/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10913664

That shit is like $15 for a fifth that's not bottom shelf.

For me, it's Taaka. $6 for a fifth.

>>10913669
YES!!!

>>10913669
Wrong bird.

>>10913684
Actually tried Old Crow for the first time last night out of a plastic jug. Honestly not that bad, tastes way better than Jack.

>>10913672
Why?

>>10913684
this shit is grotesque

Sams Club
$14

None better!

>>10913684
old crow is shit

Ten High is the best $8 rotgut you can find.

>>10913664
For me it's Dickel

This is better, and the place where I usually buy this from has deals on it.

>>10913912 If lucky you get a $7 off.

Canacucks will know.

Look at you bunch of rich faggots

Er guo tou, 7 to 11 dollars for 750ml of 112 Proof alcohol. Normally drink maotai or wuliangye but this gets you drunk for literal pennies.

Not bottom shelf, but I just bought it on whim. For being two bucks more than Jim Beam, this shit is incredible.

>>10913924
... is that a re-purposed rapeseed oil jug?

>>10913922
Alberta Premium isn't bad. That's also slightly worse than fucking Prince Ivan, which I thought was impossible.

>>10913669
>>10913684
>>10913865
>>10913907
>>10913937
Redneck poison. I'd rather stick with irish whiskey.

>>10913937
>The first X bourbon
When will this bullshit end?

>>10914028
Bottom shelf Irish whiskey? Fucking where?

>>10913669
>>10913684
>>10913937
none of these are heaven hill.

>>10913916
Was gonna post this. This was my go to during my heavy alcoholism.

Backup would be Smirnoff when it's on sale but in college vodka of the gods from TJs and Tasks got me by.

Handle every 1-2 days baby

>>10914346
Taaka

I have been exposed

>>10913872
dat rubbing alcohol aftertaste tho

>>10913934
baijiu?

>>10913664
>>10913669
>>10913848
>>10913865
>>10913916
These are at least mid-shelf. Bottom shelf doesn't mean "I don't like it."

>>10913664
Lone Star vodka tastes less offensive and it's cheaper, Tito's is such a meme

>>10916240
shelving is relative and I whole-heartedly enjoy the bottom shelf liquour that I posted

>>10913668
Fpbp
This shit gets me through the day

>>10916243
run fleichmans through a water filter pitcher.

>>10913684
came here to post this. Decent taste and large quantity for a small price.

>>10914346
RIPPEN

>>10918180

Their whiskey is hands-down the worst Ive tasted, and I consumed gallons of bottom-shelf whiskey while in my old band. It was $14 for a half gallon of it, drank it for 2 summers and have yet to complain of bad whiskey since.

pic related is the best sub $20 gin there is, couldnt find a pic online for some reason. You can get it for $7 a bottle.

$10 handles at Winco in California. Pleasant to shoot straight with a slight sweetness to it. Shockingly good.

>>10918376
only works with cheap vodka. the main difference between cheap and expensive vodka is how many times they filter it.

>>10914028
You'll grow out of Irish when you turn 20

I bet nobody knows what this is, I'm not from New Jersey but we get this Devil's Springs shit here in New York from time to time. What I like about it is that after a couple shots you'll be feeling fine.

I made the mistake of drinking it straight once and my voice was all messed up for a day or two when I was working and had to speak to explain shit. My point is, don't drink it straight.

>>10913924
*blocks your path*

>>10914346
It's good that you got of it, or are you in the Twilight Zone?

>>10918805
It's good that it's good!

>>10918805
++good

Rock bottom with this

>>10919075
Why does this exist?

>>10919164
I have no idea, but it does. Maybe it's for morons on Wall Street who just got their 100 million bonus for screwing people up their asses

This shit is Tasty as fuck

>>10919183
Good tobacco smells fantastic, even when it's burning, but it's not a scent nor flavor that I'd want to drink.

>>10913907
1-800-DICKEL-YES

>>10913939
I don't know but i have a feeling that the current contents will rape your insides while some fratboy rapes your butthole after a couple shots of it.

