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>cool cold refreshing mayo
>savory salty fries
The perfect match.

>> No.10975755

>>10975580

>This destroys the Am*rican

>> No.10975786

Frite sauce isn't the same as mayo.

>> No.10975791

>>10975580
I dare you to use just one more adjective motherfucker

>> No.10975796

>>10975791

>Am*erimongrel comically and yet tragically overwhelmed by adjectives

kek

>> No.10975800
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>>10975796
>>10975755

>> No.10975803

Ketchup is better with chips than mayo.

>> No.10975804

>>10975580

I prefer Thousand Island dressing, or even Tartar Sauce on my fries, especially hungover.

>> No.10975807

>>10975755
Jokes on you americans put mayo on everything

>> No.10975820

>>10975807

American """mayo""" is literal subhuman dick cheese. European mayonnaise on the other hand is the traditional companion of fries, elevating the meal from just some fried earth apple from the colonies to a true, patrician dish.

>> No.10975823

>>10975580
Any fats with fries are solid. Vinegar is best by a lot though, sorry.

>> No.10975828

>>10975820
Americans invented mayo you fucking commie fag

>> No.10975832

based mayoposter

>> No.10975834
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>>10975828

Yeah. Just like sauce bernaise and hollandaise right? The -aise ending is typically American right? America has Disneyland and as many castles and history as Europe right? You fat nigger.

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>>10975823

>> No.10975837

>>10975823
>Fats are ok
>Vinegar is better
Why not both? #miraclewhip

>> No.10975839

>>10975834
enjoy your fucking caliphate you worthless brown fucker

>> No.10975843

>>10975580
The Belgians are allowed to be confused about what Americans put on fries as long as we're allowed to think the French created them.

>> No.10975857

I genuinely look down upon anyone who thinks ketchup pairs well with fries. The overt sweetness of ketchup ruins it and doesn't even remotely compliment a fry.

I wouldn't call mayo the perfect fry condiment as there are plenty of ways to improve upon mayo, but it's infinitely better than fucking ketchup. The amount of food that pairs well with ketchup can be counted on one hand missing a few fingers

>> No.10975864

>>10975857
good thing you aren't king ketchup then, you slack-jawed ninny

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>>10975839


>Most European countries are still 80-90% white
>US is literally at 50% right now and collapsing once the boomers bite the dust

SEETHING

"And all that which America did not get from Europe may seem worthy of admiration to a jewified mixed race, but Europe regards that merely as symptomatic of decay in artistic and cultural life, the product of jewish and negroid blood admixture."

-Adolf Hitler, 1941

>> No.10975867

>>10975857
Of course it pairs well. Fries are oily and the acidity helps.

>> No.10975884

>>10975867
>Be American
>Not know the difference between acidity and sweetness
Yikes. Know what's actually acidic? Properly made mayonnaise. And it doesn't completely bludgeon the fries and take over with its shitty taste

>> No.10975889

>>10975843
>the French created Americans
??

>> No.10975893

>>10975889
French Fries. They're actually from Belgium.

>> No.10975898

>>10975865
I herd next week it will be at only 10% :(

>> No.10975905

>>10975580
Mayonnaise is satans semen. Also pleb tier.

>> No.10975927

>>10975898

(((And here is why that is a good thing)))

>> No.10975935

Most sauces for fry dipping use mayo, but dipping a fry into mayo is nasty.
Fry Sauce: mayo, ketchup, sweet pickle relish
Canes Sauce: mayo, ketchup, worchestershire sauce, black pepper
Fast food honey mustard: mayo, yellow mustard, honey

>> No.10975952

>>10975807
no the fuck we dont you trick ass motherfucker

>> No.10975966

>>10975952
We put 'varks on everything

>> No.10977592

wie hier /Devos Lemmens/?

>> No.10977674

I'd try this is american mayo wasn't so fucking bad.

