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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Has food ever made you orgasm?

>> No.10957333

Yes

>> No.10957341

>>10957330
Yes. English cucumber hits the prostate. Wash it off, back in the fridge. Family eats it for dinner in the salad.

>> No.10957347
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>>10957341

>> No.10957349

>>10957347
Solo ass play is not gay.

>> No.10957375

>>10957330
usually my eyes go wide and I make a loud "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM" sounds to notify the tables around me of my pleasurable meal, the flavors mixing together is just that unbelievable and delicious.

>> No.10957489
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>>10957330
>I'll have what she's having!

>> No.10957683

>>10957330
God Joey is such a glutton

>> No.10958095

BBQ CHICKEN!!

>> No.10958098

>>10957330
If you makr solution of cayenne pepper and coconut oil and use it as lube, it will make you all tingly down there.
Just dont ovedue it with pepper otherwise it will burn.

>> No.10958369

>be me, femanon ,17
>winter time
>finish school
>get high on the way home
>no money to buy water
>go home
>tfw no food
>mom comes with a bunch of grocery bags
>juicy orange winks.jpg
>bite with the peel still on
>"Its alive.I can feel it"
Best.feeling.ever.

>> No.10958399

>>10958369
You have an awesome mom

>> No.10959772

>>10958369
what the hell are juicy orange winks?

>> No.10959783

>>10959772
He forgot the "t".

>> No.10959786

>>10958369
id upvote you if, you know, it came with cursing your entire bloodline with misfortune.

>> No.10959794

>but watermelon
>make hole
>fug
>???nut?

>> No.10959868

>>10959794
You gay as fuck. Why fuck the watermelon but when there's a perfectly watermelon bucci?

>> No.10960322

>>10959772
It means that i saw an orange, and it was freshly picked from the tree. Goddamn it are 4channers really retarded or do they try hard to?

>> No.10960331

>>10959786
Sadly you can't upvote me can you?

>> No.10960348

>>10957330
Eating tight pussy always makes me orgasm and her!

>> No.10960349

>>10958399
Thanks anon. Actually the best out there. Total /pol/ dreamgirl, married to an alpha, has four european succesful white kids, far right ideologist, conservative, keeps tradition and values alive. Too sad her daughter would do drugs to get a broader scope on science and philosophy...

>> No.10960365

>>10958369
The only winking I know is when I stimulate girls clit with my thumb while in the missionary position. They wink like a horse in HEAT.

>> No.10960415

>>10960365
Did you guys ever consider that there is a life apart from a degene/r/ate constructed society?

>> No.10960424
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>>10957330
for me it's the mcchicken, makes me 'gasm every time!

>> No.10960427

>>10960415
What did you answer to your own applicable question?

>> No.10960495

>>10960322
Then maybe you should have written that instead of "juicy orange winks.jpg" you dumb junkie slut.

>> No.10960559

>>10960349
kek. The right literally BTFO with parody!

>> No.10960566

>>10957349
>putting phallic-like objects in your asshole is not gay

>> No.10960816

>>10957330
First time I ever ate pussy I came in my pants.
Does that count?

>> No.10960864

>>10960424
does anyone else get alot of gas from the mcchicken?

>> No.10961173

>>10960864
Nope. Only taco bell does that.

>> No.10961626

I don't fuck the pie.

>> No.10961653

>>10960566
Does solo dick play mean you like dick?

>> No.10961911

I had a seared grouper with a honey and wine sauce on top of a little bit of mashed potatoes and got fucking hard under the table. Best meal by far

>> No.10962548

>>10960816
Reoent

>> No.10962556

>>10962548
*Repent

>> No.10962835

>>10957330
Is joey still alive?

>> No.10962847
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>>10962835
Are any of us truly alive? WOO WOO WOO!

>> No.10962849

no but i have eaten things that were better than sex

>> No.10963205

>>10957347
>that book on the right
>nevernig
kek

>> No.10963207

>>10957330
Yes, my goat used to make me orgasm all the time.

>> No.10963222

>>10961911
that sounds fantastic
where'd you have it?

>> No.10963235

>>10958369
>buying water

>> No.10963238

>>10960322
Idk, you're here, you tell us

>> No.10963248

>>10960816
ARREPIENTATE

>> No.10963275

>>10957341
Had a similar experience with a carrot
10/10 would recommend

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>>10963235
>drinking "tap water"

>> No.10964728

First time I made risotto properly

>> No.10965772

>>10964623
>Living in a 3rd world shithole