

AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE

GIVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE

O SAY DOES THAT SHIET SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT

O'ER THE LAND OF THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT
>https://youtu.be/FCFiKid071I

>>11004516
Just fuck off you fucking IDIOT.

O'ER THE LAND OF THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

>https://youtu.be/FCFiKid071I

>>11004524
I assume you got banned for the last one? This is what 4chan has become, no freedom of speech and rife with liberal censorship. Moot fucking come back you gay Jew.

>>11004552
You assumed wrong.

>>11004561
I "assumed" you were namefagging from different IPs

>>11004516
>proved
*proven

>>11004576
Never assume.

>>11003483
>>11003522
>>11003535
>>11003583
>>11003628
>>11003663
>>11003671
>>11003689
all my posts mate

>>11004578
Both are forms of the verbprove: “to demonstrate or establish as true.” The formprovenis an irregular past participle form. One can say either, He hasprovedhis theory, or He hasprovenhis theory.

>>11003522
>thinking every post is a reply to op

>>11004576
My IP changes every time I post.
>>11004585
Wise words.
>>11004588
You're full of shit and do not understand how the source code embeds IP specific details as meta data. This is because you are a newfag and an ignoramus.

>>11004590
Is your space bar broken?

>>11004601
>Thinking a reply to someone else is a reply to OP
Fucking hell lad

>>11004618
>not understanding what OP means
Protip: it means original post/original poster i.e The thread starting post or starter.
Thank me later, newfriend.

>>11004616
No, I pasted it whilst getting reply notifications. I couldn't be arsed to re-space as I just wanted to read the bitterness of some fat anon.

>>11004640
I'm glad you won at something today.
Good job.
Keep it up and you might earn some Reddit gold one day.
:)

>>11004635
I know what OP is, I was responding to
>>11003483. How can you not see that you daft faggot?

>>11004653
Good Google detective work, you colossal newfag.
:^)

>>11004651
Well what a nice response, thank you. 4chan is the only "social media" I use as I don't have to fuck around with passwords, but I hope you get your gold badge mate.

>>11004640
>>11004653
>>11004670
>4Chan:The next generation.

>>11004675
We're fucked

>>11004669
I'd come back with something like:
>Nice fucking projection newfag
If I had any idea what the fuck you was going on about.

I replied to someone, i didn't reply to OP, the fact you had to explain what OP meant got me thinking you were actually dense or a troll.

>>11004653
and >>11003483 was responding to >>10999948
with a RELEVANT image
so neck yourself you fucking newfag

>>11004692
>you was going on about
*you were going on about
I understand past tense can be confusing, Jamal.

>>11004692
OP refers to the original post or poster (the first one or the thread starter).
Hence you'll see 'OP is a fag' etc.
If you're replying to an anonymous poster within a thread then 'anon' is generally the accepted form of address.
Namefags and Tripfags I'm sure you can work out yourself.
Anything else you'd probably be best off either using Google or asking nicely at >>>/qa/

>>11004675
>>11004686
>>11004704
It's fucking obvious your trying to fit in but it's cringe worthy how hard your trying.

What the fuck has an image posted as a counter to "you cannot afford fast food/butter on popcorn or what ever the cheap shit the posters shilling to McDonalds being caught up in a" human shit being found on salad leafs" frasco.

Are you that fucking new you don't get the memes yet?

>>11004755
>cringe worthy
*cringeworthy
Very bad English, anon.

>>11004755
Why did you Reddit space your post?
A single paragraph would of been sufficient in any case. It's not like the opinion you conveyed was of any significance.

>>11004026
>You think I read
No, I really don't think you even know how to read.

>>11004755
*you're

>>11004769
I like reddit spacing, I think it makes things easier to read and makes the scroll bar of a thread seem bigger AKA like there is actual interest in the topic...

Now then, would you like to continue with your off topic flaming...?

>>11004755
>leafs
*leaves

>>11004755
>frasco
*fiasco

>>11004755
>McDonalds
*McDonald's

>>11004791
>*fiasco
**Fresco

>>11004755
>your
*you're
Nearly missed the second time you did that.
Sorry.
:)

>>11004763
You've been slammed bad in this thread somewhere and you've resorted to bringing up grammatical errors. Well done, well very done you were down but your crawling back up with off the point spelling corrections. Nice one champ.

>>11004812
I haven't pointed out a single grammatical error.
I have pointed out many spelling errors.
There is a difference.
You should learn it.
Retard.