>>10913664
Has anyone here ever had Burnette’s
I shopped around for a couple of cheap vodkas and this is the one I landed on as the smoothest and best tasting cheap vodka

A handle is 11$ at my local rite aid and I honestly prefer it over Smirnoff and grey goose. I’ve given it to different girls and they even say they prefer it over other vodkas they’ve tried that are much higher priced

>>10919745
Forgot pic prob since I’m drunk off it right now lol

>>10913815
>because everything I dislike is soy

>>10919745
Burnett's has a good gin, I stick to that as my flavored vodka. Also, I don't know why people are calling Tito's bottom-shelf in this thread. It's up there with the multiply filtered like goose.

wtf happened to al/ck/?

>>10919873
Autistic hotpocketeer banned it.

>>10918759
>I bet nobody knows what this is
I use this to sanitize my brewing gear.

>>10919873
Faggot mods started a b& on sight policy. It moved to /r9k/ and /adv/, but those boards suck dick. Also 420chan is also shit. They effectively killed it because little faggots were getting butthurt, and drunks were making multiple instead of keeping it to one thread.

>>10919881

>>10914067
begorrah!

>>10913664
I got one of these for $12 or $14 and it was decent. I refuse to drink anything from a plastic jug on principle.

>>10920886
That's some weird looking vodka anon.

>>10919873
/ck/'s mod is a cunt, simply. hopefully he/his first born will become dependent on booze, shortly before dying from superAIDS.

>>10919285
I agree that good tobacco smells good but I don't know why someone would want that in their vodka.

This is pretty much bottom of the barrel.

>>10913872
How does that compare with bathtub gin?

>>10913916
i haven't seen this available anywhere in sweden. it seems to be strictly for export. how does it compare to something like absolut?

>>10913664
>handmade
Like, how can a vodka be handmade, you can't even hold it in your hands lol it just flows between your fingers.

>>10921173
Kek, based literal-minded anon.

You're all fags.
>>10921141
A friend and I bought this Gin one time. It was 5.99 a fifth and it was the worse thing I have ever drunk. We literally didnt drink it, which is saying a lot

>>10916194
Yeah

>>10913664
yes, cause as far as I'm concerned vodka is a bottom shelf drink..

yet I do like titos after its been in the freezer

may be due to a corn mash bill rather than potato or wheat mash..

During college my roommate would get something called Old Thompson whiskey with "neutral spirits" for $5 for a 7-fiddy
Had a caustic nail polish remover smell and tasted like drinking gasoline

>>10921161
Comparable in quality and much cheaper.

>>10913924
>volume: 20°c

>>10913668
This is the well vodka in half the bars around here. You could do a lot worse (tvarsky or McCormick, for example) at that price range.

>>10913865
>choosing a whiskey blend over straight bourbon
>still paying $15 a bottle
Nigga you played yourself, homie. That shit isn’t even pure whiskey.

>>10923194
That sounds like they took cheap vodka and added whiskey flavoring to it.

>>10923387
Isn't that how all whisk(e)y is made. Only the time spent to do it varies, after all.

>>10913924
what on fucking earth is that monstrosity

>>10918783
I'm ending this thread.

>>10913664
This is actually the best bottom shelf whiskey. You can't refute this.

>>10923255
Volumes change at different temperatures.

>>10924164
are you telling me that shit freezes?

>>10924176
Thermal expansion turbo brainlet

>>10924239
thermal fuck you faggot

>>10913664
Nikolai
$8 for 1.75L

>>10919745
i honestly thought it was the harshest burn i've ever gotten from a vodka

>>10913924
>only 24% abv
You're not getting by as cheap as you think you are.

>>10924294

>>10924270

I'll thermally expand your asshole with my dick

>>10918559
My co/ck/.

>>10921141
I vaguely remember throwing this up off my stoop in college. I mixed it with Red Bull. It felt like battery acid was shooting out of my mouth.

>>10924294
>>10924324
This shit is great, I had drunken sex with it

>>10918559
>slight sweetness
Yeah. Liquors don't have to disclose ingredients like other commercial products.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the shit tier ones, and maybe even some of the high tier, add sugar.

