/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I wish I can contribute

>>10954188
Webm For Retards.

eggs

how

>>10954250
That was pointless for sure

>>10954265
I saw the video thumbnail and your comment and laughed thinking it was a pun about some wacky knife that didn't have a point.
Then I watched the webm and realized it was just dryly accurate comment and felt sad.

>>10954250
>>10954265
Everything is pointless. Why are you on 4chan?

>>10954303
Dank memes

>>10954250
Is this hibachi kino?

>>10954322
Vomit dog

>>10954367

>>10954250
>>10954265
>>10954280
>>10954303
Sound makes this webm. Why even post it here?

>>10954372
karl would have a field day with this

>>10954723
what did he do?
its unclear

>>10954770
blasted an airhorn or something

>>10954770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q0ic6iDJJk

deserved it desu

>>10955068

>>10954374
people will buy anything

>>10955068
nice

>>10955088

>>10955143

>>10955157

>>10955157
I like all the parts, but the ending is fucking meme tier stupidity

>>10955244
you lost me at white bread

>>10955157
>>10955244

>>10955278
this is just fucking stupid

HOW?

>>10955278
He put the foil from the nutella on there, thats how you get the beetus

>>10955278
Delete this

>>10954723
>Tries throwing the soda back like "f-f-f-fuck you too bitch :("
lel. Can try to dish it out, but can't take it.

>>10955549
Oh boy candy filled with bad breath and spit.

>>10955157
Shit will fall apart in two bites.

>>10955143
Will Jack ever use his right arm to eat raw burgers ever again, lads?

>>10955244
> that useless final cross section
that's really pathetic, I already can see how it is inside. when this cross section meme will end?

>>10955088
how do i activate my charcoal?

>>10954777
>getting fired because some dumbass blasted his horn in the drive-thru

>>10955143
it's fucking raw

>>10955977
A carn horn being blastd at that distance from your ear can cause permanent ear damage. he's lucky a drink is all that was thrown at him. if some dipshit caused me ear damage because "it's just a prank bro" i'd do much, much more than what that woman did.

>>10955621
yeah but who cares

>>10954027
Is he spreading doodoo on that bread?

>>10955088
That's how my shit looks like after a night of heavy drinking

>>10954027
what are the little sprinkle things in the bag?

>>10955110
Protip: munch on the leftover dorito crumbs while waiting for chicken to bake

>>10955904
when Master Chef stops being popular. that's the "money shot" in the show, they cut open food to see how it looks, but for a reason to see steak doneness

>>10956018
shoestring potatoes

>>10956039
yo man what the FUCK

>>10956070
What's that black thing in the top middle? Also what's the stuff in the bottom right?

>>10956039

there is no god

>>10956090
BLACK PUDDING, HOLMES.
Also called bloodsausage. And it's great. Though I haven't had the brit variety yet

>>10956090
black pudding. hash brown triangles.

>>10956090
that's pigs blood. it's called "blood pudding". bottom right is an oddly shaped hashbrown, I see them at Arby's

>>10954196
dumbass just use big nife

>>10956018
It's sev, basically just short crunchy noodles made out of chickpeas. I knew it was going to be indian from the beginning. This is the same shitty "club sandwich" you get at all the bars and catered events.

>>10956264
what is

>>10956264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A

>>10956273
Looks like crepes I think.

>>10956264
i need those fucking scissors

>>10954027

>>10955848

no

>>10955977
>Be me working for Red Robin
>Waiter because I'm too much of a fuck-up to actually cook
>Some guy online orders $80 worth of donuts and sweet fries
>Like sixteen fucking stacks of shit
>He arrives
>I carry out the order (five bags of this) to his car
>As I hand him the food he slaps it out of my hand and everything blasts out of their shitty plastic containers onto the parking lot
>Dude is laughing his ass off and laughing at me because I'm stunned
>Honks the horn a bit and tells me he isn't paying for this since I dropped it
>You can't order online without pre-paying so I'm visibly confused
>Ask why he's even here to begin with then
>He calms down and apologizes, then asks for the rest of the food (I still had three bags)
>Slams it and it erupts again on the parking lot
>He laughs his ass off and calls me a fucking retard, driving off
>Walk back and inform the manager what happened
>She checks the payment and it went through
>Calls the police on the guy
>Ends up getting fined for assault, harassment, and littering
>mfw I'm still fucking confused by this over a year later
Even as I type this and remember what happened I'm still confused as fuck to what he was attempting. What was even the point?