>>11004812
>he doesn't know the difference between grammar and spelling.

>>11004812
anon, know why you've never heard of a grammar bee?
it's because they don't exist. your thinking of spelling, bud.

>>11004824
>Get banged out
>Go through every post correcting errors
>>11004419
>This is the only line I'm going to read
I told you he'd read my post mate.
I've never seen so much butthurt. This is actually embarrassing for him.

>>11004844
He clearly knows to start a sentence with a capital letter.
You 56% Amerisharts start a sentence with a court judgement.

>>11004859
>he
nice try, my dude

>>11004859
kek

>>11004844
>your thinking of
You're thinking of

>>10999938
Well it's been fun but I need to go to sleep now, got IRL (in real life) things to do in the morning. Thanks for going over everything I posted analytically and pointing out my errors apart from the actual point which kept banging you out. I cannot thank-you enough as most people are not that sad. Enjoy the rest of your day correcting people about salad "leaves" in fast food as them idiots don't eat exclusively in burger places.

Later fatty no friends, no family.

>>11004611
stop lying and using a vpn here is illegal and a federal crime

>>11000604
have zero relevance to anything outside of syrup

What about the burgers tainted with cum?

>>11005111
Hey! That signature secret sauce is a trade secret.

>>10999938
Bulk purchase cheap vegetables imported from China? Unfortunately, yes.

>>11006090
Chinese vegetables are relatively safe. Fruits and vegetables from the US? Covered in feces.

>>11006106
Are they saving all their listeria for the Australian market? Relative to what, exactly?

>>11006118
Relative to say, Portugal. Food safety in the US is closer to India or Bangladesh.

>>10999938
this is just what happens when you hire indians

>>11000054
>""""accidentally""""

>>11002223
I thought it was a tattoo when I saw the thumbnail.

>>10999938

>>11000000
>>10999999

Whreeeeeeeeeeeee

>>11003368
>India is now super power.
My fucking sides!

>>11003484
/ck/ is a dead and embarrassing board. If it wasn't for Americans and Europoors arguing over who is more disgusting, most wouldn't even visit.

>>11007606
I mean to meant after China it's number two. India is good at doing number two.

>>11007606
>Detroit
>make America great again
>Liberal agenda in every university
>Spending billions babysitting a particular race
>Countries broke and the infrastructures falling apart.
>Superpower

>>11007678
After the fall of the USSR it is still the only superpower.

>>11007678
>USD is world's reserve currency
>broke
You'd better hope not, m9

>>11007772
Worst geopolitical disaster in 20th century. Based Soviets.

>>11007845
>Worst geopolitical disaster in 20th century.
Yeah because Russia is still there.

>>11007922
You probably think Russia hacked the 2016 US presidential election too

>>11007928
No, I don't. They seemed to engage in a campaign of influence that doesn't amount to interference. They are still evil.

>>11003522
>brainlet no get joke

>>11008003
That's fine but learn from your mistakes buddy.

>>11000003
this is literally true
im canadian and literally as soon as i cross the border, l'm like damn

>>11003504
>Who are Inuits?

>>11003486
you niggers need to stop using the word argument

>>10999938
heres what a happened

>trump becomes president
>mexican produce pickers become non existant
>bring in indians
>call them native americans
>indian produce pickers need to poo
>no designated shitting streets
>just shit in the fields like an animal
>wa la tainted mcdonalds salads.

>>10999938

>>11008817
Why's that pleb boy?

>>10999938
sounds like one of those fake news people make to fuck at restaurants

>>11007966
>Russians are evil
Soyboy detected

>>10999938
>BGR.com
>BurGeR

Every site saying it's shit is a tabloid site. Only the NYT has said it was a parasite which is still horrible.

>>11002326
Americans would call those "vegetables," a salad is a dish comprised primarily of (usually) cold/raw vegetables in American English

>>11002800
Funny how this image is supposed to let you think USA was once this great white people nation, when in reality majority of those red spaces were just empty barren land with no civilization.

>>11009967
George Washington was really a black man

>>11009863
>Cyclosporiasis is caused by a microscopic parasite, known as cyclospora, found in food or water that has been contaminated with feces

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/13/us/mcdonalds-salads-illness-cyclospora-nyt.html

>>11010486
>Cyclosporiasis has been reported in the United States since the mid-1990s, after the country started to import significantly more food, particularly fresh fruit and vegetables. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has investigated more than 2,000 cases of cyclosporiasis since 2000. Past outbreaks have been blamed on basil from Peru, snow peas from Guatemala and cilantro from Mexico.

