/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why don't /v/ stay on their own board?

>>10915654
Why can't 4chan conjugate properly?

>>10915659
/v/ can be treated as either plural or singular since it's a group of people. Just you have to be consistent with it.
I learned that in the first grade and English wasn't even our first language.

>>10915665
*You just
Since I know you're enough of a pedantic faggot to correct it.

>>10915665
Who are you even talking to

Wow what a wonderful thread. Such enlightening conversation and everyone is on topic.

>>10915668
Did you mean
>To whom are you even talking?

>>10915649
Putting that shit on an actual salad doesn't make you any less of a pleb than her, mate.

>>10915649
fags don't understand ranch and pizza

>>10915649
The best part is the pizza she is eating will be turned into a foul brown fecal sludge for babbys tummy

>>10915680
>They called it salad dressing so they must put it on salad and eat salad.
No.

>>10915665
Proper nouns don't get conjugated that way.

>>10915649
If you're not a faggot yourself how would you know about that? You fucking hypocrite cunt.

>>10915714
Apparently the English Major is back, I like being corrected. I learn that way.

>>10915699
I bet do toss your salad with your boyfriend you fucking fag.

>>10915649
No. U.

>>10915649
Because you're a control cunt. What does it matter to you? If they're the one's paying for it then it's not you're problem is it? What are you some useless middle manager type?

This thread is pure cancer.

After Congress passed a law declaring pizza to be a vegetable, americans naturally assumed "salad vegetable" and began putting salad dressings on it. Pretty simple really.

>>10915886
If you pay close attention to the pic you will realize she is Canadian.

>>10915891
Uhhhh oh anon's right

>>10915886
Cite that, our Congress wouln't waste their time with that.

nigger food

>>10915895
No, of course they wouldn't, darling.

>>10915895
You realize anon was joking, right? You get a retard of the day award.

>>10915886
Why don't you blame that on Trump?

>>10915899
>>10915900
If you put it that way. :3

>>10915900
Actually, you brought it up and didn't expect anyone to call you out on it, so it seems to me that you're the tard.

>>10915892
Just doing my job.

>>10915900
When are you going to blame that on Trump?

>>10915900
Perhaps it's already done and you're just parroting cnn and msnbc.

>>10915910
Don't see what he, or any politics have to with the discussion.

>>10915895
>>10915900
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-yes/#.W0yWJbixWUk

Long story short; no, they don't think pizza is a vegetable, but it's allowed to count as one on the checklist of food staples that must be included in a school lunch.
You know, kind of like how you might also say it counts as bread so you wouldn't have to serve it with a roll to hit all the marks.

>>10915914
Here, it's always politics. Pretend like my mlp but it is what it is.

>>10915916
Wasn't that some hillary and obama shill shit?

Ranch is not salad dressing

>>10915918
If you insist on making this about politics I think you should at least take a couple minutes to skim the fucking article.
Otherwise you can fuck off back to your containment board.

>>10915916
And the top down faggots want to control what kids eat? That's up to parents, not government. This not a top down government.

>>10915901
Because it isn't his fault, though I do admit that blaming everything on the most visible head of state is quite tempting.

>>10915922
It is though, that obama bitch trying, without any authority trying to tell people what to eat. That's pathetic. If she tried that shit when I was a kid we would have thrown that in her face. It's a fuck you from New York.

>>10915923
I fully agree, man. Just providing a citation for the stupid rule the other guy brought up.

>>10915924
Why isn't an alligator-san going up her little dress? OK, that's a croc.

>>10915649
>>10915649
Canadians aren’t real people

>>10915922
My containment board?
No I wont be in the same one with you in fetal positions in closits because your anointed one lost.

You lost, deal with it. We don't need you in any containment because you're so stupid as to support shillary who should be in prison.

>>10915935
I supported Trump. And I visit /pol/ almost daily.
I go there when I want to discuss politics, you see.
I go here when I want to discuss food.
Fuck off.

