/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wasting food

>>10960791
>choosing to live with morbidly obese family
Sounds like you're more retarded then they are.

>eating farm raised shrimp

>>10960791
>not eating the shrimp

>not finishing your plate
must be feel good having all that privileged.

>>10960795
>I told you not to give me so much, you can have it if you want
>Oh really there are? So if I buy the envelope are you going to ship the food to those kids?

>>10960791
theres another side of the coin
>go to dinner at friends parents house
>finish entire plate and use table bread to wipe up delicious sauce
>"anon is a member of the clean plate club, thats how he stays fit hurr hurr hurr"

>>10961133
The way I got big was I would make a regular meal, and put half on my plate, and eat it. Then I went back for seconds. Because I was eating two meals instead of one, I gained weight a lot faster. I was too wary to try splitting it into thirds

>>10961057
There needs to be more memes of live action mario and luigi

>>10961236
explains so much

>>10961236
>"There needs to be more memes of"
>"memes of"
>every internet picture is a meme

reddit plz go

>>10961268
If live-action Luigi macros were more widespread it would be a meme. That's what "meme" means. Are you retarded or something?

>>10961232
Can't handle the bantz

>>10960791
>not being able to finish a single serving of seafood
how are you not dead?

Eat your goddamn shrimps anon.
Leave the sides if you are full.

>>10962545
>>10961098
>>10961057
>>10962544
>eatng sea bugs

>>10962776
This. Never understood how somebody can eat that shit. They're ocean roaches.

>>10962776
>>10962854
Yup, gross texture, feels like eating an insect.

my uncle thinks I am gay because I am not fat.

>not eating until your stomach bursts

>>10962534
you said "more", implying there is one at all. It's just a fucking image with words over it, it's not a meme in the first place, there can't be "more nothing that doesn't exist" you stupid faggot piece of shit. go the FUCK BACK TO FACEBOOK BEFORE I MAKE YOU

>>10960791
Obesity comes down to 1 main factor: Sugar.
I don't know why my obese family members can't get this through their head. Their sugar intake is through the roof, they even put it on things it has no business being on like Spaghetti. While I consume almost zero sugar ever.

Shrimp is in the top 10 most unhealthy foods you can eat.

>>10962865
>my uncle thinks I am gay because I am not fat.
I know this feel. It's amazing the mental gymnastics they'll do.
"Why do you take so good care of yourself? Are you gay or something?" while all I do is work out and eat healthy.

>>10962854
I would eat land roaches if they tasted like shrimp. You're a pathetic little pussy.

>>10960791
Flee Anon, flee the house of fatties!
Avoid them lest the fatness infects you.
Best of luck Anon.

>>10962886
What is your diet?

>>10960791
Are you sure you’re not the fucked up one?

>>10962900
You should try bugs, I was told they tasted like shrimps.

>>10963092
I've tried crickets, which taste a bit nutty. I've tried ants, which are just kind of acrid. I tried some sort of spider once which didn't taste like anything at all. I think it was overdried. I've never had a bug which tasted similar to shrimp.

>>10960791
Shrimp isn't all that fattening. It's mostly protein. Nothing wrong with a bit extra.

>>10960791
>>10962544
>>10962865
Thank god I'm not an am*rican

>>10962886
>like Spaghetti
Are you telling me some people put fucking SUGAR on their PASTA??

Nothing wrong with being treated to a gigantic meal OP. Your parents are on the right track, because with a diet like that you can produce some great gains if you go to the gym very frequently while giving it %110.

>>10963137

>>10963164
Thanks, my eyes just fell off

>>10960795
this.
it is just dumb to pay 25$ for a dish that you wont even finish.

>>10963164
>sugar brings out the sweetness from the tomatoes
hmm

>>10963173
Honestly it does. However regular sugar is a crap choice. A little bit of brown sugar is the way to go. I add just under a teaspoon for every ounce of sauce.

>>10963196
It's not bringing out the sweetness. It is the sweetness.
Salt will bring out the sweetness.

>>10963164
>Sugar goes on oatmeal
What's the fucking point of eating oatmeal if you take out any nutritional value it has.
Put some fucking real frozen berries in it god dammit.

