/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10992550
>can i get extra extra extra extra extra extra mayo
omfg look what they did (angryemoji)(angryemoji)

>>10992550
>Not asking for a mayo packet and adding the perfect amount yourself

Wew lad

>extra mayo
See there's the real problem

>nigger eating mayo
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>>10993051
In defense of this fast food poster, sometimes they give you a meager amount.

>>10993387
Fuck you im black and I fucking love mayo.

>>10993387
Confirmed for knowing zero blacks.
go to a black cook out or church picnic or something. They make """"""""salads"""""""" with so much goddamn mayonnaise, that it might as well be a fucking soup
No idea where Undercover Brother came up with that "black people don't like mayonnaise" stereotype. Niggas be swimmin' in that shit, either Hellman's, Best or Duke's.

>>10993387
Mayo is almost universally loved, unless you're a colossal faggot.

Mayo is fucking disgusting. The texture is awful, the flavor complements nothing, and it has insane amounts of fat and calories for zero benefit. It's like eating a frozen pizza still frozen, horrible tasting and simultaneously horrible for you.

>>10992550
Fake. There has never been a need to order extra mayo on the spicy mcchicken. It ALWAYS has extra mayo

>>10993665
>Mayo is almost universally loved

Only in Burgerstan, Nippon and Krautland
The rest of the world really doesn't give a shit about mayo

>>10993691
Use it as a base you tard. Also, the calorie count isn't bad on most varieties.

>>10993701
The rest of the world are colossal faggots then.

>>10993723
GOTEM

>>10993701
>implying slavs don't love mayonnaise
Nigga, my country makes fun of them for slathering everyfuckingthing in the stuff. Also Swedes.

>>10993701
>bongistan shitters go on a tirade when anyone laughs at mayonnaise on chips
>n-no we don't even l-l-like it that much!
Sure thing, snaggletooth.

>>10993573
Nigger.

>>10993665
>greasy slime
>zero real nutritional value
>doesn't even have any distinguishable taste
>mostly used to hide the taste of shitty barely edible food
>literally 0 recipes with mandatory mayo
>can be easily replaced by tons of other decent sauces
>the shit sold in stores and served in fast food isn't even a real mayonnaise
Unironically kill yourself, nigger.

>>10993701
Many poor low class slavs really love mayo and use it a lot in salads or to cook some monstrosities like mayo pizza.

>>10993573
>>10993659
Well I guess there's 2 things me and blacks have in common then

>>10993440
There's no such thing as a "meager amount" of mayonnaise. Any amount of mayo on a burger is already too much mayo.

>>10993846

Tartar sauce and ketchup are the superior burger condiments

>>10993774
>The virgin mayo free coleslaw vs. Chad sla'

>>10992550
This happened to me and my brother once when we ordered hot 'n spicy mcchickens with extra mayo. They handed me the bag and it was way heavier than it should have been. I opened one up and saw the LOADED it with mayo. They the best hot 'n spicy mcchickens I've ever had, to be honest. Someone finally gave me the amount of mayo I need

>>10993691
>>10993774
Not my fault your palate is so dulled you can't taste anything subtler than a baseball bat to the jaw

>>10994059
You meant "more subtle" pleb. Mayo is for faggots by faggots, gtfo

if you ask for extra mayonnaise in any situation you're a cuck

>go to wendy's
>order a double with no mayo
>get a double with mayo
>go inside
>tell them what happened
>get 2nd burger
>it's a double with just mayo
>say "really?" to the kid in the back who can't read
>he looks really embarrassed and his manager looks mad

>>10993387
Blacks love mayo even more than white people.

>>10994096
"Subtler" is a word, you mongoloid.

I ordered a "stuffed" meat lovers' pizza thinking it was just a colloquialism for having tons of toppings. After all, the menu didn't describe what it was. What I got was a meat lovers' pizza with a second pizza on top of it, with the top covered in grated cheese. It oozed grease and smelled of death, and I quickly threw it away.

>>10992550
I worked at Wendys

that lasted 3 days before I rage quit because my supervisor kept yelling at me for mistakes he made.

