/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you should have thrown it on the ground and told them to make it the real way, the original way, the american way

>>10964838
Based "ugly american" tourist dumping money into italy's economy. Thx, but don't let the door hit your stained fatass on the way out!

>Go to America
>see pepperoni pizza on menu
>order it
>it's some rancid overly salty disgusting thin slices of rotten salami lying in it's own greece
Is this the taste of Freedom?

>>10964838
no shit you dumb burger
>>10964874
>lying in its own greece

>>10964838
>be a regular amerifat tourist
>enter a local Italian restaurant
>look at the italian menu
>daaaym that reads like something I know *didn't bother to learn 2 words in the language since Muuurica bitch*
>the waiter looks at me like the retard I am but brings the dish
>THIS NO WHAT I MEANT
>WTF ITALIANS
>go to 4chin to tell everyone my story of a regular am*rican abroad

>>10964898
>getting this mad over an obvious bait thread

>>10964874
>overly salty
Italians confirmed for too poor to afford flavor.

>>10964904
>getting this mad
Oh no, I'm just having some fun, my american lard.. I mean lad.

mods are asleep post 'za

>>10964921

>>10964915

>>10964855
fpbp

que cazzo are they thinking!?

>>10964938
Based
>>>10964943
Cringe

>>10964838
Italy. Faggot, you never been out your mommy's basement.

>>10965125

>>10964921

>>10964921
Not a duplicate post.

>>10965208
He said post pizza

>>10965219

>>10965208
>>10965224

>>10965205
based

>>10965224

>>10965224
Also not a duplicate.

>>10965128
ive been to italy bro

>>10965250

>>10965224
i don't know of any casserole which has a dough base...

>>10964921

>>10965283
correct. it's pizza

>>10965228
>>10965231
What IS this abomination?

>>10966359

>>10966359
Anotha one.

stop posting that gross chicago pizza

>>10966502

Chicago pizza is way better

>>10965309
>Cutting and separating each piece
Lol what fucking tourists

>>10966502
You don't have to hate what you think you can't obtain. Giordano's, while not a good example of excellent stuffed pizza, does ship their pizza frozen across the States and Australia.

>>10966502
Giordano's is a good beginner's introduction to the best pizza ever invented.

>>10966502
Incredibly easy to make.

>>10966502
>>10966534
Personally, I prefer the layer technique.

I won't bore /ck/ with the specifics, but HOLY SHIT, Italians are ignorant. I was told that "Italians never eat alone" and I made a mistake of eating alone in one of their restaurants. The man asked what I wanted in Italian and I responded "Pizza di ... pepperoni?". Since I'm in Italy, I want the real shit.

He slapped the back of my neck as hard AS HE COULD and said "PAY-PAY-RONEEEEEE, PAY-PAY-RONEEE?"

I'll leave it at that, I wanted to clock that motherfucker in the jaw.

Another time, I was minding my own fucking business and an elderly man approached me and he was pointing to his wrist. I didn't understand what he was saying, but I eventually understood he wanted me to adjust his watch for him. When I told him I don't understand Italian that well, but am more than happy to adjust his watch, he said "AMERICANO ... GO OUT..... AMERICANO? GO OUT TO HERE!"

You just politely try to eat by yourself, they're cocksuckers, you politely try to an elderly person, they're cocksuckers, that's all there is to it.

>>10966502
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>>10966502
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>>10966502
>>10966547

>>10966502
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>>10966502
>>10966552
The slice is here (>>10965233).

>>10964838
>go to Italy
>ask for American pizza
>ground beef
>extra cheese
>bacon

Based

>>10964904
>bait
They're called jokes , Redditboomer.

deep dish is just pizza flavored cake

Superior Detroit style pizza coming thru, to save us from NYC cardboard pizza, Chicago pizza soup and bizarre foreign concoctions that claim to be pizza.

