/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10955102

>>10955109
>soy

>>10955126
Every time I see this picture it reminds me of my own glasses and beard haha :)

>>10955102
Stop making beer threads with that meme garbage. How about if you don't have a new beer you just opened and took a pic of, don't start a beer thread?

>G-gotta have my sugar!
>So what if sugary cereals are designed for kids, I'm a grown (wo|man) and can enjoy whatever I want
>I eat it because it tastes good

>>10955126
>being this american

>>10955102
Busch Light. Hamms Special Light is also acceptable.

>>10955126
Man. Nothing gets past you.

>>10955141
I agree with every word of this post.
I LOVE CEREAL! :O

>drinking beer without loads of sugar
It's like you like drinking pisswater

>>10955141
>cares what other people eat and drink
I shiggy diggy

>>10955167
yes, yes I do.

For me, it's black raspberry, chocolate chip, milk, stout

>>10955172
>how dare you be concerned with the growing infantilization of society
>I can shoot up all the heroin I want!
>I don't have a drinking problem, I have a sober problem

>>10955193
My wife Sarah made me swear off of dairy milk, but I can drink nut juices. Does this have regular milk in it or is it soy/almond/chestnut juice?

>>10955203
>cereal = heroin

>>10955216
>what is an analogy
Figurative language is not literally the same thing, it compares two concepts by their similarities
Did you smoke weed during high school english?

>>10955203

>>10955237
This is sooooo cool! I love that it has a weed leaf on the case

>>10955223
>my retarded analogies are immune from criticism simply because they’re analogies

>10955241
That’s a hop you retard.

>>10955247
>I'll just double doen on calling him retarded
>that'll win the argument
https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/sugar-addictive-cocaine-heroin-studies-suggest-article-1.356819

>>10955141
>>10955167
Its actually not that sugary, there is a lot of bitterness to it from the savoury body of the stout, the sweetness is only a slight aftertaste. Idiots see bright colors on the packaging and go spastic thinking it's corn syrup or some shit, when it reality it's a popular and well brewed imperial stout.

Pic related is also delicious.

>>10955253
Not him, but I just reverse searched it and there's no way it's shopped.

>>10955102

wtf is wrong with mericans

>>10955268
This is a Norwegian beer that is popular in Europe.

>>10955268
In what way?

>>10955259
Post the nutrition facts

>>10955277
So thats why those yurotards spelt desert wrong

>>10955277
> popular in Europe

No

>>10955193
>Let's ignore the current trends in microbreweries developing alts, lambics and other sours, kolsch, belgians, euro style full flavored lagers, wheats, etc. and brand all microbrews as either retardedly bitter IPA's for the edgy babbys or sugar bomb wierdass alcohol candies for their dates
You are aware the craft brew scene took off in the 70's and was fueled by boomers sick of nothing but corporate feminine pisswater or skunked yuro imports right? Oh, of course you don't know that! Either go to a microbrewery and take note of the names on tap (and try the scary sounding furriner words for beer styles I listed), or swill your Bud light while watching cagers go zoom zoom around a track while smugly wearing your MAGA hat in your safespace and stop posting about US beer which you know nothing about.

>>10955306
Yes

>>10955309
Show me on the doll where your boomer parents told you to get a job.

>>10955253
Ignore the namefag.

>>10955277
I'm a craft beer fag living in Norway and I've never seen this.

>>10955354
You're missing out then. Lots of Norwegians rate it highly on ratebeer.

This is also good

>>10955309
A fellow MAGApede, based and also redpilled!

>>10955346
He's posting as Anonymous you fucking idiot.

>>10955466
He was talking about this namefag>>10955241

Just bought a can of this, what should I expect /ck/?

>>10955501
This is a beer thread friend, that is alcoholic lemonade. Post real beers.

>>10955500
How do you know who he was referring to, moron? Don't speak on others behalves.

>>10955511
Don't worry, champ. Maybe one day you'll graduate to 30 racks.

>>10955511
It’s really more of a lemonade flavor malt liquor. I guess drink it cold or it tastes like really shitty lemonade syrup?

I can't abide a stout that uses chocolate or coffee to achieve a rich taste. This one uses liquorice which I can permit.

>>10955514
Because the post he quoted matched the samefags post you fucking retard

>>10955511
>post real beers

>starbucks in a bottle

>>10955571
Its a delicious beer, tastes nothing like a Starbucks, you would know that if you had actually tried one.