I'm glad multiculturalism is our strength and diversity through the global village has strengthened us.

>>10999938
>have Mexican slate labor pick your lettuce
>die of E. coli

>>11002221
Source?

>>11009837
I don't like Star Wars, black lives don't matter, The Clintons are the most corrupt politicians we've had in modern history, and I've never had soylent. There is already too much soy in American food. That's a worse problem than the HFCS boogie man. Russians are still evil and so are slavs in general.

>>11010537
It is a Canadian meme. Long ago I use to post on a Canadian board. They believed all Americans wore shoes inside.

>>11002310
this actually makes sense
why waste bio fertiliser on a toilet

>>11003368
super pooer

>>11010538
slavs bombed less people than muricans

>>10999938
veggies btfo

>>10999989
they wipe their asses with the leafs

>>11000980
there might be some truth to that, turkey exports mildly poisoned food for the eu or neighbour states

>>11002411
dirt road is cleaner than a city street

>>11002223
Freedom pounds

the virgin disease contamination
vs
the chad lettuce shitting

>>11003656
is it THAT bad in mexico?

>>11003562
you forgot
>for me, it's the _____

>>11011943
I didn't forget it at all, it's a fucking shit "board meme" and it's tired even to the redditors amongst us.

>>11011970
For me it's the Rustlers burger, microwave only, 0 to tasty in seconds, new sauce and a free trip to Detroit!!!

>>11011980
>Be me
>Be paid every 4th week on a friday
>payday is dress down for charity
>Come to office in shoes, trousers and shirt everytime
>Only person dressed like this in a large office with two floors
>Anon why you never wear casual?
>Because dressing casual will give be a casual approach toward my work
>Just don't want to give a pound to a tramp really
>Payday is pizza, burger or what ever shit food day.
>Hey anon, the American burger chain five guys has just opened across the way are you coming, it's really good
>No I'm too busy (I'm not, just want to "it's coming home" shitpost on /sp/ and fuck it let them bring food to me)
>can you pick us up a cheese burger and fries, I'll sort you out the money on Monday, I haven't got any cash with me (I've got 20 quid in my shirt pocket)
>Sure
>Brings food back
>Greasy burger and chips with fucking skin on
>This is fucking shit eat a bit and throw it in the bin
>Read the receipt, 12 fucking pounds
>Pop in to CO-OP to get some burns on way home, 2 Rustlers for 2 pound 50
>Fucking sweet
>Microwave them bad boys up
>Anon I'm just about to start dinner
>I'm really tired dear, had to work through dinner break to get everything sorted by end of play so I'll just have these
>Mfw Rustlers BTFO five guys
>Mfw I didn't win a trip to Detroit
>Mfw work colleague is to polite to ask for his money back

>>11012056
Borderline gibberish.

>>11008095
Day of rake when

>>11012075
I found it pretty easy to read unlike a lot of britspeak.

>>11012252
I said borderline for a reasons.

>>11012075
>Borderline gibberish.
a bit nonsensical and sociopathic, both

Do Americans do this

>>11012056
>12 fucking pounds
that's like more than 12 fucking euro
... for a fookin burger and fries

>>10999938
>be american
>literally eat illegal immigrant shit
lmao

>>11012317
>help us find a cure

>>11012319
t.economist
Well done for figuring that out. Cheers.

>>11012337
curing it won’t be free

>>11012317
I have diabetes and if I saw this in my local KFC I'd just go to McDonalds or burger king. Do these mega rich companies thing they can pull the wool over decent American eyes? I think not! Post Facebook, post instergram, post Twitter. we're a proud people and we will take action against krappy fried chicken!!!

>>11008095
Canada is a lot worse than the US by leaps and bounds fellow leaf. Don't be kidding.

>>11000120
>nobody reports corruption
>therefore it doesn't exist! la la la la la!
You should more worried if your statistics say there are zero contaminations. It means someone isn't doing their inspection job correctly. There is no way to have a perfect food safety record.

>>11012392
>Could it be that food is edible in Europe?
>No, it's the corrupt health inspectors.

>>11012407
>>Could it be that food is edible in Europe?

You mean like that contaminated beef--whoops, I mean horsemeat--that was all over the place last year?