I quit and said it was because I didn't want to end up as a failure like him

>>10992550
>go to taco cabana
>order steak fajita taco combo
>receive food
>open taco to apply salsa
>only 2 pinky sized pieces of meat
>take order back to counter
>manager says 'that's how we make our tacos'
>ask for refund
>mgr refuses
>eat shitty food
>see link on receipt to complete survey
>give scathing review in survey
>receive $25 taco cabana gift card in mail
>sell it for $20 on ebay
>fuck taco cabana

>>10993749
That's Belgium.

>>10994139
This surprises the shit out of me, white suburbia hasn't taught me well.

>>10994151
Maybe if you're a pleb it is. Just like mayo is food if you're some faggot living in the Midwest.

>>10994205
john. i really really really like this image

>>10994205
Heard you were talking shit about mayo, coastie

>>10992550
>Sunday at 23:25
Yeah, I see what happened.

well sometimes homeless people walk in and start screaming and taking off their clothes and shit. that is generally unpleasant

>>10993573
I find it so strange to imagine black people posting on 4chan
Please fuck my wife

>>10993701
>Burgerstan, Nippon and Krautland
Top tier

>>10992550
>hanging out with friends at a department store
>go for lunch at the food court
>decide to get a box meal that comes with 3 pieces of original recipe chicken
>being served by the planet jupiter
>she tells me they're out of chicken
>it's going to be a 30 minute wait
>can literally see 20+ pieces of original recipe in the warmer behind her
>was a 15 year old socially anxious autismo so I just said "o-ok" and walked away

Fat bitch wanted it all for herself fuck her and FUCK the colonel still go there on the reg though

>>10994242
tfw i had the exact same thought

>>10994168
Same thing

When I was a kid I found a piece of cubic zirconium on the floor of McDonald's but I dropped it in the parking lot and lost it

>>10993846

>le mayo is gross

grow up

>going to fast food restaurants
you fat fucking americunts, why not get some real food that isn't overpriced garbage?

>>10992550
>Go to BK
>Whopper w/cheese combo
>Burger is half fallen apart, no cheese
>fries are litterally frozen
>Barns is flat af
>Take it back in
>Chink manager says no refunds
>Ask to make me a new burger instead
>Fuck you roundeye you eat
>Say thats not the way this works
>I NOT MAKE NEW BURGER FUCK OFF
>Throw the bag on the counter and say take it then
>Calls the cops
>Get a $250 fine for "disruptive behavior"
>Fuck burger king

>>10993701
Wrong. We love it over here, too, as do a lot of other Slavs (like other anons have said)
>t. Russian

>>10993387
This. Fake news

>>10993846
It's not a burger retard.

>>10996247
I WUDA BEEN LIKE GTFO OUR CUNTRY IF UR GUNA BE UNGREATFULL U HAV A FKN JOB !!!

>>10993774
>eggs
>vinegar
>dijon mustard

Yeah, no taste, huh....

>>10994052
I'd eat the SHIT out of that burger, m8.

>>10996256
A Pimp Named Slickback likes a turkey sandwich with mayo, and he was written by a nignog

>>10993573
you're probably only 56% black

>>10994158
He probably cried himself to sleep after draining a bottle of wine that night.

>>10993701

Do you know where mayo comes from you huge retard? Hint: it's not one of the countries you mentioned

>>10996665
I'd like to give that fine gentleman a great grandchild.

>>10992622
Surely you mean mcchicken sauce

>>10994152
Sure you did, fatty

>>10993749
Literally not a fucking thing wrong with mayo on fries

>>10993701
Belgians and Netherlanders would quite literally die for mayonnaise.

>>10992550
There was a screw in a crispy chicken sandwich I got from McDonalds. Thankfully I saw it before I started eating the sandwhich but it was fucky

>>10996691
No such thing faggot

>>10993843
you are unemployed?

I only ever get a little bit of mayo for my food. Its a slimely tasteless mess that is fat filled. Literally the most amerifat condiment

>>10992550
Burger King.