>>10956513
haha, you're a retard! I would've slapped that shit out of your hands too!

>>10956522
>mfw too much of a brainlet to get these pranks
I'll never enjoy high society like this. I'm sure there was a deeply-complex critique over the working conditions of the average person hidden within those actions but all I see is some guy screwing himself over.

>>10956513
well, you didn't drop it, he slapped it.
I spilled a pizza in my car while being extra careful, took it right back into the place, and they gave me a new one and let me wash my hands. You better believe I game them 3 star service on yelp.

>>10956351
I get the feeling this is completely meaningless without sound.

>>10954374
Do americans really do this?

>>10956332
>ywn be spanked with a paddle by a qt burger midget

>>10955106
>mmm, nothin beats grillin on a sunday
>wait til you try my famous grilled eggs, you'll love em
what a fuckin boomer

>>10955088
That mint leaf is the most pointless shit on there.

>>10955278
Based facebook poster

>>10955977
women are unable to control their emotions and think of the consequences to their actions.

>>10956576
>white murrican orders buffalo wings
>is surprised and angry that they are spicy and claims that the lady gave him the wrong order and says that buffalo wings shouldn't be spicy
>they go back and forth about this for a while

>>10956264
really? they couldn't automate the last step?

>>10956961
Couldn't watch video for more than 10 seconds. I've seen gay pride parades with faggots shipping each other in assless chaps and this was unironically gayer to me
The fact that you thought this was cool to post makes you the gayest person I know, congrats

>>10957071
Never convince your boss that he doesn't need you, anon

>>10955355
Do people actually do that? putting the foil on their food?

>make chicken tandoori with onions, red peppers, coriander, served with rice
>drink too many beers
>smoke too much amnesia haze
>hungry af
Should I cook rice again or will this shit taste well on a sandwich too?

>>10954250
Click hole.

>>10955421
getting soda all over the interior of your car and yourself is comparable to a 1 second honk? i dont think so. if that bitch threw soda on me Id walk in there and get her trashy ass fired.

>>10957147
Hold up folks, we have a genuine tough guy here. He'd talk to her manager!

>>10954322
I'll one up you. Too bad I don't have a webm of this.

>>10954196
Cheese wheel folded over thousand times for best cheese.

>>10957159
You don't?

>>10956576
That guy that orders these is some crazy male feminist sjw freak. He goes on a rant about how he ordered buffalo tendies not spicy ones.

>>10957153
what else am i supposed to do? pull the cunt through the drive thru window and beat her ass?

>>10956039
When did they allow grills in prison?

>>10955110
My dooos.

>>10956175
It'll get that knife taste if you use a big knife.

>>10955110
>By Aol

>>10957153
what I like about this is he is deserved of about a 4$ an hour raise at the most

dont work hard for bad wages

>>10955106
did this guy recover from his stroke or what
is he still making garbage food

>>10956070
how the hell does the egg and sausage and potatoes all cook at the same time and come out perfect

>>10957291
4 dollar an hour raise as someone who makes pizzas would be insane. like a 50% raise

>>10955977
im sure she values her job at mcdonalds

>>10956605
If you go to Las Vegas you will be

>>10957294
Nope, still paralyzed. I'm curious to see how/if he actually recovers.

>>10956513
I would have just left it at the payment going through desu. Hope he had fun wasting $80.

>>10955110
>Mayo
>Doritos

>>10956513
Was he filming some stupid prank shit for youtube or something? Why would anyone do this otherwise? I'm assuming he was alone so he literally just did this alone for no reason?

>>10957291
I work very hard for terrible wages. Your post made me think.

>>10957153
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>>10957171
>what else am i supposed to do?

How about not being a feckless cunt in the first place?

>>10955088
Seems tasty, actually. Too bad it'd leave your mouth blackened for an entire day.

>>10956513
>>Ends up getting fined for assault, harassment, and littering
jesus fuck, I read 'fired' at first and was fucking confused

>>10954374
>boiled hotdogs
Huh?

>>10956513
Yeah, that sounds like Werewolf Jones. He's kind of famous for his hijinks.

>>10956934

you're just gonna post this and not the part 2 where we see what it looks like finished? fuck you.

>>10957958
if by hijinks you mean overt homoeroticism then sure

>>10955088
>activated charcoal.

>>10957966
How are these always so awful?

>>10958092
That's actually good. A standard recipe. I wouldn't use so much pepper myself.

