/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Jew bread

fried shark egg

Jew egg

shark jew

>>10952921
looks like Sfogliatella
a very delicious italian pasty with lovely flakey layers, its a tricky dough to make and basicly as old scool italian bakeries eigther downsize, close, or bakers get too old its slowly disapearing or being replaced with shitty factory made.....its also just not trendy like a cronut or whatever bs DA is peddling to the hipsters, its just an oldschool italian classic

sfogliatella, a neapolitan dessert
breddy good

>>10952942
>>10952944

>>10952940

>>10952921
shfooyadell

>>10952987
I would fuck the shit outta Carm, fuck all consequences

>>10952944
>Neapolitan
>no chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavors in sight

>>10952987
This looks like a Sears commercial.

>>10952921
big slop o shit lol

>>10952921
I love these little niggas. I got a bakery near me that does them homemade. The stuff in the middle is so good and citrus-ey.

>>10952942
That's sad, but that's just economics for you

lobster tail

>>10952921
Looks like Trumps hair.

>>10952944
>sfogliatella
gesundheit

>>10954058
came here to post this

>>10952995
hi furio

>>10952921

Fat croissant

>>10952987
gobbledygook

>>10954165
thanks for letting us know

>>10954875
you're welcome, watch the thread if you'd like to see more

>>10954058
kek, needs a yarmulke though ;)

>>10954881
no thanks I've seen you be gay enough for today

>>10954892
well fuck off elsewhere then, because the gay only just begun

>>10954058
>>10954165
Based and cringepilled

But which end do you eat first?

>>10952921
does it come with dipping sauce?

>>10952921
I eat those every saturday with an espresso at 7am in a downtown cafe. This one is pretty burnt and fucked up looking though, this is right>>>> >>10952944

>>10955444
>>10952944
>>10952942

how do you guys even learn about something like this? do you just go into a bakery and start asking questions about random stuff or what?

it's a "sfogliatella riccia" One of the best dessert in existence, super crunchy with ricotta based filling.

>>10955666
> how do you guys even learn about something like this?

I'm Italian and probably they are too

>>10955791
>I'm Italian and probably they are too
That's disgusting, I'm sorry about your genetic disability.

>>10952942
Italian bakeries are gross dude, just sugar, sugar, sugar, artless overuse of sugar, low-tier chocolate shells, and usually a bunch of nasty fucked up looking food coloring too. Cannoli? Fuck cannoli. Fake imitation vanilla extract flavor, mascarpone that tastes like it's got chalk in it, dusted with sugar that's soaked in condensation by the time someone gets around to buying it. Everything is way the fuck too big, like, ok I'm supposed to be impressed that you think I want to eat a 2 pound puck of mealy cloying paste that's been sitting in a refrigerator case for 2 days? Did you actually say how many pounds do I want? Do I look like an overfed cop or something? If you say "I just want one" they look at you like you're trying to rob the place.

Not to mention those places are always in the most weird, pedestrian-unfriendly areas, the kinds of NIMBY shit holes where they run down cyclists for fun and if you walk there from the nearest subway line (about a 20 minute walk on average, usually requires a shortcut through a dump truck parking lot or a cemetery), you're drenched in sweat by the time you get there and they look at you like you're crazy because you were supposed to park out front in your 1970s gas guzzler with anti-abortion bumper stickers all over it.

Fucking nasty, and I've been to all the "authentic" ones in Bensonhurst and Arthur Avenue, not just the Mott Street crap. Nasty coffee, nasty food, nasty rude old ladies and mafia looking dudes who bark at you in Brooklynese or Bronxese, whoa, so authentic, I love being talked to like a misbehaving child. Terrible burned stale coffee. And of course it's usually cash only unless you spend 20 bucks, on the bright side that probably buys you enough to feed the entire night shift at the local precinct.

That shit might have flown in the 50s when it was competing with Betty Crocker boxed crap but not anymore. Bring on the Dominique Ansels, thanks in advance.

