/ck/ - Food & Cooking

DAMMMMMNNNNN LMFAO

How can people actually eat this shit? Why did I love this stuff when I was a kid? It's not like it tastes any different, but every time I see """""breakfast""""" food like this I'd rather have something healthy for both better taste and health.

alright it was kinda neat at first but I've had about enough of the "aww look at the cute international corporation, it thinks it's people" now

>>10895067
Because it was full of sugar, and that’s all kids wanted to eat

>>10895065
LMAO HE FINNA BOUTA GET DABBED ON

Why is everyone acting like a nigger? It's not cool it's just depressing.

>>10895078
>why does a brand of cheap junk food marketed to children emulate the speech patterns and social media mannerisms of their target demographic
No idea

*insert .gif of African woman having a seizure*

>>10895067
Kids don’t have complicated palits

>>10895060
I don't get it.

>>10895716
Bruh...lmfao

>>10895716
Some believe they mistook a sorbet for a non-alcoholic beverage, i.e. virgin, which would otherwise be alcoholic.

>>10895060
thank you poptarts for shaming our children for not having sex

>>10895060
More like extremely cringe.

>>10895739
I hope children are virgins otherwise this could get pretty awkward.

It's a fine line between genuinely funny banter from these company Twitters and just cringy tryhardism.
These are firmly in the latter category.

>>10895060
ah, nothing like having a big company attack my sexuality.

>>10895716
That's what they said.

>>10895060
They selling in stores yet?

L O L

>>10895838
God dammit
Twitter was a mistake

>>10895838
Is this loss?

>>10895735
Yeah but the flavors are strawberry and cheesecake why the fuck did they use sorbet that makes no damn sense

>>10895838
Gay

>>10895838
>tfw Buckley puts the company on blast on twitter for making jokes about his woman's miscarriage.
>Social media guy who runs their twitter gets fired
I hope this happens.
Corporations have too many rules on what they can say to use our jokes.

Proctor & Gamble tweeting at Kellogg's, epic

>>10895838
Can someone tell me the joke here?

>>10895060
>a marketing team full of young white millennials think it's trendy to copy Wendy's on Twitter
>thinks they can burn you or be "savage" as if they weren't a bunch of overpaid office workers being faux-snarky because they're paid to be

>>10896630
Hey man the out of touch 60 year old CEO wanted them to ape the trend, not their fault

>>10896645
Oh god, you nailed it. Jesus Christ, how disgusting.

>>10896630
>>10896645
These posts are both entirely believable and pretty depressing.

>>10896583
this is a subtle analogy of a cock's life
the right bottle is a cock
first it's small and orange then it becomes a big black cock, then it dies and become green
the red bottle represents your self, the witness of your cock's evolution
took me some minutes to get it

>>10895060
I don't get it.

>>10897337

>>10895757
Underrated post

>>10895060
>SunnyD sucking up to better brands to remain relevant
Makes sense

>>10897344
I know you don't. lmao

>>10895060
This shit is embarrassing. Twitter was a mistake.

>>10895850
>Twitter was a mistake
>Facebook layout

>>10895838
>We live in the timeline where companies advertise through loss edits
like seriously what in the fuck
I feel like life is becoming trippier n trippier

>>10897524
It's the Mandible Effect.

>>10895060
Say what you want, but some of these companies have better bantz than any faggot on 4chan. All you retards can come up with is "hurr soy cuck nigger jew"

>>10897540
this isnt even bantz though. who are they talking to? their customers? what a great business decision

>>10897540
They can't even say that because Dave from marketing would lose his job. Picture related.

>>10897337
unlike you, we dont think about dicks when we look at fruit juice. Or much at all for that matter.

>>10897540
>LULZ IM SO BADASS I SAID SOMETHING MEAN ON THE INTERNET

No one cares if shitty companies are trying to imitate autistic man babies, get out of your room you fucking loser.

