/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11005541
Holy man

>>11005541
Crush up the chips
Moisten with salsa, cheese, and guacamole
Wait 10 minutes
Enjoy

>>11005555
its not that i cant chew them, its that i panic that im going to choke everytime i swallow.
i dont want the chewing techniques anymore that i created so i had asked for chewing techniques on here which was a mistake.

>>11005579
You haven’t even tried my advice and you’re spurning it, what is this thread for?

>>11005604
doesnt matter because i would chew them 100 times plus ive tried that before. fuck the chips desu

This sounds like anxiety more than anything to do with food man. It's why you're scared to eat without counting chews, it's why you accidentally swallow out of some knee-jerk reaction, and why you get the follow-up reaction to swallowing unexpectedly. I'm genuinely convinced that therapy or medication would solve your problem.

Also, please re-post the chew chart for the rest of us who may have forgotten.

>>11005555
>>11005604
for these digits

>>11005615
>code blue - most liquids and soups, i always chew these a minimum of one time, even water.
>code green - purees, ice creams, dips, and other very soft foods, i chew these at least 10 times
>code red - these are most foods that require a great deal of chewing, at least a minimum of 30 chews before i even think about swallowing
>code black - beef jerky, taffy, caramels and other very chewy foods, i will chew these until they disintegrate into a liquid then i add10 more chews
>code circle - these are medicines that i will chew but they are gross as shit, usually chew with a piece of gum and swallow it as well.
adding to the list
>code stealth - chewing in public so no one can see how many times i chew
>code pretz - this is mostly for pretzels but also works with dry crackers or wheat thins, chew until into a paste, then dilute paste with liquid, chew 10 times
>code triple - triples are a bad day because i have to do everything 3 times
>code deuce - like triples but only 2 times, usually im unsure about the swallowing

just mainline soup or something

>>11005641
This needs to be in the /ck/ sticky as official board chewing procedure.

>>11005541
you have OCD
im sorry

You should probably start doing jaw exercises so you more fully utilize each chew. Your food will be sub-molecularly broken down, and atomic explosions will occur in your mouth.
>profit.

When I bite down, my face swells 1/2 inch on each side, cuz I got manly jaw mooskulls.

weak shit

>>11005541
You're going to a live a life through a blender. Could be worse. Good luck

It's called dysphagia, my dude. I've had it for like 16 years

>can't eat burgers, steaks, pretty much any thick meats because it's so much effort to swallow it
>can't eat anything without having some kind of drink nearby
>stopped eating sandwiches about a year ago because bread got too hard to swallow
At least i'll never be fat

>>11005541
Moes family feedbag (formerly chucks)

>>11006549
what do you think of my chewing system, do you have something similar?

>this thread