/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10929311

When it starts to creampie in the middle

>>10929311
slightly more than enough.

>>10929321
thats actually a good measurement

>>10929311
Not even that is enough and that shit in your pic looks whipped, which is worthless, and needs 5x the amount anyways

>>10929349
>whipped, which is worthless

You aren't my friend anymore.

>>10929311
when the amount of cream cheese has more calories than the bagel.

>>10929311
Anything less than a whole brick is unacceptable

>>10929311
You only need a schtickle of schmear, goyim. Think of it as grout to lay the foundation of your bagel. Which should include lox, red onion, and capers. Tomato is optional.

>>10929311
A freshly toasted everything bagel with cream cheese, smoked lox and thinly sliced red onions is one of those things I dearly miss, now that I am doing the meme keto diet.

But to answer the question, I always ask the people to go light on the cream cheese because I want to taste my lox and onions. So not too much cream cheese.

>>10929411
a Jew would only know about grout if they audited a job site. You sir, are a pseudokike

>>10929311
I like cream cheese but I don't know enough recipes to really make it worth getting regularly.

>>10929411
>capers
>using cream cheese instead of taramasalata
>not using picked onions

1/3 brick is too much fatty
I’ve been on a kick lately
Jalapeño cream cheese(Mt. Olive brand only) do not deviate
Or else confectioners sugar, sugar strawberries.
For veggie some chopped carrots and celery and A small amount of onion soup mix slightly rehydrated. So good

>>10929349
You should die

>>10929411
tomatoes aren't optional you god damn jewish faith having person

>>10929428
or if they idk...laid tile?

>>10930042
Jews do not do actual work or build anything.

>>10930070
Jews built their own country out of a barren desert.

>>10930127
that is not their country. Jews have no country, or place among humans.

>>10929411
I don't get what the onions and tomato bring to the table here. Seems better without them

>>10930130
Empty words from an empty mind

>>10930144
Jews are not fit to judge anything. They are a parasitic nomad caste.

>>10929311
Look at that poor sad thing, it doesn't have smoked scottish salmon on it.

Now look at this one... guess which one wins?

>>10930150
So because you're a poor angry bitch is the fault of the jews?

>>10929451
>taramasalata
No one knows what you're talking about.

>>10930339
I retired at 30 and my grandkids will not have to work if they do not want to unless the jews fuck shit up.

>>10929324
much more than enough

back in my day, a pony thread meant something

>>10930343
How would jews fuck up your retirement?
As Shakespeare wrote, look not to the stars but to yourself. That means don't blame others for your own problems.

>>10930436
There's /mlp for that now.

>>10930445
The run many banks... right into the ground. It is all they do.

>>10930445
I do not have problems. I have vision and an understanding of history that you lack.

>>10930449
Have you considered that it's really not all banks and they're smart?

>>10930457
Apparently not if you're blaming others for your problems. Let's say jews didn't exist, then who you next blame for your minimum wage job and your problems?

>>10930460
No. Read history. They have no country and no country wants them for long. They are an isolationistic, corrupting force.

>>10930468
I retired at 30. I am 43 now. Money is not a consideration in my life. My only real worry is for the betterment of mankind.

>>10930479
Lemmie guess, you're a palistinian lover? Actually jews do have a nation called Isreal made after WW II by treaty. They after the UK are likely the best ally of the USA.

>>10930487
What's your point?

>>10930491
No, I am vichy french. You suck at guessing. I do not care what land your people squat on in this brief historical window.

>>10930487
You wrote all that and failed to make a point. You're 43 years hasn't done much for you.

>>10930505
So then if everything is so brief to you, why do think that jews are against you?

I like it when you take a big bite and cream cheese pushes through the hole and touches your nose.

Then I like licking the hole clean.

>>10930515
hahahaha! yeah yeah and a bit of scallion sticks to your nose.

>>10929311
>toasted everything bagel
>light smear of cream cheese
>smash 1/2 an avocado in a bowl, add a little salt and pepper, if desired a tiny splash of citrus
>put on cream cheese
>fry an egg in butter
>put on avocado
>get your favorite god damn hot sauce
>put on egg
Wa la it literally doesn't get better.

If I'm eating just a bagel with cream cheese and no other toppings, of course I want to eat a shit ton of cream cheese.

>>10930512
I am a man. Jews are the enemy of man. They are a self-isolating tribe of uniquely selfish and self agrandizing people.

>>10930524
I'm not jewish but I do know that you're full of shit. I'm Prussian.

>>10930524
No you're not a man, you're a weak nigger.

>>10930538
Give me your address. If you are close I am willing to come discuss it.

>>10930531
disprove anything I have said. If I am wrong, show me and I will thank you.

>>10930137
Flavor?

>>10930553
I don't have to "disprove" your bullshit assertions, you have to prove them in the first place and you haven't done that.

>>10930559
booberry.

>>10930585
so, we are done?

>>10930618
Who is "we?"

>>10930618
Me and the idiot

>>10929311
However much you want.

>>10930531
>I'm Prussian
you mean a 56% mutt with dubious german heritage? please

Fuck it's been ages since I had a bagel. I'll definitely get some next time I go shopping. So good.

>>10929411
>>10930137
the red onions blend well with the creaminess and seafood flavors, not to mention much added bite and bit of crunch to an otherwise mushy experience. I agree though, tomatoes are completely optional and may be overwhelmingly mushy/creamy. Onions on the other hand are a necessity.

>>10930491
holy fuck an unironic greatest ally post

>>10930127
LOL. The Jews built their country by genociding the local palestinian population who they displaced, and are continuing to colonize them. The country was given to them in the first place by Europe. Israel wouldn’t have nukes to defend themselves if they didn’t literally steal uranium from the USA.

>>10930491
>15 shekels has been deposited into your bank account

>>10930941
It wasn't a gift. They were sent there because no one would take them. The Germans had been trying to get them to leave for decades before the war. They wouldn't leave and no one would take them.

>>10929311
when you can't taste the salmon

>>10930445
Shakespeare also lived in a country that, at the time, had no Jews in it.

>>10930993
They could just move to Poland or Romania or some shithole. They genocided the local palestinian population. Would you let a family of jews kick you out of your house because no one likes them? They actually believe that the word of their god dictates they own that land. It’s no better than jihadism.

>>10931041
They are deadends because of isolation and how they breed. No worries bro. Matter of time.

>>10929311
Depends on preference. For me, i like a healthy dollop of cream cheese on each side of my bagel.

>>10929411
>tomato is optional
No, but the capers are.

bagels are too many carbs by themselves

>>10929311
>How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?
never put cream cheese on a bagel.
I put bean chili on my bagel. re-fried beans is also a great substitute.

>>10933041
this stuff mixed with some kind of habanero salsa instead of water, scooped up onto a bagel bite by bite (the whole thing won't stay on)

>>10929411
capers on top confuse me. i embed them into the cream cheese, otherwise they just fall off

Did you eat my mango body butter?


No. I shmeared it on a bagel

bagels and deenz
ye or ne?

>>10929311
1/4” is perfect

>>10934246
Nah 5/16" is way better

I usually get a shmear. But pro tip, Arla cream cheese is the best shit I've ever had in my whole life. Especially the herbs and spices blend.

used to love bagels in highschool it's a shame they're jewish

>>10935627
oh, that's what college is for..