>>10957902
Oh wow haha!

>>10956098
>>10956103
>>10956107
Neato. Thanks lads.

>>10958096
That's what I mean, they're always awful, even when making something normal. They overcook the steak, use too much pepper, burn the sauce...

Do the people that make these videos know what food is for?

>>10958119
it's called steak au poivroir and it's good

>>10958125
>steak au poivroir
I know how to cook steak au poivre; that is a bad attempt to cook steak au poivre.

There is nothing wrong with steak and there is nothing wrong with a pan sauce. There is something wrong with an overcooked steak and a burned pan sauce.

>>10956039
why

>>10957076
The vegan fish and chips was even gayer, I reckon.

>>10958152

>>10957147
It was a train horn pointing at the window. Put your face up to a train horn some time and then say it's just a honk.

>>10957291
>>10957153

>work hard at your shitty job
>get done early
>less hourly wage
>paid less
>for working hard

>>10958329
It's a nation-wide contest they have for the workers. I worked there when I was like 17 so I don't really remember too much of it, but it had something to do with how fast you could make a few pepperoni pizzas. I think there was a cash prize or something.

>>10954322
They ruin these with the well don't at the end.

>>10956008
Take it easy, roastie toasty
It's just a prank lol

>>10956175
This is done on purpose for the texture.

>>10955244
Holy shit do I hate these videos to begin with, and then to really turn up the despicable-ness, they waste a shit load of food.
Our cultulre is fading fast when the "LOOK AT ME" becomes more important than the product or success.

>>10955848
In short, no.
Not a doctor or anything, but I'm under the impression that loss of function is because his brain was damaged in the region that controls that limb.
>nowjusttositbackandwaitforsomeonetolookuptherealanswer

>>10956934
Hey you dumb bitch, they make things called round pans.

>>10957161
Aaaah fuck. I too remember when movies were good.
Why does everything suck for the last 10 years?

>>10958932
Do you not see the problem with using a round pan for that?

>>10958085
>>10955911
Charcoal that had the black shit ran out of it under water I think.

>>10958902
>Our cultulre is fading fast
has been said for hundreds of years

>>10954188
Just recycle your Ja/ck/ ones.

>>10954374
it's an iron maiden for hot dogs

>>10959205
Nah, I'm running iOS and .webm isn't supported.

>>10958329
>be absolute best at making pizzas
>never ever get promoted to management because the store depends on you specifically

>>10955920
Oh shit, they made another one? These are much better with the awful French accent.

>>10956060
>>10956096
What's wrong with that? He garnished it with scallions. That makes it fancy.

>>10956332
This is why 9/11 happened.

>>10958913
I didn't see the update on Jack. What fully happened? All I saw last was that he had a stroke and went to the hospital.

>>10955920
Eh. How long ago did the trend of nouvelle cuisine (sp?) end? Of course it had to come back, there was never a doubt.

>>10956264
>What's your job?
>It's similar to watching paint dry

>>10958164
this wins the cringe of the year award

>>10959526
He injected a bottle of Jack's Best and cut off the flow of blood to his brain. The show is basically the same except he doesn't use his right side.

>>10958939
Right on with you Boomer.

>>10954027
Well that was retarded and a let down

Suck a dick OP

>>10959708

>>10956039
how much sodium do you think is in that meal

>>10956332
Being American fucking rules.

>>10959709
cringe, what's the fucking point on doing 100 layers when you cant even do one right?

>>10959709
y

>>10959205
How this guy is still alive.

>>10959791
It seems he may well not be for much longer

>>10959747
Enough to kill a cow

>>10959205
1.) take some beans
2.) ruin them

>>10959793
How so? I still remember that chicken barely touched the pan that still was raw and there was blood in it and eating it.

>>10959811
He had a massive stroke recently, lost the use of one of his arms.

>>10959709
>mirrion tousand forded lasagna!

But seriously:
>Simmering sauce for 2hrs
>Make béchamel and sauce separately
>Mix them together when layering
>Almost no cheese compared to total volume of this monstrosity

At this point it's just wasting resources. Did western society did this?

>>10959872
Damn. Guess he gets what you gets to cook like utter shit.

>>10960014
all the edges are crunchy and burnt because of bad coverage, there is absolutely no cheese, I bet it's dry and flavorless, I hate these fucking cooking tutorials.

>>10960090
holy fuck why

>>10960090
Fucking atrocious.

>>10954404
Because this is a cooking board? Are you literally mentally challenged?

