/ck/ - Food & Cooking

FAAAAGS

>>10988647
>he eats inside

>>10988647
>(Ewe)

>>10988647
yeah, i even have one of these. it's great.

The only excuse to buy fast food is if you're

1) On a long road trip

2) Live within 5 minutes driving distance, go through the drive thru and take it home

Anything is blasphemy and disgusting

>>10988997
Alternatively be a wage slave with absolutely no time to do anything but wagecuck and commute

>>10988647
>People, humans, eat in a car
>an actual car, not the back of a truck or van at a job site
>the seat of a car

>>10988647
im sure that neither Joey nor Bob visit 4chan

>>10989015
How is that even possible? It's faster to cook at home than it is to drive and get fast food. You have to remove the ability to cook from the equation in order for fast food to even remotely make sense, like if you were on a road trip or business trip.

>you can put your own music in your car and not forced to listen to some faggy pop music
>you can put the ac to whatever temperature you're comfortable with
>avoid most social contact
Truly the thinking man's way to eat.

>>10989060
The drive through takes 5 mins. Cooking a hamburger takes more time than that. Want fries? That's 30 minutes in the oven from a bag. Then afterwards you have to clean up your mess.

Want a real hamburger from ground beef and fresh French fries from a real Idaho potatoes? That's even longer.

>tfw you go to taco bell during lunch hour and eat in the car and accidentally taco sauce all over your shirt and have to go home and change

>>10988997
Approved.

>>10989015
I work at a grocery store and all of my meals are either cooked at home or occasionally at a restaurant. Manage your money and time better.

>>10988939
That looks fucking awesome

>>10989352
I'm obviously talking about serious long hours and stressful jobs. You can't relate. Some people work a lot

>>10988939
You're the king of /ck/

>>10989060
>how is that even possible?
10 hours work (thanks california cost of living), 90 minute commute each way (thanks bay area), and there's about a hundred fast food places right off an exit between home and work.

>>10988997
>Anything is blasphemy and disgusting
And I mean anything ;)

>>10988647
What's wrong with that? I wanna sit in my comfy car seat and listen to podcast on my radio while I eat.

>>10988939
Dude. Nice

>>10989167
This

Seriously fuck you guys, my mom rarely lets me use the car and I finally had enough GBP saved up to go to Taco Bell AND get the nachos I wanted, but the dumb wagecucks forgot my fork.

>>10988647
the comfiest part of my works days are grabbing a cheeseburger during lunch and sitting in my car in the shade with some of my music playing.

neck yourself m8

>>10989167
>avoid social interactions
you are only crippling yourself incel

>>10989554

If you're working long hours at a high-stress job, surely you make enough to order takeout instead of fast food in the car?

>>10989905

I'd say consider moving, but I don't want there to be any chance of you moving near me.

>>10990208
Based
>>10990222
Wasted trips. Not checked.

>>10990205
>eating nachos with a fork

>>10988647
Hate these kinds of people. At least drive to a lot close by where there is not a bunch of people and eat there. I dislike pulling up and parking my car only to see as some fat fucker stuffing their face right next to me as I'm undoing my seat belt. Then they always stare at you like your in the wrong or something. I hate my countrymen more than I should sometimes.

>>10989554
Those who don't know a long hard days work simply will not understand. I did some labor delivery job and you literally have to order to-go and eat on the go to make your 30 minute lunch break and be at the next stop.

>>10990256

They basically just throw all the components into the box as slapdash as possible. There's no way to eat those things without getting beans and sour cream on your hands without a fork.

>>10989905
Find a rice and beans recipe so the cost of living goes down and eat a fucking sandwitch. Make a bunch to refrigerate and freeze into homemade tv dinners if you're lazy. Both your body and your wallet will thank you.
t. /fitbiz/

>>10990944
Ohhh, I get it Paul. Back on that old "time is money" kick, right?

>>10988939
That shit would cut into my gut.

>>10988647
Sheeps don't eat fast food, they eat hay n shit. Retard.

