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Would you purchase $20 chocolate bars from these men?

>> No.10979980

Yes. Also their beards are awesome.

>> No.10980014
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>>10979970
Let me guess. You just learned what Mast is from the thread that got posted yesterday and now you're making this thread so you can have another circlejerk about how much you hate soyboys. Am I in the ballpark?

>> No.10980024

>>10979970
nice beards, I wonder what their routine is

>> No.10980031

>>10979970
>>10979980
I don't eat chocolate with söy.

>> No.10980037

>>10979970
why would I when I can get these for $30 which not only tastes good but gets you super high?

>> No.10980041

>>10979970
Depends on the quality and quantity I guess. Refusing to buy something because you don't like their hair and glasses would be childish.

>> No.10980092

>>10980031
Almost every chocolate has soy lecithin. The only ones that don't are ultra-premium chocolates that usually cost well over $10 for a bar.

>> No.10980097

Is this the new thing? We're going to have a Mast Bros thread every day?

>> No.10980124

>>10980097
Well they already have a daily hate thread for everything popular. I guess they have to branch out to more obscure things.

>> No.10980128

>>10979970
There's probably essence of 'vark in the fine print.

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chocolate?

>> No.10980217

>>10980014
G-g-g-grand slam! This one's gonna go for miles!

>> No.10980218

>>10980206
Yes sir, with or without nuts?

>> No.10980251

>>10980218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlQyxMjsvbo

>> No.10980264

>>10980206
>>10980218
>>10980251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAWc7rxx6Q

>> No.10980265

>>10979970
Better have drugs in it

>> No.10980416

>>10980024
Sucking cocks x4 times daily

>> No.10980426

>>10980416
Anon, he asked about their routine, not your mother's.

>> No.10980440

>>10980014
he's actually got decent form with his swing

>> No.10981031

No, their suits are horrible.

>> No.10981051

>>10980014
poltard gets blown the fuck out by someone who has probably migrated here from reddit. I love this board.

>> No.10981060

>>10981051
>by someone who has probably migrated here from reddit
/pol/tards are way more likely to be from reddit than someone who would use a meme that pre-dates the rise of phoneposting.

>> No.10981065

>>10981060
this board has the highest number of females and reddit tourists because their food boards fucking suck

>> No.10981074

>>10981065
/pol/ has the most reddit tourists because of the election. It is the newfag board.

>> No.10981132

>>10979970
Wasn't this exposed for not being bean-to-bar and now tastes like American chocoshit?

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>>10979970
I only like POWERSAUCE because they’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

>> No.10981514

>>10981074
Yeah if you ever see the ads on 4chan now it's just celebrity clickbait and shit about Trump. /pol/ isn't 100% bad but definitely full of redditors and newfags.

>> No.10982299

>>10981051
>by someone who has probably migrated here from reddit
Give me some credit anon. I'm far to stupid to understand how to use reddit's shitty interface.

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>>10979970
Don't know who the fuck they are but i'm sure their meme company will fail.

>> No.10982349

Is their chocolate actually good? I passed by them at whole foods the other day and saw it was $8/bar which seemed like a huge rip off for something I'd eat in 30 mins

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>>10981051
>[Argument]
>[Counterargument]
>WOW ETERNALLY BTFO HOW CAN HE RECOVER

>> No.10982357

No, never trust hipsters in suits.

>> No.10982358

>>10982345
If you don't know who they are how do you know it's a "meme."

>> No.10982370

>>10979970
Depends how much cacao they got. If it's anything less than 99.855555555559% cacao it's trash

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>>10979970
These people are scam artists. They had a chocolate awards festival and the Euros got suspicious that a couple of Brooklynites could make bean to bar this good. They did some poking around and it turns out they just remelted already good chocolate, put it into hipster packaging and sold it at a higher price.

Nowadays they make their own chocolate but it tastes like garbage. You want good chocolate? Eat some Pralus my nigga.

>> No.10982516

>>10979970
No.
If you have a beard and don't trim your moustache you are a disgusting human being.

>> No.10982562

>>10979970
if they shave their retarded nu-male beards, i might.

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>>10981051
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>> No.10982993

>>10979970
Why when I can get a Hershey bar for $0.75?