/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I wouldn't know what normal people or women do.

>>10929762
Social roles breaking down so instead of people doing what they traditionally did they're doing whatever they feel like.
Also you probably notice the exceptions more than the people who adhere to the traditional roles, so that probably makes you think it's happening more often than it is.

mr stark.... i feel so good.

>>10929762
People do whatever interests them.

>>10929762
Because it isn't, "I'm into cooking" is the most basic bitch interest out there, on the same level as "long walks on the beach" and "I like to travel"

Also the reason you can't get laid isn't because "the feminazis"

>>10929762
Mostly because they don't have to bring anything to the table now.
They can be useless pits you throw money into hoping you get something out of, and everyone just accepts it. You don't? Well sayonara, anon, she can drop you at any time and pick up in someone elses life.

>>10929780
Pretty much this, people doing what they want to do rather then what society traditionally expects them to do.

>>10929762
welcome /pol/-friend. The answer, as you know, is that modern bitches are whores who do nothing but ride the cock carousel and suck Chad's cock (and don't forget Jamal's cock).

>>10929832
can confirm (jamal here)

>>10929762
Cooking has traditionally been a male task, or at most a shared one, since the dawn of man. The food and catering business is becoming increasingly female, but it was male-dominated for many many centuries.

As for the women not being homemakers anymore, you can blame a number of economic and social factors. But that's not really getting into cooking. I know plenty of good female cooks around my age, both professional and non.

>>10929798
gee I wonder if you're a roasty

>becoming
>most prominents chefs have historically been male

When your women works full time, its hard to ask her to be a housewife on top of it, if we are talking about legitimate house wifeing not some lazy shit where the door frames pile up dust and grime because she doesn't think to check it for she is bad at cleaning, meals 2-3x a day, tutoring children ect. You either have to be ok with being poor and getting gibs or have a fat salary to support your family with your wages alone. This has been going on for a few decades now, and women no longer have mothers who know how to cook, so their daughters never learn either.

>>10929846
Can you please take good bait, or take bad bait like that on another board?

>>10929846
Unsurprising that your gender detection skills are as polished as your social skills. I'm a guy, who actually talks to people IRL, and has sex. You're a bitter incel whose sole contact with the outside world is 4chan.

Log off, and fix yourself.

>>10929762
Majority of people are single nowadays

>>10929858
post bobs and vagene roasty

>>10929864
she sounds gross and identifies as male. Who wants the hassle?

>>10929863
I wouldn't trust statistics, especially if its counting on marriage to say is you're single or not. Many people live with each other but dont ever dare say they are married for benefits reasons.

>>10929858
>Log off
Your antennae is showing

>>10929858
the roasty is toasty

>>10929858
Sup, roastie?

>>10929858
So᠌y goy dyke detected

>>10929905
I'm not sure you're using "goy" correctly.

>>10929858
I smell roast beef.

>>10929911
I can assure you I am talking to a cow.

>>10929918
You definitely are not using "goy" correctly.

>>10929927
No I am right, you are wrong. you are just typing "goy" into jewgle and think youre a clever little goyim.

>>10929927
So you're a jew paidposter or worse, a jewess paidposter.

>>10929940
>>10929941
I'm not the tranny you think you're arguing with. I'm trying to keep you from embarrassing yourself.

>>10929927
I think most cows are technically goys anon

>>10929944
you're the one embarrassing yourself if anything. re-read the first post again.
>So᠌y goy dyke detected
^does not imply they are jewish. anon is implying they are a so᠌yed up goy dyke

>>10929957
So you were planning on using the tranny's non-Jewish heritage as an insult? That sounds like a big load of backpedaling shit.

>Implying thats an issue
Culinary is my passion, I'd rather be the one who cooks in the house over cleaning/running a job

>>10929965
Are you ready to admit you are illiterate yet like a big boy, anon?

>>10929971
That's not what illiteracy is, I had no problem reading the stupid thing you said as well as the stupid excuse you made for it.

>>10929970
You should probably learn to clean too. Its an even rarer art than cooking, and equally important to your health and sanity.

>>10929965
You're a fucking retard "goy" or "goyim" is used for the spiritual and mental cuckolds that submit to jewish will and teachings and are basically normies who practice monkey see monkey do with jewish television and jewish movies.

Goy in this context means slave of the jew.

