/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10980168
That or a kebab and salad pizza

>>10980168
theres a salvadoran place near me that does pupusas late into the the night. best shit ive ever had, and i get to speak shitty drunken spanish with the guys working there

Those slags are revolting.

>>10980168
whats a boner kebab?
Is that like a dick on a stick?

>>10980194
These better?

>>10980168
Uk doner is pig disgusting. In europe only Germany had good doner.

>>10980202
Yes. Thanks.

>>10980202
FUCK. I just want to sniff their assholes, lads

>>10980224

>>10980168
Taco bell
I get a quesarito and a side of nachos and i dip the quesarito in the cheese dip
Of course both the dip and the rito have fire sauce in them

>>10980202
3>5>4>1>2
>>10980168
Whatever is open late, USA here so typically diners or fast food

>>10980168
What are those things? NASTY! I'm so glad I live in the US.

French fries with cheese and bacon
Fucking terrible but also great

>>10980202
For me, it would be 2 and 3 at the same time. A conflict between light and dark.

>>10981393
Local Irish pub has poutine and I like to get that with bacon or get the pretzel with beer cheese and mustard.

>>10980168
We need a better class of slags

>>10980168
Drunkenness is a sin

>>10981421

>>10980168
I don't drink thanks for asking

>>10980168
What exactly is it about these slags that makes them instantly recogniseable as from the UK?
The bone structure? The attitude?
Nobody's spent a weekend in London could ever mistake this pic for one of American or Swedish or even Australian girls.

If I'm decently drunk I'll get a french fry burrito from del taco. If I've gotten to the point were I've lost all self respect then I'll go to jack in the crack and get a munchie meal.

>>10982971
#3 with the bulging eyes gives it away. looks british as fuck.

>>10982590
Noice!

>>10983013
Yes... perhaps I did just recognise that bulge.

>>10980168
Whataburger

>>10982971
I have no idea where to begin with this question. I thought the same thing instantly as I first saw the image.

>>10980168
Do all brit women look like that?

>>10980168
Greasy diner/breakfast food then a lot of sleep

>grilled cheese
>bag of funions
>deep fried twinkie
>homemade milkshake more milky than ice cream

>>10983161
All Brits look like Nick Frost. Centuries of inbreeding. Good thing they are fixing it with mass immigration

>>10983147
Bloody hell, no wonder prince harry chose a mixed breed amerimutt over inbred brit slags.

>>10983202
>country conquered and colonized three times
>must be inbred
Retard.

>>10983630
>smoking
>disgusting leg tattoos
She probably sucks dick though

>>10982971
Fat arms, big fucking moonface chin, bulging eyes. Last two are probably symptoms of the rampant inbreeding on their small shit island

>>10980202
Little bit

Atrocious pizza made by egyptian pizzamaker/kebab shop

>>10984329
I'd fuck with that.

thank god for STDs
if only more were incurable

>>10980168
This picture makes me feel gross, like I'm covered in a mound of gunk.

>>10984732

>>10980168
I like a nice chicken salad club on rye with the french fries well-done, preferably from a sketchy 24/7 diner.

>>10980168
>it's europoor/bong circlejerk thread #2525463423

Do you people intentionally try to make the rest of the world think that the only food that exists in your part of the world is middle eastern/indian subcontinent? Even American fast food threads are more interesting than
>doner kebab, munchie box, currywurst, is there anything better!

Why are british women such trash?

>>10980168
I always cook for myself when drunk. I'm too ashamed to be seen in public.

ideally something salty and spicy as shit

>>10983638
Incest was so common there that young women would even joke that their child could be their fathers when they were pregnant

Unironically supermarket sushi. I don't know why.

>>10986628
seriously, they look like a literal kebab vertically. They're fatter than american piggy women.

>>10980168
why are british women so fucking ugly?

There's something impressively revolting about slags that just doesn't apply to other euro late night trash I've encountered

>>10986591
Those are just posh slags. They still look chav.

Oh god stop posting these goddamnit. I RESPECTED YOUR COUNTRY ONCE

>>10987525
>>10987530
Get a load of choosy over here. I would gratefully have sex with 3 out of 4 women in that picture. The fat one only if I was in a certain mood, and feeling really terrible. But the other 3, no question, they aren't even ugly. Just trashy.

>>10983796
Great understanding of genetics ya wankstain

>>10987574
>The fat one only
>they're all fat
huh?

>>10987574
You’ll have to pay their Paki pimp if you want the sexy time

>>10986610
it's just a takeaway thread u mong
either name some fast food u like or fuck off w/ ya complexes somewhere else

>>10987525
>>10986591
>>10983630
>>10982590
>>10980237
>>10980202
>>10980168
>the teeth
>the soft, pudgy, fat or skinnyfat bodies (emphasis on the fat though)
>mini skirts and mini dresses
>tits out
>even fat squidging out of their shoes laced on too tight
>scrunched up inbreeding face
>dressed and caked in makeup like some American celebrity but looks like a pig in a wig
>the FUCKING teeth
Why are British women the least attractive white women that exist?

>>10986835
rah must be nice to chat shite non stop
u got a source for that kidda?

>>10987571
shame, never respected urs cunt

>>10987574
and probably zero out of the four to you.

>>10987601
http://archive.is/YdQv8
I’m sorry bruh. ;_;

>>10987585
I like skin and bones more than most, but if you think this chick is fat there's somethign wrong with you.

