/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10961509
hm

wow you are a unique and special person

>>10961509
That sounds like it sucks. The part close to the skin is moist and tastes good, but as you get deeper down it gets really dry and bland.

I'd rip pieces and dip them in sauce maybe

>>10961509
sounds good to me, maybe make some chicken salad.

>>10961509
most stores sell cold chickens left over from the day before at a reduced price

I can imagine the jellified fat

Slap pieces on some bread with mayo. Lunch for several days.

>>10961509
Epic

>>10961582
>>>/hm/

i use it in chicken noodle soup

>>10961509
I shred it and make enchiladas.

>>10961509
I do this too. I pretend I'm a giant ripping up a roast dragon as I go about my daily business.

I have a sort of ritual when I bring home a rotisserie chicken
first I unbind it and cut it into portions.
leg quarters, breasts, wings. bag and refrigerate for later.
second, the real feast begins
I take that remaining torso and pick off every scrap and remainder of meat and skin on it and eat it as I go. nothing is safe from me. there's no one to judge. this is my time
my favorite parts are the little morsels just above the thigh in the pockets of the pelvic bones. if I'm lucky there will be a remnant string of undeveloped eggs in the inside of the carcass. Like little chicken flavored berries.
and it's all just so goddamn juicy.
my cats surround me hoping to get a sample of this savory bliss. I'm always kind enough to share
once I'm done, my hands are sticky with chicken juice and all that's left is a pile of soft bones. a deep sense of gratification settles in while I clean up. were I a smoker, this is about when I'd light one up
I get a sort of primal high when I pick a bone clean of any meat, so rotisserie chickens are a special treat for me.
they're pretty good for 5 bucks

>>10963586
I imagine you as some sort of half opossum/ half millennial smeared with chicken grease and covered in linty cat hair with a chicken leg bone sticking out of your mouth and smelling of cat piss, musk and cooler water.

>>10963614
you would not be entirely wrong
rest assured I do shower daily

>>10963614

>>10961608
This, eat the moist shit when its warm, with some pan fried potato cubes or salad. Then the next day get your cold half eaten chicken and a sauce bowl and go crazy.

I loved the fuck out of these, but the trash was a hassle and I found just grilling chicken is cheaper, even fancy thin cuts.

Teriyaki erry deh

>>10961509
>not just stripping the meat all at once and doing the same thing
Anon...

It's cheaper just to buy uncooked chicken. You can get like 8-10 thighs for $3 or less

>>10963614
You forgot the Axe body spray.

>>10964090
yeah, not everywhere.