/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Damn it OP found out about our secret. Fuck you op for being a faggot and ruining it for us by finding out

Ibarra is better than Abuelita.

Wait, this is actually supposed to be good? I tried to dissolve it in hot milk and all I got was powdery chunks that were very unpleasant to drink.

>>10968772
sorry hank, but thats the pleb brand we export.

>>10969094
Stir it in slowly over medium heat on your stovetop.

>>10968772
Emmy told you, faggit.

>>10968772
it's better when you thicken it with egg

>>10968772
Fuck you OP now I'm gonna have to go buy one of these.

>>10969099
I've never understood Mexican hot chocolate is called "table chocolate."

>>10969099
>sorry hank, but thats the pleb brand we export.
Nigger its the best brand for chocolate I've never seen don gustavo in a mexican household

>>10969123
chicanos can't get Don Gustavo.

Literally everyone in Texas knows about this.

>>10969094
Your parents completely failed you

>>10969154
That’s because Texas is a Mexican colony.

>>10969094
it needs more time to melt, so let it do its thing and keep reheating as necessary

Coming through

>>10969163
Reconquista soon, white boy.

>>10969289
have to stop killing yourselves first, cartelcuck

>>10969163
And so we get great food made by delicious submissive brown girls. ...am I supposed to hate that?

the latin world needs a nuclear holocaust

>>10969289
>ponchoniggers calling on a Reconquista
Matamoros would slay you all

>tfw you break up a tablet onto ice cream

so sinful

>>10969311
>White supremacist
>Want nothing more than to have a fat Mexican gf for cooking and plowhog duties

>>10968772
>Made in Mexico
Yikes

>>10968772
why do those things have mexican runes?
almost reminds me of some jewish thing

>>10969318
Day of the blanket soon.

>>10969597
>why do those things have mexican runes?
We normally just call it "the alphabet."

As a mexican i never liked this shit. The chocolates to dank

It tastes like ASS when cold
repeat
Do NOT drink when cold!

>>10969141
this desu
>>10969289
>chicano birth rate cratering faster than a speeding bullet
You'll only end up shitting up Austin and San Antonio at this rate and only white faggots live there anyways.

>>10969500
Weeelp, maybe give up the idiocy and you can have what you want. pro-tip: just don't impregnate them, assbasket.

>>10969099
Mexican here, no one drinks this

>>10968772
Put half of a block into your next pot of chili.
Fantastic.

>>10969777
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

CONCEAL, NEVER REVEAL!

>>10968772
We aren't responsible for the things you know, you are.

>>10969500

>unironically calls himself a white supremacist

I miss being young and all but I don't miss the edgy retardation.

>>10969163
Actually mexico is a labor colony of Texas. There's special schools setup down there to teach advanced courses in taco bending and yard mowing.

>>10969755
Are you a real Mexican? Are your mother or grandmother's glassware cabinets mostly these?

>>10969560
>Made in mexico
>a Swiss cash in on Mexican Ibarra that people like just cause its sweeter, just like the diabetes inducing Oreos.

>>10969777
>Absolutely phenomenal.

>>10969925
The times I tried Abuelita, I didn't even think it was sweeter, it was just bland. It barely tasted like chocolate, and I didn't get any taste of cinnamon at all.

Why not use high quality cacao powder and sugar instead? It's like 10 cents more per serving but it actually is real chocolate and no added ingredients.

>>10969112
How you do it?
Just trow an egg?

>>10970103
>but it actually is real chocolate
No it isn't. It's cocoa powder.

>>10969094
i'm guessing you made it in the microwave like a complete retard

>>10970163
Someone get this man a fork for his valid salad.

>>10969777

blessed post

>>10970103
Nothing wrong with high quality cacao, but added ingredients are not necissarily bad. It depends on what those ingredients are. OPs shit is legit delicious.

>>10970163
You're an insufferable faggot

>>10969500
15 year old detected

>>10969163
Mexico is a Spanish fucking Aztecs colony. Then they lost Mexico after trying to get it populated in an attempt to buffer against attacks by native Americans. That population eventually told Mexico to fuck off. Twice. Winning both times and putting Mexico so far in debt that they sold the US west coast which they didn’t really have control of anyway. *Sips hot chocolate*.