>>11003483
>>11003522
>>11004588
>>11003535
>>11003583
>>11003628
>>11003663
>>11003671
>>11003689
>>11004704
>>11004755
>>11004763
>>11004769
>>11004803
>>11004653
>>11004669
>>11004692
>>11004675
>>11004755
>american discussions

>>11012369
>>11012337
They are trying to find a cure for the non-fat people diabetes aka childhood diabetes or type 1. You are confusing it with type 2 diabetes that ham planets have.

>>11013592
Thanks KFC man, bit like gays trying to cure good aids.

>>11013592
>They are trying to find a cure for the non-fat people diabetes by giving you diabetes
sorry couldn't resist, appreciate the clarification

>>11013637
No. Aids is your fault. Type 2 diabetes is your fault. Type 1 diabetes you can't prevent.

>>11000054
>be french speaking canadian
>no "lait" for a latte
>pic related
>just read "spècial lait"
>huh, must be good shit
>put it in the coffee despite the warning signs

oooooh canadaaaaa

>>11000120
>>11000149
haha lol no
remember the e.coli cucumbers? they were hellbent in blaming a farm in spain and they were already sharpening the knives about spanish produce when someone whistleblowed about a GERMAN farm being responsible for the contamination

no corruption my ass

>>11013734
I ain't the French bloke who fucked a monkey (an actual monkey, not a black girl) so I've got fuck all to do with aids lad. Diphtheria type 2 is a human condition no man has caused it, especially not me.

>>10999999

>>11013779
>Diphtheria type 2
There are two types of diphtheria: respiratory and cutaneous.

>dont' tip
>get shit on your salad
Freedom

>>11013784
What the fuck does this have to do with the thread?

>>10999938
>mcdonalds
>salad
They got what was coming to them

>>11008095
I went to Canada last week and this is true in addition to having like 50% less fat people, but holy shit your nation is cucked nobody fucking spoke english I thought I crossed a fucking wormhole that sent me to pakistan instead.

>>11000343
Lol.

>>11001150
The goverments consider the ackbars more important than the rest so really they are the real Europeans.

>>11002911
Democracy was invented by the Basques, pleb.

>>11014244
Hahahaha. What!!!
Basque are a fuck up of North Celts, they were still wondering around France when the Greeks started counting hands.

>>11002758
Over 10% of the country lives in poverty

>>11012317
They obviously mean the other sort of diabetes that isn't caused by being fat.
They can't possibly have so little self awareness that they are talking about the fat type of diabetes right?

>>10999938
>he's never had a classic McShit.
lmao funniest thing i've seen all day.
pic related my face when i read it

also may i ask what you mean by McShit

>>10999948
>he's never had a classic McShit.
>lmao funniest thing I've seen all day.
>pic related> my face when i read it
>also may i ask what you mean by McShit

>>10999938
Someone didn't wash their hands, right Chipotle?

>>10999989
This is the real reason. Except it's more like just not washing their hands before handling lettuce.

>>10999938
Usually it's at Chipotle.

>>11001181
imagine the being that guy
>taking the 14 year old burger on vacations
>being the guy with the old burger on the cruise ship
>instead of HEY HOW WAS THAT FOOTBALL GAME its HEY CHECK OUT MY RANCID MEAT

>>10999938
in all seriousness
who the fuck goes to mcdonalds and orders a salad
it isn't even cheap since you can just get premade salad mixes at grocery stores for a better price
hell mcdonalds salads are some of the worst items on the menu because of how much fuckin sauce they put on them

>>11017120
Women out with friends.

>>11000120
why do europoors always get together to circlejerk over how much they hate america?

>>11002911
>Brits, who's country first invented democracy
>bongistan education

>Yes, Americans do this.
>Yes, America is running the world.
>Yes, stay mad Euro/Asian/LiterallyAnywhereOtherThanAmerica

>>11017120
what kind of commie eurotard dystopia do you live in where the workers apply the dressing?
fucking disgusting

>>11002934
This would be correct if you weren't being ironic, apart from the sharia bit. Are you proud of your television shows? Some of them are popular, sure, but are they actually good? What if they didn't rely on commercial endorsement? Do you think they would be better or worse?

>>11017344
It's not just euroscrubs it's the rest of the world and American minorites.

>>11000857
>in the US where we bathe and generally have higher cleanliness standards than Europeans.
Fucking shart in marts

>>10999938
evidently yes, they do really do that