/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11002598
I swear to God I'm going to nuke fucking Pennsylvania one day you fucking wannabe rednecks.

>>11002640
Can't you 3D print your own nukes online now or something? Just go ahead and do it. You have my blessing

No one actually says whiz wit when ordering but tourists and absolutely no one, not ever tourists, says 'please' when ordering a cheesesteak. No one.

>>11002690
Do you have even a single shred of evidence to back that up?

>>11002690
I say please and thank you by default, because my parents raised me right. What's it like being raised by white trash?

I usually have milk scramb's for brek and a 'go 'za for din

>>11002690
When my tourist ass was in Philly and I went to Geno's the signs posted up specifically instruct the customers to use the phrase "whiz wit". I'm not sure if people actually follow the sign or not, but it was certainly there. I didn't say it because I didn't want Whiz. I did, however, say please when I placed my order since that's what I always do whenever I order anywhere. It's just basic manners, like saying excuse me if you burp or fart or whatever.

>>11002709
Its the default for PA, you can't help them if their fucking stupid and also don't know how to get out of the fucking left lane on a highway.

>>11002598
>Illinois
>'go 'za
It's fucking cringeworthy but you hear it all the time even outside of Chicongo.

Call me an idiot but I don't like this type of sliced beef or whatever it is you Philipinedelphians call it. There is this Greek place in Chicago (which is relatively famous because it's one of the original gyro places in the world) that totally fucks up their cheesesteak to a point where it is no longer even recognizable as a cheesesteak. Best cheesesteak I've ever had

It's not necessarily cringy but Baltimore lake trout bugs me

not rly, McDonalds has pretty cringy names for their sesonal food (McKiełbasa, Wieśmak), but that's it (also. it was so long ago, before the war)

i'm from Texas and everything is Texas themed
>Texas Toast
>Texas Tacos
>Texas BBQ
>Texas Chili
>Texas Tea

etc. just means its very greasy and large

>>11002598
Spiedies, New York, it's just a piece of chicken on a slice of white bread. It's pathetic and it gets a stupid name so idiots at restaurants can charge a lot for it.

>>11002827
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill and eat 'em all!

>>11002827
>greasy tea
oh lawd

>>11002598
many Texans refer to crawfish as
>mud bugs

>>11002841
Georgia too.

i'll have a PHILLY CHEESESTEAK

>>11002836
Didn't the bugs nail that place?

>>11002827
Fellow Texan here, toast and BBQ are the only ones i ever hear. Also, our BBQ is objectively the best kind in the US.

>>11002856
Can you even imagine how delicious bug meat must be?

>>11002839
Texas Tea is the sweetest toothache

>>11002868
I've eaten plenty of mudbugs, they're damn good. Twist off the head and suck out the juice for a tasty treat.

>>11002862
I've never had specifically Texas BBQ. Another Texan on here told me that it's not as sweet as other kinds. I tend not to like BBQ because of how sweet it can be. Is it true Texas BBQ is not that sweet?

crawdads is another term for them.

>>11002875
I'm not a Texan but I've had Texas bbq and it's pretty damn good, because it's not sweet. It's more on the savoury side, that's the way I like it.

>>11002875
TX BBQ has a really smoky flavor and sometimes the sauce has lots of pepper

>>11002875
It varies on the type of meat. Spare ribs might have a little bit of a sweet sauce on them, but beef brisket or pork sholder certainly won't.

>>11002875
>Is it true Texas BBQ is not that sweet?
Texan here.

We are most well known for brisket, and that is rarely sweet. Sauce is on the side, and the sauce is more of a savory one.

That said any BBQ place in Texas will probably have sweet sauce on the table or available if you ask for it; we do use it for other meats.

>>11002883
>>11002889
>>11002910
>beef brisket
ok thanks all i needed to know

>>11002917
I think from New York that you're most well known for big hats. You're beef ribs bbq are awesome but those big hats are kick ass.

I know Texas as the home of George DubbaYabbaDooouche

>>11002889
All real barbecue has smokey flavor. That's why it has its own name, numbnuts.

>>11002883
You should try South Carolina mustard be sauce on pulled pork or baby back ribs. Shit is dank, yo.

in belgium we call chocolate sprinkles mouse poops

>>11002957
I like a good BBQ but use Colman's mustard as a side. That's some strong stuff and it only takes a little bit to add to something that already has some strong flavor. I know that sounds strange but try it out.

>>11002962
In the USA we call belgiuns nigger loving fucking faggots.