>>10991028
Did I touch a nerve there Jimmy? Don't cry my way if you feel less of a man in any form as I didn't intend to make you feel sub-conscious about yourself.

>>10991028
Not back on it, Joe. Still on it.

Where's the fucking copypasta

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>>10991159
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>>10991159
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>>10991159
Sorry, don't have it saved.
Is there an archive site or something for pastas? I almost never save them.

>>10990970
Oh, I'm sorry. Does the food ruin your manicure? Or are you a man who can take a little food on his fingers?

>>10991159
You mean three for free?

>>10991159
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dumbasses eating in cars

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>10991483
He means the one where anon buys food from the drive-through and eats it in the parked car but then the girl who sold it to him comes out to smoke and she sees him.
Sorry if that's a bit off, I don't think I've actually read it in a couple years.

>>10991159
>>10993290
So this one?
>>10993270

>>10991023
Your tongue will hate you. Freezing cooked food destroys all its flavor, and you'd have to live a proper depressing life to eat the same things multiple days in a row.

>>10993847
Freezing has no effect on flavor. It only has an effect on texture.

>>10993270

I have the same issue dude. I hate it when human beings recognize me. I have a set of disguises that I cycle through and it works pretty well. Just a bunch of wigs, dark glasses, and fake beards is all you need.

>>10993854
>Freezing has no effect on flavor.

Well, frozen food has little to no aroma which accounts for a large part of what we call taste. I eat a lot of frozen scrambled eggs and they have pretty much no flavor at all, but mom cooks a lot of them on the weekend and freezes them so I can't complain.

>>10993847
If you change the recipe so it's a different recipe of rice and beans, then it's not so bad. Bean soup one day, pineapple beans and rice the next and rice risotto the next. Also, you can buy veggies and spices to mix things up. And there are viable substitutes that are friendly to the pocketbook. Make whole wheat pretzel dough from scratch beforehand and make pretzels in 15 minutes with a water squirter beforehand to keep the kosher salt from falling off. Lasts a few days after you bake them.

>>10993854
>texture
That's called mouthfeel, tardgoggler.

>>10988939

>>10990222
>le reddit buzzword
>You have to eat inside shitty fast food joints or your missing out on important social interactions!
King of the faggots.

>>10994779
It doesn't affect other aspects of mouthfeel. Only texture.

>>10990921
>Use effort to stare at people through their windows eating like an autisit nstead of passing by like a normal human being
>Only to go inside where there's people gnoshing in your vicinity where you can easily hear and see and sometimes smell them
You're some special kind of sperg.

>>10988647
I do this all the time.

I work in the ghetto and I don't want to sit next to a bunch of homeless niggers and eat, Also walking to and from your car you have a higher chance of getting robbed.

I sit in my car with my pistol unholstered under my meal wrapper backed up to a wall so no one can walk up behind me


Tried and true formula

>>10988939
>make a turn
>food fucking everywhere

>>10994823
You dont eat and drive with it retard

>>10994895
>stops to eat
>food all over the dashboard
How is that any better, you daft cunt?

He eats some of his groceries before paying for them.

>>10989060
Not for pizza. Long ass prep time.

>>10994822
>nt to sit next to a bunch of homeless niggers and eat, Also walking to and from your car you have a higher chance of getting robbed.

Stop being so poor.

>>10994912
because that tray is not a dashboard, daft cunt. the point of it, in fact is to avoid putting food anywhere else in the vehicle besides the tray.

>>10995932
I work in the murder capitol of the U.S.

I'm not poor, I make 63k a year at 26yo

>>10988898

>>10995931
>Long ass prep time.
Not if you freeze dough in ready-to-cook portions.

>>10993847
Poor people like you don't deserve flavor or variety.

>>10988647
i never do that unless im working and out to lunch by myself.

>>10993270
god, I hate women

>>10998496
You and everyone else

>>10998665
especially women

>>10989905
>living in commiefornia
found your problem

>>10988647
Problem?