>>10969500

>plowhog
>didn't use the far juicier phrase 'slampig'

faggot

>>10968772
>nestle
dropped

>>10968772
>Nestle
Opinion discarded

>>10970249
And you're factually wrong. It's not chocolate, much less "real chocolate," if it doesn't have cocoa butter.

>>10970140
Pour some of the hot liquid into a beaten egg and continue to beat the shit out of it. Pour the mixture back into the original and cook for another minute or two. Wala

>>10969597
>Mexican runes

>>10968772
>buying products from a company that is actively raping the water supply
No thank you

>>10968772
YEAH BUT TRY TO FUCKING PORTION THAT SHIT
NEED TO FUCKING WHIP OUT THE CIRCULAR SAW AND THEN MY CHOCOLATE HAS MOTHERFUCKING SAWDUST IN IT FUUUUUUCK

WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING TITANIUM REINFORCED MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE TABLETS

>>10969612
>blanket
why would you put a burger in a blanket?

>>10969094
You fucking retard can't even make store bought hot chocolate HAHAHHAHAHAB

>>10969311
>Mexican girls
>Submissive
Lmao oh boy anon you're in for a surprise

>>10968772
You know that picture's of a guy in drag, right?

>>10969672
Why would I drink HOT chocolate cold anon?

>>10968772
>mexican food item
>picture is a white grandma

>>10969089
Correct

>>10971091

your not hitting them hard enough

Shut the fuck up, Donnie... And drink your chocolate.

>>10970284
>taking pride in something you had nothing to do with
This is why the world is a fucked up place. Just like the brits, Americans will stop being an empire and gently go away with a soft whimper.

It's good, can confirm I only had it once as a gift but now I know what it is

>>10971489
Stay mad, incel

>>10970140
Lmao no hes trolling u

>>10971516
Wut? I’m not even Texan. But no part of the US was stolen from Mexico. They lost it due to starting wars and losing and acquiring huge debts as a result. The former Mexicans in Texas did help fight Mexico to become independent. But they considered themselves Texans at that point, not Mexicans.

>>10969163
>Texas is a Mexican colony.
Texas has always been for Texans, faggot, white or otherwise. The Mezkin government lost Texas exactly because they were apathetic faggots, so it's completely fitting for the U.S. government to do the same through their apathy.

Anyone know if this is in the supermarkets in Canada?

>>10968772
can i just eat the chocolate instead?

>>10971414
No contest.

>>10969103
Actually, you're supposed to whip it up and make it frothy. Use a whisk and stir fast. Let it actually get hot and hang out on the heat so it melts. The packaging for some brands even suggests going so far as to put it in a blender.

Nothing better than a mug of this while watching an episode of El Chavo Del Ocho.

>>10972136
The blender is nice when you're feeling lazy, but it doesn't get anywhere near as airy as using a whisk, egg beater, or the molinillo your cousin got you when he came back from Guadalajara that you never use because it's a pain in the ass to clean.

>>10971273
Did you fail history class fucker

>>10972125
It's a bit chalky and grainy. You CAN eat it, but it's not very good on its own imo. Drink it or add to chili or a spicy sauce.

>>10972186
Whisk is the way to go.

>>10969289
Kek and you'll actually be somewhat civilized. Jewish Mexican here dude you're nothing but puppets. After the "reconquista" we'll force you to mix with blacks and dumb you down even more while we stay in gated communities away from you.

>>10968772
>make swiss miss
>add some cinnamon
wa la, literally the exact same shit

>>10972202
>It's a bit chalky and grainy. You CAN eat it, but it's not very good on its own imo.
Ibarra chocolate is great on its own, except for the fact that it's super hard, so you don't so much "eat" it as you slowly gnaw on it. Supposedly the company sells a softer candy bar style of their chocolate, but I don't think I've ever seen them.

>>10972289
Ibarra is the shit. Strictly talking about Abuelita though, it's not good on its own..When compared to Ibarra though, it's not good at all.

>>10972238
Jewish Mexicans are all poor bitter mongrels that should die as soon as possible
You are not mexican, you are just a filthy jew race traitor
Never forget that
You belong nowhere
You deserve death

>>10972365
Rape baby calling someone a mongrel. Can't wait for the "New Mexicans" to blacken most of mexico while I listen to Mordecai Ben David on my IPhone in my gated community.

>>10972238
Lol quit role-playing pedrito
You will never accomplish anything in your life

>>10972390
Incel

>>10972383

>>10972396
You've got nothing incel.

