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Huh?

>> No.10959476

>>10959466
SUSHI!

>> No.10959487

>>10959466
How much for fish on rice, Piano Teeth?

>> No.10959502

>>10959487
Going for $300. You think you could maybe borrow me some money? He won't let me leave without making rice for 10 years

>> No.10959519

>>10959502
>$300
They use dorrars in Japan (Nihon) now?
In any case you'll be getting no money out of me you shovel toothed gook.
Good day to you, Sir.

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10959527

>>10959466
>I have alzheimers ask me anything
>Uhh weren't you that famous sushi chef?
>i dont remember

>> No.10959534

>>10959519
Tell my family I love them. Please send help.

>> No.10959544

>week old uncle ben rice
>canned tuna
>low sodium soy sauce
>latvian horseradish coloured green
>the local car tire store gives them a ’food star’
Duh muh ebin sushi bro

>> No.10959581

>>10959502
Relax, he'll teach you how to make sushi after that

>> No.10959592

>>10959581
I don't have 30 years of spare time

>> No.10959598

>>10959592
>spare time
nigga, you won't become shokunin talking like that. i could have you washing rice for your whole life.

>> No.10959623

>>10959544
>local car tire store
Holy shit my absolute blasted lungs kek