>>10955550
He didn't quote anybody, he just greentexted the numbers you ignorant newfag.

I didn’t quote the namefag directly to deny him a (You). You silly fucking autists.

>>10955638
He fucked up the quote, he was replying to him. You are a downie m8

>>10955614
I can't tell if you're trying to come off as a faggot, or actually a faggot.

>>10955614
>mouthfeel

>>10955658
Well, liquid is wet. Red wine usually has a dry mouthfeel. In this case it's pretty apt.

>>10955665
>dry mouthfeel

>>10955653
>he fucked up the quote
Just because he accidentally greentexted doesn't make him a namefag you retarded troglodyte.
Look at the name in this fucking post. >>10955253 look right there. It says Anonymous which means they are not identified by a name.

>>10955614
>creamy mouthfeel
Unf! I need this in me right now!

>>10955670
yes, read a dictionary

>>10955694
No-one is calling him the namefag, the guy he is replying to is the namefag. 're read all the posts you dipshit. You are like a child.

>>10955694
Are you dense? In >>10955253's post he has numbers matching >>10955241. He obviously was trying to respond to the namefag or wanted to respond without giving him the (you). Am I talking to a person or a badly programmed AI?

>>10955694
>>10955734
>>10955705
can't we all just get along :c it makes me so sad to see my friends arguing ;_;

>>10955734
Dw hes obviously a bit special

>>10955705
>No-one is calling him the namefag
See >>10955346 you fucking liar
>>10955734
Are you illiterate? Why would he call himself a namefag when he's replying to someone completely different? You're talking to someone with a college degree that can actually read unlike you. You sound like a fucking complete and total spaz and to no surprise you are using a kids cartoon as a reaction image. You are SO fucking stupid it hurts.

>>10955779
No-one respond to this he's clearly baiting. No-one is this stupid

>>10955779
>Argument makes no sense
>Complains about a kids cartoon
>while posting anime
quality bait.
Also I don't need to see >>10955346 on account of that being my fucking post.

>>10955801
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now? Retard. Go ahead and call me a namefag too so I can laugh at your newfag arse.

>>10955144
>literally admitting to being a faggoty yuropoor twink

Best chocolate stout?

>>10955889
She needs to get BLEACHED

>>10955850
Meant for >>10955809

>>10955193
Based

>>10956088
Meant for >>10955109

>>10955277
>mint beer
absolutely fucking repugnant

>>10956104
Nothing wrong with mint choc chip it's a great beer. You don't know what a stout is do you?

>>10956125
Soy milk stouts are for effeminate numale bugmen desu

>>10956125
That's not a stout. That's not a porter. That's an abominable cross between Mike's Hard Lemonade and a porridge.

>>10956125
>mint chocolate
absolutely fucking repugnant

>>10956143
Its an imperial stout you imbecile.

>>10956141
No soy in it whatsoever Mr.MAGApede

>>10956236
It's not an imperial stout, it's a boutique malt beverage.

>>10956236
Soy isn't just a food or an ingredient, it's an idea.

>>10956241
Dessert in a can is an imperial stout you big faggot

>>10956259
Just because the label says so, it doesn't make it true.

>>10956246
Woah

Made me think

>>10956265
You're an idiot who didn't know what it was. Bet you feel silly now.

>>10956301
I know what stouts and porters are. Next you're going to tell me Blue Moon is an actual Belgian-style witbier instead of a fruit and coriander infused malt beverage.

>>10956316
You are a massive retard..

>>10956104

This one is actually a good beer with mint in it.

>>10956350
I'm sure your post refutes chocolate mint faggot can being called an actual true-to-style stout. Why don't we just start calling Olde English and Colt 45 lagers, because apparently beer styles have no actual meaning anymore.

>>10956407
Retard who thinks sweet stouts aren't stouts. You're a dribbler m8. A proper special case.

>>10956430
When I start putting turkey and tomato in my grilled cheese, I'm not going to call it bad, but it sure as fuck isn't a grilled cheese anymore. Fucking psychosemantic son of a bitch.

>>10956446
You're a retard. Plain and simple. Stouts can be sweet, as can porters. Seriously low IQ posting from you ITT.

Why are you not allowed to enjoy anything sweet on /ck/?

>>10956474
Yes, I know what beers are, child. I know what labels say as well. This is a semantic argument that can be framed along the lines of the Ship of Theseus lite argument.

Fucking retards, I swear.