>>10987627
not yet but mcdonalds has their hooks in her now

>>10987627
he's b8ing, m8

>>10987620
read ur own article kid
firstly
>london
> especially east london
>part of the UK and not a quarantine zone
secondly it turns out it's immigrants or people from diff cultural backgrounds marrying/fucking redneck style
still no source on that joke or whatever
keep chattin shit kidda

>>10987636
>claims London isn’t part of the UK
>muh containment zone
>doesn’t accept a culturally enriched society
>>>/pol/

>>10987669
???
I'm disappointed in myself that I fell for ur wank bait desu

>>10980168
I can't drink alcohol.
My body rejects it instantly

>>10983763
They all suck dick, son.

I usually eat ramen with an egg when Im drunk and usually don't finish it before blacking out.

>>10987996
My dumb fucking roommate throws some ramen in boiling water when he gets home from a bar and 3/5 blacks out immediately afterwards. The whole fucking house fills with smoke and we all wake up to blaring fire alarms. We're lucky if he falls asleep after putting the pot of water on to boil.

>>10988004
Well, Ive never done that at least

>>10980168
Those girls look like they bully rugby teams on the regular.
My drunk food of choice is chips, hangover food is pizza.

>>10987978
which alcoholic beverages have you tried?
my body rejects everything that isn't 'alcopop' and cider

>hurr durr drink beer like a man

>>10987727
You’re dumb, lad.

>>10987669
Kill yourself.

>>10988039
at least I don't add full stops to the end of my posts like a bellend, lad

>>10988027
Beer and vodka mostly.
Once I've been through half a beer, my stomach starts getting really upset and it takes everything in my to keep it down.
Then I end up with a massive headache and feeling really lethargic an hour or two later

Last kebab I had in londonistan gave me the shits for 2 days. You really need some health standards and actually have the balls to enforce them with the muslims.

>>10988069
>You really need some health standards and actually have the balls to enforce them with the muslims.

>>10988056
Like clockwork

>>10988047

>>10988078
more like bored shitposting anon

>>10988093
That’s pretty cool, reddit

>>10987525

If a drunk white thot gets stabbed in an alley, does it make a noise?

>>10988106
Diversity is our strength

>>10988104
cmon kid you've better bait than that surely

> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people.

Drinking is harem as fuck and degenerate and disgusting. You all are degenerate.

>>10988106
>If a drunk white thot gets stabbed in an alley, does it make a noise?

Not on BBC she won't. No way are we going to let that stabbing victim sully the good name of peace loving muslims.

>>10988122
Heh, nothing personnel, kid

>>10988126
Aww the incels have come out, don't worry Brayden your mon thinks you're totally based and redpilled

>>10988131
Britain is the cancer, Islam is the answer

>>10988126
>> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EWSzERrWGc

>>10988126
Reporting u to the Home office for extreme nationalism

>>10988126
>> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people.

>>10988126
>> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people..

>>10988131
>drinking gets you a harem
I wish
haram is the word you're lookin for kidda
Don't be such a kafir again

>>10988192
Found the BNP supporter

>>10988126
>> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people.

>>10988126
>> London is what happens when your own government decides to prioritize the well being of foreign citizens and criminals over your own people.

>>10988203
huh?

i like to go to these types of places and "accidentally" bump into people in the crowds
they are so drunk that they dont even know what happened and they go and buy more food
sometimes i can get a person up to 3 times before they just leave
pretty funny considering they probably already spent more than they should have on alcohol
i hate drunks

Why has a photo of some northen slags started a dicussion on london?

>>10980168
A large 3 topping pizza from Dominos

>>10980198
Shamawara essentially

>>10988723
The one on the far right looks kinda like Avadoll.

>>10988779
I need you’re help fellow drunkards.

Will it be Taco Bell, or Bruger king tonight?

>>10988828
Didn’t mean to reply

>>10988828
Taco Bell

>>10988828
Taco Bell and Buckfast

>>10988857
>caffeinated wine
Neat, do they sell it in burgerland?

>>10980194
brits truly are revolting beasts
>>10980202
at least they don't look like they smell like sweat and sour milk

>>10985161
> that calf.

>>10988866
It’s illegal in the USA

>>10980168
there's a van I always go to that sells a mean lobster soup in a big foam cup, it's amazing

>>10988828
Taco Hell

>>10988916
>Taco Hell
Do they only serve hard shell?

I must be the only one that thinks these British slags are sexy as hell.

>>10988942
You’re not the only one.

I’m from New England and we have a lot of these same genetics.

>>10988937
Yes, but only Cool Ranch Dorito shells.

>>10988056
>At least I don't use punctuation when writing.
Good thing to brag about. Do you brag about your micro penis to the girls too?

>>10989001
I would.

The girls might feel bad/curious and pity suck you.

>>10988950
Yeah, those Boston shemales are superb.

>>10989019
>pic related, the second result on google for Boston women
This shit gets me HAHHD

>>10987597
absolute societal collapse since queen lizzy2 got on the throne, for whatever reason people now feel comfortable and utterly unashamed to be absolute trash

>>10989035
>>10989019
Forgot pic

>>10980237
>>10980202
Where do these things hang out? If I just show up there with an american accent is it likely I can stick it in one or more of their buttholes? I really have no interest in british '''''culture''''' but flights are cheap enough that maybe I can make this a sex tourism destination. Certainly less suspicious than southeast asia or colombia

>>10989044
They really like black chaps, so they would probably go for le 56% faces.

>>10989044
How much is a ticket to London from Boston?

>>10989043
Those are some nice looking girls(male)

>>10987574
>choosy
speak for yourself, incel

>>10989044