/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why does she dress like she's in a cult

>>10927814
Fuck off, dumb waifu shill poster.

>>10927816
She has a tshirt on today and an apron to avoid getting messy.

>>10927822
don't bully molly.

>>10927816

it's a good look

shes fine as hell. don't know how anyone could say otherwise

>>10927814
"accidentally" ;) sent the recipe to the entire team ^_^ guess i haaaaave to make it now! !!! :^)

Molly reminds me of Hannah Mays. Was always cute and knew it. Then everyone found out she was retarded. Now they just let her hang out and look pretty.

>>10927852
not ugly but she is plain af

>>10927852
because some people do not have garbage taste.

I'd love to try some of Molly's muffs.

>>10928126
fight me

>>10928091
thats the appeal you dumb fuck

>>10928126
What are you gay?

>>10929110
Why would you obsess over a 5/10? How desperate and unattractive are you?
She seems nice though. I'd bang her just to spite you

>Posting a vid of anyone but Claire

Faggot detected.

>>10927814
>>10927814
11/10

>>10927816
because she fucked her way through life and now that she finally snagged a rich husband she feels like she doesnt have to "try" anymore. thats why she doesnt wear make up and only wears frumpy hippie maternity clothes. molly is trash.

>>10929295
>He prefers frumpelstiltskin to Molly
I shiggy diggy

there is a something about mary going on here

>>10929299
>>10929325
>that nose
filthy jew

HOW IS THERE NOT MORE (or any really) RULE 34 OF ALL THE CUTIE PIES FROM THIS FUCKING VID SERIES?

GOD DAMN IT WANT TO SEE CLAIRE AND MOLLY FUCK EACH OTHER

>>10929283
As if you could.

>>10927814
I'd eat her muffin

>>10929299
>>10929339
What the fuck is wrong with her nose, it looks sunburnt in every single video of hers

>>10927814
Kys waifu shill poster

>>10927814
>Not specifying the amounts for a baking recipe in the video and forcing you to visit their website for add money
Jews are cancer

>>10929952
it's big and hooked and ugly and always sunburned

>>10927814
Some of the least appetizing muffins I have ever seen

>our girl
That is not simply sarah

>>10929100
>>10929116
>garbage taste in women
this is how ugly keeps being born

>>10929977
chef john does the same faggot shit
he even shamelessly admitted double dipping in his behind the scenes video that one time.

>>10930056
Atleast chef John makes interesting food, these muffins suck.
Also:
>This guy does it so it is ok
kys

>>10930087
I wasn’t trying to make a point, they’re both cunts

>>10930096
Fair enough

>>10927814
Molly is literally a roastie she will never be our girl

>>10927814
>/our girl/

that aint claire.

>>10931006
.>>10929295
Absolutely based

>>10931601
Granny looking bitch lol

>>10931604
Do NOT bully Claire!!

>>10931611
Seriously, with the grey hair I can't tell whether she's 30 or 60

>>10927814
who the fuck is this literal 3/10 and why are you shilling her youtube channel

>>10929822
based

>>10931613
Oh no you guys, some autist on the internet doesn't like her hair, I hope poor Claire can recover...

The only thing Molly has over Claire is bigger tits, the end.

>>10931613
it's an autoimmune disorder, jackass.

>>10931916
Aids?

>>10931881
And a better face, voice and personality.

claire has an incredible brapper

>>10931918
Nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again!

I bet Molly has a slight muff of delicate blonde hair, as awe inspiring as an angel's halo. It probably smell's slightly of vanilla because of lotion that she massages into her thighs every day, but you would get the smallest hint of her natural musk. I for one would love to go to town on it.

OTP

>honey butter
Never tried this before. Seems interesting, but what strange mixture.

>>10930001
OMG

>>10932385

>>10933111
getting freaky in the walk in

>>10932495
It’s actually pretty good even just on toast or waffle

>>10933111
Checked

>>10927814
>Vegan looking thot

Post the weird ones ass

>>10933407

>>10933098
I just want to bend her over a table and ram my dick into her fine gargantuan ass until my balls are dry and shiveled and she moans and convulses in pure bliss until we both collapse on the kitchen floor and her husband in the corner shoots ejaculate until some Frito pie we all eat afterwards while watching Norris Texas Ranger

>>10927852
She's definitely okay as hell but I wouldn't go further than that

>>10929283
hot girls are overused to saturation in the media, I get seeing plain girls as a novelty/fetish

>>10933111
They didn't even acknowledge his existence

>>10929822
I don't get it

>>10931613
Does it matter

>>10933436
U mean Walker tx ranger cunt

>>10931601
she is not going to age well

>>10932210
how dare he wear that shirt

>>10928091
plain is good

>>10933648
She's already ageing well, she's in her 60's.