Honestly, sugar is as addicting as crack, it honestly is.

>>10963196
cooking them brings out the sweetness.

>>10963201
>>10963214
Sure cooking and salt can and do bring out the sweetness but so does brown sugar. More than one way to skin a cat. Try it for yourself or don't. It's no skin off my nose either way but, personally, I think people who aren't willing to try something that just seem a little bit off to them are probably missing out on a whole lot of life especially when it comes to food.

>>10963196
24 teaspons of sugar for this 1 jar of pasta sauce.
that's 1/2 cup of sugar for 3 cups of sauce.

do not belief

>>10962895
Not getting a half Korean trap GF. Come on dude take the redpill.

>>10963361
Looks like Aaron from Cow Chop

>>10963361
>redpill
No. I am not going to take the advice from a junkie. go die in a gutter.

>>10963378
The only drug I take is Linux.

>>10963137
If you're using fresh tomatoes for your red sauce you need to add some sugar to bring down the acidic levels.

>>10962776
>>10962854
jew or sandnigger detected

>>10963137
my dad makes an awesome spaghetti sauce that he puts a little bit of sugar in

>>10963196
i put a tiny tiny amount of sugar into my sauce, like maybe a teaspoon.

>>10960791
>/ck/ huh? perfect place for my blog

>>10963438
I wish this wasn't the norm. I like tomatoes, I like the acidity, if I wanted sweet tomatoes i'd eat ketchup

>>10963591
It doesn't sweeten the mix, you're supposed to add like a teaspoon. I personally use paprika instead.

>>10961234
Underrated

>>10962865
He's right you skinny ass homo

>>10963610

;_;

I don't work out or take any pride in my appearance. not being obese is enough for him to call me a fag at the dinner table.

>>10963196
>I add just under a teaspoon for every ounce of sauce.
Tightly packed I'm sure. Not like the sauce didn't have enough sugar added to it to begin with, right?
>a refined anon like myself knows the pleasure of eating spaghetti with tomato-flavored syrup
faggot

>>10960791
>Wasting food.

Are you a child or just dumb as hell.

>>10963613
You probably act like a fag

>>10963613
Fag

>currently 240 6'3
>don't eat during work bc I genuinely have no appetite
>lost 20 pounds over the course of a month
>feeling better and getting to a healthier size
>"anon you really need to start eating more I'm worried about your health"

>>10963591
yeah, it just needs the smallest amount. Now some of the store bought brands are halfway to the picture above with sugar dumped on it.

>not just getting your shimp to go

The solution is to subtlely fat shame your family ie: you see someone fat do something stupid exclaim, “ what a fat piece of shit! hahaha” while walking away but within earshot of who you want to humiliate. Tell them they look sweaty and out of breath, and ask them why they’re breathing so heavily all the time. Tell them to go to the doctor cause they look ill. Ask what pants size they’re up to now, and proclaim you didn’t even know they made clothes that large that weren’t made for clowns. If you want to put in the effort you can break someone down psychologically by gaslighting them to rebuild them for their own good.

>>10960791
>not eating all your shrimp
Don't waste food and you should treat your family with more respect

>>10962541
Kek

>>10965525
They're right you retard
20lbs in one month isn't healthy

>>10963249
If I wanted my tomato sauce to be sweeter I'd just use ketchup.

>>10966867
2kg a weekers for a unit that size? Not healthy? You having a giggle mate?

>>10963361
Yuck.

OP comes on /ck/ to not vanguard his family
you are less than a lurker boy
mass eating shrimp is gross as fuck order crab
and make that statement

>>10962865
>skinny twincel btfo by based BloatMaXX
When will they learn

>>10966909
240lbs at 6'3 is pretty much healthy weight for anyone thats not a framelet.

>>10963591
this
the acidity of tomatoes is what gives marinara/spaghetti/pizza sauce its zestiness
take that away and youre basically eating ketchup
my family aways loads the tomato sauce with sugar and it bothers me to no end

>>10963386
ahem

>>10967084

>>10966486
Unliklely. They're thinshaming him.

Not that I mind, thinfags are the most obnoxious lot on this Earth.