>>10915941
Piss off bitch, I didn't start it.

>>10915668
Found the beta orbiter

>>10915941
Yeah right, you all come across as sore losers.

>>10915891
>>10915892
That's Willa Holland from CW's Arrow. Arrow is filmed in Vancouver, but Willa is an American.

>>10915950
Holland is in Europe, newb.

>>10915952
Condolences, EU controls your borders.

>>10915952
A lot of family is from Holland, and they all suck dick, on a technical note I could be a noble there but I don't want that crap.

>>10915950
One would only know that if they watch garbage capeshit.

>DIDJU KNOW DAT IN UHMURRIKA PIZZA ID A VEGETAL? HUHUHUHUHUHUHU

>>10915649
Some pizzas have shit sauce or not enough of it.

>>10915986
Then dunk it in some of this.

>>10915967
At this point too invested to drop it. Instead I just complain how bad it is every episode and vocalize how great it would be for the show to get cancelled in every livewatch thread.

>>10915996
>Condolences, EU controls your borders.

>>10915957
>>10915963
It was a joke about her name, you utter retards.

>>10915996
Apparenty Merkel want illegals to live everwhere but her own back yard. It seems to be comination of hypocracy and WW II guilt.

>>10916075
But you voted for Merkel, now who'se the tardbait?

>>10916075
How many illegals do you have living in your backyard? Answer honesty. I know it's tough for you to not be a hypocrite, but as merkel you can try.

>>10915649
At first glance you think this is a hot chick but then look closer and see the forearm tattoo, pale complexion, caked on makeup, young boy body...


Its all so tiresome

>>10916075
I'll see that and raise you some King Oscar Herring.

>>10916099
The stupid tribal tat over the ass really seals the deal.

>>10915649
Why do you care? You're not paying for it you fucking control freak. Are you German or something? Go goosestep while we have some fun and wont give a shit about you.

Why do Americans call pizzas pie?

The only thing that Germans seem to be good at is goosestepping and that didn't help them too much.

>>10916136
Vernacular, most of us don't use "pie." Where do you get this shit from?

>>10916136
I've never heard anyone in the USA call a pizza a pie.

>>10916145
The OP referred to it as pie, so do lots of Americans on the internet. You're fuck heads if you seriously think pizzas are pies.

Garlic sauce is the best on top of pizza sauce and chipotle ranch is next best

>>10916149
What Americans? There's your problem, you cant back up your shit therefore you're jealous cunts.

>>10916155
Do you expect me to know the names of random Americans online that refer to pizza as pie? Stupid cunt.

>>10916149
Idiots in chicago? They don't count for much, they don't rate NY.

>>10916159
How am I stupid for expecting you to backup your bullshit? It seems to me that you're the one that's full of shit and making assertions about the USA that you can't back up.

>calling 'za "pie"

>>10916166
Good English faggot.

>>10915659
You have to come out of your room to meet girls.

I dip pizza in ranch if the pizza is of poor enough quality. Like in the fucking lunch meetings

>>10916202
Nuh uh. I’ve meet plenty of girls(male) online.

>>10916089
>>10916097
>>10916101
>mentioning a country in a joke means you live there

>>10915654
Was /pol/, now its /v/. Either people love a scapegoat or there actually is a roaming migrant group of assholes exploring every board.

>>10916139
Fun fact; they stopped doing that before the war started because it was too hard.

>>10916391
I saw that exact same pic posted in a /v/ thread yesterday.
The incels were crying because one their pure loli waifus from some Jap game was being voiced by that woman and she's apparently a "roastie".
OP's filename strongly suggests he saved it from that thread.

>>10916400
>incels
Hello there plebbit user, here we call them robots, if you want to fit in better give using the local terms a try first before outing yourself as a fair weather 4chan user, you enormous faggot.

>>10916400
>Le reddit buzzword
Back you go, roastie.