>>10929981
>That's not what illiteracy is,
Yes, you were literally being illiterate. Let me help you.
Anon says:
>So᠌y goy dyke detected
You reply with
>I'm not sure you're using "goy" correctly.
implying you are confused with the word used because you yourself are not sure what it means or if it was used properly. Aka illiteracy.

>>10929984
So /pol/ made up another definition, and only retards don't know about it? Good one.

>>10929995
Even if the thing you're backpedaling into were true, that still isn't illiteracy. You guys got anything else?

>>10929982
I know how to clean. I just don't like to do extra work if I don't have to.

>>10930004
>that still isn't illiteracy.
It is.
illiteracy
noun
Definition of illiteracy for English Language Learners
: the state of not knowing how to read or write
>: the state of not having knowledge about a particular subject
>: a mistake that is made in the use of language : an illiterate statement or expression

>>10929855
This is why I want two wives.

Wife of yore:
>Cooks
>Cleans
>Raises your kids with traditional values
>Virgin, the only partner she had is you
>Takes care of the house
>Serves you your favorite drink when you get home and asks you how your day has been
etc.

Wife of today:
>Doesn't cook
>Doesn't clean
>Doesn't raise your child properly, your child will be raised by (((TV))) until she divorces you and you become an alimony slave
>Could probably make a international multirracial white paper on types of dicks and how to work them
>Maybe she'll give you sex once in a while

All she offers you can be done by a prostitute. What's the catch?

>>10930012
The catch? The destruction of your society to become a cheap slum to buy and whore out industrially or become rabid consumerist for foreign product and weakening their local businesses

>>10930012
Jesus, how depressed are you to have a view THAT bleak. Try making friends with your so called wife first. instead of latching onto the first pair of tits you see. If you can''t want to be in each others company for the rest of your life, you have no business being together.

>>10930022
>Try making friends with your so called wife first.
but women are boring dumb and useless, unicorns are few and far and likely not single. its best to focus on things that are productive to yourself.

>>10930012
>I gained my entire worldview through the internet

>>10930018
I know, it was a rethorical question.
>>10930022
>Jesus, how depressed are you to have a view THAT bleak.
Reality is bleak.
>Try making friends with your so called wife first.
I am eager to engage in conversations about feminism and how sucking tyrone's dick is empowering with a being that has no real world skill other than having memorized feminist literature autistically.

>>10930022
Women practice bitchcraft, and try to compensate for being weaker and dumber by being manipulative and obligating. Fuck them.

>>10930012
have you ever gotten a hooker? I never have but I have thought about it. The problem is I'm a goofy 35 year old white guy and idk how to really find a hooker irl and there's no backpage.com anymore.

I used to think about calling some backpage hooker, but it sounds like you have to worry about a lot of bullshit even then. Before they meet you they want to know all kinds of personal info, and then you meet them and who knows if they really look like their pictures (probably not). And even then, at best you're going to have sex with a drug addict who halfway pretends that she likes it but really you know she doesn't.

>>10929762
Lies, once they get saddled with a kid and a man she will want to party like the old days, leave the chump that knocked her up and live off baby daddy bux and government handouts.

>>10930059
>The problem is I'm a goofy 35 year old white guy
Wow youre the typical john anon

>>10930059
hookers only want to know you have money and are not a cop. Wash your dick if you want to charm them.

>>10929984
Jesus, imagine spending this much time online

>>10930059
another tip... the difference between condom and no condom is a ten dollar bill.

>>10930073
Imagine going to websites where you don't belong. Oh wait, you don't need to imagine.

Try going back to facebook.

>>10929762
>More rarer and rarer.

JFC. And you dare judge others after that grammar seizure? Why is smart mind that think good and do word becoming more rarer and rarer among OPs?

>>10930061
yeah and typical johns have to pay as much money as possible for as little (and low quality) pussy as possible.

>>10930080
>I got here in 2016! I'm an oldfag!

>>10929762
skills arent being pased down and bitches becoming lazy.

>>10930095
If you think it matters how long you say you have been here... draw your own conclusions. I figure you will need crayons. Please do not eat them all.

>>10930080
>every board is /pol/
t.mobileposter scum

>>10930102
You're supposed to get a traditional eastern european wife and let childless abominations be culled off by natural selection.

>>10930012
Husband of yore:
>Earns enough to support a family comfortably
>fixes cars, handy around the house
>teaches kids to be confident and atheltic
>dresses well, never looks like a slob
>brings you flowers all the time
etc.