>>10996681
With that nasty body of hers? Passed to the next nig

>>10993857
Never tried tartar on a burger. Sounds delicious actually. I fucking love tartar sauce

>>10996695
He did. After eating half of It

>>10992550
sandwiches from vending machines in german airports

>>10992550
I went to taco bell and ordered a chalupa crunch wrap, and two cheesy stuffed burritos.
They gave me a free drink because it was taking too long (I wasn't even complaining they just gave it to me). Then when I got back home to eat, the crunch wrap was completely empty with no meat. Everything else was fine tho.

>>10998210
Sounds pretty good to me senpai

>>10993701
Every South american country loves Mayo, you are full of shit

>>10998276
I mean I really don't have bad experiences, that is my "worst". I still love Taco Bell tho

>>10992569
This. Everything at mcdonalds is very regimented. Condiments come out of the squeeze tubes they have in specific quantities. Every extra is a squeeze which produces the same measured amount. This is literally no way this isn't on purpose.

>>10992550
>they discontinued the Hot N Spicy
FUCK YOU MCDONALDS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

When I was 8, we stopped at McDonald's to grab dinner. When we come home, I notice a small chunk of the bun of my grilled chicken sandwich is missing. No big deal to me, but my mother sees it and loses her shit. She calls up the restaurant and complained to various managers about it, I remember her yelling something about having to speak with "Gladys". I was so fucking embarassed.

>>10999188
Sniz and Fondue was the shit

>>10999035
Not in Texas

Us beaners love spicy mcchickens

>>10992550
haha black people are so funny

>>10993659
>Niggas be swimmin

>>10999388
Ya it was

>>10993387
Are you stupid?
The only person I know that doesn't scrape a wee bit of mayo off McChickens is black.

All of them, fast food is garbage

>But it's cheap and fast, and I'm too lazy

your mom was cheap and your dad was too fast, which is why you even exist, and if you're too lazy to cook, you're too lazy to dodge your impending heart attack from consuming fast food.

I hope you like enjoy mcdonalds because your grave will be supersized

chik-fil-a is good tho

>>10992550
Never really had a particularly bad experience.

This fuckstick working at qdoba really shorted me on the burrito bowl I got the other day. Like he barely bothered with any of the ingredients.

>>10993387
niggas like small amounts mayo on sandwiches sometimes

>>10994242
there are a lot more than you think brother

>>10993659
That myth came from some of us being so poor and broke we had to eat mayonnaise sandwiches for every meal. It was fucking disgusting as a kid. Now the only time I use mayo is for tuna sandwiches, or very very lightly on a regular deli sandwich. I've relied heavily on spicy brown or honey mustard my entire life because of it.

>>10998870
When I worked there the McChicken and Big Mac sauces came out of some sort of caulk gun. Exact measurements, though you could manage some sort of half squeeze if you tried. The McChicken in the OP must have been blasted with 5 or more squeezes by some spiteful nigger.

>>10993659
>Confirmed for knowing zero blacks
i'm the same way. feels pretty good

>>10992550
>censoring the middle finger emojis but not the "fuck" or the guy's name and avatar
normies are weird.

>>10992550
Nothing is worse than waiting around for niggers in NYC, they're just used to being lazy slobs.

>>11001845
>The McChicken in the OP must have been blasted with 5 or more squeezes by some spiteful nigger.
Or the person asked for it like that and then posted the picture for attention

>>11002109
the person is also a nigger tho

>>11002114
you're a nigger

>>11002217
that's an outrageous accusation

When I was a child my family and I went to a Pizza Hut to dine in.
I had received a child's drink which was in a white cup with graphics on it and a lid.
It was either 7up or sprite, and upon taking a sip I exclaimed "this is the best tasting sprite/7up I have ever had!"
Later I took the lid off to find a disemboweled roach floating on the top, punctured by the straw.

>>10993665
you enjoy eating cum?

One time I ordered a burger at Sonic:
Just buns, patty, cheese, and ketchup.

What they gave me:
Buns, two chicken tenders, and ketchup.

Biggest fast food screw-up I can remember.