>>10922596

I remember getting drunk a bunch of times on Five O’Clock vodka in high school back in the mid-80s, as a buddy’s dad had two cases of plastic pint bottles stashed behind the bar in the basement for some reason (he’s a redneck and never drank the stuff himself) and my buddy would sneak a bottle or two out of the bottom case if we were going to house party so dad wouldn't notice (of course he eventually got busted).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3z9PJvX5cE

>>10913668
I used to mix it with crown green apple it takes the burn out

>>10919751
Yes, cheapest non-hangover vodka I've found

>>10921161
I think it's better than Absolut and the price is a heck of a lot better. Svedka is like $21 and Absolut like $40 and it's same stuff.

>>10925297
At least we haven't delved into nigger land with that fireball shit. Only niggers buy that shit. It just looks like stomach acid or who knows what.

>>10919751
had one of these and ran it twice through a brita (you probably only need one)

was good

>>10919892
That's pretty funny, I did that with some Absolut Peppar once just to get rid of it, I used it to clean a sink.
That's some nasty shit.

>>10924119
It could be worse, it could be jenkem.

>>10924133
For bourbon which is whiskyy, I go for Evan Williams black label for best bottom shelf and inexpensive.

>>10913664
>tito

>>10925319
The bottle or some chick?

>>10913664
Tito's used to be bottom shelf when it first came out and it was inexpensive, then it got more popular and the price on it skyrocketed. It's the same stuff, buy price I can't see that as bottom shelf anymore.

>>10913664
Texas vodka who would have thought that would have been any good?

>>10926370
Are you drunk already? It looks like vague amber liquid, not that that makes it any less of a shit liquor

>>10926425
that's what i usually get. if i make a drink, i usually mix it with a little bit of cherry coke, lime, and ice. pretty good drink.

>>10926418
should jenkem be legalized?

>>10913684
I literally started drinking this because it was mentioned in a Tom Waits song

>I come home last night
>Full o' a fith of Old Crow
>You said you goin' to your ma's
>But where the hell did you go?

>>10913668
Jesus man, that shit is like drinking hand sanitizer

>>10924119
>concerned

>>10924119
>premium quality

>>10913916
>not posting candy flavored shit that girls get wild on.
Plebian anon... plebian.

>>10913664
>bottom shelf
Tito's is like 33$ for a handle.
Definitely bottom shelf quality though, its corn vodka.

>>10926406
You're such a pussy if you run burnettes through a filter

>>10928950
and you are a kid that does not know all vodka can be improved by filtering.

i literally always have a 1.75L bottle of sobieski on hand. cheaper than svedka or smirnoff, and i prefer it no question.

some store sell them for ~$20
plus it's a fine vodka

A little more than six dollars for half a litre bottle of this good shit.

>>10928807
hahaha! That's not samogon

>>10926854
Hell yeah, for niggers.

>>10918559
At least it's "charcoal filtered" and from california so you know it's good.

You fucks don't even know. This shit, THIS shit right here? Comes in whisky, rum, spiced rum, vodka, citrus vodka, and gin. 6 bucks a bottle and 12 for a handle. Word has it they are going to branch out into sake. I CAN'T WAIT!

>>10929122
Bison grass is only good if you drink it mixed with apple juice. If you want to drink something straight pic related is the best.

>>10929556
if it's ice cold, it doesn't matters. But bison grass vodka with apple juice, that's one of my favorite drinks, and hands down favorite cheap and easy drink.

my mom drinks this exclusively

>>10914346
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>10924119
http://kadcobeverages.com/vino/
my fucking sides

>>10929073
I'd try that if I saw it, the thing is that I never see it in stores in the NE USA.

>>10914346
>>10914346
You gotta be careful with that, too much and you likely know this will fuck you up. With moderation, you can last a few hundred years.

>>10913664
Tito’s is awful. I hear that the guy who makes it swims naked in every batch

>govt introduces minimal alcohol pricing

I haven't stopped being mad and never will.

