/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>peter luger
meine neiger

>>10929639
I'd say the only bad thing about Peter Luger is they don't take card. Only cash. I never have cash on me.

>>10929651
only been a couple times but I remember the experience overall being exceptional

>>10929665
damn nigga you cute, lemme take you out this weekend. we can grab some vodka soda's at the wythe hotel rooftop bar after dinner.

>local tap water

>>10929691
nyc local tap water is god tier.

>>10929698
For cooking. FOR COOKING.

>>10929703
for drinking too....

I drink hotdog water on the reg as well.

>>10929626
>Peter Lugers

literally the GOAT, I go there for brunch all the time

>>10929720
lets grab brunch this weekend.

>>10929626
>paying for overpriced food

disgust

>be rich
>treat prices of steak restaurants as black swan events
fukn' fag't

>$110 for a 2 person steak
>$15 for tomatoes
>$12 for onion rings
>Still have the audacity to ask for 18-22% tip on top of this shit

Jew York indeed.

>>10929698
Unless you're kosher lol

>>10929811
i have saved so much money by never tipping anytime I eat out.

>>10929818
nigga Im a full on goytoy.

these jewish hoes can't get enough of my gentile dick.

>>10929819
I legitimately would not tip if I ate there. I'm already paying a premium.

>>10929698
Literally full of estrogen
I'm not even memeing
And yes I live in this shithole

>>10929626
Black Swan of restaurants

>>10929837
wya nigga. i'll show you my 9 inch thick estrogen filled cock.

>>10929698
Except for the Giardia

>>10929837
No there is a 38 mile tunnel from a pristine water source-it could have lead from the distribution pipes but not estrogen.

>>10929851
whats wrong with my Waifu?

>>10929651
>they don't take card
They take Debit cards, just not credit.

>>10929826
Better warn them hoes
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-news/nyc-water/

>>10929897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSDMTQN2lvs

>>10929720
7 fries, cool

>>10929860
Looks like quagmire from family guy

>go to new york
>go to fancy restaurant
>order fancy steak
>whine about prices
I would bounce his bald head off of the floor. Learn to manage your expectations, you stupid bitch.

>>10929626
>paying for someone to cook your steak
Steak is the easiest meat to cook. I'd have a harder time cooking a pork chop or a chicken breast. I'd rather go to the fancy butcher shop, get my own dry aged steak for $56 a pound, and cook it myself. Imagine how much more a restaurant would charge me for that same steak. Fuck that. I can throw a piece of meat in a pan for a few minutes myself. Mash up some potatoes and cook up some green stuff and you've got a luxurious steakhouse meal in no time.

>>10929626
wtf you can't tell anything about that steak from that picture

>>10931222
I legitimately thought it was poo for a moment.

>>10929720
That looks cute and tasty, but what tiny portions.

>>10929717
Be honest, you suck on anything as long as a wiener has been near it.

>>10929720
See you there, anon

>>10931156
>implying you can get a proper sear at home on a THICC steak

Seriously you're retarded, or you'll end up sous vide, reverse sear bullshit meme in order to get it cooked.


If you're a rich fag with some crazy pro-level kitchen hardware, go right ahead and pop it in your infrared broiler at 1800F, but unless you're sitting on some sick tech, you will simply not get the same quality you'd get at a decent steakhouse.

>>10930274
Quagmires Dad you mean.

>>10929698
Why're new yorkers so defensive about their hovel-city? The tap water's disgusting and goes bacterial after a day in a water bottle.

>>10932382
>grug fire no good cook meat. must trade many rock for better fire from other village

>>10932699
we we're talking about 500f+ difference in temps, it'll make a difference.

>local tap water
as opposed to shipping a glass of water from another state?

What kind of disgusting barbarian drinks tap water?

>>10932703
>He doesn't import his water.

>>10932709
The kind who looks down on the sub humans who drink out of the hose.

>>10932702
>what are diminishing returns

If I go to any York 'rough im finding a slice of 'za. love a York slice. not eating hijabi steak

>>10929779
Nicholas Taleb made tons of cash predicting the 2008 stock market crash. He can eat at any restaurant without ever paying attention to the price.

>>10929626
>can't even get local tap water
what?

>>10930275
are you autistic? he's saying it's not worth the price. aka overpriced.

I'm really glad millenials are killing the overpriced steak house desu. That was always my least favorite type of restaurant because the bulk of what you're paying for is the atmosphere.

Bullshit that meat costs you consumer market price; all those places are making deals with meat distributors for wholesale and marking everything including the blanched broccoli up to 600%. Steakhouses are one of those places that trick you into thinking what you're getting is something you cannot prepare readily at home. They doll up all these products on white plates and have it delivered to you by servers in white shirts and black pants who call you sir or ma'am. But the reality is that if you have a functional range, a sturdy pan, and are able to follow directions you can also make a steak just as good as any restaurant. You think blanching asparagus and stirring some garlic into hot butter to go on top is hard? Cutting potatoes really thin and dousing them in bechamel is toddler shit. Fuck you can even age a ribeye at home.

>>10933162
Agreed, though what you're describing isn't limited to steakhouses. I'd argue that you could easily do the vast majority of any restaurant food at home.

>>10933189
I also agree but I think steak houses are the worst offender because all those foods are really that simple. Going to a high end Italian or Japanese place might offer some more complex fair that the average home chef may struggle with, but a steak house doesn't have that type of technique backing it.

>>10933162
based and redpilled. I only like them because with the "fancy" ambience comes a nice cocktail menu

>>10929860

There's literally nothing wrong with Giada. She's the perfect wife.

>>10932702
You can easily reach those temps with a fire and a hairdryer, I do it for blacksmithing all the time.

>>10933489
>perfect wife

Unless she can satisfy a line of black bulls, lolno

>>10932702
>>10933824
>>10932699
>>10932382

i am now tempted to build a forge to see if i can sear steak in it.

>>10929626
>drinking local tap water
>not drinking imported French or Italian tap water

>>10929860
she's smiling way too big about nothing. anybody who can put on a smile like that just to take a picture is kind of a psycho with no real feelings. she can probably fake being angry or sad too. also too many teeth.

>>10929720
>8 chips

>>10929860
her mouth is so wide wtf

>>10929860
Fuckin Dolphin teeth

>>10934529
I looked at all the replies to that photo and yours generated a good “closed eyes smirk” from your boy.
She looks like she wears the underwear with the dickholes in it.

>>10929626
based antifragile roman, destroying turk scum menace

>>10934115
Do it, it's super easy to make.

>>10929626
It is illegal to host a food establishment that does not supply some form of water and toilets free of charge.

>>10934738
It is here in arizona.

>>10932689
Because they dont want to come to terms with how shit their overpriced city actually is

doesnt he know that nyc tap water isn't native to lebanon? no skin detected in this game

>>10929860
who is this semen demon?

>>10934231
>chips

Fuck off bong

>>10935114
Giada DeLorentis. Didn't watch food network in the early 2000's?