/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10924411
give it an internet connection

>>10924411
Use a power drill

>>10924411
i got you covered anon

>>10924411
Why would you want to? It works perfectly.

>>10924634
>three jars of dill
>two jars of cayenne
what did schwartz mean by this?

>>10924422
Yes.
And make it only work if it is connected to wi-fi

>>10924411
I have one of those, but I use pic related for seeds because it's faster.

>>10924642
It's not even the same picture of the jar either. They rotated it, took a new picture, photoshopped out the background, and then placed it over the spice rack again. They could have just put actual jars in the spice rack and taken one photo. Fuck me.

>>10924411
I have the exact same one. I use it to store things

>>10925089
what things

>>10924411
I got that exact one in my cave.

Grug find that make bowl and crushing rock more big make go crush faster.

Good for make mammoth bone dust, snort to make little grug hard for snoosnoo with berrypicker.

>>10924411
Ever considered ACTUALLY using it for its' purpose which is to POUND and SMASH?

>>10924411
A wrecking ball.

Bluetooth and wifi connection + app on a smartphone.
Like c’mon even sex toys already have apps.

how do we improve upon this caveman shit?

>>10926364
Harnessing sunlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSyHgO5fmQ

>>10924411
use hydraulic press

>>10924411
I personally only use a large hadron collider for my spices anymore. Nothing else provides the level of pulverization I demand.

>>10924985
Seems the problem with something like that would be cleaning it. Cleaning a mortar and pestle is quick and easy, some machine like that would take hours.

>>10924411
Ask your mom to sit on the spices

>>10924411
>how do we improve upon this caveman shit?
use a coffee grinder.

>>10926557
I also make use of power tools in the kitchen. I know most men use a circular saw to open their cans but I prefer the precision of the impact wrench. What's your tool of choice?

>>10926561
I rinse it out and wipe it with a towel. It takes a minute.

>>10926636
Indeed, cleaning a mortar and pestle is damn simple.

>>10926636
Anyone that can't clean out a mortar and pestle in less than a minute or even two doesn't deserve to have one.

>>10924703
And put an apple logo on it.
iMortor play music while you cook directly from the your iMusic cloud!

>>10924411
pic related is mine, I use it to crush my multivitamins into a fine powder before I snort them.

>>10927031

>>10926861
Have you ever considered that you're iFag?

>>10926557
>>10926560
both of these but unironically

>>10924411
you can't and won't
I have two of these and use both most days- one for coffee and the other for spices
learning how to use one properly changed how I used seeds and other spices completely

The only way to properly make pesto.
You do make your own pesto, right OP? Show us your basil cultivation please.

>>10924411
you use medieval shit, of course, you neanderthal.

>>10926561
>>10926636
Even with the types of grinders where you can't access the parts that need cleaning, you can run some rice through to clean it.

>>10928297
It's like that basil just can't wait to be pounded.

Can't, it works great and is indestructible unless you drop it from a 2nd story window onto concrete. Your spawn, should you be stupid enough to breed, will inherit it from you.

>>10928415
>tfw the recipe calls for one smashed clove of garlic

>>10925882
bassd grugg poster

>>10928705
Thank

>>10928766
OP said improve, not convert into a dumbass unitasker that takes more effort to use.