/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10970431
Huh

>>10970431
>They don't sell green in stores
>You have to order it special from their site.

>>10970431
I want to try it ngl. Is it expensive?

>>10970531
It’s about $3.25 a bottle, soygoy

A gif(t) from /v/

>>10970431
Just kill yourself you fat imbecile.

>>10970664
>he doesn’t like based Soylent
Wow, what a tastelet.

>>10970431
You dont need anything you fucking turd.
You're just doing 360's all day looking for excuses for why you are a fat piece of shit.
You're a fat piece of shit, because you eat like one, and there's no magic bullet to fix that.
Stop eating garbage, stop eating too much, stop looking for excuses.
YOU are the reason why you're fat. YOU have to fix that, no one and no thing is going to do it for you.
Fix yourself, or die at 40.

>>10970748
Who hurt you anon?

There’s copycat recipes online that make that shit less than a dollar a serving. Just a heads up.

>>10970748
Aside from die at 40, this anon is bang on....even if it's harsh.


You'll probably live til 55 if you carry on anon. But it'll be a miserable existance. Always wishing to be thin. Always being uncomfortable in your own skin.

Try keto. It's easy and you'll lose a ton of weight in a short time

>>10970766
>keto
I’m not gay

>>10970756
>>10970766
I'm sick of this faggot constantly posting "GIve me an excuse for being a fucking lardass" threads 10 times a day.
Either fucking kill yourself, or FIX IT.
Babying this bitch isn't going to help.
Harsh reality is the recommended prescription.
>you're welcome

>>10970780
>being this paranoid and conspiratorial
Take your meds, schizo.

>>10970789
>damage control
Fuck you, and fuck you again.
When you get to a healthy weight, you'll think back to this and thank me.
And thats a fact.

>>10970796
You just went to get a snack didn't you?

>>10970796
Take it easy there, rough man. No one cares about your gay advice.

>>10970814
Confirmed. OP is stuffing his face even now.

>>10970748
Damn I just ordered 2 pizzas from domino's and got it delivered. I was hoping to talk about food while I killed one of the pies but instead it's just middle aged women bitching about
dieting. Can you go blog post in a forum about dieting and not on on FOOD and COOKING?

>>10970664
Threadly reminder that soylent does not contain soy or soy derivatives

>>10970748
calories are literally a meme
the human body is a massively complicated mess of many systems, each of which work differently and respond differently to every type of substance
and every human body reacts slightly differently to every single one of those factors
and you can SOMEHOW come up with a magic number that abstracts "how fat this will make you" no matter what the food item is made of?
just think about it for half a minute, that's fucking stupid

>>10970431
Just get protein powder, fills you right up.

S O Y B O Y S

>>10970982
>and you can SOMEHOW come up
There's no magic involved. A scientist by name of Dr. Atwater did a bunch of empircial research on a variety of human subjects and measured how much energy they obtained from different foods. That results in the factors that we know today: 4 calories/gram for protein and carbs, 7 for alcohol, and 9 for fat.

No magic involved, just research and measurement.

>>10970431
Lemme guess, you want the black one?

>>10970982
There you go, making FUCKING EXCUSES AGAIN.
I tried to offer you some of the willpower you are so desperately lacking.
I think I would rather that you just die.
Get off my board fatbody.

>Knew you would immediately go and shovel garbage into your face after being bitched at by a stranger on the internet.
>you did exactly that.
How fucking weak are you?

>>10971105
>being able to eat the best food on the planet that other humans born a 100 years ago would die for
>being weak when you realize this luxury is better than a six pack to impress normal fags that have no personality outside of watching Netflix all day

No need to be so bitter when someone else realizes how to live the good life

How much is one bottle? I assume in the range of 3 Dollarinos. How far am I off?

>>10971266
There you go fucking obfuscating again.
You're not only physically weak, with a weak will, you're mentally weak too.
We don't need you. Become a statistic.

>>10970431
Prepare to be fucked by the long hard dick of the mods

>>10971293
>you ate the whole pizza, by yourself.
>then you started on the second pizza.
Fucking die. You just gained one whole pound of fat, in a single goddamn meal.

>>10971304
Yea and? Those pies were fucking tastey and now I'm reclining in my lazy boy enjoying the night more than you, hardass

>>10971345
NO ONE.
I MEAN NO ONE.
ENJOYS THEIR NIGHT MORE THAN ME.

>>10970664
Id that a harvest moon reference

>>10970431
is there such a thing as wheylent? I like the idea of soylent except i dont want to vote democrat and cuck my gf

>>10971302
>he worships the janitors

>>10971584
Lol.
Classic conservative.
Scared of everything and brings politics up in innappropriate places.

>>10971592
hmph, nobody worship scruffy.

>>10971605
I know! He probably doesn’t even prep his wife’s Sudanese bull.

>>10970982
pounds are literally a meme
the human body is a massively complicated mess of many systems, each of which work differently and respond differently to every type of substance
and every human body reacts slightly differently to every single one of those factors
and you can SOMEHOW come up with a magic number that abstracts "how heavy this person is" no matter what the person is made of?
just think about it for half a minute, that's fucking stupid

>>10971302
We have mods?

>>10970982
metric shit FUCK TONS are literally a meme
the human body is a massively complicated mess of many systems, each of which work differently and respond differently to every type of substance and every human body reacts slightly differently to every single one of those factors and you can SOMEHOW come up with a magic number that abstracts "how heavy this person is" no matter what the person is made of? just think about it for half a minute, that's fucking stupid

>>10971707
>metric shit FUCK TONS

Huh?