>>10956484
Because everyone pretends to hate pic related ever since it got popular and now sweetie treats are a no-go on /ck/. It's fucking bullshit.

>>10955126
Kek

>>10956484
Because they are tastelet rednecks like this guy>>10956486

If a stout ain't thick it ain't shit

Very smooth and chocolaty stout. Also very easy to find because of national distribution.

Highly recommended.

>>10955203
stop being a faggot and go back to your basement, eric.

>>10955324
the place where their parents got them their jobs and luckily retired before their job was either outsourced or automated

or they didn't get lucky, didn't plan for retirement and are now blaming immigrants for tuhkin derr jerbs, when they in fact enabled those companies they worked for to seek cheap foreign labor or automate.

>>10955536
that's gonna be a hard no from me. though i've been hard on bells for years, i might give that new beer they put out a try. it's just irritating that it's like $17 for a sixer when they're like 3 hours away. then again, i saw founders is trying to compete with the major brewers with solid gold at around $7 for a sixer.

>>10955896
yes, by me. i would smash that ass, then the sandwich. or possibly both at the same time.

no, sandwich after. don't want crumbs in the bed.

>>10956265
>i don't like this
>HHHHURRRR FAKE NEWS

>>10956360
age it in a rum barrel, and you've got yourself a mojito, more or less.

>>10956655
will back this up. back around 2012, when i was starting to seriously get into craft beer, i had this for the first time, and it was the best beer ive had in my life, up to that point.

>>10957084
If I brewed it with my own feces, would you still call it a stout? Or would you opt for shit wine? Same argument.

>>10955102
can I get this beer in canada?

Pabst Blue Ribbon™ is the best tasting beer ever while also being cheap. What great beer!

>>10955109
God I miss being in range of that place.

>>10957141
would that be more to your preference?

>>10956350
Doesn't have fish or potato notes. Worst Russian stout ever.

>>10955268
>being so obsessed that you start saying Euro things are American

>>10957070
Holy fug where are you where bells is that expensive?

>>10957154
I don't think so

>>10959750
>root beer

why

>>10956484
This

>>10956104

Posting a real style, excuse me

>>10956655
Literally the only good beer in this thread

>>10956430
Biscotti Break was passable but this one was garbage

>>10956655
Nice

>>10956446
What a dick

>20 year old boomers in charge of beer

>>10955536
Bell's expedition stout is probably my favourite

>>10955102

is the 'A' supposed to look like a mons?

What is a stout

>>10961996
A porter.

>>10956655
Still need to try this. Founder's Porter is absolutely incredible imo

>>10962863
This

most scrumptious coffee stout ever coming thru

>>10963148
Don't really like it

>>10961476
Le boomer meme

>>10957247
the beer that made milwaukee famous

>>10955102
The website says this is seasonal. When will they release the next batch so I can ship a box to Canacuckland?

>>10955223
>what is an analogy
Something you're absolutely terrible at making.

I realized I got older and matured after reading these posts. I was a hard beer snob for a good 5 years. Wouldn't touch past, Budweiser, hefeweisens, detested pretentious ipas and only sought out rare Belgians, sours, stouts and porters. Good red ales too. But after having so many different beers, you grow tired of giving a shit. You remember a few solid ones that you return too, but mostly just go for what's refreshing or fits the mood. Listening to you man children bicker over definitions, personal tastes and sweetness or soy is HYSTERICAL.

Thanks to those of you that posted those sweet stouts in the beginning. Never heard of them. Will give them a shot if o find one. Cheers kids

>>10965456
Sweet stouts are lovely beers, the fags hating on them have never tried them.

>>10955256
>IT RELEASES DOPAMINE ITS ADDICTIVE!!!

>>10955237
Used to love this beer, even after the acquisition. But here lately it's been so fucking inconsistent.

>>10955203
Based and redpilled.

Anyone have that infographic of microbrew tiers?

>>10965718
Kek

I buy this when I’m craving a brown ale. This or Moose Drool but the former is far better quality.

Does /ck/ rate le fin du monde?

>>10969922
I need a thread specifically dedicated to discussing Samuel Smith's.

The Oatmeal Stout is absolutely glorious.
Anyone had the cider?

>>10971809
I have tried the cider. I’m not very experienced with cider but I liked it.