>> No.10977677

>>10975580
i like dunking my fries in chick-fil-a sauce

>> No.10977681

>>10975580
>mayo
>refreshing
how I know you're fat

>> No.10978461

>>10977592
Samurai and andalouse master race right here

>> No.10978484

>>10977674
You can get gourmet American mayo if you go somewhere besides walmart

>> No.10978916

>>10975580
add mustard & catsup

>> No.10978956

>not putting mustard on your fries
How fucking gay.

>> No.10979071

>>10978461
Samurai is de GEIT

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>>10975905
Go home, billy bob.

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>>10979137
if you dont like mayo, you're a redneck? I thought the stereotype was...whatever just go back to rediit.

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>>10975857
this ketchup pairs pretty well with fries

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>>10975807

>> No.10980070

>>10975834
lol stay mad

>> No.10980076

>>10975796
>>10975580
>cool
>cold

>> No.10980077

>>10980044
came to post this

>> No.10980349

>>10975580
Mayo isn't refreshing you moron.

>> No.10981733

For me, it's
>2-3 parts ketchup
>1 part mustard
The mustard adds a nice tang on top of the sweetness of the catsup HFCS.

>> No.10981926

>>10975580
>Savory fries
>Savory mayo
>Not contrasting flavors like sweet ketchup or sour mustard

American Midwest tastelet confirmed.

>> No.10982135

>>10979151
>hurr durr r-reddit
I was right and you still haven't figured out why.

>> No.10982339

The only thing worth dipping fries into is barbeque sauce or rarely ketchup but really though the only shit fries need to be dipped

>> No.10982341

>>10980349
>he eats his mayo warm

>> No.10982355

>>10975580
i agree, though somes malt vinegar is nice for a change.

>> No.10982474

>>10981926
fries and ketchup is the epitome of tastelet food, dumb-dumb

>> No.10982492

>>10981926
Fries and ketchup are popular /because/ they are contrasting flavors. Only non-tasters like analogous flavors.

Examples:
Sweet soda and savory burger
Savory fries and sweet ketchup
Acidic tartar sauce on savory fish
Acidic olive oil & vinegar on savory bread.
The entire concept of salted caramel.

If you have two of the same flavor group together the flavors get all muddied up.

>> No.10982514

>>10982474
>>10982492
meant to reply

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>>10975580
>mayo
>refreshing
Maybe if you're already 500 pounds

>> No.10982647

>>10975865
>Quoting hitler and caring that much about people's color
Very telling of the trashcan that is 4chan

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>>10982647

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>>10975893
Belgium didn't even exist at the time they appeared, and everyone knows it's subject to controversy anyway.

>> No.10982668

>>10975580
do yurofats really do this?

>> No.10982671

>>10982659
> I said something stupid but it was ironical so it's okay
Stop posting already

>> No.10982680

>>10982671
You're barking up the wrong tree senpai, im not the person your replied to.

>> No.10982690

>>10982680
And how can I know on anonymous board you genius ?

>> No.10982711

>>10975865
>Poland
>most European countries

You got lucky with nationalism getting popular with EU countries, sadly the U.K is still cucked and full of commies.

>> No.10982810

>>10982711
>going back to the insular tribalism of Grog vs. Og is progress

>> No.10982973

>>10982810
yep, just like muslims and jews in Gaza.

>> No.10983390

With peanut sauce and chopped onions is the knly correct way of enjoying fries.

>> No.10984150

>>10980044
Underrated post

>> No.10984201

A good french fry doesn't require anything extra and is perfect on its own. Most places make horrible fries that basically require ketchup, etc to be worthwhile.

>> No.10984206

french fries aren't "savory"

>> No.10984306

>>10984206
>french fries aren't "savory"
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=maillard+reaction

also, salt and 4spice. thank me later

>> No.10984502

>>10975580
Naw, chocolate shake and fries.

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>>10975580
>mayo

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10984818

Patatje oorlog (war fries).

>> No.10984869

That's fry sauce you retard, it's ketchup mixed with mayo.

>> No.10984980

>>10984818
hollander detected

>> No.10986094

>>10984818
geen patat special