/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go back
>have to
>you
choose three pls

>>10953268
Were mostly different from you, genetically
Its not hard to figure out

>>10953277
Maybe once you put some peppers in the sauce, Jamal

>>10953268
Because faggots that can't handle any spice bitch at whoever sells it if they don't warn them then threaten with lawsuits.

>>10953268
Because healthcare

>>10953318
I’ve heard of American law suits before, but that’s going to far, you can’t sue someone because your food is “too” spicy (which isn’t even a thing)

>>10953326
They dont, that guy is just obsessed

>>10953326
They won't fill a lawsuit, but they'll make a scene and proceed to complain on twitter. Spicy food enthusiasts know the drill and just do the secret salute to the waiter to get the real menu

>>10953341
Nayrt but https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/chile-pepper-lawsuits/amp

>>10953362
>secret salute

>>10953298
>Were mostly different from you, genetically
Yeah, thats most probably the case, since im white

i don't know which is worse
>THIS BELL PEPPER IS HOT HOT HOT
or
>heh, this 'cha ain't even spicy *vapes*

>>10953389
Those with taste are sometimes annoying, but the weak don’t deserve to live.

>>10953268
They legally have to put that on there, if they use the faintest bit of any pepper. Someone will say "yow, that's hot!" and successfully sue them for not warning.

My dad won't let you use black pepper in his food and warns me to be careful with poblano peppers

>>10953277
Epix remix

>>10953268
>being that shitskin faggot who feels the need to brag because his mother made him inhale spicy garbage as a kid

we get it, you vape

>>10953318
>garnished with a second bloody mary
Gets me every time.

>>10953268
>5 months and he's already picked up "y'all"

You must be living in the deep south, which is the backwards shit part of the country.

>>10954069
>Taking my white girlfriend’s parents out to dinner
>They want to go to the OG, of all fucking places, and they think I’m fucking treating them like we’re going out to a fancy restaurant
>While eating the salads, Pops starts coughing and cussing, going red in the face
>Girlfriend reaches into Pops’ salad and pulls out one of those small peppers they have mixed in
>Pops, still coughing, struggles to say “Goddamn, trying to kill me, fucking spicy peppers, in a salad!”

I honestly thought this shit was a meme until I started dating this girl and she told me not to put pepper jack cheese on her sandwich because she can’t handle “spicy”

>>10954088
>backwards shit part of the country.
That's actually Commiefornia and the entirety of the West coast.

>>10954088
>What is Twitter

Y’all is only Southern if you’re white.

It’s nationwide ape-speak

>>10954080
>Is mayonnaise a spice?

>>10953268
Huh?

>>10953268
Because brainlets get upset when it actually is spicy. There is a great ramen noodle place near me. there are a lot of reviews that pan it on the basis of their spicy noodle dish being "way too spicy". literally the staff warns you that it is spicy when you order it.

if your food isn't spicy it will disappoint people, but if it is spicy it will actually upset people.
If I am running a business I don't want to piss off my customers.

>>10954509
Huh?

>>10954106
Nice shack you have there Cletus, maybe one day you can sell enough meth to afford a singlewide in the fancy part of West Jeebusville, AR.

>>10953268
pic related

>>10953268
>Why the fuck do Americans think they understand what spicy food is?

Fuck you mudslimes & chinks that are too ignroant to know what true 'merican cooking is.

You racist little foreigners don't know shit bout real merican culture.

>>10954106
>That's actually Commiefornia and the entirety of the West coast.

You gottta admit though, we do have hot women here.

>>10953268
I already know what cuntry youre from with out you even saying it ese'

>>10954707
OP here

I threw in “crisps” to through you cunts off, you didn’t guess shit

>>10954680
>we do have hot women here.

This is true.

>>10954737

Is this a joke about mexis being so small?

>>10954850
You're thinking of Bolivians.

>>10954879
I don’t care what part of Mexico you’re from, you’re all still short fucks

there are a lot of plebs here that can't handle it, but you can still find actual spicy food

>>10954673
>americans
>culture
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHA

>>10954945
mexicans are pretty diverse anon. but i like your brainlet pride. it speaks to me, you know, as a Free American myself.