>>10964915
>getting mad is fun over in eurostan
thats why you faggots are getting culturally enriched

>>10967121
It's always funny to see le 56% face talking about "cultural enrichment".

some go za in this thred

I had pizza in Costa Rica. Absolutely disgusting. It was literally a quesadilla with pepperoni

>>10967121
>56%

>>10967087
>Burn the cheese and pour dipping sauce on top style

>>10964838
I'm an amerifat and I can tell you that you're retarded.

>>10964838
I have done this. Was still delicious. And quite cheap everyone says Italy is expensive, i found it quite reasonable

>>10964838
Peperoni connection.

>>10967087
>*Fries pizza in motor oil*
No thanks

>>10968891
I really liked the panini in italy

>>10964838
Wtf is this shit, the only pizza I know is like this

>>10970535
expand your pizza horizons

>>10964921
for me, it's the 'troit 'za
the best 'za

>>10966542
lol

>>10970535
>bread with tomato and cheese
it's called a cheese and tomato sandwich and i can make one right now in under 0.0053 seconds. no need to travel to naples. enjoy your meme bread

>>10970535
In that image, is the sauce on top or on bottom. Because it appears as though it's on top, and if it is indeed on top, that would nullify one of the criticisms new yorkers have of this >>10970545
making it actually closer to the authentic italian pizza

>>10964838
>American
>Roasting italian pizzas
>Call their pepperoni junk "pizzas"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10970584
I bet you never had a real pizza in your life.
How sad, I feel depressed for you now.

>>10970560

>>10964838
I don't get it OP, I'm American and pepperoncinis are these things

>>10970642
what are they catching with those nets

>>10970652
That's what you ll get in Italy if you ask peperoni. Peroncini is red hot peper. Pepperoni whould only get you funny looks.
Learn the differences.

>>10967087

>>10964873
put some respect on america nigga.

respect the america nigga

>>10970839
No

>>10964838
>Gif is what you sound like in my head

>>10970883
Catch these bullets then .

>>10965208
thumbnail looks like it has a dead rat

>>10969074
>>10964943
Finland truly has the best food culture in the world

>>10965063
*che not que

>>10964874
>own greece
It's grease you big palooka

>go to chicago
>see pizza on menu
>order it
>its tomato soup in a bread bowl

wtf chicago

>go to new york
>see pizza on the menu
>order it
>it's bread with sauce and cheese instead of a casserole with tomato sauce

wtf new york

>go to naples
>see pizza on the menu
>order it
>it actually tastes good

wtf neapolitans

Can an American explain to me why do you like this pepperoni thing so much?

>>10966502
It looks pretty good actually. Always wanted to try it. It's not a pizza though, more like a quiche with tomato sauce and cheese
t.Italian

If your pizza doesn't look like this it's fugatz

>>10966542
That second guy was distracting you so his buddy could pick up or pockets lmao

>>10968891
Depends on where you go, places like Rome, Florence or Venice are super expensive. But even then, if you understand enough of the language to go out of the touristy areas, you're gonna find cheap, good restaurants. Usually the best indicator is no menu in English.

>>10964838
no tip for them

>>10970584
Based

>>10964838
just whipped this bad boy up.
Delish.

>>10976916
do you have any idea how hard the pizza industry is, regardless of quality you tip someone if they give you a pizza

>>10964838
Italy has terrible pizza. I ordered fruti de Mare once and the damn thing had shellfish in the shell on it.

>>10977647
>eew mommy why are there shells and stuff!?
You should have asked to go to a place that had a kids menu

>>10964838
>stay in burgerland
>see pepperoncini pizza on menú
>order it
>its peppers not pepperoni

This is completely fine and exactly what I ordered. I'm flyover af and even I love pepperoncinis on my pizza, I think you're just retarded op lol.

>>10977653
You gotta admit the marshmallows are inexcusable tho...

>>10977647
do italians really do this?

>>10977653
Perhaps you should should do something about that case of syphilis that you picked up at the truck stop faggot. It really is affecting your brain. No more swallowing anonymous trucker cock for you.