Husband of today:
>might have a job
>thinks "cooking" is appealing
>hobbies include video games, posting on the internet
>out of shape, lazy
>dresses like a child
>whines and begs for sex

All he offers you can be found by keeping a few betas on the leash. What's the catch?

>>10930114
still better than a cooze. I like fucking women, but you are not getting any respect or treated seriously.

>>10930114
Maybe if you didn't bitch so much to be let into the workforce wages wouldn't have been split in half.

>thinks "cooking" is appealing
In a woman? It's a plus.
>dresses like a child
nope
>out of shape, lazy
nope
>whines and begs for sex
and nope

>All he offers you can be found by keeping a few betas on the leash. What's the catch?
When you hit the wall the betas will move onto the next young whore.

>>10930114
>might have a job
how many married men do you know that are unemployed? I know many married men, all have jobs.
>thinks "cooking" is appealing
...or he does it because no one else wil
>hobbies include video games, posting on the internet
again I know 0 married men with these hobbies

>>>/r9k/

>>10930140
yeah... married man hobbies include hiding from their wives in the basement, and hiding from their wives in the garage. Also, bowling (without their wife).

>>10930155
have you tried to think about what the reasons for that might be?

Is it really becoming more common among males?

Here in NYC, in my age group (mid to late 20s) and income level (middle/upper middle), no one cooks, either gender. Or they only cook very basic meals. People buy lunch and sometimes dinner everyday. Then they wonder why they have no savings.

>>10930114
>All he offers you can be found by keeping a few betas on the leash. What's the catch?

Do women really do this? I have a female friend whose actions gives me mixed messages, but she has a bf, is she keeping me just in case or something? Maybe she noticed I like her and she's doing this?

>>10930159
Because women try to manipulate and obligate because they are lazy, stupid and weak, That is hard to be around when it is not blowing you.

>>10930167
examine your behavior around her. If you find yourself doing her favors you wouldn't do for another friend, try to stop yourself.

>>10930167
needs more info, what do you mean keeping you around? what does your friendship entail?

>>10930175
I know what you mean. I don't buy her anything or do anything involving money regularly (just some symbolic $5 gift a shitload of years ago). But I do keep her company whenever she demands it. Anyway how would I know if she's keeping me on a "leash" or whatever?

>>10930167
Why are you around her if she has a man? What do you have in common if you do not hope to fuck her?

>>10930185
Next time she wants company just tell her no, and if she wants an explanation just say that it would be inconvenient for you. Don't make up some story about how you "can't," make it clear that you could but you just don't want to because it would be a pain in the ass. See how she reacts.

>>10930189
>Why are you around her if she has a man? What do you have in common if you do not hope to fuck her?
She's the most likeminded woman I've met. I'd give it a go if she broke up with her bf.
>>10930197
What would it mean whether she reacts positively or negatively? I'm a bit of a social retard, could you explain it as if I was autistic?

>>10930210
Tell her to break up with him then. If she won't ask her to hook you up with any girls she knows that may like you. If she does not offer anything up, just stop talking to her.

>>10930185
sounds like you're her friend

>>10930217
How does that help at all? Every outcome ends the relationship.

She gifted me something more expensive than what I gifted her before, so the balance is positive for me. She doesn't want me as a wallet but I still have second thoughts about her intentions. Maybe it's just genuine friendship.

>>10930210
>What would it mean whether she reacts positively or negatively?
It's understandable if she's disappointed, but if she whines excessively, tries to retaliate later or generally acts like a bitch then you need to distance yourself from her.

>>10930245
This happened once, I was mad and told her no and she just told me to tell her if I wanted to do it later. Then I regretted it and told her later. This is about the most beta shit I've done and I regret it but well. I can't fucking miss a chance to speak to her for a bit. So I always tell her "yes" to that.
>inb4 creep

>>10930232
If it's give and take that's friendship. The orbiter dynamic is one way, the woman gets all benefits and the orbiter gets the delusion that he'll fuck her at some nonspecific point in the future.

>>10930232
If you are a man, act like one. If you were with her, would you want her to have a guy on the side wanting her as hard as you do? I am trying to help son. Elusive things like love and shit simply are not real. They are parlor tricks and misdirection; as much a myth as Santa. You are an ape that rides a ball of rock and dirt through space for a 100 years at best. Spread your genes if they are strong and worthy. Do what compels you. Avoid or kill what gets in the way.