>>10913668
> $6
>not spending $2 more and getting a handle of glorious Dark Eyes plus a pair of free sunglasses for the hangover

How long can I wait before drinking this?
I planned on waiting 20 yrs until opening it but will that ruin the taste?
Also, where has the alcohol general gone? I heard it was moved to /bant/ but they said it was moved to /adv/ and I couldn't find it on /adv/

>>10931118
>that big fat paw
>aging convenience store rum
>planning on being alive twenty years from now

Monster's more your speed my friend

>>10929783
wew
just about anything there is a winner for this thread

>>10931118
Spirits don't age in the bottle (except chartreuse) and kraken's a spirit specifically for Getting Fucked Up with vanilla extract flavor to make the getting fucked up easier, don't try to sit on a novelty bottle for 2 decades when you might get tempted before then and when it's really, really not worth it to do it

> the absolute cheapest bottom shelf vodka available in Australia is $30

I'm jealous of you Americans. I mean look at this, a bottle of fucking TIto's is $49.99 here

>>10931303
So drink it now? I plan on saving it for my dads 60th because ill be having my 40th then.
>>10931170
I'm 55kg my dude.

>>10929783

>>10931371
forgot pic. absolutely disgusting

>>10931371
I feel you anon, in perth the marble bottle of kraken was $90 + $7 shipping.

>>10919745
Burnetts is unironically the worst vodka AND gin I have ever had. Flavored ones are fine though.

>>10927265
based tomposter
I started eating abba zabbas because he mentions them in chocolate jesus

>>10927265
Tom waits is great. Why dont more people know about him?

>>10924119
>Sierra Leone

>>10931568
Cause he's not dead

>>10924119
>>10929783

KADCO (sierra leone) limited started distillery business in the suburb of murray town, Freetown in the month of may 2011 it produces alcoholic non alcoholic milky chocolate and sugar free products.


The company is well known for producing the original bitter kola drinks and is the only distillery outfit in sierra leone that produces some of its beverages from well-selected plant extracts appreciated widely by the drinking public.


KADCO (sl) was inspired by president koroma’s call for the private sector to lead the development path of the country and was further encouraged by the enabling environment created for investors.
unnamed
Kadco (sl) works closely with the sierra leone standards bureau the factory inspectorate of the ministry of labor the environment protection agency the ministry of health and others stakeholders to produce quality products in a healthy environment.


KADCO, one of the largest Indian owned manufacturers, market some of its product this way. “ We take the traditional herbs used to give the body power and strength and we mix that with the alcohol.” The label for Bitter kola, KADCO’S most popular beverage reads, “This herbal base bitter restores appetite, increase potency in men, cures piles and joint pains”.


Top Management of KADCO is led by a young SIERRA LEONEAN with a Masters degree in management administration and works in their safety gears.


While KADCO have greatly contributed to consumption through dubious marketing campaigns, their investments have also helped to advance development in the struggling countries. KADCO have also provided hundreds of factory jobs to SIERRA LEONEANS.


Through its policy of community investment, KADCO has increased the supply of electricity to much of western free town and has established a recycling program that pays cash for returned bottles – No small feat in a country lacking waste management.

>>10931371
I used to be able to buy Mischka for $20 at BWS.

>>10932109

bitch please at my local independent place in WA i found a bottle that just had "vodka" written on it in times new roman font for $12. I got it for my sisters birthday and she hates me now

>>10931373
If Kraken isn't available when you turn 40 it's because it's a shitty product that's sold based on image. There's absolutely no reason to keep a bottle of it around for 20 years.

Svedka is definitely the best price/quality ratio where I like. It's almost identical to every other mid-shelf vodka I've had but Svedka is a bit cheaper

This shit's only $15 a handle at my local mom and pop liquor store compared to $11 for absolute bottom-shelf garbage like TAAKA or Crystal Palace. Well worth the $4 imo

Canuckistan here, I live on the coast, and fucking vodka costs me literally 40 dollars per 750ml bottle. What the fuck? Every 750ml vodka is 40 bucks.

>>10926425
Evan Williams is ridiculously good for the price. Better than Jack Daniel's imo.

>>10933693
Russian Standard gives me the worst hangover of any spirit available, and it's not even cheap. I do not understand how it sells for so much.

