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/keto/ here. I’m cooking up some riced cauliflower and peppered chicken after my cross-fit workout. What’s your keto dinner for tonight? McDonald’s eating fatties not welcome.

>> No.10970877

>>10970871
you made this thread just to tell some anonymous people on the internet that you are doing cross fit

>> No.10970878

>>10970871
Riced cauliflower...I want some now.

>> No.10970888

i had 'riced' broccoli, with chicken, peppers, onion and garlic, stir fried with some worcester sauce, salt, pepper, tomato pureee....

thought it was going to be student tier food, but was suprisingly nice. like a British paella...ish.

>> No.10970910

>>10970871
Chopped brisket sammich, with keto bread, cheese, pickles, and homemade bacon mayo.

>> No.10970924

>>10970910
I tried the "keto bread" before but I feel like it just gets you to crave real bread more. For me bread is an easy crutch to fall on and imo keto-friendly bread is never that great.

>> No.10970978

>>10970924
It helps when making a sammich though.

>> No.10970987

>>10970924
agree, mostly. every now and then i make coconut flour bread to wrap some meat in or whatever.

but yeah, like the vegan's facon - it's mostly a trap. stay clear, you don't need it. just eat nice healthy food and ignore carbs rather than try to chase their replacement, and you're good.

>> No.10971010

>>10970871
Activated almonds with yogurt

>> No.10971069

>>10970871
Fuck your keto.

Did some simple chicken stir fry with noodles, broccoli florettes and eggs based on Gordon Ramsey's video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1mE2IWeamI

Couldn't find any wide rice noodles so opted in for boiled egg noodles instead. Also added some fresh ginger, five spice powder and sriracha for a little bit more flavor.

Fucking delicious.

>> No.10971860

>>10970871
I had a ton of carbs for dinner

>> No.10972042
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10972042

>>10971069
You could've used those Japanese bean noodles and kept the meal low-carb and suitable for keto. Instead you chose to be a cocksucker.

>> No.10972048 [DELETED] 

Keto is veganism for right wing retards who like seeing their wife fucked by dark men

>> No.10972454

>>10972048
Do soyboys really believe this?

>> No.10972778
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10972778

>>10972042
No thanks, I actually know how to portion control, work out, balance what I eat and cook properly to stay in shape and eat foods I enjoy instead of sacrificing taste.

You are a weak willed bitch. Stop it.

>> No.10972806

>>10970871
Lohan was so attractive back then, amazing what happens to wh*teoids after the age of 23

>> No.10972809

>>10970871
Minced meat-laced casserole with cheese, pepperoni, onions and tuna. Perhaps add some mayo on top for flavor if I need, but I doubt that.

>> No.10972818

>>10972806
Censored

>> No.10972839

>>10972042

Keto is literally Atkins for people who think they are too smart for a fad diet like Atkins.

>>10972778 is right. Learn how to actually cook and manage your macros. If you can manage keto, you'll actually find this easier than trying to Hans Landa every last carb.