>>11002966
yup, it shows in what we did to the congolese populace ;^)

>>11002973
Keep sucking up to niggers and see what happens to your nation, no wonder the UK is dropping you like the wet stone that you are.

>>11002973
so far as we know, you are just dutch or swiss or whatever.

>>11002966
Nah, that's just you. You'd be a much happier person if you worked out your misdirected hostility issues, anon. :)

>>11002976
why are you implying that i personally represent all of belgium and its stance on immigration
do americans really do this

>>11002978
im not complaining anon

>>11002982
Not really. I just don't care about niggers and you twats in Brussels telling other people what to do. You want them in all of your places except in your backyards where you have armed guards. That's pretty hypocritical.

>>11002988
We take a look a other's policies and make policies based on that and our own. You know the niggers use the EU as a jumping point to get to England then get to the USA.

As a west coaster. What the fuck are you idiots even saying or talking about? Whiz wit means nothing to me.

>>11003001
imagine thinking that anyone in this buffer state is happy with the current state of the EU
imagine thinking that anyone in this buffer state approves of what (((they))) are doing in the shithole that is brussels (which, everyone i have ever met agrees on is a shithole)

>>11003014
You keep voting them in and made yourself EU capitol, you're kind of a laughing stock.

>>11002976
I know Trumpsfolk lack all self-awareness, but the fact that we still have more black people than any other industrial country needs no reminder

>>11003022
Congrats. hahahahahaha!

>>11003011
Stick to In-N-Out I guess

>>11003022
That's really nothing to be proud of.

why are the americans so angry today

>>11003001
Of course they do. Same as the owner class here does. Civilization does not work without slaves. Aristotle knew this and the captains of industry know this. Either accept it or go inna woods

>>11003031
We're not angry, but paying for your bullshit social engineering is really bullshit!

>>11002966
rekt!

>>11003014
My fellow Americans don't know this but Belgium is a non-country

>>11003011
It's the stupid "official" way to order a cheese steak in Philly so you don't hold up the line. It means, "cheesesteak, use cheez-wiz, with onions." Fucking Philadelphians man, they suck their own dicks almost as much as Texans.

>>11003022
>shillarycucks thinks everyone isn't painfully aware of this unfortunate fact
>shillarycucks think this is a good thing
What was it you were saying about self-awareness?

>>11003029
I didn't say it was. I'm saying the /pol/ trailer trash in this thread is the pot calling the kettle BLACKED

>>11003045
You imported them. You only have yourself to blame. Cry more

>>11003033
The Republic, Plato
I can go on with these.

>>11003042
That's for tourists and fags. I'm not standing in some stupid line to deal with your faggy philly lingo, piss the fuck off!

>actually ingesting the vaguely food-adjacent industrial byproduct known as 'whiz'
Only in Philadelphia, a truly beautiful country.

>>11003031
>why are the americans so angry today
possibly because they are not truly the americans but rather "the americans"

>>11003064
NYC might be worse, some of these assholes pay people to stand in line to make a restaurant or food cart seen popular so other assholes stand in line too like fucking morons. Nightclubs too, they pay chicks to go there and make it look "popular" when it's really a fucking shithole.

>>11003087
Have you considered in your arrogance that perhaps we don't give a fuck about your foreign nigger opinions about us?

>>11003093
You're really dim-witted if you think that NYC is the only place that does this, especially at nightclubs.

Its like #1 easiest way to drum up interest in a place and pretty cheaply.

>>11003100
that's good, vlad. really. but the troll farm is over there

>>11003105
NYC probably started it, maybe LA. Either way it's perro caca.

>>11002640
>>11002723
reminder that Philly is not Pennsylvania.

>>11003105
I know a chef who actually judges the quality of a restaurant by how many people are in it at peak hours. I didn't say he was a good chef.

>>11003120
It more or less is, fucking shit state.

>>11003120
Yes, you proved that once and for all last election. Hope you're happy with your choice

>>11003121
I do that with chink dim-sum joints. If some place is filled with chinks then that's a place to go, if it's empty or filled with tourist looking fucks then I avoid it.

Why is /pol/ trailer trash so obsessed with niggers? They think about niggers 24/7 and even bring it up in a retarded food names thread on a Cambodian basket weaving message board

I'm so sorry for your miserable lives

>>11003141
They watch to much interracial cuck porn for 'research' purposes and became obsessed with it.

>>11003141
Because we have to pay a lot of extra taxes to take care of niggers who can't take care of themselves. It's pathetic.
If you really care enough to read about it look on www niggermania net

>>11003149
The majority of US welfare tax dollars goes to poor white trash at Walmarts.