>>10960123
Why not post with sound instead?

>>10960129
because there's no audio allowed on /ck/?

Where do you think you are?

>>10960090
>All that just to make imitation cheese

>>10960142
could be worse

>>10960100
Won't know why until I know how it tastes. Might taste awesome, making it worth the effort. Who knows.

>>10960150
Holy shit, over an hour to make some shitty fake eggs. Why would you think this is a good idea

>>10960155
Might taste awesome, won't taste like cheese

>>10959747
9 sodiums

>>10960159
It's a novelty to impress Greg's bitchy new boyfriend at your bi-weekly brunch. Not a meal you make on the regular.

>>10960090
What's the difference between reserved cooking water and regular water?

>>10960188
The reserved water is full of starch and stuff from the boiling veg/nuts

>>10960133
Sorry, for a second I thought we were on blacked.com where audio is indeed allowed (even recommended in my humble opinion)

>>10960188
you get a little extra flavor/stuff from whatever you boiled it in

Vegan food: Blended nutritional yeast and nuts with varied herbs and spices.

>>10960203
i'm not sure what you expect when you take animal products out of your diet
what do you think they eat, dirt? plastic? rocks?

>>10960208
>>10960203

>>10960190
>spreads like butter
>melts like butter
>tastes like butter
so why don't use just a normal butter?

>>10960227
Normal butter involves the enslavement of cows

>>10960014
Isnt it supposed to go sauce>noodle>cheese/bechamel/ricotta>noodle - repeat

>>10960211
>TFW you have to add "nooch" to everything you eat so you get enough nutrients to prevent your body from shutting down

>>10960167
That's likely true.

>>10957291
unironically this

>>10954374
this is fucked

>>10960244
It is

>>10960090
God I fucking hate vegans. Fucking hypocritical virtue signaling fucks

>>10960184
So Ive had vegan chicken nuggets and shit like that from the store before. They at least make an effort to make them taste like chicken by adding some flavoring to it. How the fuck does this taste anything similar to a crabcake? Vegans are trash

>>10960211
Why are vegans so against gluten?

>>10960364
Half the time when they mean it taste like something it just has the texture of

>>10957164
and why is he recording this? he thinks anyone will be on his side for being a ass to a old lady working for minimum wage?

>>10958932
The cake rises up near the edges and don't sit perfectly flat like it would if you cut a circle out of larger cake.

>>10960364
>vegan chicken nuggets

I now know these exist. I hate you for that.

>>10960461
My best friends GF was a vegetarian in college so Ive sampled some of these peoples foods. It honestly tasted like a low quality chicken nugger to me. Funny thing is, this girl and her roommate were both vegetarians but when wed party and get wasted, on the way back to the apartment theyd both get shit like chic fil a.

>>10958939
>UHF
>Funny
Eww, i bet you like Carrot Top too

>>10960478
They're basically social vegetarians. They want to appear vegetarians to their friends and on Instagram but when no one is looking they'll eat whatever they want. Also why not just call them tofu nuggets instead of vegan chicken nuggets, Jesus Christ

>>10960478
Nothing you do whilst dtunk counts

>>10960585
>can't get pregnant, 'cause I'm drunk

>>10960599
That's why the morning after pill exists

>>10960090
There's no way that yellow sludge tastes like cheese? Does it taste like cheese?

>>10960605
make it and let us know

>>10960435
Yeah he is a delusional nutbag, everyone just came out against him for acting like a complete tool

>>10959384
Which ones have you seen?

>>10959709
I've got a better recipe.

>>10956513
>be at Starbucks drive thru
>decide to prank the attendant
>blast hardcore Sean Cody/Helix Studio porn in the car and pull up to the window
>loud asf moaning and dirty talks
>turned out the attendant is this adorable little twink boy
>"here's your strawberry fr-"
>his eyes widen as he processes the noises that's going on in the background
>"f-frap, s-sir"
>I ask "did you remember to put in 5 scoops of protein like I asked?"
>he visibly blushes, "y-yes"
>mfw
>"thanks for the drink babe"
>drive off

>>10960629
>Epicmealtime

What is this? 2012?

>>10960659
>Ok, this is epic.

>>10960659
Do I need an older meme?

>>10956513
they have donuts at red robin?

>>10958453
>slam with ax twice
>even more crystalline cleavage
Dumb

>>10960090
Just eat cheese you FUCKS.

