/ck/ - Food & Cooking

BRO

DUDE I SMOKE WEED WHAT SHOULD I EAT LOL

DUDE I GOT THE MUNCHIESSS LOL

>>10957741
>>10957743
>>10957746
I asked for this I know, but please show mercy with actual good food suggestions

There's a stereotype that stoners love tacos. Maybe make a bunch with various greasy fillings and have a generous amount of beer with them.

>>10957749
haha idk man im so high i can't really think

>>10957749
9mm tastes pretty good

>>10957755
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>>10957758
Why cant you mix in the mocking with actual suggestions?

>>10957762
DUDE why can't you just chill out and smoke a bowl bruh just one toke it'll calm you down, make you more peaceful and cure all of your cancer cells.
When I get the #EpicMunchies I always snack on a weed brownie it really takes the edge off dude

>>10957762
I was being serious about the tacos. A fried fish taco comes to mind.

>>10957736
>walmart
>buy 2x bulk fresh chicken breasts that come in 5 pounds $2/pound -$20
>$10 worth of mediocre rice which will last you a whole week and some -$10
>carton of egg, flour, soy sauce -$10
Eat eggs with rice and a dash of soy sauce every breakfast as well as leftovers. Grill the chicken breast and eat for lunch. Coat the chicken cubes in flour and egg/milk and fry; take out when crispy and toss in honey/soy sauce combo for dinner. Fry up a coated breast and eat half for for breakfast with your egg and rice and use the other half for a sandwich/salad/quesadilla. Many options to live like a peasant.

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>>10957787
Kill yourself redditor

>>10957787
I alreafy have a ton of food. this is just food to enjoy

>>10957741
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>>10957746
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>>10957774
yep
that's a virgin. how do you socialize if you hate weed lmao. it makes you look cringey

>>10957793
na ur cringe af

>>10957800
Dubs of truth

>>10957791
Fuck off and while you're at it, kill yourself.

>>10957736
Haven't tried them yet, but picked this up last night.
https://groceries.asda.com/product/chicken/asda-world-flavours-chicken-wings/1000051448248

Get a big pack of bottle mineral water and keep at least one bottle in the fridge, it's a godsend when you have dry mouth, especially with the heat waves at the moment.

Most super markets have packs of 5 donuts for like 50p / 60p. Those go down well.

Cook up a whole chicken, roast it for 1 hour 20 minutes. Have some fresh Tiger baguette or wraps so you can just chuck some chicken in them with lettuce and your favourite sauces.

Chuck some sausages in the over too.
big bag of hash browns. The asda ones are shit but Sainburys have amazing frozen has browns.
Grapes too.

>>10957793
yep bro every social bro ever smokes the herb, its not like only losers smoke it lol everyone does it bro u a virgin? snap bro thats going in my virgin compilation bro

>>10957821
my gf thinks you sound like an incel

>>10957805
Get it through your thick head already.
I lead a far richer social life and have a great deal of charisma, moreso than you, thanks to weed. Nothing will ever bridge the gap between us, and that goes for the other virgins in this thread.

Anti-drug (especially anti-weed) sentiments betray a low SMV.

>>10957805
Why are you so hostile? Its not my fault you are a virgin
>>10957821
cringe

>>10957835
uhm my wifes son (half black, once you go.. yeah you get it kiddo) wants to bet you up so yeah guess thats game over for you son

>>10957843
*mirror* owned

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>>10957821
Summerfags.

haha yeah bro i can't stand being around other people unless im high as fuck lol
just buy some chips and eat out with friends, they'll usually cover for you

>>10957736
Frozen beans and toast
Fresh beans and toast
Toast bean smoothie
Bean and toast crisps
Beer battered beans and toast

>>10957800
What's cringe in this board atm is over use of the cringe comp pics, fast food threads, sip memes, vark memes, that namefag who talks about his imaginary wife, the wojak and pepe memes, instant ramen topics, the normie inability to understand even slightly how to balance out shitposts with serious posts to make a board work, and woah weed memes. You're like the invading muslims of Europe and this board is Sweden. You're not punching down here, you're punching up from a fucking grave of a board. It's like the boards tactics are to be so unworkably shit, people deflect off it to go to Reddit, then think it's won.

OP, whatever the fuck your numbers were. I assume you just want reminders of various shit/easy tier munch food that wont kill you. Tescos does tins of fish for sixty p in very nice sauces (recommend teriyaki, is salty and nice with rice, basmati or gtfo). Their tinned beef rogan josh is nice too. Crackers with branston beans, cheddar and raw onion is so morish stoned. Smoked mackerel/beef on mini gem lettuce leaves with sauces and pickled jalapeno. Pickled jalapeno, cheddar, sauces, southern fried chicken pieces, gem lettuce, onion, tortilla wraps. Don't forget if you like covfefe, sugar and milk. Various nuts. Marmite, butter n bread. OH! Fucking ice cream, obv don't forget that, actually, mixing a nice strawberry ice cream with unsweetened Greek yoghurt and skimmed filtered milk is amazing, or tweak to your pref ofc. I'm pissed atm and stopped smoking like 10 years ago, I forget the necessities. God speed dickhead.