>>11003163
"nigger" has nothing to do with skin color and everything to do with behavior. poor white trash are often niggers.

>>11003163
Well whites are the majority population and pay more in taxes. If you look at niggers it's much more to them by demographic also crime rates.

>>11003169
Lol oh ok.

If you look at niggers bubba's simply not fit for purpose.

>>11003149
Again, you are to blame for this. Your people, your ancestors wanted free labor. Support your ex-slaves them then now and shut the fuck and stop fucking whining. No one cares about your 'muh taxes' you fucking idiot

>>11003243
>m-m-m-muh gran-pappy did that not me, why should I have to do anything??

>>11003149
Again, you are to blame for this. Your people, your ancestors wanted free labor. So then support your ex-slaves now and shut the fuck up and stop fucking whining. No one cares about your 'muh taxes' you fucking idiot

>>11002598
Poor people in Ohio fry bologna slices in a skillet and call it "booby bologna". The bologna curls up and looks like there's a nipple in the center. Absolutely retarded.

Is it real that some americans call pizza "zza"?

>>11003355
fried bologna is actually pretty tasty with mustard, good campfire food

>>11004131
Maybe in Cucknifornia, so no.

>>11004131
Not since the 1980's unless you're joking.

>>11002732
no you don't, fuck off

>>11004131
I want 'go 'za to be real

>>11002875
desu I only ever thought KC went overboard with the sugar

>>11002962
Where I'm from multicolored sprinkles are just called sprinkles but the chocolate ones are called "jimmies" which is a reference to Jim Crow laws ie. you're eating little black people

>>11002973

>>11003014

>>11003100

>>11003121
That's not a bad strategy 2bh it has never steered me wrong

>>11002598
I'm from New York City, and apparently we're the only civilized city that says Soda, not pop or coke, Soda.

>>11003127
What is this post trying to say? I can't figure it out

>>11003141
they are insecure about their own failure in life so they cling to the notion that they are part of the master race therefore have some king of worth to society when in reality if we instituted eugenics they would all be castrated

>>11004253
He's saying he wants to have sex with you

>>11002862
>tx bbq
>best
lolno
For a pack of raving Christians, you guys eschew pork, the superior 'cue meat, like a bunch of Jews.
Beef barbecue is objectively the worst.

>>11004274
/pol/ - Assorted Edgy Teenagers

>>11004252
so very wrong. The entire northeast including boston as well as milwaukee and st louis call it soda. You are however the only retards that call it "soder" because of your dumb accents

>>11004294
Even in Chicago, a supposed "pop" city, I've only heard someone call it "pop" maybe a few times in my life. Literally everyone calls it soda

>>11004310
Oh yeah, now that I think about it, the people who called it "pop" were mostly black.

>>11002732
I can't imagine saying this.
>How do you do, sir? I would like to purchase your finest 'go 'za, please.
Also, best 'go 'za is not Giordano's, Uno or even Pequod's, it's Gulliver's.

>>11003125
Shut the fuck up loser. What state you from baby dick

>>11004343
You misspelled lou malnati's but I forgive you

>>11003040
As much as I think and know that Belgium is pathetic they do have Duvel. So kudos on that.

>>11003250
Nice rainbow shit. Are you into unicorns as well?

>>11004131
No New Yorker would ever say that. Maybe fags, no real New Yorker would say that. I've never heard that in public, this is the only place where some idiots are pushing that "meme."

>>11004317
Yeah and they mix it with md 20/20 or thunderbird then hit up the crack rocks.

I always felt it was a little much that my town deli sells a sandwich called the "gasm" to kids

>>11004708
Is their main demographic niggers? "gasm" seems like it would appeal to niggers.

It isn't directly food, but where I come from we call this guy a "Schnatterzapfen".

>>11004764
You Germans are fucked in the head! Cheers!

>>11002835
The whole point of spiedies is the marinade, idiot. Have you actually had one?

>>11003125

>>11004786
Yeah, a few from different places and they always disappoint me because they suck so much. Try a few out from different places and realize that they suck for the price and I can it better and not give it a stupid name.

>>11004786
Do you believe in your own bullshit or do you sell spiedies and have to selll them?

>>11004786
I'm a New Yorker, I know bullshit when I see it. Sell that spiedie shit to tourists and niggers, I'll laugh you outta town for that crap.

>>11004874
>>11004892
go eat some of your shitty cardboard and ketchup nyc pizza, fags