/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10948025
Nigga, you gonna get gout

>>10948025
Enjoy your cancer

>>10948027
gout is actually really god damn painful, I got it a few years ago for like a week and thankfully haven't had it since but each step is agony. Now I know how really old people feel trying to get around the house

>>10948025
You will get diarrhoea from hell.

Canola, a good choice.

See if you can swap it out with Crisco. That shit looks so tasty.

>>10948025
The good news is it won't kill you. The bad news is you'll get nasty diarrhea and, if you drink enough, vomiting.

most americans do that on a daily basis

>>10948025
You'll probably puke most of it out when you're finished.
Whatever's left inside will just pass through you extremely fast and act like castor oil in your system, so that means that you'll be dry heaving out of your ass for a few days.

>>10948067
ignorance just makes for weak banter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OylBMKtz8

>>10948120
americans just made for eat butter

>>10948132
This just cured about half of my phobias for the low price of ptsd.

You Will Shit.

you'll piss most of it out of your asshole

>>10948025
You might not die but you will wish you had.

>>10948203
that's not a big deal that's how girls normally pee anyway

>>10948090
>dry heaving out of your ass
So farting?

Guys, I'm not allowed to puke it out for at least an hour after drinking it (1 Liter), or else I won't get the crate of beer I was promised.
I'll do it next Friday, so we can enjoy the beer afterwards

>>10948243
have you at least considered the fact that he might be trying to kill you? I hate to be a negative nancy but that's probably something to consider

>>10948329
how would you die from drinking one liter of oil?

>>10948051
Gout is the build up of uric acid in the synovial fluid of the joints. You don't develop it acutely for a week and have it go away, retard. You probably just had a viral infection attacking your synovial membrane.

>>10948343
sure Mr. 4chan doctor

>>10948349
You don't even understand what causes gout.
Retard.

>>10948025
don't do stupid things. grow up.

>>10948343
I went to the doctor and had it diagnosed. They made a point to tell me if I didn't improve my lifestyle that it would be something that was very likely to come back but like I said man its been a few years now and it hasn't been back since. And if that is what it is, I'd like to pay you instead of him

>>10948243
1liter of oil is 2500 kcal
dont do it

>>10948377
why though? What's going to happen? I might as well drink a liter of water, the only difference being that the oil has a bit thicker consistency. I actually get to wash it down with beer after an hour has passed

>>10948377
how's your first week of "adulting" going anon

>>10948388
Not a fatso at all, so I don't need to watch my calory intake

>>10948243
>doing this all for a few cans of beer

>>10948051
ok bobby hill

>>10948025
You're only gonna be able to digest like 10% before your liver runs out of enzymes. You'll shit the rest of the oil out over the course of 6-12 hours. Have fun.

>>10948390
>was a liter of oil down with a couple liters of booze
>coat everything within half a mile with liquid oily shit in your drunken stupor
flawless idea
enjoy staining every item and surface in your studio apartment with diarrhea

>>10948388
Closer to 8000

>>10951634
Who is this pure, untouched goddess?

She is a heavenly vision.

>>10948343
Whoopdefuckingdoo

>>10951776
Ur mum

>>10948132
Came here to post this.

>>10951866
Kill yourself brainlet

>>10951776
Google image search is built into 4chan for your convenience.

>>10948390
Your asshole will literally be leaking for days. Like there's constantly going to be oil pouring out because you will not have control of your anus. Everything that you sit on will have an oil stain. I Once drank a liter of olive oil And ruined every sitting surface in my apartment

>>10951776
i would like to know, too
the fact that she is untouched by a minorities molestation is a huge turn-on. she is truly the last of the undefiled celebrities

>>10951889
Also, you will not feel it leaking. It's just going to leak gradually. You won't have the urge to shit or fart, it will just come out by itself. So unless you are unemployed and don't have anything to do for the next days or own a butt plug, go right ahead

>>10951889
>>10951894
OP here I own several plugs of all shapes and sizes and a whole closet full of diapers. Also this sounds delightful, I don't know why I didn't think about drinking oil sooner.

>>10948025
>Buddy of mine dared me to drink a big bottle of canola oil in one sitting. I agreed, how will this affect my body and/or its digestive organs? Can I just shit out the oil or piss it out?
this is u

>>10951776
she's a goblina, don't fall for it

>>10948243
I can promise you that you won't drink beer after.

>>10948025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo
Watch and learn. This is your future.

>>10948025
invest in some good toilet paper beforehand

>>10951885
How do I use google image search on 4chan from my iPhone?

>>10951892
She gets absolutely annihilated by black cock on dozens of occasions.

Do people drink castor oil for weird fettish pleasure?

>>10952502
I have in the past, but nowadays I don't even need it. I'm constantly leaking an oily discharge from my anus without even realizing it. I think it's mostly due to my liquid diet.

Does it make a difference wether I drink Canola oil or olive oil?
Olive oil is healthier, right?
Should I go for the olive oil, for the health benefits? Might as well be healthy while winnin a bet!

>>10952498
She's part nigger herself, can you believe that?

>>10948237
Oh it's worse. It's so much worse.

>>10948025

You'll be shitting it out in the form of a shit infused oil sludge.

You'll have a bunch of oily farts and oil stains on your pants where your anus is located. The oil will just come out your ass whether you like it or not.

>>10948025
Its going to leak out of your asshole. There are some medications fatties use which block fat being absorbed in their intestines which works because they dont absorb those calories but it has the side effect of making you shit yourself without realising it, the fat just slides straight out of your ass because your sphincter cant hold it back, the same thing will happen if you drink a bunch of oil, your body wont absorb all of it so it will slide straight out without you even knowing it, youll just feel a wet patch of shit oil over your ass.

>>10952489
Applel. You deserve everything you get.

>>10948388
>>10951754

Doesn’t matter, the body will be unable to digest that volume and it will be rejected by the body; diarrhea.

>>10948155
>americans just made for eat butter