/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11002643
Unless there's some additional benefit of weighing the person instead of the food, it's probably just going to embarrass some people and make them not want to do that

A glass of water would be expensive my fat American friend.

>>11002643
Sounds dumb. People could easily cheat the system with a bathroom break.

>>11002679
Weigh the plates and add a surcharge for every gram of unfinished food.

>>11002643
I would put on a fat suit, load it with 10 lbs. dumbbell weights, ditch them in the bathroom and replace with food, then go to the register and make you pay me for taking your food with the threat of bad Yelp reviews.

people will game it
kooky pricing gimmicks don't attract customers

>>11002643
They already do that you fucking retard. It's called price per pound for takeout trays.

>>11002695
>ditch them in the bathroom and replace with food
Sounds dumb. Dumbbell plates cost more than most prepared foods, so unless that restaurant is serving some high-end shit your plan loses money.

Plastic bags filled with sand or water would make more sense.

>>11002679

This

>Walk off scale holding in Massive shit
>Eat and shit
>Profit

>>11003800
So put some fucking rocks in your pockets. The idea is retarded, sorry.

>>11002643
I wanna open a restaurant where only people from /ck/ are allowed to eat.
What should I serve?

>>11003819
or just gather rocks from outside and carry them in your jacket/pants

>>11004064
Cum brownies. Call it the "magical place" dessert special.

>>11002643
Eat
Wait an hour
Shit
Leave having only paid like $2

>>11002643
if you really need to measure how much is consumed by weight just place scales under the buffet plates people take food from

>>11002643
Id just take 2-3 caffeine pills, wait till I have to dump, and just piss and shit away my weight that I ate

>>11002643
Will your business hours also be completely random with no warning?

Will you occasionally pull patrons aside and waste an hour or more of their time inspecting them to make sure they are worthy of dining at your shitty establishment that on the whole is just a bad experience for everyone involved?

>carry in flasks of water in your pockets
>dump them in the restroom
>profit

>>11002643
Do you think those trucks are picking up freight at the state line on the interstate? Or is your metaphor just retarded?

>>11002643
Moronic, a lot of people won't want to be weighed by some wage cuck. Not to mention how exploitable it is, load up on water before then piss and/or take a dump while there. Maybe even take in a few rocks in your pocket then flush them too. I bet you'd have to pay me 10.75 after I ate at your autistic buffet.

>>11005743
My metaphor is obese Americans standing in line waiting to be weighed like the queue at an interstate weigh station. Just a long line of double wide big rigs lol.

>>11002643
This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.
$11.00 per pound? You aren’t serving kobe beef or roe, idiot.

>>11005789
>he doesn't kobe roe

>>11005789
How many pounds do you usually eat at a ~$12 Chinese food buffet? Maybe .75lbs to 1.5lbs?

>>11005816
My point still stands. He isn’t Wolfgang Puck. He’s getting his food from Sysco. $11.00 isn’t even remotely worth the garbage he would be serving. It’s a stupid idea just admit it.

>>11002643
>hold in my shit for a week
>go to buffet and check in at the weigh station
>take a monster dump
>eat my fill and still weigh less than when I came in
>restaurant forced to pay me $20

>>11005854
Why would the restaurant be forced to pay you money?

>>11002643
Everyone in this thread thinking they can beat the system by shitting is retarded. Just have a compulsory urine/fecal weigh-in station in the bathroom, which is then considered in the final weight tally

>>11005866
Now all I can think about is biometric scanners on all of the plates, utensils, floor tiles, and seats. With armed guards at the exits and casino level security cameras.

>>11005858
Honor

just make everyone strip naked and then pay a deposit on a buffet jumpsuit that they only get back if its clean when they leave

>>11002643

>attach weights to body before coming in
>get weighed
>remove weights sometime during meal - discard into trash
>pay less

Unless you're advocating a weigh-in like boxers do before a fight where they strip down it isn't going to work.

>>11006097
Hey idiot just use one of those full-body MRI machines like they've got at the airport

>Drink 3 liters of water
>weigh into restaurant
>Vomit
>eat 3kg of food