>>10960753

>>10959205
of course jack has a slapchop

>>10958913
>not a doctor either just long nights working emergency, and fine I'll google it too lazy ass
The doctors stressed getting clot busters in the patients early; to them, after 4 hours, the function is lost for good.

That said, most of the patients I saw for stroke were 70+ and Jack is a little younger, so his brain would be a little more hardy (I mean, physically at least). There are of course stories of people regaining function after a big stroke because of this. Might have a shot to get some movement back from physical therapy?

>>10958164
tf is a plant milk?

>>10960628
They'd only made like three last time I checked. There was the American single cheese board and the Pop-Tart, and I don't remember the other one.

>>10960478
My ex gf was vegetarian, so I've tried quite a few meat substitutes. Gardein fake beef tips and Quorn fake grilled chicken were actually pretty good. Once we broke up, I never bought it again because that shit's expensive, but I didn't mind having to cook with it. Any and all fake bacon can go fuck itself. though.

>>10960239
This looks good

>>10961211
I have eye cancer now.

>>10959791
I wonder how many times he was almost run over as a kid.

>>10956332
Can I just go and get spanked? do I have to eat any of that shit?

>>10954322
is this an American thing?

>>10957493
the stupid fuck is still eating stroke fuel, he just needs to go full vegan if he wants to recover

>>10955244
>all that work for soggy tomato sauce soaked bread
just use fresh toast lmao

>>10955110
Mom made these when i was a kid. Worst thing ive ever eaten and the most traumatizing lunch of my young life

>>10961398
Why would becoming an ideological sociopath help heal a stroke?

>>10961471
because basically all the animal products he eats increase the risk of a stroke

>>10960239
That nips a hack

>>10955848
He'll regain function soon I'm sure. If you watch his latest video he says he's starting to eat healthy now, more pork rinds, beef jerky, and nuts. And he's praying pretty hard too.

>>10960878
Again, I don't know, but....
I would reason physical therapy rehabs the limb. Whats damaged is the brain. So, I don't think so.
But again, I'm just talking out of my ass.
>eat healthier, stop smoking, etc.

>>10960694
Holy shit is that jeb bush?

>>10961652
>healthy
>pork rinds
>beef jerky
How could an adult human be this stupid?

>>10958945
>>10960445
And then you cut the top to be even, far less waste.
>also
Fuck both of you for trying to "correct" me and then spouting dumb shit.

>>10961652
Damn he might just die by the end of the year at this rate

>>10961652
Would prayer work for a guy that wants to napalm palestine?

>>10961690
You tell 'em gurl!

>>10958164
>>10956961
jesus tapdancing christ

>>10959709
that's pretty cool but it looks like shit.

>>10961498
Cause sugar comes mostly from animal sources, right?

I can see how being a vegan makes you slightly less likely to be murdered by failed vegan youtubers, well unless you're a dog.

>>10960461
That one dish has more soy than what the average (non american) human eats in a lifetime

>>10957153
is he trying to impress the white girl?

>>10961672
True -- he has damage to his motor cortex and that's what's causing it here. From what I've read you can get other areas of the cortex or overall brain to pick up the slack - the physical therapy would be an attempt to coax it into doing so, with no guarantees

>>10957153
>wasting tons of cheese
>misplaced pepperoni
>probably didn't get laid with the chick
All for 7.25 per hour

>>10955278
I am actually diabetic, and just watching this put me into a diabetic coma for nearly seven hours.

>>10960090
...aaaand I'm out. I wanted to make it to the end of the thread but I fear for my eternal soul if I watch any more abominations like this.

>>10961652
This is just fucking sad.

>>10957159

Oh fuck, is this UHF?

>>10955116
wife material

>>10961211
Penguin of Doom.

>>10960778
Why? Cheese tastes completely different. That's like telling someone who made mayonnaise to just eat trail mix.

>>10960763
Finally, some people cooking at normal speed. All these brain-dead vegans in slow motion were bugging me.

>>10954196
does he really need to wear an apron for that?

>>10956017
I know that feel
>squeezing literal pieces of coal out yer ass

>>10954374
Lost it at the unexpected Satanic condiments

>>10960227
you can't be sanctimonious about normal butter

>>10956580
No.

>>10959205
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

>>10960090
>grilled cashew+carrot smoothie sandwich

>>10960190
Isn't this basically just homemade margarine with a few gay vegan ingredients? I find it weird how they can't just call things what they are, instead of speaking in meat analogies

>>10962321
No. This retains the whole ingredients. Margarine is extracted and emulsified vegetable fat.

