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11007259 No.11007259 [Reply] [Original]

Why do brainlets pretend that a shitty no name pizza place is better than a chain like dominos or papa johns? Has anyone actually even had pizza from a no name place? There is always a critical flaw, sometimes multiple at once. The sauce might be to sweet. The dough might be cardboard or so thick it feels like youre chewing on a shoe. There might be so much cheese it looks like a gross glob of yellow grease. It might not be fucking cut properly. It might be to much, or perhaps they skimp out on toppings even if you a pay a premium like $1.25-75 for each topping.

THERE IS SOMETHING ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG WITH THESE PLACES, FUCK YOU FOR MEMEING THEM

>> No.11007263

they have soul

>> No.11007265
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Life is short, eat better pizza

LET'S
GET
JET'S!!

>> No.11007272

>>11007259
>t. Flyover cuck

>> No.11007274

>>11007259
Some are good. Some are god awful. It's just hit or miss.

>> No.11007275

>>11007263
Nah...dude this is nothing to joke about. The last le epic local place I tried commited the sin of having shoe like crust/dough texture, way to sweet of sauce, and what seemed like a gallon of disgusting gloopy blobs of cheese on top. Im done trying new places

>>11007272
California, try again sweetums

>> No.11007280

>>11007275
>California
>pizza
found your problem, Paco

>> No.11007284

>>11007259
It works like this. If you go to Domino's or Papa John's you're getting guaranteed mediocrity. It's not going to be awful, but it's not going to be great either. It's going to be meh.

When you go to a mom-n-pop place then all bets are off. It could be far worse. It could be meh. Or it could be fucking fantastic. Clearly the bad and "meh" ones aren't worth going to, but the great ones are. In my experience it's usually easy to find the great ones: call around and see who has a proper stone oven. If they have that, chances are they're going to blow Dominos and its ilk out of the water.

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>>11007275
Ok, then.
>t. commiecuck

>> No.11007291

>>11007259
The sauce is always too sweet at every chain. Pizza hut has the worst cheese, papa johns has the worst crust, dominoes has the worst toppings.
i'd rather pay $2 for a slice of good cheese pizza than $15 plus tax plus tip even though i carried it out myself for shit i won't like

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>>11007272
Detroit pizza is the best pizza.

>> No.11007302

The only thing chain pizza has going for it is it's cheap and it's the only thing open at 1am when you're drunk and no other option.

All the local Italian restaurants near me make pizza you actually enjoy.

>> No.11007332

>>11007286
>>11007280
>hurr durr my le location dictates and controls everything hehe :) u are either flyover cuck or pozzed nigger beaner xD

A cringe to the both of yas

>>11007284
This is just wrong. Ive had excellent dinners/pizzas at dominos and papa johns. On the contrary, after going to the top 7 rated pizza places in my area, all of them commited a major sin or multiple or just flat out did not taste good.

>>11007291
Well said, disagree with dominos and worst toppings though. The pineapple, green peppers, mushrooms, and diced tomatos i get are always good. The problem is the quantity. They skimp out on everything besides pepperoni, theres been times where i had a 3 topping pizza and it just looked...sad. Like it was incomplete or empty

>>11007302
I hope you dont mean real authentic italian pizza. Because that shit sucks ass

>> No.11007335

>>11007291
>tipping for carryout
top cuck
the shit's already made so they can't ejaculate in it and you're not going there often enough for them to recognize you when you come back, right?

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>>11007259
Maybe it’s just here in jew york but chain pizzas are fucking terrible in my experience. Rubber cheese, disgustingly sweet sauce and dough way too thick for how dry it is. Definitely cheaper than a decent place so it has that going for it.

I can’t say I’ve had too much chain pizza though, since I grew up next to a great local place which was then replaced by another great one. All of the chain ones I’ve had were closer to cafeteria food or like, 7/11 shit.

But you can’t say every independent place is just better either, they’re all variable. Chains are a bit more consistently shitty. Plenty of regular places fuck it up too.

>> No.11007356

>>11007332
You're fucking retarded if you buy chain pizza anywhere with good local options. What kind of degenerate buys Pizza hut in New York City.

The fact that you live in a place with no pizza culture is 100% to blame. I'm in CA currently and the best pizza available here is from a place trying really hard to be an NY Style pizzeria.

>> No.11007357

A+ for effort on this thread op

>> No.11007363

>>11007332
>. Ive had excellent dinners/pizzas at dominos and papa johns.

How? Nothing in the whole restaurant is of high enough quality to be called exceptional or "excellent". They don't even have proper Buffalo Mozz. How are you going to get "excellent" without that? I'm guessing you have low standards.

>> No.11007367

>>11007348
>>11007356
You are both dumb, the first guy not as much. Deep dish, new york, and authentic italian are complete shit. New york is a big floppy thin piece of turd with barely any cheese or sauce

>> No.11007368

>>11007259
>there is always something wrong
Any amount of flaws wouldn’t make them not better than Dominos

>> No.11007377

>>11007259
The thing chain pizza has going for it is consistancy. The pizza itself is generally sub par to mediocre but it's more or less the same everywhere.
Independent pizza is incredibly varied from place to place. I've had local pizza that blows domino's out of the water and local pizza that's fucking horrendous. It all depends on where you are I guess. If you can't find a pizza place where you live that's better than fucking dominos you have my condolences.