>Be me.
>I'm a baby, my sister's also a baby.
>Mom takes us to a restaurant.
>We get our drinks.
>As we are about to leave one of the workers snatches the cups out of my sister's and mine hands.
>Mom asks them why.
>Turns out some dumbass screwed up and accidentally put alcohol in our sippy cups.

At least, that's what mom told me when I was older.

My mom doesnt even drink alcohol, either. Still have no idea how someone could fuck up that badly.

>>11001845
Yeah. It's a caulk gun. I just didn't want to give anyone such a straight line by pointing out you can make a mccum sandwich by squeezing your caulk gun.

>>11003570
>Still have no idea how someone could fuck up that badly.

Depending on exactly what you had in your cups it could happen easily. I've worked at places that kept common beverages pre-made in pitchers, sort of like the ice water pitchers that most restaurants have. It could be easy to mix up, say, the iced tea with a similar-colored cocktail.

>>11003529
Why yes I do

By now, I've eaten about fifty Big N' Tasty and they always have been warm and delicious. TodayI had my first abd Big N' Tasty: the cheese was already melted on the packaging, which means this was laying around for twenty minutes back there. This Big N' Tasty had got nothing to do with a Big N' Tasty – except for the appearance.

>>10994096
Just look at this dumbass not knowing how to conjugate adjectives. The rule is two or fewer syllables. You probably think that "funner" or "dumber" aren't words either.

>>11005582
The worst people are those who say things like "more dumber".

>>11005591
Correct, that is stupider.

>>10993387
Blacks love mayo and miracle whip. People always say they're white people foods, but I used to work at a sandwich shop and niggers put mayo or miracle whip on every fucking sandwich they ordered.

>>10992550
>censoring the emojis and not the word ‘fuck’
?
Shit skins are so fucking stupid lmao

>>10993691

Nigga do you even blt

>>10998870
This.
Naive people really underestimate social media narcissists lack of shame. A lot of their fast food horror pictures are usually faked by them for easy attention. There's nothing stopping you from purchasing a McDouble, stomping on it, and then taking a picture of it with some caption about how shit your day is.

>at pizza hut
>ask for the Mediterranean pasta but without olives
>wait for a good hour and a bit family is already mostly done
>finally get dish. Its completely bare pasta with a few raw onions on top
>ask waitress about it, she says they'll fix it. leaves without taking the plate
>comes back with a small plastic cup of tomato paste
I'm not even really mad just incredibly baffled

Milk mayo>Egg mayo

>>11006003
>getting pasta at pizza hut
holy shit just get pizza
the fucking store is called pizza hut not fucking pasta hut

>>11006018
have you had their pizza?

>>11006042
yea
it's not bad
i can take down 3/4ths of one before i get tired of it

>Go to popeyes against my better judgement
>After waiting in the drive through for over 10 minutes even though there was only 1 guy in front of me I finally get my order, a chicken po boy
>Open it up and it's literally ONE chicken tender and ONE piece of lettuce on a soggy bun
I laughed my ass off in the parking lot and took it back in and got a refund, haven't been back to that place since.

>>10992550
Once ordered a cheeseburger on my way to work, bacon cheeseburger just everything on it, normal order, later on opened it up and it was one slice of cheese on one patty and nothing else, is it now a prerequisite to be genuinely fucking retarded to work fast food?

>>11006018
>Pizza Pasta Hut

>>11005582
"Subtler" is a word but "funner" is not

>>10993701
FRANCE MOTHERFUCKER

>>10992550
working at fast food

>>10992550
Burger King

Anything Burger King

Fuck Burger King

>>10994205
sub·tle
ˈsədl/
adjective
comparative adjective: subtler

Dumbass.

>>10994242
>>10996153
Uh oh, reddit's larping again.

>>10996247
Should have taken video and sent it to corporate instead. He would have gotten reamed and you would have been showered with bribe vouchers not to put it on social media. Then out it up anyway.

>>11002729
Huh. Kind of like skunk smells good if youre really far away from from.

Popeye's served me these as ghost pepper wings. The nerve

>>10997927
why do I think this is beautiful?