>Mexican """"""jews""""""
Lmao, quit larping you shitskin mutt
Eating matzo balls and having a big nose doesnt make you jewish
Plus you are all stupid as shit
>We gunna conccer mexico joost u wait till we racemix them like our pol superior europe jews conspiracy
And then there's this incel posting anime pictures >>10972399
Jewish Mexicans dont exist, you are either jewish or nothing, stupid mutts
*dabs on them niggas*

>>10972399
>posts weeb trash image
>calls someone else an incel repeatedly

>>10972406
Get a clue have sex and gain some height Carter.

>>10972409
I thought you guys liked the Chinese cartoons. I have this hopefully you like it incel.

Why are all mexican jews poor?
Are they like the master tactician con artists rich guys?
They are all live on shitty places and constantly live paycheck to paycheck and buying groceries at oxxo
You guys are pathetic, the place you thrive the most is also shit which is guadalajara, you guys cant compare to superior jalisquillo genes
Trash mongrel jews

>>10972410
Taller than you mongrel

>>10972417
Kek continue SEETHING.

>Mexican """""""""""((((((((((joos)))))))))""""""""""""

>>10970735
how is that not pudding?

>>10972431
Who said it wasn't?

>>10972431
Based and redpilled

>>10972426
Modern day (((women)))

>>10972447
That's just an aussie

>>10972449
Yea it's a Chinese Austrian woman.

>>10972452
This is what a true chinkstralian looks like

>>10972455
Kek

>>10972456
Stop replying to me
Seriously stop

>>10972457
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Gotta keep it together
Don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong
‘Cause baby, you make me better, hey

With just one look you make me shiver
I just wanna take you home
Wanna go, yeah I wanna go

Now girl, you make me a believer
I wanna take off all my clothes
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I just can’t go on no more
When you look this freaking beautiful
Oh, hands down to the floor, my love
And I’m doing whatever you want

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When you look this freaking beautiful
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When you look this freaking beautiful

You’ve got me good, you’ve got me good
And I’m not going nowhere
Right in your hook, that’s understood
But I’mma take you somewhere

I just can’t go on no more
When you look this freaking beautiful
Oh, hands down to the floor, my love
And I’m doing whatever you want

I can’t go on, I can’t go on
When you look this freaking beautiful
I can’t go on, I can’t go on
When you look this freaking beautiful

So freaking beautiful
Baby, I just can’t go on

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I can’t go on, I can’t go on
When you look this freaking beautiful

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When you look this freaking beautiful

So freaking beautiful
Baby, I just can’t go on

>>10972460
Based but also cringe and not redpilled

>>10972462
Verse 1]
If you got a minute
Get down your idea
It may do wonders
Maybe disappear
Who knows? Just get it down
And nothing can go wrong
Go find your rhythm
That’s how you write a song (hello)

[Verse 2]
Enjoy the small things
With time they will get big
Gotta find your mission
A mission to pursue
You know you've got a talent
Whatever it may be
So work your magic
And sing along with me

[Chorus]
Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song
Come on!
[Post-Chorus]
Sing
Shoo-bee-doo-bee dab dab (Shoo-bee-doo-bee dab dab)
Sha-ba-da-da hey (Sha-ba-da-da hey)
Sing it all day long (All day long)
And that’s how you write a song
Scoo-bee-doo-bee bap bap (Scoo-bee-doo-bee bap bap)
Boogie boogie woogie hey (Boogie boogie woogie hey)
Sing it all day long (All day long)
See, that’s how you write a song

[Chorus]
Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song
Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song

Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song
Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song
Step one: Believe in it
And sing it all day long
Step two: just roll with it
That’s how you write a song
[Outro]
See, that's how you write a song
And that's how you write a song

>>10972426
Lmao

>>10972462
>>10972467

>>10972472

>>10968772
Too sweet

>>10972455
spotless cell looks friendly

>>10969089

>>10970249
Chocolate milk made without cacao butter will have a drastically different flavour and mouthfeel than just cacao and sugar.

>>10972431
The egg to liquid ratio is the difference. You call hollandaise pudding? Gelato?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ffk-8m6Qao

>>10972651
Mexican hot chocolate is neither champurrado nor atole.

>>10971091
>>10969311

this

t. dating a mexican girl

she took everything from me boys. i'm a husk of a man.