/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yea no shit

>>10935208
fpbp

we know this shit aint real.

>>10935158
Hey you asshole we fucking invented anything you eat and call mexican food. Most of what we call mexican is american food and even over there its the same instance. Every single time youve had mexican food its been american food.

Real mexican food is like tortas and radishes on corn tortillas and chocolate sauce on savory dishes.

I bet you fucks couldbt even stand real mexican food, we border the nation ffs, we know the difference between an authentic restaurant and a tex mex one.

One big difference, if theres burritos, or flour tacos, its just american food. That doesnt mean its bad, thatfdoesnt even mean low quality ibgrediebts, its just a simple fact. The burrito is an american item.

Argumentum ad faggitum:
>Americans are so stoopid
>I'm not American
>Therefore I must be smart

>>10935158

>>10935158
it's real to me

>>10935158
Likewise it even fucjibv says the words AMERICAN-Chinese on the wall when you first walk into panda express.

It literally has a caveat that explains it. That being said ive had real chinese too and its quite simply not that crazy.

Conjee and thousand year eggs are actualky great and so is hot boiled fish abd ma po and shit like that

But sometimes we want OUR food. Dont be such an ignorant asshole. We are american, anerican food is mire than just burgers, its burritos, and general tsos, and pizza, and gyros.

Likewise yall have “kebap” which is just bastardized doner. Im sure its good but its nit doner.

Likewise our shit is good too and its food so fuck off.

Lets talk about french food ffs. Ham and butter and pickles kn a baguete is:
1. Fucking lame
2. Fucking boring
3. Like a fat housewife looked ib the fridge and grabbed the blandest leftivers possible and put then in a baguete

You euros don't actually think your beer and cheese industries are still the best in the world, right? Like you know American breweries and cheesemakers have been blowing you the fuck out in international competitions for the past decade, right?

>>10935280
Dude, I agree, but it sounds like you went fat on that last paragraph.

>>10935318
>Boring ass German beers compared to American breweries like omeggang.
I will say legit kolsch is pretty good, but we make that here too.

>>10935339
I wish Americans made more beer like german pilsners

>>10935323
Yeah im a phoneposter and i have autocorrect off.

All i was trying to defend was the right for a person to wrap hot meats in a flour pancake lol

>>10935158

you euro-cucks don't actually think these chain restaurants invented the food they sell, right? i mean, you are aware it is naturally evolved cuisine mixing american and foreign influence which came to be as immigrants naturalized into american society, and the foods they created became popular because - and get this because it's a fucking shocker- it fucking tastes good.

>>10935158
of course we realize that

>>10935311
>>10935280

this nigga got fat fingers

>>10935409
Nah, he's just drunk or trippin' like most everyone on this Yaqui indian shaman spiritual techniques discussion board.

>>10935409
He's on a roll, just let him go

>>10935158
Yep, you realize we basically own the world right?
USA USA!!! If you're not with us, your against us!

>>10935280
>ibgrediebts

fingers too fat to type

>>10935158
You third-world monkeys don't actually think anyone outside of your shithole hovel-states would want to eat any "real" examples of your """food""", right? I mean, you are aware we prefer respectable civilized food vaguely inspired on foreign junk, right?

>>10935158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

Sure, but the Mission burrito, the Chicago deep dish, New York hand-tossed pizza; bagels; cheesecake, New Orleans gumbo; jambalaya, shrimp and grits, and the Philly Cheesesteak are all fantastic.

Immigration made our food good.

>>10935280
Based fat finger anon , I too like burritos

>>10935737
>civilized
>america

lel, you livin the dream amirite

>>10935158
you dont actually think american fast food is the extent of american food culture

i mean, you are aware we have the best restaurants in the fucking world in all price ranges

>europoors actually think americans think fast food is the real version of a culture's food

pathetic

>>10935158
There's three levels of intelligence in my eyes. The first stage is believing the illusion. A man watches a puppet show and believes the puppets to be real, and he enjoys it. The second stage is realizing the truth of the illusion. The man sees the hands, and is outraged! Everyone must know that the puppet show is really men holding the puppets up! The third is being satisfied with the illusion. The man knows the puppets are held up by the hands of men, but he enjoys the performance put on, able to separate reality from fiction and enjoy the good of both. You're at the second level while everyone else sits comfortably on the third or first.

Already getting some use out of this copypasta.

>>10935999
>american food culture

haahahahahah

>>10936012
>implying the fact you think that shit is food doesnt have an influence on what you think food is

yeah well, you dont even have a real culture.

>>10935158
people like to harp on and on about "muh authentic mexican food" but the reality is that if the "authentic" shit was actually any good, Taco Bell would serve a cheaper version of that than what they actually serve. It wouldn't sell because it sucks, and if you disagree then you're just trying to be deep.

Taco Bell doesn't serve Mexican food because Mexican food isn't good. You're not deep for pretending to care about a bunch of mediocre slop thrown together by a sweaty illegal immigrant.

>>10937315
>m-m-m-m-m-m-muh culture
How many American restaurants are in your country? Now try and guess how many of your country's restaurants are in our country.