>>10960629
Honestly, I would rather eat this than that tryhard mirrion times forded lasagna

>>10954196
who cut the cheese?
Lol

>>10960184
>Vegan
>Old Bay Seasoning
LOL

>>10960364
your organs start to shut down on a vegan diet and you lose your sense of taste

>>10954027
did this nibba really make the fucking sundae that spongebob made in that one old ass episode?

>>10960090
thats not grilled cheese you fucks

>>10961652

>>10959526
well you pretty much got it. he cant use his right arm now, and while with physical therapy he could regain some function he is most likely perma disabled

>>10960478
we call those flexitarians

>>10961398
changing your diet will not reverse the damage done, only help prevent future strokes

>>10961702
he's a holy christian warrior of course it will work

>>10955848
I hope not.

>>10956070
Best part of cooking in a simple pan is mixing flavors together in the process. You have to be special kind of retard to use that pan.

>>10957966
I can smell the shitty food from up here.

>>10960150
S.oy welp there we go now we know who they are.

>>10960368
Gluten is racist and homophobic and ableist, somehow.

>>10960211
In all fairness those three examples didn't look so bad. I don't imagine they TASTE the same, but...

>>10960461
Vegan chicken nuggets without chicken just fucking name it something else cause it doesn't contain any chicken.

>>10960478
>chicken nugger
That meme feels ancient at this point.

>>10956532
wanna hug? :>

>>10962848
Not a meme.

>>10962953
the point of a wrapper like a bun, a tortilla, a corn shell, is that you don't get your fingers fucking greasy and dirty. why the fuck make it greasy friend chicken you hold?

>>10955848
thankfully he will, gotta keep them fresh new webms coming from somewhere

>>10960211
why the fuck did they waste so much yeast in this video

>>10960211
>adds umami flavor
>contains no MSG
Am I an idiot? I thought MSG was the responsible for umami, what does this mean?

>>10962670

>>10961652
I thought you were joking
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lswtP51NgA

>>10963025
msg is a source of umami in the form of glutamate. other ingredients contain glutamate, msg is just a refined salt form of it.

>>10963025
They're just splitting hairs, glutamic acid is the thing that produces umami, and nutritional yeast is full of it. MSG is glutamic acid + sodium to make an easy to use powder that turns back into glutamic acid when you eat it.

>>10960127
>water squeezed out of potatoes is the shade of sewage
>still don't rinse them
What the fuck?

>>10954674
oh he's written it down

>>10955088
>eating frozen coal paste
i bet it tastes like an ashtray

>>10963037
>brand new cutting board
well that's a good investment

>>10956513
it was just a prank bro

>>10962874

>>10956332
Goddamn it I fucking hate Americans

>>10960090
That looks fucking rancid.

>>10961211
lol so random XDDDD

>>10963103
They have never tried tequila or spirits before. Whiskey is one of the good drinks out there.

>>10955068
>Suddenly reminded of various webms that take place in Mexico and China
>almost gag

>>10956014
civilized people

>>10956281
fucking disgusting

this kind of shit is why no one respects America

>>10960368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798

>>10961097
if the fda has its way any time soon the answer is not a thing

>>10963265
God I want to rip his/her asshole apart.

>>10960763
>gets paid $20 for 12h work day

>>10961211
This is like someone who loves Family Guy decided to parody HowToBasic. The "joke" goes on far too long.

>>10963231
This might actually not be terrible.

>>10957628
?

>>10956039
Did Filthy Frank make this?

>>10955088
>brown hands

>>10963251
this is so sad, can we

>>10955068
mmmm steamed hams!!.

>>10955088
>no soy

>>10955106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog

>>10955157
It doesnt work that way

>>10963199
Jack daniels is some of the worst whiskey around though.

>>10960090
>>10959709
>>10959708
>>10958164
>>10957966
>>10956961
>>10956281
>>10955244
>>10955157
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>>10955088
No one actually cooks this shit right? No one would spend that much prep work for mediocre food right?

>>10956351
Kill this faggot

>>10957966
fucks sake just deglaze with wine or stock then add a bit of cream.
What a coagulated mess.

>>10954027
thats the shit

>>10960127
>'cheddar'
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THOSE SINGLES ARE NOT FUCKING CHEDDAR, YOU GODDAMNED HEATHENS

>>10964060
>>10964060
Easy negroid. Its only smells.

>>10962953
>no meat
Discarded.