>>10915925
Oh stop crying about michelle's recommendations on how kids could eat healthier. Drumpf got your revenge by plowing up her white house organic garden and having Pruitt erect an oil derrek over it.

Just one more step in the American appropriation of foreign food.
Pizza was originally more like a sauced bread with some small amounts of cheese but then Americans found out you can sell more by making it a layer of molten cheese with some tiny bit of bread and a hint of tomato under the cheese.
And now they dip it in even more fat.
At least they don't deepfry them like scots.

>>10916136
>>10916145
>>10916148
>>10916155
>When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
>That's amore
>When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
>That's amore…

It originated from the iconic 1950's pop music song by Dean Martin, called "That's Amore."

>>10915649
Amerifats need to add extra fat to their fat cakes

>>10916650
>a moon

>>10916648
Tomatoes are american

>>10916713

Wrong. Tomatos are African. Everything was appropriated from them.

>>10916739
If we are all from africa, then it's all ours anyway

I like pizza too.

>>10916743

Fuck off. Not if your skin is white, it isn't.

>>10915659
>I'm in expert in this field
>proceeds to be wrong

>>10916383
Yeah, you must be right. Keep thinking that you're always right and you'll go far in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TAlS7J9Ofk

>>10916412
What twat made up that term? It's like you're the robots making up stupid terms that make no sense.

>>10916625
Wut? Put that shit into English. God damn you people suck.

>>10916866
Don't dare me anon

>>10916983
I dare you.

>>10916739
Everything was stolen from the great nation state of Wakanda.
>>10916743
How dare you sir whitewash the noble history of Africa! Wypipo are evil space aliens.

>>10917081
Sounds like lame ass nigger shit. You mean stolen by other nigger tribes? You leave that out in your history so you can blame the whites when you fucking niggers were doing that to yourselves way before we even got there.

If you want to lie to yourself, keep it up, but it's pretty fucking stupid.

>>10916650
>Calling a round pastry a pie originated with a pop song
The state of nu/ck/ everyone.

If you retard level niggers want "reparations" then speak to the arabs and other nigger tribes that did the selling in the first place. I guess that truth is inconvenient.

In Poland it's common to eat Pizza with ketchup because a lot of pizzerias don't put on enough sauce

>>10917184
Well now I just think their nazi invasion was justified

>>10915924
ARIGATOU DISCO ROBOTO

>>10917134

As an Asian-American, I believe I have the right to ask for "Nigger reparations." My grandparents, both parents, and myself have all been robbed or have crimes committed against us by blacks, so we're entitled to some reparations.

When all the blacks give back reparations for all the crimes they've committed, THEN whites can give the blacks reparations. Fair is fair.

>>10917206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09A1g6UWYjQ

>>10916866
>the archaeological/anthropological/evolutionary biological record indicates a reality that conflicts with muh warped worldview so it's fake, trust me, just fake, ok?

>>10916394
That's not why, they stopped goose stepping way into into the war when they knew that they were losing and were getting desperate.

>>10917206
>Asian American
You are not American, gook.
You never will be.

>>10917278

Lol. We are proud to be Chinese, not american. Asian-american only identifies the shitty country we temporarily live in.

>>10917288
If you hate the USA so much then what's stopping you from going back to China? I have some cool Chinese friends and they'd likely ask the same thing.

>>10917288
So you are like Jews...

>>10917300
yeah right, everything is the jews. Do you realize how stupid that comes across as?
So all Chinese are jews? What the fuck are you on about?

>>10917300
But maybe it's flying saucers and lizard people.

>>10917300

We do admire how fucking industrious they are and how they can literally take over the top echelons in every country they migrate to. They literally are the opposite of blacks.

>>10915923
It's been a top down government for quite some time, if it's ever not been. Applies almost everywhere on the world.

>>10917317
Gives a whole new meaning to Dean Martin's "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie." He was a lizard person all along whose saucer crashed on the moon.

