/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10989040
some of the best fries i've ever had were from a muslim place. They crispy and wonderful. It's a shame most places do just serve up soggy flaccid shit.

>>10989040
For the same reason you think it's acceptable to present your black lover flaccid cock

>>10989040
soggy fries are superior to fresh ones.
I think that they have something that makes them more delicious when they are cold and soft, freshly fried ones always make me feel weird while i est them, not to mention that they are too hard and hurt my palate

>>10989080
>not to mention that they are too hard and hurt my palate

try not eating the black burnt ones?

>>10989040
in america the average restaurant makes a couple baskets of fries per day and just lets them sit there

>>10989040
Fuck your faggot ass crunchy fries, queer. If I wanted to shove something hot, small, and hard in my mouth, I'd blow you. Soggy fries best fries.

>>10989086
at in-n-out you can see them frying up fresh fries right after you order

>>10989957
gay as fuck

imagine just coming from /pol/ and posting this garbage everywhere, like some misconceived effort to explain my failed choice of a side in retrospect.
If their ovens still hot you may as well hop in, OP.

>>10989040
those look fine, fucking picky idiot.

>>10989957
Soggy fries are shit.

>>10989080
t. literally eating potato gruel.

>>10989086
American restaurants have the lowest standards. It's a culture of mediocrity.

>>10990370
The picture was intended to be what fries should be, in contradistinction to how they often are.

>>10989957

You might have believed that insult wasn't gay as fuck when you wrote it, but as it turns out, it's really incredibly gay as fuck.

Mayo + fries is god tier

flaccid fries can work well if it is for a poutine

>>10989964
>In-N-Out isn't average

>>10989075
I've had the same experience. They were crispy and nice, and seasoned with za'atar, I think. It was a good combo.

>>10990467
Based. Can't find good fry mayo in the states, do you know where to get it? Brands etc?

i tend to like "soggy" (i.e. oily) fries. When they're not they just taste dry to me

>>10990562
aioli

>>10989086
maybe if you live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. go to a real city and they pump them out as fast as they make em

>>10989964
in-n-out has shit tier fries. you gotta have em animal style to make up for it

soggy fries are optimal for poutine

cant have cheese dip without some steamy flaccid fingers

you want the sorta flaccid ones. like the semi-chub of fries honestly.

>>10990467
frsh crispy fries + salt + garlic powder + mayo
top that

>>10989957
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>>10991587
Leafs BTFO

>>10989080
t. nigel or seamus

>>10989040
UR MOM OP

>>10990467

>>10990467
I'm not french

>>10991608
poutines fries are soggy even without the sauce in most places that serve half decent poutine