Face it, we have already taken over your irrelevant shithole with our fast food empire and there is nothing you can do about it. You have been absorbed into our empire, deal with it. Your """culture""" is dead as fuck by the way

>>10935280
>ingrediebts
>ingrdiebts
>indiabtes
>diabetes

The American strikes again.

>>10937355
>dogfood companies could make dogfood out of [Y]
>they dont
>therefore dogfood is perfect and objectively the best food for all creatures
americans are dogs, just because mutt trash sells in mutt land doesn't mean it is objectively good for the rest of the real humans on the globe. after having your diet saturated with sugar and saturated fat from birth, you mutts are unable to determine what is quality food

>>10937376
Yep that explains why it's fucking EVERYWHERE on the planet, meanwhile your slop barely even escapes your own border. Face it, you're irrelevant. Shouting about "muh culture" (that's dead as fuck anyways) is not going to change that.

>>10937376
Taco Bell is objectively better than """authentic""" mexican food. This is fact. Real Mexican food isn't even good

>>10937355
mexican food is amazing. taco bell makes cheap mass producible slop but thats good sometimes too.

>>10937404
You're not deep. Stop pretending that slop is good, you're better than that.

>>10937382
>it's[american 'food'] fucking EVERYWHERE
false
just in the same way 'panda express' is in no way chinese food, international chains rework and change their menus completely to the desired tastes of the local markets
for example, the first taco bell shop opened in my city a few months ago. i havent been(and dont plan to), but apparently they use real cheese(not american orange plastic), and locally sourced beef, and different recipes to the american stores after many sample tests were done for the local population. Therefore, it has transcended the american-mexican cuisine and has now been localised to the tastes of the market, with the greatest link to the american stores being its ownership. to say that 'american ''''cuture'''' ' has overtaken localised cultures is a complete lie and indicative of some 30 year old flyover boomer who only sees foreign countries and cultures through the lens of marvel movies

>>10937391
>i am a dog
>i like dogfood
>therefore dogfood is the best food in the world for all humans

>>10937427
You're not deep for pretending to like mexican food
Even mexicans don't really like mexican food
Mexican food is really third world food
But I guess euros are basically third-worlders nowadays that can't even afford cars or their own health care

>>10937425
Your culture is dead as fuck. All you have now is EU bureaucracy and a never-ending lifestyle of taking public transportation (because you're not allowed to own cars without paying a 2000% tax) to your wageslave corporate drone job (because you're not allowed to start a business without paying like $200,000,000,000 in fines and regulations)

Some culture. Actually, you pretty much stole that from us but made it worse. A culture of sheep being herded onto public transportation to wageslave like cogs in a machine forevermore while being taxed 90% of your income. Nice

>>10937692
Will you stop accusing people of trying to be deep? Some people legitimately enjoy Mexican food

>>10937747
Good post

>>10935698
>Yep, you realize we basically own the world right?

lol @ 'mericans still living in their colonial glory days of the past

>>10935698
>Yep, you realize we basically own the world right?

FUN FACT: China now owns more land, resources, and governments in Africa than any western colonial power, and will soon own more resources than ALL the colonial powers combined.

>>10937785
Now this is a good post. Chinese food is objectively better than any other world cuisine, including the one where Chinese boys pee in buckets of hardboiled eggs and let it soak

>>10937785

Even american presidents understand who their true master is.

>>10937795
>Even american presidents understand who their true master is.

>>10937794
>google "chinese eggs pee"
what the fuck

>>10937795
I don't even get why Americans were angry about this. It's called respecting cultural greetings. They adopted the handshake, you can bow back. It's just a gesture of peace

>>10937795

"China's military might is the only power that I fear may match or even have an edge over the United States."

- Barrack Obama

>>10937814
>"China has already developed rail guns that have the potential to neutralize the entire US pacific fleet, and we're still sitting here trying to get our missile defense to even work."

lol

I don’t know, as far as chain restaurants like this, I feel like Olive Garden is a pretty legit approximation of Italian cuisine.

>>10937827

I, for one, bow down to our new Chinese overlords.

>>10937827
>ywn be an engineer who spends years developing weapons that assist the Chinese in annihilating burgers.
Why am I even alive?

>>10937827
Yeah, Panda Express is great.

But we already left the planet and I'm not talking about 1969.
If China tries anything - what you would call "UFO's" would be over all Chinese cities within minutes - ready to drop the nukes.

You have no idea how scary WW3 is going to be.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

>>10937846
All food needs to be to be considered Italian is scoffed at by whoever made its grandchild. Grandkid has to say "tastes nothing like my nonas" and that's it

>>10937920
>If China tries anything - what you would call "UFO's" would be over all Chinese cities within minutes - ready to drop the nukes.

lol at dumb white people thinking they have an advantage.

Before even a hint of a war even starts, we will shut down your entire power grid, we will shut down your financial system, we will shut down your traffic grid, we will shut down your communications grid.

You dumb white people will be sitting at home in the dark without a clue of what's going on when our bombers start flying overhead.