>>10971293
bad use of the word "obfuscating"

I agree with your points but if you're gonna use those kinds of words, use them correctly.

>>10972032
I used it completely appropriately.
>those kind of words
>as if words fit into your autistic categories

>>10972049
what was he trying to obfuscate in the post you quoted? Point it out.

>>10972057
You're being too literal.
He was obfuscating in that he constantly looks for excuses and scapegoats rather than facing reality and making the necessary change.

>>10972059
which is an improper use of the word.
He wasn't trying to make anything seem less clear or more confusing. He is just delusional

>>10972068
>less clear or more confusing
>delusional
He's making it less clear and more confusing,
>wait for it
FOR HIMSELF.
Thus obfuscating.
Don't try to mentally fence me, my child.

>>10972075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obfuscation

delusional != obfuscating oneself

obfuscating may be intentionally making the message to yourself or someone else. Being delusional has a definition of "characterized by or holding idiosyncratic beliefs or impressions that are contradicted by reality or rational argument".

You are confusing the two.

>>10972085
obfuscating may be intentionally making the message to yourself or someone else more confusing but not believing the counter point.

Sorry sentence got cut off

>>10972085
No, I am not. I am only guilty of being misunderstood by some rando on the interwebs.
Obfuscate at root, means to block the view of in the context of thoughts.
To be delusional, is exactly that.
I gave him the truth, and he made a point of not wanting to see the truth, an act of obfuscating.
We can do this all night homeboy.

>>10972116
>Obfuscate at root, means to block the view of in the context of thoughts.

>>10972116
I can do this all night as well.

You might need to type out those two sentences.

I think what you're saying is that obfuscation at its core means to "block the view" or make thoughts more confusing.

He isn't doing that. He is convincing himself of the opposite, which is exactly what you just said.

Additionally, if you have to boil down specific words into their general meaning to have used them correctly, you shouldn't use those specific words in the first place.

>>10972118
>owned in a contest of minds
>resorts to posting retardation meme
You might as well have waved the white flag.

>>10972131
>which is exactly what you just said:
"I gave him the truth, and he made a point of not wanting to see the truth"

Got cut off again.

>>10972131
Words are just an abstraction of thought, and their is plasticity to their usage.
If you're a literal railroad mind shitster, I can't help you.

>>10972138
Yeah there is a certain level of plasticity. This isn't a case of you slightly altering the idea, this is you breaking this word down into a much more simplistic idea.
You are trying to convince yourself that you used it correctly, when all you're doing is taking a bigger word that has a very specific meaning reducing it to an idea with a very large meaning.
Might as well use a smaller word that fits the general idea. You wouldn't look like an idiot so much.

>>10972161
Lol.
>bigger word
>large meaning
>smaller word
What even are you?
I'll reiterate my earlier statement,
Don't try to mentally fence me, my child.
>I enjoyed this. You're alright.

>>10972168
cmon
smaller meaning more general
bigger meaning more specific

Those terms have been used to describe language, thats a very common adjective for this.

It's a weekday so I have work in the morning.


Using more complex words when they don't really describe the context muddies the meaning of the sentence. It makes you an inefficient communicator

>>10972201
I didn't misunderstand you buddy, I just laughed at your ineffectual word choice.
>You just outed yourself as an intellectual mongrel
If you was my nigga, you would have said
>using more complex words when they don't really describe the context obfuscates the meaning of the sentence.
But you didn't, because you don't understand the word obfuscate outside of the context of dictionary.com / wikipedia.

>>10972201
>also
Small means specificity
Large means general.
Goddamn you fucked up.

>>10971620
That got a smile from me

>>10971293
>being this butt-hurt over what someone else eats

>>10972075
nigga, you dumb

>>10970975
No one fucking cares dipshit, the name is perfect for the meme and it's a joke. For most soyboy pictures we aren't even sure if they drink or eat soy, but we still make fun of them for it. Quit being such a mouth breathing nigger.

>>10972509
>this mad that someone points out flaws in your shitty meme

>>10970431

Waste of money.

>>10971701
Yeah but they only delete good threads.

>>10972514>>>

I don’t why anyone buys rotaries, they are high maintenance shitty vehicles.

>>10972562
Rotaryfags just like feeling different. Then their piece of shit weed whacker shits out at about 80k miles and they have no idea why. Also fuck the Rx8 with it's shitty heated cupholders.

>>10972548
>that just might be true
Was anyone in that jennifer white asshole pic thread earlier tonight?
Aaah, that was some good fun there.

>>10972592
I posted a "meanwhile at the /ck/ mansion" thread a while back. Anons werr posting and everyone was having fun and it was undeniably /ck/ related. Mods deleted it and gave me a 2 day ban. That same day there were 5 active McDonald's threads 2 politics threads and a fucking tobacco thread. They all got to stay up.

>>10972603
Yeah. Mods are of course the most socially alien here.
>but I didn't say that, because some faggotini will ban me.
I remember your thread. That was a fun time.

>>10972603
>muh fun larp
May I suggest /b/

>>10972443
>psst
I'm smarter than you.

>>10972633
>fun is exclusive to /b/
You're right. I'd much rather discuss the finer points of McDonald's for the ten thousandth time, or read the "debates" in the 5 daily vegan bait threads.

>>10972217
Meaning of a word is arbitrary to an extent but you can't have free range over the meaning and expect to communicate effectively

You're argument turned from, I used it correctly to I mean something different than what it commonly means.

>>10973371
Alex, I'll take
>what is a thesaurus
for 200$ please.

>>10972634
What a sad sack.