>>10930254
you're not a creep, but I don't think you can help yourself from being manipulated. Honestly from what you just said I don't think it really matters whether she's purposely taking advantage or not. You can't stop yourself from being too nice to her. I recommend distancing yourself but I'd consider it a miracle if you followed that advice.

>>10930267

>>10930283
Do you cringe often? You might have a tic disorder you walking defect.

>>10930293
d-don't hurt me tough guy

>>10930298
I don't want anything to do with you. Stop asking for my attention.

>>10930300
Stop being such a fag

>>10930255
Yeah it's a bit of give and take. I was just wondering if she's keeping me close in case her current relationship goes to shit. I wouldn't like to be the "emergency" bf to be honest.

It's really fucking me up because I'm not meeting other women since I'm stuck with her. And if I tell her my feelings the whole friendship thing might go to shit since it won't ever be the same.

>>10930267
I know what you mean, I'm as anti-cuck and anti-beta as they get, but I really have a soft spot for this girl. Thing is she's had that bf for 10 years, I don't think I can just drop my feelings and she'll comply.

>>10930279
>but I don't think you can help yourself from being manipulated
So she's manipulating me? How?
>Honestly from what you just said I don't think it really matters whether she's purposely taking advantage or not.
To me it matters, I'd like to know if that's the case.
>You can't stop yourself from being too nice to her.
Yeah...
>I recommend distancing yourself but I'd consider it a miracle if you followed that advice.
Actually, I "dissapeared" without a trace for a few years because I got really jealous over her other male friends and I thought I was over it and didn't see her as a potential partner anymore, then came back and slowly fell in love again.

Why won't wh ores like me. I'm a nice guy but they like jerks who punch and rape them.

>>10930217
>>10930210
>>10930189
>>10930232
Holy bad advice batman!

How jaded are you to think every man/woman relationship needs to be an intimate, love affair? Get some fucking sun and stop watching your japanese dramas you weeb pre-madonnas.
>If she has a man you shouldn't be friends because yopu're also a man
Bull fucking shit. Easily the stupidest thing i've read here on 7 years of 4chan.

>>10930303
Just because you want me to fuck you, that does not make me gay. It makes you a wishful thinker, faggot.

>>10930307
Have you tried punching and raping them?

>>10930305
Ask her point blank if she has any friends that need a man like you. See her response.

>>10930311
What's wishful thinking is your delusion that anyone ever wanted to fuck you. You're just too tough and alpha male for anyone to handle!

>>10930307
most likely, you are ugly or creepy.

>in supremely red pilled r9k virgin voice
Well kiddo, what you need to do is bend the bitch over and fuck her like a man, because [nihilistic platitudes about life]. You can tell I'm right because my head is completely inside my own asshole.

>>10930318
I get laid about twice a week and have not had a relationhassel in year. I do not care if you believe me. You have a dogshit personality and are not interesting.

>>10930305
Well, your story about her getting pissy with you because you couldn't hang out kind of makes her sound like a bitch, but I think that's beside the point.
The truth is I think you're hurting yourself more than she's hurting you (if she's hurting you at all, I'm not sure). She barely has to even act annoyed before you cave in.
I recommend staying away from her mostly to control yourself, so you won't be tempted to do more beta stuff.

>>10930315
yes but I'm slow and soft. I am lucky to get one punch in before they run away and I'm out of breath.

>>10930334
good points.

>>10930330
>I do not care
>is still here defending himself
hahahha you dumb faggot

>>10930330
>I get laid twice a week
Honest question. why? Sex isn't some nectar of the gods, it's simple procreation and stress relief. Are you telling me you're that wound up[ you feel the need to have intimate relations more than every 3 months? Because A. that's not healthy, and B. it's just plain pathetic, and all it says about your character is how insecure and alone you actually are. But elts face the facts, you're a 12 year old kid who's bragging online about things he thinks will get him brownie points, with no actual idea of how the world works outside of his internet bubble.

>>10930334
But then we'll grow apart and the relationship will eventually end.

Deep inside I know the blackpill of this whole thing is that I have to get her out of my life in order to move on but I just can't right now.

Even if it went right and she left him for me. Will the same thing happen to me if a better guy shows up? It's pretty fucked because even if I "win", I'll still have second thoughts because I'm fucking neurotic.

