/ck/ - Food & Cooking

of course they do, this thread fucking sucks.

>>11004762
Of course not. Are you even real?

>>11004762
huh?

>>11004762
Whats wrong with it?
>>11004770
How can he be real if B-Reals eyes aint real?

>>11004762
>not liking bangers and mash

>>11004762

>>11004762
Snorkers...Good oh !

>>11004762
The fuck is wrong with you?
Of course we eat bangers and mash you worthless Yank cunt.
Can't beat a couple of nice Lincolnshire sausages with some buttery mash made with maris piper potatoes.
Do you even fucking have tastebuds?

I'm American and what is wrong with sausages and mashed tatos?

God damn that sounds good right about now.

Its good

why do brits call cuts of meat such homoerotic names? fuck, why do all british weird names sound so homoerotic?

>>11006236

But bangers makes sense. In that they were a nickname given to cheap sausages made during war rationing had so much high-water filler, they would pop during cooking.

>>11004762
Literally nothing wrong with sausage and mashed potato.

>>11004762
You don't bang your mash? How do you live when you never stick your sausage in some mash?

Do you like my sausage?

>>11006770
Those look suspiciously like instant mashed potatoes, anon.

>>11005318
Well said lad

>>11006803
How dare you

>>11006975
Sir, I stand by my previously notified accusation as to the provenance of those mashed potatoes.

Sir, you stand accused of using Smash instant mashed potato, and attempting to pass the very same off as a creation of thine very own handiwork, in contravention of the Act of Telling Porky Pies (2008) and the Act of Falsely Making Utterance in Representation of Cooked Potato Act of 1642.

How do you plead, Mr Anon?

>>11004762
Bangers and mash is really good pub stuff. I've only had in Irish pubs in NYC but it's always been good, it's great with some pints.

Go to some Irish pub late at night with a girl after being a bit drunk and get some bangers and mash, good times ensue.

>>11007010
I plead innocence!

>>11007010
Your honor if I may, this is a ridiculous trial. Mr. Anon, my client is a reputable man of exquisite taste. The notion that a man of his status would resort to using instant potatoes is not only ridiculous it's slanderous.

>>11007042
I slandered yer mum last night if you know what I mean you English fop!

>>11007044
As you can see your honor, the plaintiff is nothing but a sad con man, trying to ruin my client's reputation and resorting to petty insults when presented with actual argument.

>>11007010
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>>11007052
fuck off

>>11007062

>>11007010
I bet he doesn't even have his potatoes mashing license.

this isn't keto

>>11006215
>Serving food in skillet
>Serving food on slate of stone
>Serving drinks in threaded jar

ISHYGDDT

>>11006236
your closet gayness is showing

>>11007062
Officer escort this man out of here immediately.

>>11007478
oi wanker do you have a loicense for those hateful words you just bashed this poor sod with?

>>11007524
I've heard enough. The court finds in favor of Mr. Anon. 500 neetbux and a written apology will be issued to the defendant as damages. Court adjourned.

>>11006236
how in the fuck does bangers and mash sound homoerotic
seriously tho

>>11007886
Teenagers can't read the word bang without immediately thinking about sex.

>>11004762
The fuck is wrong with bangers and mash you turbonigger
>>11004765
Fpbp

>>11007469
it's just a presentation for a cool photograph you dense philistine, you dont have to do this when you eat alone at home

>>11004762
Yes. They also enjoy faggots and mash, with some spotted dick for dessert.