>>10937920

WW3 will be the Chinese hacking the US and shutting down the entire country before the 'mericans even have a chance to mobilize.

>>10935158
Meanwhile in China all street food is affordable haute cuisine prepared using the wisdom of their ancestors.

>>10937920

How do you expect to launch those nukes when China shuts down all your computers and communications?

>>10935737
>assuming people from other countries give a shit about what Americans eat
you burgers really believe the world revolves around you right?

>>10937992
>Reddit spacing Chinaman

>>10938094
A flying craft isn't attached to the power grid you ponce. And nuke systems are hardened against EMPs thanks to the Russkies being so interested in them back during ze cold war.

>>10935280
>One big difference, if theres burritos, or flour tacos, its just american food.
wrong

>>10935763
mission burritos are weak
>order a carne asada burrito in san francisco
>it's a tiny bit of beef surrounded by shit tons of lettuce and other filler

>order a carne asada burrito in san diego
>it's wall-to-wall carne asada with guacamole
how can bay area cucks even compete

>>10937315
this argument always amazes me
i mean i hate hollywood but it's undeniably the #1 exporter of culture in the world

>>10937945
fitting

>>10937920
>But we already left the planet and I'm not talking about 1969.
>what you would call "UFO's"
>You have no idea how scary WW3 is going to be.
Yeah I think about this sometimes. Makes me wonder what world militaries are currently capable of that they're not telling us

>>10938208
>(((culture)))
Nope.

>>10938292
>what world militaries are currently capable of that they're not telling us

Not a g'damn thing.

Same high explosives. Different carrying platform.


t.military dude

>>10938208
this
>>10938293
I guarantee the #1 musician in your irrelevant shithole is some pop/hip-hop ripoff from American coon tunes (not saying it's good, just saying that you don't have any culture)

>>10938293
Whatever you want to call it, you cant deny its endemic

>>10938301
The greatest trick (((Hollywood))) ever pulled was making people believe their selected film, television, and music they pushed on the people represented American culture.

Deep inside we are all Americans

>>10938304
>Whatever you want to call it,
Cancer?

Disinformation?

Propaganda?

How about just...shit?

>>10937827
>>10937992
>>10938094

Impresseive.

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>>10938316

wat?

>>10938311
>we're all living in amerika
>amerika
>amerika
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>>10938316
this is some kind of fucked up mish mash of german and chinese

>>10937827

Yeah, China is working on AI drone swarms and robotic killing machines.

> meanwhile in 'merica

Bleeding heart liberals are out protesting & refusing to work for any company that develops AI or advanced technology for the US DoD.

In 10 years, China will be so far ahead of the US it won't even be comparable.

>>10938370
>Bleeding heart liberals are out protesting & refusing to work for any company that develops AI or advanced technology for the US DoD.

Pretty sure they all want to become Chinese and live in a socialist Utopia anyways.

> Google Engineers Refused to Build Security Tool to Win Military Contracts

Earlier this year, a group of influential software engineers in Google’s cloud division surprised their superiors by refusing to work on a cutting-edge security feature. Known as “air gap,” the technology would have helped Google win sensitive military contracts.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-21/google-engineers-refused-to-build-security-tool-to-win-military-contracts

>>10938382

If the US fought China in a war, I'm pretty sure all of California would choose to side with China. lol

>>10937920

kek. Holy shit, you actually think modern day american millennial pussy man-children even have the appetite for war? They'll be protesting, surrendering, and joining the other side before any war even starts.

>>10938386
>all of California would choose to side with China.
Leftists would willingly aid and abet anyone willing to kill white Americans for them.

>>10938396
>you actually think modern day american millennial pussy man-children even have the appetite for war?
>They'll be joining the other side before any war even starts
ok

>>10938110
>Someone literally makes a thread about what americans eat
>NOBODY GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU EAT AMERICANS WHY ARE YOU SO SELF CENTERED

>>10935158
where's the tamales?!

>>10935158
OBSESSED

>>10935280
this guy went full fucking retard

>>10935309

>>10935280
Your not totally wrong honestly. I lived in the US my whole life but moved to mexico to study and it is different to what i thought the food would be. Its not as bad as you say where people wouldn't even be able to stand mexican food, honestly the majority of it is really fucking good, its just way different than mexican food in america. I love burritos but turns out theres no fucking burritos there, atleast not in the city i live in (GTO), the tacos are definitely better here than in the states, even though theyre mostly the same, but the actual formal dishes like mole and shit are often not that great, atleast in my opinion. That being said, if you think people in america have never had mexican food, you might have literal clinical retardation and you should consider dying screaming in a grease fire

No one not trolling argues for their authenticity, quit arguing with yourself

>>10937747
compared to muttland:
>better food, no plastic/sugar/fat saturation
>more developed according to the UN's development index(hdi)
>higher life expectancy
>higher literacy rates, university attendance rates
>higher percentage of whites
>functioning democracy
>less jews
man it sure sucks to live in a 'third world shithole'
not even in europe, spoiler to the mutts here, many parts of the world both hate muttland and are more developed then it