>>10953268
Nice meme and everything and I agree amerifags eat some bland ass shit. But Tabasco sauce isn't hot? C'mon now. Just use more of it.

>>10955267
You can chug Tobasco. It's vinegar with peppers in it. Not spicy.

>>10953268
You have to go back.

White people cant handle spice. They simply can not.

>>10954106
Washington-fag here. Don't lump me in with those commies or Seattle. Just because I live in this state and on this coast doesn't mean I'm a faggot.

>>10955356
Heteroflexible is still full-on faggot, faggot.

>>10953325
>American health"""care"""

>>10953268
what third world country are you from? It can't be in Europe because they have less hot food than we do

>>10955433
>Heteroflexible
What the fuck is that?

>>10953268
>a thinly veiled LEL WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE SPICE thread

>>10955671

>thinly

It’s probably the only meme that’s 100% true though, which is is something.

>>10955618
most europeans can handle hot food

they just don't give a shit about it because they're not children excited by the 'hot-hot on ma tongue tongue brooooooo'

>>10955618
why do amerimutts think white people don't eat spicy food? nigga we conquered nations for dem spices

>>10953268
>crisps

They're called chips retard.

>>10958008
>this level of global awareness
Get a passport, my Reddit spacing friend.

>>10958008
Go back, faggot.

>>10958015
>passport
It's called a USA citizenship, outsider.

>>10953268
There's plenty of retard dads in america who burnt their taste buds by using a bottle of hot sauce a day and now can't taste anything except a burning sensation

People in developed countries just don't have to disguise poor quality ingredients with stupidly hot food

>>10958415
i'm not "disguising" it, i drink hot sauce from the bottle, it's so good

>>10953389
Why does vaping get such a bad wrap? I smoked for 10 years and vaping was an easy transition. I stepped down the nicotine to the lowest and only smoke at night now. I think it was a great benefit. Unless you are talking about kids picking up vaping for the fuck of it

>>10958424
It's just a meme from when vapers couldn't shut up about vaping

But it's a handy new technology that's better for you than smoking for sure

>>10958428
I see. Yeah nothing to be proud of but it's better than the alternative.

>>10955097
Way to completely miss the joke, autismo.

>>10958424
>bad wrap
>wrap
Kek.
Retard.

>>10955588
jesus charges a lot for a minor procedure it seems

>>10959185
he was a jew

>>10958424
I think it's partly from the the people that don't treat vaping like smoking. Had a mate who never smoked but started vaping and would do it anywhere like in the middle of a bar or Cafe when we were there.
Also shout out to the cunt who was vaping in the cinema one time trying to blow clouds large enough to block out the projection.

>>10959121
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>10954101
You should date someone from your own “spicy” race, you miscegenating redditor.

>>10953325
fuck me i wish we had shit like that here just walk in to a target and buy health insurance

>>10953268
>starts playing in the background of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

Americans sure don't know shit about spicy food and peppers, but hell if those fat dumb pragmatic fuckers don't know how to mix salty and sweet food, they're obsessed with it.
And as someone who's equally obsessed with bittersweet taste, I always have a hell of a time when i'm there with those ribs drenched in bbq sauce, which is only the beginning.
I love the states.

>>10953440
>those with taste
*tip*

>>10954680
Dios mío...

>>10958005
>shiet dawg we wypipo be eatin’ fiah n shit
t. Shaquan Rodriguez Zhang Goldstein

>>10960752
Americans are the only people that hold pepper conventions with samples to new extremely hot peppers, sauces, extracts. Americans were the ones who made the damn 16 million scoville limit extract

>be me, work in turkish restaurant
>we occassionally put a small squirt of tapetia sauce in our lavash wraps for added flavor
>get a call from some typical 70 year old retired white lady who said her husband and her suffered heart burn from our wraps last night and had to take pepto bismol
>she says turkish food isnt spicy and that we should put a spicy warning on our wraps
>FUCKING TAPITIA SAUCE

>>10962316
You have to go back

>>10962316
>a small squirt of tapetia sauce in our lavash wraps for added flavor
that sounds good. I'd want a big squirt though.

>>10953325
lmao fucking looks like an ancap dream

>>10953375
sage

>>10953268
>y’all
Oh so I can safely disregard your opinion, good.