>Lolololo health issues, health issues, I'm free of them even though the obesity paradox exists!
>Don't you worry about having a heart attack because you ate more 1 calorie above what you consume?
>Why the fuck aren't you eating this cow feed? Do you want a heart attack?
>Ahaha, you can't do sport even though that's unrelated to diet!

>>10967058
Nigga what?
I'm 6"4 and I'm 230
Guess my BMI.
Hint: it's not healthy.
Fuck you and your lies

>>10967058
240 is pushing it unless you're seriously muscled

>>10967148
whats the obesity paradox?

>>10967195
The fact that obesity, despite all its health damages, has also its health benefits, such as higher chance to survive infectious diseases or leg muscle mass development.

>was obese child
>family always mocking me for being obese
>family continued supplying me with fatfuck food
>grew up, moved out, lost the weight
>whenever i saw them they mocked me for being thin
No contact is the best remedy

seems a bit rude to point shit out to people who didn't ask for it. although you should stand up for yourself and tell them you don't like it.

>>10967214
>family always mocking me for being obese
that is low key child abuse my friend
I hope you are doing better now

>>10963270
that includes natural sugars in the tomatoes but still, too much is added

>>10967058
200 or 210 lbs maybe, and that's if you are pretty well muscled.

>tfw 6'3'' and 290lbs
christ I am a fat saggy bag of shit. I dont like looking into a mirror. I just hate dieting so much.

>>10967058
nigga i'm 6'8" and have a gut and i weigh 240, at 6'3" it's flabtown unless they lift

>>10967058
>>10966867
240 6'3 guy op here
I got a 1200 pound total but am by no means all that muscular definitely got plenty of flab. More like over the course of 2 months in all honesty, but thanks for being concerned about me fellas.

>>10967347
Are you a basketball player?

>>10967442
no, i'm white

>>10960791
fat cunt

>leaving shrimp

faggot

I wonder how it's like to have an american family, mine was chink and they literaly shoved food down my throat because it was their way of showing caring

>>10967515
That's what most families are like

>>10967522
no it isnt

>>10963361
It looks jewish

>>10963164
So this is the famous "soul" food blacks are known for??

>>10960795
>>10963172
Apparently in the universe you guys live in, taking home your leftovers in a container doesn't exist

>>10963361
>trap
The name is supposed to imply that you can't tell.

>>10967795

>>10967878
whats the fucking deal with black women talking about "keepin a man" and posting terrible food? is it ironic?

>>10960791
Used to happen to me when in was in my teens and early 20s. Now I have a beer belly and there's no more family dinners because all of my grandparents are dead.

>>10967206
Lmao, how deluded. How many times have you ever gotten a life threatening infectious disease and were only saved by the fact that the disease couldn't replicate fast enough to inhabit your girth? If you want strong legs do some squats, lardo, don't make shit up about how 300lbs is actually the optimal weight for minmax tradeoffs.

>>10967886
I thought so too, but I moved to Atlanta and it's fucking real.

>>10967886

>>10967206
>higher chance to survive infectious diseases
how? just having energy on you to burn so you don't die?
>leg muscle mass development
LOL okay retard
the only thing I see fat people get with their legs are blood clots and blown out knees
enjoy dying at 53 from heart disease

>>10967148
Spoken like a true fatty

>>10967515
Wish I was born in chinky family, my parents never feed me with their cooking

>>10967058
Do you think hes roided the fuck out? Because he's obviously not. Nobody looks good at 240lbs of fat

>>10968045
Actually most 4chan posters are bodybuilders with single digit body fat percentages

>>10963137
I used to work in a group home. The black kids would always tell me I needed to put sugar in the sauce. Seems to be a black thing.

>>10960791
>Mother in law always orders or cooks something way too big to eat in one sitting
>Its wrong to waste food though so she boxes it along with every leftover bread slice, french fry and sugar packet at the table from everyones plate
>Sits in my fridge until it rots because whenever she visits for a week she packs 30 of these containers in there
>I cant throw it away until she leaves because I would be wasting 5 day old McDonalds french fries and 6 day old airport popeyes biscuits if we didnt eat them
>Somehow feeding the local skunk and seagull population doesnt count as wasting food to her
>Have to leave ammonia rags under the porch and around the fences because it never pierces her thick fucking skull that you cant throw food in your yard here like she can at home because of skunks

>>10967801
Why bother eatting out if you are just going to bring the food home with you. Warmed over restaurant food is a terrible shadow of what it used to be. The next time you start thinking about that resturant you think about the last shitty leftovers you ate and not the freshly cooked food you should have had.