>>10895060
fucking mad bants

>>10897566
t. straight white male

>>10897550
Because unlike you, most people brush it off as a deliberate, albeit corny, attempt to be humorous and say "wow, they've got some cool funny dudes working there, I want to buy their stuff!" If you seriously get upset because some faggot who runs the poptart twitter page made a broad, uneducated jest that you're a virgin, maybe you should step back and ask why you take social media so seriously. This is the problem with social media, it's created a generation of snowflakes who get offended when anybody makes a statement they disagree with. Everybody wants serious, straight-forward pampering and reads too much into stupid crap like this. This criticism has nothing to do with political affiliations, people on all sides are guilty of being crybaby faggots.

>>10895060
>tfw 17 year olds are paid extortionate wages to shitpost under a major brand name

If you follow a company like pop tarts on twitter you should take a good long look at the suicide option

>>10895838
HOLY BASED

>>10897597
They're not 17. They're failed comedy writers

>>10897615
>They're failed comedy writers
Could a majority of 4chan faggots be considered as such?

>>10897619
4chan is actually funny, but for every laugh you have to read through a few hundred posts. So no, most of you faggots aren’t funny, just me and a few others who carry the team

>>10897595
hey man, if you seriously get upset because some faggot on the a Taiwanese basket-weaving forum made a comment you for some reason interpreted as being offended, maybe you should take a step back and ask why you take social media so seriously. This is the problem with social media, it's created a generation of snowflakes who get offended when anybody makes a statement they disagree with. Everybody wants serious, straight-forward pampering and reads too much into stupid crap like this. This criticism has nothing to do with political affiliations, people on all sides are guilty of being crybaby faggots.

>>10897635
id let u cook me dinner every night anon

>>10897653
I didn't know I needed to be upset to share my opinions.

>>10897669
me neither

>>10896583
It's ten years old, man. You should know. You need to get hip and with it. Read Know Your Meme back to back and memorize every word. It is your bible.

>>10897524
Welcome to the Zoomer age. No OC, just shitty rehashes of existing content. Hope you enjoyed the internet while it lasted.

>>10897579
kek

>>10895065
Kek, he was asking for that one.

>>10895060
BASED CORPORATIONS

>>10897540
No they don't, they're as scathing at a 16 year old girl who thinks she's witty.

>>10895060
inform me when a big corporation makes a kike or nigger joke and stands by it
then maybe ill think they have balls

>>10897635
>just me and a few others who carry the team
ik u put this in to make me mad, but u made me mad

>>10897635
4chan is merciless, and I genuinely do think that the impassionate criticism you get here can, to some degree, actually improve your ability to articulate something in a punchy way. It's like the old french salons but with a lot more adults masturbating to japanese cartoon characters. Of course, the irony is that it also implies that unless you're willing to really take it to heart when an anonymous 16 year old autist calls you an unfunny cocksucker boomer faggot nigger, or responds to you with a cringe compilation macro, you'll never improve your writing.

>>10898221
Taking criticism from an anonymous poster thousands of miles away from your home is a completely different beast from being chewed out to your face.

>>10898038
When's the last time you've seen better bantz here that wasn't just a repost of a repost from 5+ years ago?

>>10898233
Not really, you're a lot more in control in real life. If you're not a pussy you can just selectively hear the important stuff and ignore the person's attitude.

t. artfag

>>10897853
Oh man, in 20 years there will be a movie made like Ready Player One but featuring memes

>>10898066
>marketing shill wants to be hardcore but CEO won't let him

They'd just claim they were hacked and remove the tweet. You know these (((people))) have no spine.

>>10898221
Bit gay, but accurate

>>10897490
>implying theres a fucking difference when it comes to vapid faggots trying into maymays Xd 4 atentshun
fuck off b8ing niggerfaggot

>>10895838
what's the joke?

>>10899542
Miscarriage

>being a bitchy queen is cool now
what is wrong with you kids?

>>10899617
You're just mad that you have crow's feet and can't fit into those jeans that make your bulge look so nice.

>>10899625
i'm not mad about any of that

>>10898221
I feel old every time I say image macro. And what's this pfp nonsense? Just say avvy.

