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I remember when I took some bro's and honey's along with some Vark for good measure to the family lake. For me, it's the best.

>> No.10999750
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>>10999678
sick story varkbro! One of my fondest memories was when we piled in the subaru, laced up the keens and hiked to the top of Mount Rainier. we cracked a cold one, broke out the vark, and made some hot dogs. The babes were all over me from that point forward. They still call me Mr V to this day. Here's a shot we took on the summit...

>> No.10999757

Gay

>> No.10999766

>>10999678
I never owned a lake

>> No.10999779

>>10999757
straight or gay, everyone is welcome to the varknation!

>> No.10999907

Op vapes, CrossFit’s, crossdresses, cross eyes and is now kriss kross
Everybody Jump Jump!

>> No.11000055

>>10999678
>memorie's

>> No.11000082

>>10999750
My wife’s bulk made me throw out my ‘vark because he said it was nasty. He gave me a bottle of Frank’s Redhot as a replacement.

>> No.11000090

I remember when I went on a date with an Asian girl, I took her to a Chinese restaurant and I had to show her how to use chopsticks.

>> No.11000096

>>11000090
Did you get to eat her pussy at least?

>> No.11000104

>>11000096
disgusting horizontal vag?

>> No.11000117

>>11000104
Yeah, but they love you long time

>> No.11000118

>>11000096
Yeh, she was a nice girl. I had to move away but we still communicate through Snapchat and Instagram memes.

>> No.11000124
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>1500cc
>4 stroke
>stand up

yup, Kawasaki is king again

>> No.11000137

>>11000124
suicide by water

>> No.11000167

>>11000124
I love my ultra 250x

>> No.11000222

>>11000124
>>11000167
SICK! fellow varkbros!

>> No.11000230

>>11000167
you ever ride a smaller jetski? like waveblaster?

>> No.11000284

>>11000230
No, the 250x is my first ski and I've only ever rode one other, that was a Yamaha 110 WaveRunner.
I'm a big guy though so I don't think I'd be comfortable on a small ski.

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11000839

I heard you guys were varkin' and decided to drop by!

>> No.11001980

I love waking up to a Vark thread. Morning, fellow Vark bro's!

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>>10999678
Great to see so many varkbros out there saucin' up their lives. Growing up shreddin' the pipe was how I best remember varkin'. Don't worry, not much has changed. The day I put down the bottle is the day I die.

>> No.11003794

>>11002537
You and me both, brother. Once a Varkhead, always a Varkhead.

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>>11000284

>> No.11004608

>>11000055
>memorys

>> No.11004614

>>10999907
This but unironically

>> No.11004657

>>11000284
FOR YOU