>>10968081
if your're eating at a "restaurant" that has the option to take food home, your eating microwaved trash anyway

>>10968081
>terrible shadow of what it used to be
Not him but my favorite thing is going out to eat on my birthday, eating the complimentary bread, finishing off my salad and soup, having a bite of the steak and then being too full. I bring the steak home, refridgerate it for a few hours, wake up in the middle of the night, and eat a cold steak on a fork.

>>10967206
>I'm obese because I will last longer after the bombs drop

>>10967921
> If you want strong legs do some squats, lardo, don't make shit up about how 300lbs is actually the optimal weight for minmax tradeoffs.
>Obesity is necessarily going over 100kg.
Retard, if you're 178cm tall and weight 90kg/199lbs, unless you exercise a lot, you're still obese. If you weight that much and use your legs for more than walk from the fridge to the bathroom and back, you'll improve their mass more than if you did the same maount of exercise when you waight normally. Reach 110kg or so? Yes, at that point you're just unhealty all around, but that's not usually where the "obesity paradox" reaches.

>>10967949
>how? just having energy on you to burn so you don't die?
Surprise surprise, yes: in absence of a strong immune system combined with constant threats of infection keeping it "trained" (which, let's face it, it's unlikely to happen outside rural areas or Third World-tier areas), it's better to have energy stored to burn in order to sustain the efforts than not.

>the only thing I see fat people get with their legs are blood clots and blown out knees
Funny, I thought that happened very easily if you exercised too. See above. Excess of both is damaging, who would've thunk?

>>10961133
Check your gluttony privilege.

>>10968101
>cold steak on a fork

my negro

>>10967795
No, this is "So' Foo'"

>>10963613
>;_;
You are a massive faggot

>>10968488
;-; sorry

>>10967878
>>10967931
Where the fuck did this nigresses learn >>10967949
to cook, in jail?

>>10968544
Didn't mean to quote that last one

>>10961133
Okay Abdul

>>10962854
Caring about weather or not your food has a veribrae.

>>10962865
Usually I only see the term "toxic masculinity" used by retarded feminists but this is an actual case of it I think.

>>10968613
But it was used by a retarded feminist in this case too so your observation holds true

>>10966867
When you go from a normal amount or surplus to a deficit your body drops how much water it holds. When you’re his size you could lose 10 lbs of water in a few days or a week if you just cut down on salt and calories.

>>10967058
Even if you’re on roids 24/7 you’re gonna be fat at that weight

>>10963137
I use wine

>>10961133
>continuing to stuff your face after you are full.
Enjoy the early death to heart disease.

>>10967931
Fucking hell did this bitch steal a medieval peasents supper for her bae?

>>10968678
Wow you are stupid

>>10967802
You leave my Korean princess alone.

>>10960795
Food that you eat that only serves to make you fat is just as wasted as if you threw it away.

>>10967801
why not just wear a t-shirt that says "I'M A POOR FAGGOT" seriously whenever someone asks for a to-go box I always cringe. It just announces to the whole table you are low-class and cheap

>>10968885
>Hanging out with people who will judge you for not throwing away the food you paid for and enjoyed
Oof, maybe stop hanging out with such pretentious faggots dude?

>>10967058
get a load of this lardass
I'm a 6'1 215 fatty and even I know I'm fat.

>>10963361
>trap
>ugly as sin
No honey, traps are good looking. You have a tranny.

>>10960791
>stop eating when full
When does this happen?

>>10967058

thats obese bmi

>>10967214

>anon didnt have dessert because he is better than us

How do you know when you're full? Often times im not hungry when I eat in the first place even if I havent eaten the entire day. When do you cross the line between full and stuffed?