>>10930350
no cunt, you keep demanding my attention. You got it. What do you wanna do with it? I can just keep pissing on your empty head if you'd like.

>This thread
>Food or Cooking
Mods aren't doing their job.

>>10930352
exercise.

>>10930344
Try a knife or a gun. Bitches fear guns.

>>10930357
Try to gather the strength to leave her friendship behind. If you can't do it now, try to plan to do it in the future. If you manage to take a little step back it's likely she will react badly and you'll see exactly why it's a good idea to back away

>>10929780
>doing whatever they feel like.
Not just they feel like, but 180° from what is traditional, even when they feel the urge to do what is traditional and in their dna.

(yeah, yeah, I understand all the great chefs were mostly male, but we're talking about day to day "cooking" duties, right?)

>>10929858
im thinkin arbys

>>10930361
Welcome to Cooking /pol/lock and cod

>>10930364
So is a morning jog, lifiting weights or firing a bow. Sex is hardly a good form of excercise and has a very high chance of throwing out core muscles and organs, as well as rupturing your spine. If you cared about your body at all (Which you obviously don't) You'd find a much more suitable recreational activity than calling diseased hookers to stave off depression.

>>10930369
What if I hurt her? I don't want to hurt her, she's never done nothing bad to me. Maybe it's my fault for falling in love with her. Maybe I was supposed to be just a friend. I'm not getting close to a woman as a friend ever again, lesson learned.

>>10930375
I exercise my abilities to manipulate women. It is a hobby. The rest for your straws you are grasping at do not apply to me or deserve comment.

>>10929780
>>10929823
I see that as a good thing, actually. Not much of a fan of traditional American expectations. Generally led to wasted talent, weird religious beliefs and racism/homophobia/xenophobia. Not to mention all kinds of weird sexual hang-ups and mediocre food because pleasure was supposed to be bad. Not my jam.
>>10929762
We've now had three (in some families four) generations of women who knew they didn't have to cook if they didn't want to - it was their choice. Many opted not to very often because the idea of their mother/grandma/great-grandma chained to the stove looked unappealing to them. At the same time the rise of the celebrity chef (almost always male) and the cooking competition show made picking up the slack appealing to many men, especially those who did not grow up expecting that a wife would be cooking for them. Among those I know under 30 who aren't from immigrant families or live in rural areas the men are much more likely to cook on a regular basis than the women. Watching Masterchef (new season sucks, btw) tonight most of the ads were aimed at men - football broadcasts, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, pickup trucks...

>>10930381
stop being a faggot and hurt her

>>10930375
>rupturing your spine.

>>10930383
You can literally see the fedora through the internet, holy shit.

>>10930358
I'm gonna laugh at you gay boy, and your stupid ass will keep feeding me (You)s because you're fresh off the boat from the gay alien website. When's the last time you kissed your father on the lips?

>>10930389
>When's the last time you kissed your father on the lips?
Do americans really do this?

>>10930389
we got a fat girl looking for a feeder here.

>>10930387
so, you are delusional and see shit that ?

>>10930383
>It's a hobby
It's psychopathy and prime internet-based male behavior. Justify it all you want but everything your own psychological profile has so far spoken about you makes you to be a deranged womanizer who prioritizes sex over humanity. Diagnosis: Take a few pills and 6 months off of 4chan. You need a healthy dose of reality STAT.

>>10930394
Do eurangutans not smooch daddy mouth to mouth? It's 2018, get with the times.

>>10930403
your judgments are small minded and based on the work of apes I do not respect. Your version of "reality" is a fucking chick movie.

>>10930385
I don't want to deal with this shit again. When I left for a few years I went angry as fuck and got in several fights. I almost die. It's just my way to deal with these feels. If I leave again I'm leaving forever. But I don't want to deal with it now. Anyway thanks for the advice.

>>10930368
I tried a knife but she just got turned on, so I started choking her and then her pussy started literally gushing smelly lubricant everywhere so I just threw her and briskly walked as fast as I could away

>>10930415
lol

>>10930415
Says the "man" who's perception of reality is a 1940's cop drama

>>10930415
Answer my question gaylord: when did you last kiss your father on the lips?

>>10930415
m'lord

>>10930431
Why? So you can get hard thinking about it? Go away faggot.