>>10957741
Me hungry.

>>10957967
*SNAP*

Fellow UK pothead here.

Pic related will leave you with enough change for a pack of Rizla.

I have carefully selected these to give maximum variety to meet the needs of todays fast-paced dope smoker lifestyle.

>>10958001
That would have been perfect 10 minutes ago you goof, decided to go with this

Ichiban ramen original
pork gyoza from frozen section
Eggs
Crushed red pepper to taste
Soy sauce just a splash
Mirin just a splash
Really good olive oil. Top shelf shit. Put a splash in of that.
Green onions
Garlic 1-2 cloves minced
Red wine vinegar just a splash

Literally the best high food and easy as fuck to make. Literally cannot fuck it up as it all goes into one boiling pot.

>>10958007
Yours is probably a lot healthier to be honest, there's not a single fresh piece of fruit or a vegetable in mine. Mine is basically a load of sweets and some instant noodles and frozen pizza to pad it out.

>>10957736
Buy some orchy bottles for ya new buge numb nuts. Seagull some garden hose from your neighbours yard, don't bother going to Bunnings to get a whole fucken roll too expensive.
Go see your local sambo or some other coon and get a q of wicked buds off him, then your set for the week. Duck down the paki shop for a curry when you got the munchies

>>10958033
>curry
Or just get a cheeky samosa or a cheese naan if your feeling pov

>>10958018
I was hoping to come on here with people giving me a huge list of obscure tasty fruits and snacks and tasty bakery food etc. Yours was literally the only helpful answer.

>>10958033
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>>10958040
My posts were super-helpful you ingrate poofter, who doesn't like chain-smoking some billies and then smashing a cheese naan? Pommies sure have changed, you used to be abit cool

>>10958055
Sorry cunt, I don't speak Lebo.

>>10958061
>Lebo
I'm not a brownie dune coon numb nuts

>>10957736
I can't be arsed with a whole shopping list or whatever but I will give you some cheap and delicious shit to eat while stoned.

Tomato mozzarella sandwich:
Kind of a basic bitch thing but if you use high quality ingredients it's gonna be the bomb.
Balsamico vinegar, basil, tomato and mozzarella on a kaiser roll. Just make sure to use high quality ingredients and you'll see that even the most basic shit can be a culinary experience.

Next up Nacho's:
Now what's so special about these boys? The dip. You gotta make it yourself, which can require some effort, especially stoned, but you can make it in bulk and it'll last you through the week.
Ground beef, bacon, olives, chives, cheddar, some cream, a shot of beer to taste, jalapenos, a little bit of lemon to keep it fresh, garlic, onions and add salsa to that to keep things fresh and filling.

Last but not least:
Bean salad.
Once again, I'm hitting you with foods you can make in bulk that all provide uniquie experiences, not fast food or w/e.
Don't like it? Fuck off then.
Red beans, canned corn, red onions, olives, red paprika, tomato, cucumber, feta cheese, lemon juice, olive oil, salt and pepper. To taste you can add some kind of meat, I'd go with chicken or pulled pork but anything goes really provided you keep it fresh and light.

>>10958070
Let's get a few things straight here, 'cobber'.

1. AC/DC are shit
2. A big fucking mountain called Olowongaloonga or whatever is not a fucking tourist attraction.
3. You're all criminals

>>10958076
nacho cheese is way too difficult, I usually just melt mozzarella on tortilla chips in the oven, tastes great but the cheese hardens again way to fast

>>10958082
If you don't wanna put in effort, don't come to the most elitist, stuck up cooking board there is.
Also trust me, it's worth the effort, especially since you can make a huge bowl and it'll keep a week if refrigerated.

>>10958078
>1. AC/DC are shit
>2. A big fucking mountain called Olowongaloonga or whatever is not a fucking tourist attraction.
>3. You're all criminals
Can't argue with that. Great pic I actually loled

>>10958087
>the most elitist, stuck up cooking board there is

>muh shilling
>muh Jack threads
>muh shilling
>muh go vegan everyone threads
>muh shilling

Yup, real hotbed of cutting edge culinary discourse.

>>10957736
Buy lots of vinegar and drink it

If that doesn't kill you then just kys in another way

>>10957758
>9mm
>implying the limey faggot that is op can get his hands on a gun, let alone a butter knife

dude there's WEED on that pizza lmao

>>10958078
ac/dc are THE shit ;-)