/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10994197
Like most fried food the key to making it is really fucking hot oil. The longer they sit in the oil the worse they'll be.

Follow the recipe

onion rings are only good with campfire sauce

>>10994197
yellow onions cut 1/2" / 13mm
beer batter and safflower oil heated to 450f / 230c.
2min cook time

I'd like to cum a giant load in her hair. But I don't make huge loads so I would probably just chew some gum and stick that in her hair too

>>10994197
Well I'm just gonna shill the fuck out of Chef John. I'm intrigued with the instant mashed potato
https://youtu.be/0Mz4NTozNXw
Make a nice condiment with it

>>10994197
The secret is to add seasoned salt.
>>10994268
Chef John is always appreciated.

>>10994255
I would kick your ass, rescue her, bring her home, use some peanut butter to help her get the gum and splooge out of her hair, then make her eat every egg in the god damn house.

>>10994232
Is that anything like semen

>>10994917
I would wait until your wedding night when she wants to celebrate by eating another giant stack of onion rings. Except this time I would be under the table, and there would be a hole cut in the table and I would be sticking my erect penis through the hole and it would be holding the stack of onion rings up. One by one, she would eat the onion rings until the very tip of my grease covered cock was showing. She would notice it and just stare at it, taking one more onion ring making the sight of my penis unmistakeable and staring at it pensively as she ate the onion ring.

>>10994197
i like to par boil my onions so they soften a bit, nothing is worse than biting into an onion ring and pulling the under cooked onion out of the batter.

>>10994944
You win, my sides were not prepared for this.

>>10994945
Or you could just fry them like normal

>>10994944
Lol

>>10994197
tfw no titcow JAV gf to eat onion rings with

>>10994944
I would be in the background eating avocado on toast as this all goes down. I would be in the bushes of course.

>>10995105
I don't know that feel. You can have my girlfriend, as long as you never tell her where I am. god damn I hate dating

>>10994944
Thanks /ck/

>>10995184
I'll take care of her for you on the condition she pays for my share of the onion rings bill.

>>10994232
It is semen but served from your mums wrecked old cunt, mate.

>>10995184
I mean you could just break up...

>>10994944
ebin

>>10994944

>>10995338
First dates fucking suck man. As long as she isnt a turbocunt I prefer a meh relationship to going on tons of first dates again

>>10994197
YA DON'T! Ya'll just come on down to Red Reuben, come get your honey dipper onion poppers with Guaco-ranch sauce!

>>10995985
You should be like me. 32 years old. I've never been on a date in my life, and am better for it.

Her name is Kaho Shibuya. Took a Pic with her when she was cosplaying as super sonico at anime expo.

>>10994197
cut red onion into rings
soak overnight in half milk half water
strain the liquid, batter and fry the rings

This is now a Kaho Shibuya thread

>>10994197
When I first looked at that image I was like "huh those are some light looking onion rings" then I realized that she whitewashed the entire photograph to make herself look more white (a big boost in attractiveness in asian culture)

just your average thot, move along

>>10996762
>Took a Pic with her when she was cosplaying as super sonico at anime expo.
You sound like a weapons grade loser, mate.

>>10996733
Are you a wizard.

I was 26 and I never kissed a girl until 8 months ago. Went on first dates with girls like 4 months ago. I dont want dark powers

>>10996733
Banish >>10997172 to the nether realms anon. He knows about our arcane capabilities.

>>10994944

>>10994197
Spend months feminizing yourself then wear a dress

>>10994197
The key is to not use onions at all, but leek.

At least that's what Alton Brown says.

>>10994255
Most realistic post of the day.

Man, I wish I had an Asian gf with enough plastic surgery to make her cute with giant tits.

>>10997743
I'm Alton Brown. I told you to do this so you would post about it on a Salvadoran midget juggling forum.

>>10996910
She's a big time porn star anon.
>>10996914
It's not any different from taking pictures with any celeb, except she's got giant fucking tittays and she's showing them off. Sounds like a fun time to me.

>>10997793
>anime expo
He's a faggot, believe me.

>>10997764
Kaho is all natural and cute!

>>10997823
>faggot
>obsessed with big titty jap ho