>>10913922
this is the worst vodka I’ve ever tasted

>>10921141
me and a buddy used to count change from the floorboards, get us each a pint and ride around in his shitty van on the dirt roads. good times

>>10929556
I remember buying 0.5l of this as a 14 year when my parents where out of town only to wake up next to the railway in the middle of the forest 5km from my house.
Good times growing up in Poland

>>10933849
I drink it because I noticed how it doesn't have much of a bite or burn compared to Stolichnaya, yet it's exponentially smoother (in my opinion.)

But, damn, the prices here are shit. There's a city just next to me I went to a few years back where I could actually purchase 750ml bottles for about 15? - 20? bucks each.

>>10934046
It's literally the best in its price range. I've been drinking it for so long that I can't drink any other vodka brands now.

>>10934430
It's pretty good, yet I usually prefer Wyborowa

Hey, what happened to the al/ck threads?

>>10935612
They dried out.

>>10935612
Got moved to adv i think.

>>10929783
>Not participating in blatant copyright infringement

Andreeeeeeee

>>10919745
Once a girl I worked with had a bottle of one of the flavored kinds and was complaining about it burning too much even mixed in lemonade, so she offered me the rest of the two cups she already made. I couldn't taste the alcohol at all so I poured some to try straight and still couldn't taste it. It's only seven dollars here and I've seriously considered swallowing my pride and buying some myself.

>>10913664

tried the rum never agin

>>10928795
Girls always seem to like Malibu, that low proof coconut rum.

>>10928795
>falling for the feminine food meme this hard

>>10933693
Saskatchatoon here, bottle of vodka is roughly $25 here. Still butthurt every trip I take to USA and see a bottle of liquor on sale for a couple dollarydoos

>>10926407
I bought it once thinking it was peppercorn flavored, especially how it tends to get pushed as a vodka for bloody marys. I was surprised that it was bell pepper flavored. It still was fine for bloody marys, but I'm betting you could make some other decent cocktails with it.

>>10929073
they make some of the best flavored vodka's that I've had that's not some fancy boutique shit. It actually tastes infused and not like a flavoring was added.
>>10929025
winner of this thread IMO
>>10926425
honorable mention...have you done the white label "bonded in bond" one? It's my go to cheap bourbon.
>>10913848
Rhum from England? Surely it's terrible. You have my curiosity though, that label is comfy as fuck.

>>10913664
>175 replies, 59 images omitted
I'd say you made a successful troll thread, OP

>>10913664
why would you want the best of shit products?
never go bottom shelf, literally no point

>>10934046
Fuck brings back memories of visiting Polska during summer vacations, just doing whatever. Eating amazing food and drinking good stuff

>>10932444
Dang. I haven't had much alcohol but kraken seemed pretty good. I suppose I'll have it with him next week then.

>>10913664
$2.38/1.5l

>>10913684
old crow is only bad on the first swallow

>>10914069
i miss the old label, it was god-tier elderly drunk aesthetic

>>10918759
devil's springs isn't so fearsome anymore. i used to live around poles and they always stocked this beast

>>10920886
what a stupid label

>>10924119
>black booster
i bet

>>10931375
do you think wesley snipes knows they're using his picture?

>>10937622
i love this shit. we infuse it with blueberry and then strain and cut with simple syrup after a month. mix that with lemonade and things go downhill fast.

>>10925276
actually sounds kinda nice. pic of cock?

>>10935689
Fuck off Mr. Lahey.

>>10927331
It's really not bad at all compared to other bottom shelf vodka. You gotta consider it's on the same price point as shit like Mr. Boston and Popov which are literally like drinking hand sanitizer.

>>10937633
he is the owner

>>10924119
>>10931375
>>10935673
How can people survive drinking this regularly?

>>10939309
That which doesn't kill you just makes you drunker, anon.

I don't know where my friend found this shit but it's fucking awful and gave me a skull shattering hangover.

>>10913669
This with a couple ice cubes is pretty decent. Wouldn’t call it bottom shelf though.

This was a staple for my friends when we were all broke and just out of high school.

>>10935991
>Rhum from England? Surely it's terrible. You have my curiosity though, that label is comfy as fuck.

It's a blend of rums from Guyana. They used to be blended and bottled in England but bottling has since moved to Canada.

>>10940721
HOly fuck why would you drink that. I don't care if it's free, not happening.

