/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10937944
Put a Lil Capri sun straw in your ass so any gas leaks out silently and slowly, so it dissipates before you can smell it.

white people """"""food""""""

>>10938402
might as well stick an air freshener stick up there too then

>>10937944
rip bushes dog

>>10937944
Don't be so insecure, it'll be fine. Take some GasX or something similar but nobody expects you to clamp your butthole shut when sleeping and anybody that's going to get offended about it is unrealistic.

>>10937944
Insert a hose into your anus and run it out a window. This is both creative and responsible. Tell her she can leave the panties at home. They're just going to soaked anyway

>>10937944
Have an emenna

>>10938415
>shitskin "thoughts"

>>10937944
just fart.

>>10937944

>>10938925
>>10938941
>>10938964
wtf are these BEANS

>>10938988
It's just beans dude

>>10938770
Probably this. Most grils appreciate the fact you're comfortable enough around them to rip a massive stencher.

>>10939056
>>10938770
yeah but shes never been over before, im meeting her for the first time tonight

Based bean poster, got any lewd beanz pics?

>>10937944
greek yogurt will fix you good but it takes a while, you need to eat it regularly for two to three days.

>>10939118
The best I've got

>>10939118
>>10939128
Also this

>>10939128
Thanks! I wish you had hardcore bean play, though. I'm not in a position to look that up or I would post some, assuming hardcore bean play exists.

>>10939060
just don't force it.

>>10939060
>>10939226
yeah, forcing it is 2nd date(?) stuff.

>>10939060
>>10939483
but make eye contact.

eat an apple. works for me

thank you beanposter, have a rare bean pic

>>10938415
those beans are da bomb. whatchu talkin' 'bout?
i prefer them without bacon though

>>10941236
i'm latino btw

>>10937944
>Should i just stop eating?
That's actually the worst thing you could do.
As anyone who's ever had to take an enema for a colonoscopy will tell you, there is a lot more shit inside you than you'd probably guess, and if you stop eating your GI tract is going to get even more agitated because it's long since adapted to work with the normal amount of food it's used to.
What you really want for short term relief is what they call the low residue diet.
Some fiber's good for the long term in most people's diets, but in the short term you want to do the opposite and cut out fiber to avoid gastrointestinal distress.
https://www.webmd.com/ibd-crohns-disease/low-residue-diet-foods

To the faggot posting these retarded "baked bean in le funnie places" pictures, they're not funny

>>10941296
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>>10937944
>so I'm not farting all night while we're in bed?
WRONG QUESTION. What you should be asking is how to lull her into a foolish sense of security so you can hold her head under the covers and destroy her with the full force of your BRAAAAAAAAPs.

>>10938415
nice reddit quotations bro!!!!! 8^)

>>10941296

Dont drink anything carbonated.

Burn some toast and eat it. It will get rid of the gas.

>>10939060
She is a prostitute isn't she, anon?

>>10941792
*he

>>10939056
Not true

>>10939137
>>10939549
That's literally the most commonly posted bean pic

>>10943100
the proper term is "beautiful bean footage"

>>10941571
hee hee hee hee hee

>>10943089
You're an anomaly, I guess.

>>10938925
>>10938941
>>10938964
>>10938986

so, how'd it go, op?