>>10930423
>pussy started literally gushing smelly lubricant everywhere
And you didn't commence to /sip/? You fucked up big time pal that was first rate scared girl pee.

>>10930441
Haha this fag kisses his papi on the lips, probably with tongue, and he's embarrassed to admit it. He grinds his pathetic little hard dick against daddy's leg while he makes out with him, but he gets red faced and denies it online.

>>10930448
Hey this is a blue board you faggot, that gave me a boner and I'm straight, fuck off.

>>10930443
I thought it would be ungentlemanly to sip her pussy juices, at least while she was there. I returned to the crime scene later to jack off in the bushes and try to sniff what was left of the dried up pussy juice.

>>10930448
That is in your gay mind. You just outed yourself missy.

>>10930423
Should've just forced the knife on her cunt and then put your dick in so you can pretend you're raping a pure innocent virgin girl so you get as hard as diamonds.

>>10930448
go on, but change the protagonist to a schoolboy and change the dad to his titcow teacher whose husband just died in the war

>>10930467
That's in your gay reality. You've always been outed sissy.

>>10930475
I'm not sure how that works physically but maybe I can try that move one day when I finally have sex

>>10930503
>I'm not sure how that works physically
You make her bleed inside with the knife, then pullout the knife and start raping her, the blood will act as lube in case she's dried up out of fear.

Might or might not involve death. I've never stayed long enough to know.

>>10930490
you are the only one going on about gay shit. I have no interest in your gaytention. No means no sir. Do not make me use my rape whistle.

>>10930484
Okay but the teacher has a gigantic woman's penis. It's not gay, because she's a woman, and the penis is a woman's penis. It's straight. Getting called into a one on one meeting with your titcow teacher, and getting nervous about her catching you staring at her tits is straight. Her calling you over to her side of the desk so you can see your graded paper is straight too. Nothing wrong with sitting on her lap either. When you feel something stiff press against your little boy butt and get confused, there's nothing gay about that. If she were to force you down to your knees and lift up her skirt to reveal her raging (woman's) erection, it's completely hetero to feel your little boy downstairs harden up. But if your mouth dries up from nervousness, that's fucking gay. Because it's a woman's penis. And it's your job as a straight boy to suck it.

Any time you're ready, mods.

>>10930516
>Do not make me use my rape whistle.
If you keep taking trophies the cops are going to bust you, dipshit.

>>10930533
>be on nofap day 10
>this shit

>>10930542
hahahahhah

>>10930533
Well said, Aleksandr!

>>10930384
This is some weapons grade bait.

>>10930533
I hope she is gentle

>>10929762
I don't know about other guys, but i started cooking stuff because i wanted to be capable at feeding myself a vairety of things that were fresh. Instead of saying, "i dont know how to cook lol" i just looked up recipes for shit, and since im not retarded, i can follow some directions and make most things no problem. Its simply to easy to not be able to do. Anyone who can't cook is either stupid or lazy. But probably lazy.

>>10930568
Maybe in your view. In mine it's a pretty simple explanation of what happened in the end of the 20th Century and the start of the 21st in America.

>>10930381
>I'm not getting close to a woman as a friend ever again, lesson learned
This. A lot of people will tell you this is bullshit and that it’s possible and normal for a man and a woman to have a platonic relationship, but these people are being naive and idealistic. With very few exceptions, one partner will become too emotionally attached to the other. I understand that it’s theoretically possible for this to not be the case, but, in practicality, it always is

>>10930381
If she cares about you, ask her if she knows some great single girl that would as well. See how she reacts. If she reacts like you are her property and are acting out of line, never speak to her again.

>>10930607
the current status of the United States and the world at large is not a subjective opinion.

>>10930643
topkek

>>10929762
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

Most women are stupid as fuck, even the ones that are supposedly "good" professional chefs aren't really that good, they've just followed the recipes or their teachers teachings to the letter and use decent ingredients but lack any kind of drive to actually "think outside the box".
Example, they lack a certain ingredient, not even a really vital one, could be easily replaced with something else available or not used alltogether but what do they do? They'l panic and eventually hit the store to buy some.

>>10930675
Imagine saving a copypasta on your computer in the form of a nitepad. Nigger faggot

>>10930675
I know this pasta. I am a HUGE misogynist, but if you ever have to resort to hitting a woman, you can never call yourself a man.