>> No.11007389

I never realized until visiting my gf in Ohio that good pizza places are not a given. I live in CT about midway between new york and Boston and I can't throw a rock without hitting a Greek or Italian pizza/grinder shop. I like both kinds of pizza and then there's new Haven style too which is also pretty good. I have my favorites bit overall it's hard to get shitty pizza around here and I am grateful. We do have a dominoes in my town because they are cheep and poor people love to spend money on shitty food. Anyway CT sucks overall but at least we have good pizza and grinders. Most of these place also have good fish and chips too. And in RI you can usually get weenies.

>> No.11007414

>>11007389
Which part of Ohio are you in? If you're near Cincinnati at all I can direct you to some good pippa, easily.

>> No.11007426

>>11007259
Because it's "authentic" and "unique".

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>>11007259

I agree 100%

I think it's the same reason people pretend to 'like' sushi and kbbq:

They've been under so much media and social pressure to believe it has to be this way and they genuinely believe they do prefer it

They're so blind to reality that it's shocking, these are the same people who wanted Hillary to win.

I'd take McDonald's over any fast casual/sit down restaurant any day.

>> No.11007438

>>11007433
McDonald's has its place, as does sit down dining. A lot of it is shit, and some of it is fantastic. Most of it is in between and if I'm hankering for something that tastes at least semi-homemade and don't feel like cooking, it's the way to go.

>> No.11007439

I'm not even difficult, I enjoy MD, BK, KFC, but I'm always disappointed by Domino's. I find myself craving some pizza then being let down. Even Pizza Hut feels like it's worse food, but it's sometimes tastier.

>> No.11008603

>>11007414
This was in Columbus about 3-4 years back

>> No.11008616

>>11007433
Eh, people gon like what they like, shitboi

>> No.11008619

>>11007259
>a chain like dominos or papa johns

Yeah, because at least those places are consistently terrible.

>> No.11008627

>>11007433
Zoomer

>> No.11008632

>>11007275
lol stupid westcoastie thinking you know pizza

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>>11007433
>They've been under so much media and social pressure to believe it
>I'd take McDonald's over any fast casual/sit down restaurant any day.

>> No.11008810

>>11007259
so happy I live in switzerland, close to italy. dominos is considered utter trash here. i pity you.

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>>11007295
Get these at your grocery store and you can make Detroit pizza at home.

>> No.11008964

>>11007259
This is my first day on /ck/ and even I can tell this is bait

>> No.11009007

>>11007259
Are you trying to say that Papa Johns and Domino's pizza are flawless? Because that's bullshit.

>> No.11009509

>>11009007
Not flawless. Sometimes they are jewish with the toppings or there isnt enough cheese. But on a consistent level, its much better. Ive never sat there chewing the crust for 5 minutes because its so dry and tough. Ive never had to throw it in the trash because the sauce might as well be candy. Ive never had to get my fucking pizza cutter for it upon opening the box and realizing some lazy faggot couldnt slice the pizza correctly (or at all).

Your meme places are very flawed, so flawed they lose to chains. Its only pizza places that are like this. I can find good hamburgers, pastries, chinese, and coffee/donuts at independent places but have never had a good pizza experience

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>>11007275
>>11007332
>west coast retard thinks he knows pizza
>I hope you dont mean real authentic italian pizza. Because that shit sucks ass
There are no Italians in Commiefornia you dumb faggot, that's why your ""authetic"" italian joints are ran by spics.

Your logic is about as retarded as if I went to Michigan expecting good authentic Mexican food.

>> No.11009868

>>11007332
pizza really depends on good water, california has awful water, really any place not on the east coast suffers like this. there are places that actually ship in east coast water for pizza making.

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>>11009509
>it's better to settle for consistent mediocrity then run the risk of spending $10 for a not so good pizza once in a while

If you think a non-chain has shitty pizza, just don't go back to that non-chain. Just throwing your arms in the air and saying "I'll just always get Dominoes because I at least know they will be mediocre" is just retarded. You've never received a promotion in your entire working career, have you?

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>>11007259
Theres this pizza place called Pizza Pirates near me in Socal

best pizza ever.

Pizza Pirates>Dominos>Pizza Jew>little Ceasars>Papa "nigger hunting" Johns

>> No.11011400

>>11007259
Ok papa johns gets a lot of undeserved hate, but dominos is complete fucking shit and random pizza place is better.

>> No.11011428

my boyfriend and I ate at some little place in Colorado that only did personal brick oven pizzas. I give it a better than any chain pizza/10.

>> No.11011684

>>11007259
>I've never had good pizza, therefore it does not exist.

Solid logic there, friendo.

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>>11010312
She's not that ugly. Broad shoulders can be kinda hot on a girl.

>> No.11011713

>>11010312
>>11011704
i personally think shes super attractive

>> No.11012272

local places are always better
>califag in this thread bitching about pizza
just go to mountain mikes you dipshit

>> No.11012287

Who brick oven master race here? Fuck your chains.

>> No.11012842

>>11007259
I live in SoCal anon, which county are you in? There's a local chain in my county that blows Papa Johns out of the water.

>> No.11012995

>>11007259
>unironically thinks papa johns is good
pizza opinion discarded

>> No.11013024

Papa John's and dominos are the pinnacle of pizza huh?

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