>>10897527
>Mandible Effect

>>10899854
It's that Chines guy who strings random words together, in the hopes that the laypeople will share his disdain for the Western fields of study he has struggled to understand

>>10897527
The Mandela effect wouldn't be applicable

>>10895065

>>10895067
Breakfast food btfo

>>10897540
nigger

>>10895856

yes

>>10896583

http://knowyourmeme.com/news/heres-to-loss-the-internets-greatest-meme

>>10895065
Lmao

>>10895067
This new "acting like such a mature adult" meme is retarded. Like soon just the very act of enjoying food will be considered immature
"OH YOU ENJOY YOUR FOOD? I ONLY EAT FOR SUBSIDENCE ENJOYING FOOD IS FOR CHILDREN AND SOIBOYS"

>>10900508
Yes it is, you lothario. The Mandible effect explains that reality has shifted into another timeline. A timeline where snack food companies use 4chan witticisms from circa 2006.

>>10901677
The Mandela effect is about false memories not /x/ memes about sliding.

>>10901730
this is actually called the "magneto effect"

>>10899607
How is a company getting away with joking about that?

>>10895067
I was eating butter as a kid. Regular fucking butter. Not in combination with anything, I just ate that fucking solid butter without giving any fucks and I liked it. I still kinda remember the taste and consistence but but there's no fucking way I'm going to check how it feels now. The mere idea of it is absolutely disgusting.
There's something really wrong with kids' taste receptors or something.

>>10897540
>retards can come
Yeah we know, how do you think you were born? *emoji*

>>10895838
>>10896583

>>10903529
this was a /v/ meme in literally 2011. why is it popular again?

>>10903536
Because of shit like this.
>>10895838
You can now reference loss with four panels and two bars. The possibilities are literally and unfortunately endless

>>10903108
I would just eat mayonnaise out of a jar. It was good mayonnaise though

>>10895838
>kuckley

>>10903536
it never stopped being popular you fag
loss is true comedy

Gen Z humor being stolen by corps is pretty funny ngl

>>10903536
>2011
You're newer than you think.

>>10903574
Boris stop making gaming videos and make more cooking videos

>>10895065
FUCK

>>10903828
>Gen Z
millenial boomers.

>>10901271
Good man.
>enter soda thread once to post about low-sugar sodas like ginger ale and pink lemonade.
>noticed something that made me come back to check the next one.
>every similar thread since has minimum 5 people posting just to say they're big boys who don't drink soda.
/ck/ has a lot of kiddos trying to fit in with the people on here who can cook, its amusing how they think they can accomplish this just by spontaneously renouncing anything they think might be seen as juvenile.

>>10903816
spotted the genZ
its been revived by teenagers who've just discovered ED

>>10897997
Of course they haven't heard of him, he's not a product or brand. He's just a guy
the insult makes no sense. it's one of the easiest "disses" you can make because
1) it makes no sense
2) it doesn't apply
3) it's "i know you are but what am I" but even easier

>>10895060
is that a racemixing poptart

>>10895838
how do you think fuckley feels when he sees this?

>>10896630
Weren't the original salty Wendy tweets written by a middle-aged Jewess?
I think some autist doxed her and she quit. Guess the retard expected her to look like the company logo.

>>10905817
It's one of the dangers of marketing toward mouth breathers.

>>10905839
So to recap the danger is they will be redpilled on (((them))) being behind everything?

>>10895709
>palits
oh my fucking god

>>10895838
/cock/ 4eva

>>10906670
Not necessarily, it could just be someone looking to rape her as well.

>>10895060
What I don't understand is why? I don't mind companies letting loose, it's way more interesting then stiff emotionless suits. But why call us a virgin, how's that related to the poptarts?

>>10895716
Sneed Tarts

>>10895060
Was this a reply to a comment, or did they just tweet a poptart picture and say something about virgins? I'm confused. Why is sunny D there?

>>10903536
Loss was big on the internet in general for a few years before. I'm a 2011 newfag but I was already familiar with loss from the hundreds of other sites shitting on B^U

>>10907143
Based

>>10907143
BASED!!