I keep a giant mexican broad on retainer to hit women for me. Life saver.

>>10930688
>nitepad
whomp whomp

>>10929858
>log off
stupid summerfag roastie salty she can't get laid as a woman because she's uglier than Satan's taint, and because she can't cook worth a damn and is angry that /ck/ is basically a cooking memeboard with no real advice
fuck off

>>10929798
basic bitches are into snapchat and shopping, not cooking.

>>10929858
i haven't seen bait this powerful in a long time

>>10930675
Delicious pasta, if a little stale.

>>10930079
>rawdogging a literal prostitute
line cook detected

>>10930724
We just had copypasta about marrying the grill you knocked up in high school. No one is gonna win this shit thread.

>>10930724
you don't fuck hookers. you make them do humiliating shit and then have them blow you.

>>10930682
Cooking, like every other task, is best performed by men. All the best chefs are men.

>>10930774
>All the best chefs are men.
Unless it's a masa based dish. Then women seem to win out everytime.

>>10930783
but man cannot live on tamales alone, son

>>10930788
That's why tacos, huraches, sopes, gorditas and chalupas exist. To say nothing of tlacoyos.

>>10930749
No need to reason. There are men on this board right now who make love to prostitutes and treat them like goddesses.

Because they don't cook anymore so we had to learn.

>>10929762
Jewish television brainwashes white females into thinking the pinnacle of life is getting wasted at parties and fucking niggers.

White males realize having a white girlfriend or wife is a liability and a tickingbomb that just doesn't pay off and either die childless or get a mailbride from jungle-asia, or, if beta enough, raises jamal's son.

Genocide by assimilation 101.

>>10930749
>paying money to make people do weird shit
thats why youll never make it. you need to get them to do it for free.

>>10930724
This is the most cooking-centric comment on this thread

>>10930860
>no friends, no job, and a virgin
>still thinks hes better than somebody because someone he has never met that sorta has his skin color actually accomplished things

You're in fact just a fucking loser

>>10929834
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>>10930060
Seriously. OP's pic is just some desperate technique modern whores use nowadays for child support and whatever else she'll take from ya after divorce once she starts partying every weekend again.

>>10930875
when does he imply any of that you faggot

>>10930080
>when you're so delusional of how the real world works and resort to the online world

>>10930877
I think Mali would be a closer guess, friend.

>>10930875
>is a nigger
>still thinks he deserves reparations, food stamps and affirmative action because someone he has never met was enslaved or something

You're in fact just a fucking loser.

So do mods just not come to /ck/ or are they leaving this thread up on purpose?

>>10931092
I don't know for sure. I hear that crying "MODS MODS MODS" may help if your SJW self is beginning to feel a little uncomfortable when observing a discussion between adults.

>>10931105
>I shit up every board I come to with offtopic bullshit because I don't have a life outside of internet identity \ politics, sorry if I'm destroying your worldview
Go on, tell me you've been here since 200X and this is how 4chan always was and you're justified in complaining about how much you hate women on the food and cooking board.

>>10929762
One of the biggest reason today is how easy it is to learn everything, and since both parents has to work JUST to sustain their kids, house and everything, they won't bother teaching their kids to do that. In old times you had the wife stay at home but due to raging feminists pilled with entrepreneurs on top and kikes, you have two workers instead of one, and the kids will be not properly be raised from the get go

>>10931114
not him. Leave. this way of posting is over.

Men master another skill now that a new generation is inept and wholly unable to do it

I don't really understand why some women are so adverse to cooking.
Especially the ones who later complain that they can't find a man. Having a gf/wife that can cook is still one of THE most desirable things for a man.

>>10929858
>I'm a guy

>>10931155
Because they are retarded its literally as simple as that. For some reason they think that it's a good thing. My wife had to tell her one of her friends that she wasn't invited to our parties anymore. She got cut out because she would show up and eat and drink all of the wine at pot luck style dinner parties without bringing anything at all. Over and over again and finally she drank someone's expensive bottle of wine that everyone was supposed to taste like all by herself and she got banned. She always joked about how she couldn't cook, acting like it was quirky and a trait men would be interested in. I don't know how they can be so delusional with how shitty of a person they are. Repeatedly showing up to dinners and then not paying her own way and expecting one of the men their to pay for it. Like fuck off with that surrogate boyfriend bullshit, learn the skill.

>>10929858
You need to go back.