>>10955871
t. Lost his gf to an italian chad and decides to vent about it on a TX mountain oyster harvesting/recipe board

>>10955871
>being talked to like a misbehaving child.

did it hurt your feelies?

>>10955795
keep telling it yourself boi :^)

>>10955871
Is this a real Generation Z vegan in the wild? Jesus, talk about entitlement.
>cycling
Confirmed gay. Stick with Dunkin Donuts.

>>10956306
>Generation Z
I'm 42 though
>vegan
Yes, I ate food that wasn't McDonalds today. By the standards of this board I might as well be Ingrid Newkirk

>>10956452
We got it, you're a massive faggot.

>>10952954
You just know.

shfoyadell

>>10955871
All of that sounds amazing when contrasted with supporting abortion. Kill yourself, you just mind end up killing a child if you don't.

>>10956452
>I'm 42 though
>that 42 year old liberal zoomer who's gay af
lmao

>>10952963

Gabagool is better though

>>10955871
This reads like a gay blogpost but you're right except for the
>NIMBY
shit. Italian bakeries in the Northeast are overrated, just like all of the "Italian" restaurants and pizzerias.

>>10952921
It's a croissant with one end bitten off numb nuts

>>10955871
I liked it

>>10957505
>talking in zoomer slang
>calls others zoomers as an insult

>>10955871
>where they run down cyclists for fun
If you're on the road you deserve to be run down you autistic

>>10952942
>>10952944
You, I like you two!
I've learned a new thing today.

>>10959410
You, I like you two
I'm not even gonna bother telling you to go back to R*ddit. Let's be honest, most /ck/ users these days are R*ddit trash like you.

>>10959443
Forgot to greentext the first line. Whatever.

>>10959443
Huh?

>>10959451
Fat nigger phone posters need to leave

>>10959443
Oh noes, people showing appreciation triggers you!

>>10959462
Lmao, why do all r*dditors talk the same way? Do you even realise you're doing it? You can't write a single post without a r*ddit cliché

>>10959472
Lol fat nigger phoneposter can’t even type reddit

>>10959479
It's probably a nervous tic.
He's triggered by appreciation and the word "reddit".

>>10955871
Nice

>>10959489
Answer me: >>10959472
Do you realise you're doing it?

He's persistent though, like an angry 12 year old wanting a chocolate bar.

>>10959472
You remind me of yuros obsessing over the United States. Why can't you get reddit out of your thoughts?

>>10952921
It looks like the poop emoji baked into pastry

>>10959513
>mommy will never tell you that you've been good enough to get a candy bar from the snack door ever again

>>10959531
Anon I... I'm jealous of the cameraderie and playful banter they have, I feel small, ugly and inadequate in comparison. I feel I must belittle others in order to feel good about myself.

>>10959365
bikes legally cant be ridden on the pavement

>>10955871
>Italian bakeries are gross
>I've been to all the "authentic" ones in Bensonhurst and Arthur Avenue
Oh my god are Americans really like this or is it an old copypasta? Of course your greasy imitations of foreign food are gross, what the fuck.

It looks like that one particular brand of shitty pre-made biscuits. The one that poofs up in tiny little layers that you can individually peel off while you eat, except then your mother tells you to stop playing with your food, and you're like "Mom no you made the special biscuits" but you get sent to your room anyway, but luckily you've surreptitiously hidden several of the peculiar biscuits in your pocket, so you sit in your room peeling off all the layers, and this is why you have dermatillomania.

>>10959619
what the fuck is a snack door and do white people really do this?

>>10959630
... I also delete my more embarrassing posts.
Oh the shame, the shame.

>>10960267
who are you. this is literally me.dermatillomania is a living nightmare

>>10957498
Are there really people on 4chan who are pro-life, or are you just fishing for (You)s?

>>10955871
>where they run down cyclists for fun
Literally nothing wrong with this

>>10959619
>Mommy will never let you succ her warm milkies ever again.

>>10955666
Imagine the fedora on this lad

It's drumpf's combover

>>10960681
pls no...