>>10929301
Dressing like a bum is one thing, but I appreciate a woman who doesn't need the make-up jew to be a passable person. Makeup makes everyone look identical to each other.

>>10934314
or it can just ruin natural beauty

>>10934364
Agreed. I had a girl who was obsessed with makeup, despite looking great without it. I tried to tell her this but girls don't listen to men on these matters.

BA Powerranking:

1. Brad
2. Claire

POWER GAP
3. Brad
4.Vinnie
5.Molly

POWERGAP
91. Carla

>>10934384
based ranking

Carla is old and shit, has the worst personality but somehow gets all the videos with celebrities like Natalie Portman and gets like three videos a week. Her last name “Music” is also a fucking meme.

>>10934364
And it will make women age like milk if they wear it nearly every day.

>>10934368
Women hold other women back with vulture culture. Its an endless contest of sabotage by getting advice from your rivals rather then the men you are actually trying to attract.

>>10934398
kind of like drinking

>>10934384
>>10934395

Absolutely based!
I also hate Carla, she talks way too much and is not funny at all. I would like to see more videos of Chris though. He comes across really knowledgeable

>>10932385
truth told

>>10933111
babish is trying so hard to fit in, it's honestly pathetic

>>10934605
>>10934395
I don't like the videos where BA brings famous people just because they are famous. It is much better when they partner with people who know their stuff and the host actually learns with us. Like when Brad sees how stuff is made or when he partnered with Claire to learn how to make that sourdough bread.

Yeah but seriously, where is the Claire porn

Someone make it, I NEEEEEEDDDD IIITTTT

>>10934605
Brad also has a way better chemistry with Matty than with Babish

>>10927814
someone tell her to angle her knife so she doesn't look like a retard

>>10927814
I put 4:47 on loop while masturbating and pretending it was the sound of her doing sex and it was really fun.

>>10929813
You're right, I didn't know who she was before viewing this thread and I certainly wouldn't waste my time even trying to figure out her name kek

>>10933478
I definitely see the appeal in that, that makes more sense to me

>ywn work at the BA test kitchen
why even live

>>10927814
>uptalk and vocal fry
dropped

>>10935006
>soyboy and chad

>>10935006
based
>>10937097
cringe

>>10933421
God damn i'd give anything to sniff that

>>10927814
Couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of this annoying cunt. Kys OP

>>10934384
You forgot Andy, I really like him he looks genuine

I feel like Molly is the millennial Pioneer Woman.

>>10934384
i don't know his name, but that one gay sounding guy in claire's vids seems pretty based. always gives her the best advice and isn't too much of a memer. he's a good foil to brad and keeps the whole thing seeming semi professional and not TOO much of a big fake hugbox to appeal to millenials. its a really delicate balance but they really nail it, claire's "make a gourmet version of something" videos are perfect

>>10937400

>>10937270

>>10934659
You might be on to something here anon

>>10927814
I don't know anything about her cooking but I'd really like to eat her cunt.

>*le cool stoner voice* nuuuh normally i'd abbreviate in my uuh videos but nyou can't call them muffs *le cool stoner voice*

wow I LOVE this channel xD

>>10932014
sorry 'T

>>10937980
dude what would happen if we incorporated youtube poop-esque humor into our boring cooking videos lmao: the channel

>>10937270
*sniff*

>>10927814
this girl looks like a young version of my mom and has the same name as my childhood dog
weird feels

>>10929822
i already buttered it senpai

>>10937322
>>10937400

the 2nd Brad was ment to be Andy
>me

Just made these to trick my niece into eating more vegetables. They are actually pretty good, I think i should have added a little bit more pepper than recipe called for, but I like them, not too sweet and taste like light cornbread.

>>10935006
When will they learn

>>10941053
corn doesn’t even count as vegetables, it’s just sugar, you’re a shit uncle

>>10941053
>tricked my niece into eating bread, sugar, and butter
wow bravo

>>10937400
what a faggy fucking post

>>10934395
>the same sperg in every thread who can't shut up about her hyphenated last name
why are you so triggered by her husband's last name?

inb4 "it's weird lol". use your words and describe it better than that, dipshit

>>10934591
>chris
lol they don't even film vids with him anymore because he's so creepy and unrelatable. he looks like the kind of sperg who likes feet. they need to film more with amiel or whatever his name is, the guy who looks like he's high on lsd and who makes kombucha fruit roll ups- he's the right kind of weird

>>10941311
Fruit roll guy looked like a creepy hipster. Kind of uncool in my opinion.

bitch doesn't even know what shucking corn is and she works in the food industry

9.5/10 wife material

>>10941363
>>10941363
>you have to know how to make a car to drive it
>you have to know how colors work to see them
>you have to know everything about an ingredient to cook with it

>>10941311
DON'T BULLY CHRIS, HE IS JUST A LITTLE AWKWARD!!!

>>10927814
lesbo