>>10924119
>>10929783
>KADCO SL LIMITED which is owned by Indian Nationals started operations on a large basis in May 2011, but the production has been in the market since 2008.

>The factory is producing alcohol and non alcohol drinks such as bitter-cola, bitter-roots, energizer and creamy.

>Thumbs up around a Bitter Kola as Mohamed spends all afternoon at an empty beach bar on Lumley Beach

>Before company produces any product for marketing it gets first certified by the Standard Bureau and then registered with the office of the Administrator and Register General.

>A boy stacks boxes for KADCO. “With this job I can provide for me and my daughter.”

>KADCO has further continued with the production of both alcohol and non-alcohol beverages including fruit wine, red wine, coconut gin and bitter kola, among others. KADCO is working on to produce more of the non-alcoholic beverages in the market than alcoholic drinks.

>KADCO also provides quality of services for the staff and the conducive environment with a well equipped laboratory.

>>10929783


KADCO SL LIMITED which is owned by Indian Nationals started operations on a large basis in May 2011, but the production has been in the market since 2008.

The factory is producing alcohol and non alcohol drinks such as bitter-cola, bitter-roots, energizer and creamy.

Thumbs up around a Bitter Kola as Mohamed spends all afternoon at an empty beach bar on Lumley Beach

Before company produces any product for marketing it gets first certified by the Standard Bureau and then registered with the office of the Administrator and Register General.

A boy stacks boxes for KADCO. “With this job I can provide for me and my daughter.”

KADCO has further continued with the production of both alcohol and non-alcohol beverages including fruit wine, red wine, coconut gin and bitter kola, among others. KADCO is working on to produce more of the non-alcoholic beverages in the market than alcoholic drinks.

KADCO also provides quality of services for the staff and the conducive environment with a well equipped laboratory.

unnamed

>>10940955
>>10940971
Kadco shills out out out

>>10940955
>>10940971

Kadco shills in in in

>started drinking Hurricane High Gravity so much that it starts to smell/taste like gasoline when I begin to take a /sip/
Is this a sign that I should cut back on the drinking

I miss living close to an Asian market. this shit iscgeap, tasty, and effective

>>10939309
Sierra Leone has an average life expectancy of 51.31 years.

It's like none of you actually hate yourselves

Bought a half bottle of this, as I figured it surely couldn't be as bad as people say. I was wrong. Obviously I knew it wouldn't be great neat, but it's terrible with ginger ale as well. Even crap like Teacher's mixes better.

>>10929025
Yeah, this polish slav vodka is incredible good value.

This shit. Costs like 10 bucks for 1.5 liters, gets you proper drunk and no hangover

>>10937633
You really want to get into a judicial battle with African people who sell ethanol in plastic jugs ?

>>10932170
Oh yeah we have that here too, it costs like 7 euros and tastes like liver failure and nail polish

>>10932170
>>10942228
Forgot picture

>>10931375
thats a stock water bottle image with their logo pasted over it in MS paint
I'm morbidly curious as to what it looks like IRL

>>10935673
>truly men hours
Were they trying to say "real nigga hours"?

>>10940721
>drinking something that is one letter away from "Bad Dragon"
you should've known better. also the description of that vile brew sounds like something even the dumbest, most sweet toothed college broad wouldn't drink

For the love of God where is al/ck/??
It got kicked off /ck/, then it went to /adv/ and now I can't find it anywhere.
Come on mods, have some mercy, not even the cunnyposters are this persecuted for fucks sake!

>>10931568
heaps of people know about him, you just hang around idiots

>>10913684
Awful well-whiskey garbage

>>10940721
Holy fuck, isn't that was Arizona Iced Tea company used to make before switching to tea?

>>10933693
Alberta here. First of all, don't drink vodka. Vodka sucks. Second, a 750ml of Special Old Whisky is like $22.

Remember: the more cost-effective the liquor, the more you can get drunk. That's why I stick firmly to the lowest of low shelves when it comes time to get inebriated.

>>10942732

Old Overholt for rye manhattans ... even the "expensive" liquor store near me sells it for under $20 a bottle. Total Wine sells it for under $14

WHAT ABOUT GIN?

>>10913668
Popov is 1000x better and still 11 for a handle.