>>10962776
You find me a bug the size of a shrimp with its quantity of edible flesh that tastes good and sure I'll eat it. The only reason people don't eat bugs is because they either taste bad or are impractical to farm for the amount of food they provide, unlike shrimp.

>>10968067

>popeyes
>skunks
>seagulls

sounds like louisiana

>>10967921

>taking the bait

>>10970082
If you're "full" you have eaten too much.
Stop eating when you are no longer hungry.

>>10970104
If I only ate when im hungry I'd be eating like 500 calories a day but thats unhealthy. Im seriously rarely ever hungry and when I am it goes away after eating for like one minute.

>>10970112
Most American sized dinners are actually like 1000-2000 calories so in reality you're actually probably eating enough if you just eat half your dinner and nothing else.

>>10968885
Good goy.

>>10963270
>>10963681
I typically make my own sauce. Who would add sugar to prefab sauce? Might as well as eat a turd.

>>10967058
What a retard. I'm honest to god 6'10", 240 and I don't even look as trim as I would like to.

>>10970213
You forgot to mention your 20 inch cock

>>10962534
>If live-action Luigi macros were more widespread it would be a meme. That's what "meme" means. Are you retarded or something?
>an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
Try again faceberger

>>10970134
calories are literally a meme
the human body is a massively complicated mess of many systems, each of which work differently and respond differently to every type of substance
and every human body reacts slightly differently to every single one of those factors
and you can SOMEHOW come up with a magic number that abstracts "how fat this will make you" no matter what the food item is made of?
just think about it for half a minute, that's fucking stupid

>>10971018
So do you not understand what a calorie is or what?

>>10962865
We love you fruity Rudy

>>10967041

kek'd

>>10961137
You type like a fag

>>10971018
>calories are literally a meme
You don't understand thermodynamics

>>10960791
>was a fat fuck as a child because my parents didn't care how I ate
>thinned out because I realized I needed to eat healthier
>Little brother is fucking obese because he eats like 3 bowls of cottage cheese and doritos a day
>Try to tell them he needs to eat better whenever I visit
>"You used to have bad eating habits too, Anon!"
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY YOU RETARDS

>>10962895
To be fair, working out is pretty gay. Try doing something productive that requires physical exertion.

>>10972275
be honest, the only way you could possibly say something so fucking stupid is because you're fat

>>10968640
Nah, being muscular is manly as shit and being fat is almost literally toxic lol. The dude is using masculinity in a strange, backwards way to encourage the toxic behavior of being fat. Btw that's the only time I've ever used bullshit sjw phrases in this way but it basically applies here

>>10972275

>>working out is gay>>

?

>>10972271

>>10963361
trip go back to /tpg/. Why are you on every single board I go on

>>10972642
I'm haunting you anon oooooooooo

>>10972271
yes it does.

>>10972644
Oh, you replied to my email about that X200s, but I just noticed. sorry

>>10972648
What?

>>10972655
I sent you an email a couple weeks ago. It was from my ancient aim account

>>10972655
Also it's 6:30AM here on the east coast, so it's at least like 6AM where you are.
Fix your sleep cycle kek

>>10972659
>>10972667
Fuck you

>>10962895
He's right

>>10967148
stay mad fatty

>>10967058
Agree

This people
>>10967175
>>10967181
>>10967330
>>10967347
are retarded

>>10962541
I can handle the bantz, its them who cant handle when i tell them they've overeaten

>>10960791

>>10960791
does your dad tip with a rip?

>>10963361
>korean
why

>>10972642
>/tpg/
tide pods general?

>>10971844
Calories don’t exist anon, they’re based on the theory of fluid heat, which was bullshit. Use a real unit like Joules

>>10971844
Well the body is a way more complex system than a pot of boiling water so I don't see how calories are useful for the de facto measure of the quality of food and if it makes you fat or not. Just think about it

>>10971506
absolutely savage

>>10960791
>>"anon is anorexic he didn't eat all his shrimp"
Spoiled cunts. I wish I could afford schrimps in a restaurant. They are insanely expensive even in stores, in my cunt.

>>10973091
Thinkpad General

>>10967214
>overfeeding your child to the point of obesity and then mocking them
christ