>>10917322
That's the evil part, states never needed to give up rights to the feds. That's just not in the Constitution. It's meant to be bottom up, not top down. We all know that.

>>10915879
>having an opinion means I want to control people
Are you stupid?

>>10917328
hahahaha!
I might have that song saved somewhere.

>>10917330
That's not what I wrote and you know it you pathetic freak. Write something for yourself if you're capable.

>>10917330
No, Laqueesha we are not "stupid and everything."

>>10917328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk
Dean Martin - That's Amore (1956)

>>10917329
According to the constitution if a higher body doesn't claim a right then the lower bodies can claim it. That sounds top-down.

>>10917343
They was kangs and sheeet!

>>10917356
That's not really what it sais, I'm getting into constitutional interpretation with some fucking foreigner. It's useless dealing with you types.

>>10917328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JEQIQmQa-c
Amore

>>10917359
They have no respect for the white man's intellect. It is as if we are animals to them.

>>10916958
>make a joke about a chick's last name being Holland, like the country.
>Retards assume I must live there.
>Retards also confuse it with Germany

Yeah, I'm definitely the idiot here.

>>10917371
They look up to us for making the only nation on the planet that not only told Great Britian to fuck off, had our capitol burnt down in the war of 1812, and it's still a democratic republic under laws of the Constitution. That's pretty awesome in my lonely eyes.

>>10917365
>The Tenth Amendment reinforces the principles of separation of powers and federalism by providing that powers not granted to the federal government by the Constitution, nor prohibited to the states, are reserved to the states or the people. The amendment provides no new powers or rights to the states, but rather preserves their authority in all matters not specifically granted to the federal government.

>>10917371

You do realize that niggers only think they invented everything because white liberals have pushed that agenda and brainwashed them.

It falls into their whole "victimhood" mindset that they try to push on blacks. "you invented everything but whites stole it and now you're all helpless victims."

>>10917394
The things I'd like to post would be inappropriate for /ck.

>>10917394
That was kangs and sheeet!

>>10917394
It is as if there is some malign force in the universe behind it all.

>>10917418
It's just the universe, it's not benevolent or malevolent. It just is.

>>10917418
Perhaps you need the Universe Song?
Monty python - The Universe song which also goes under the name of The Galaxy song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY

The Clash - Car Jamming (stereo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CkF60_n8RY

>>10915680
>to whom even are you talking?

I'll use blue cheese dressing and maybe even ranch on my wings but I still can't come to the point of using it on pizza.

>>10917495
Why not try them both? If it's from delivery packets then it's not the same as getting the real stuff. Get some asiago in there too, that's tasty stuff and I go through it way too fast.

>>10917457
I listen to this at least once a week to remind myself things don't matter so much.
I know HG is the popular one but MoL was always my favourite Python film.

>>10917507
I don't know the code names there, which is HG and MoL? I'll DL them if they're available.

>>10917507
I'm not daft, I just spent some time in the fridge.

>>10917507
I like life of Brian myself.

>>10917529
Check out Brian's Song, it'll bring a tear to your hard 4chan eye.

>>10917519
HG = Holy Grail
MoL = Meaning of Life

>>10917529
Definitely a close second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6JWt9U

>>10917544
Thanks, I'm not up to code sometimes, that sorts me out.

>>10915649
Why do americans call pizzas “pies”

>>10917684
Because they put so much fucking cheese and sauce on it that it becomes a pie.

>>10915659
English doesnt have a defined plural form of you like vous in french. Therefore "you" is used both in the singular "Nice to meet you." and plural "Why dont you guys go to the bar?" forms.
>That moment when you try and be grammatically correct but you fall flat on your idiotic face

>>10915935
>someone is stupid for supporting a person who might be a criminal
Do you genuinely believe trump isnt on the same level of criminality as hillary?

>>10916089
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands
You are why the rest of the world cant take America, or Americans seriously.

>>10916097
>>10917972