>>10970324
Great starter craft and a really nice non-motherland tripel.
Although these days I'm so up myself I don't buy any beers produced by multinationals on a general principal, although I'm a hardcore AnCap.

off color's eille is in a league of her own. always go back to troegs, nimble hill, omegang, founders, even stone

oh and i forgot old rasputin since everyone seems to be wanting mostly stouts i guess? old rasputin

>>10956486
The ship of theseus is about replacing components, not adding a few new ones while maintaining all the old.

>>10972838
Nice. Based stouts.

>>10955167
Drinking an ice cold light beer just tastes like you're drinking perrier with a slight yeasty and alcohol taste. Best thing to cool off after being in the heat.

>>10972366
What are some other tripels you would recommend? I think it might be my favorite type.

>>10955167
>I LOOOVE xkcd!

>>10971809
>>10971816
can confirm, the pear cider especially is good.
I had the Cherry Ale recently and enjoyed it as well. A tad sweet though, so you might want to have it with something to eat.

>>10955501
its good

>>10974318
No it isnt

>>10972366
>I'm a hardcor AnCap>>10972831

Best beer coming through

I'm not an alcohol but I notice people make value judgements when I buy this

>>10969922
I can't find the bottles anywhere except Sam Smith's pubs

>>10974886
Because it's hobo tier m8.

>>10974897
They must export a lot to the US because I can find it at most places with a good beer selection.

not even meming, this stuff is tasty

>>10975121
It's the most premium hobo beer. Pic related is worse

>>10975126
MGD is better.

>>10975126
it’s def the best of lite beers

>2018
>not drinking beer with advanced coldness awareness technology

>>10973043
>light beer
might as well be drinking actual pisswater

>>10975267
Old English always makes me think of the wood polish.

Jeus christ. I went down my cellar to find out that i had 6 of these bad boys about to expire. I'm currently on my 4th one and i'm gonna call it a night. The rest i will just save for a while and try after they expired, if they go bad i'll just pour them out.

Time to do some sloppy drunk cooking.

>>10955141
Why wouldn't you eat something that tastes good?

>>10975151
This one taste like bad chocolate. It's not even worth to put in a stew.

>>10975369
I believe the point was eating something simply because it tastes good, ignoring the other, negative effects by plugging your ears.

>>10975353
Fuck it, i'm tired of this one but i got room for another beer. abt12 time. Then it's time for some real drunken cooking. 75cl is probably overkill but well see.

>>10972831
why are you keeping shit like Stone brewing on your shelf? is that meant to be impressive?

>>10975353
expire? is this bait?

>>10955277
That looks like a really watery stout, there's not body to it. It looks like the water cup you rinsed your paintbrushes with in art class.

This was a chocolate, cinnamon, and chili stout that was on tap at the last place I went to and thought it was pretty fucking good. Wasn't so desert sweet like so many of the other stouts, and I'm kind of burned out on ones using coffee and bourbon.

>>10975802
>filter
>faux spanish
Top soy.

>>10955102
what does it taste like, ive never seen this at my store before but I might go searching for one just to try it.

>>10955141
>"Haha nice, a novelty business where I get to take a selfie eating sugar cereal like when I was a kid!"
>"That'll be $12.99 plus tip"
The coasts should be napalmed

>>10976255
That’s their worst beer.

>>10955501
Surprisingly not bad
I picked up a bunch when they were clearing them out, now I piss off my roommates by yelling LET'S GET WAAAAASTED in a sororislut voice every time I drink one

>>10973045
Not him, but Allagash Tripel is one of my all-time favorites. Very spicy and deep, but alarmingly drinkable.
Chimay White is great as well. Anything Trappist is (literal) God-tier, though most of them are quads I'm sure a few others have tripels or doubles.

If there's a Trader Joe's near you their store-brand ales are surprisingly good, and are quite cheap if you want to try a bunch.

the only one I like.

>>10972838
Found a bar near me that had these, ridiculously good.
I was surprised by how hoppy it was, but it synced well with how dark the non-hop side tasted. I'd never had a stout like that before. In spite of that, it didn't feel overly heavy. The 10% abv definitely snuck up on me.

>>10975267
Old English is fucking vile.
Just drink Colt 45, it tastes like mediocre lager.
>>10975353
>>10975465
>4 Belgians and a 7-fiddy quad
I feel like a lightweight, two growlers of that heavy stuff and I'm gooned
Bernardus is great though, can anyone who's tried Westy 12 confirm the rumor that it tastes exactly like Westy 12?

Imperial Stouts > Everything

>>10955102

I also like denogginizer. Mikes lemonade,and all the rootbeer/soda ones too but those are so sugary i don't think it should count.