/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10887584
Based and redpilled Pepe pony lad

>>10887584
kek have a (you)

>>10887584
Instant ramen
I hear horror stories about the sodium. Some anons say it lacks all nutritional value and it's like you're eating cardboard, plus it's fried so it inflames your stomach

When I was a kid I almost choked to death on a grape, so I steer away from them now (that, and their skin tastes like shit anyways). I do drink wine on rare occasion though. Mostly boxed.

>>10887584
>go to taco bell
>get cheese quesadilla
>NO SAUCE firy asshole runs, cheese only gives me the toots
>eat into it dip some mild sauce on it
>mmm that was good
>15 minutes later on the way back to work when going up the elevator
>uhoh.png
>walk as quickly as I can without raising suspicion to my situation
>explosion of shit and farts in the work bathroom, like bowels cleaned out asshole on fire multi flushing
>overhear someone talking
>"oh man I dunno what was going on in the handicap stall but whoever it was they were blowing that shit UP"
>everyone just assumes it was the fat guy in the office and not me

>>10887584
Rhubarb. Won't eat it

>>10887697

>>10887584
You earned this Twilie.

And for me it's mayo. Get sick just thinking of that shit touching my skin.

Ketchup. I’ve gotten a lot better with it. I have it in small amounts as a side. I used to find it vomit inducing even just being near it, I would throw out food that even touched it. I still freak out when i get it on my clothes or something

I swear i dont have autism its just ketchup

>>10887584
Sushi. Used to love it, then I got horrible food poisoning from eating some bad sushi (never eat at an all you can eat sushi bar, especially in the summer )

So ever since then I’ve felt chills when it’s mentioned as that shit had gotten so bad I felt like I was dying

Brains. They're so fucking tasty but I'm terrified of getting some prion disease.

On a more autistic level, eggs. I hate the slime, the shell, the goop and floaty bits. Have you ever cracked a rotten egg? Its vomit inducing and completely puts you you off. I can actually stomach runny yolks and lightly scrambled eggs now but I used to overcook the fuck out of them because I hated the way the yolks would run and stick to everything.

>>10888754
Retard how the fuck are you going to get a prion disease? If you eat a prion it just goes into your tummy and gets digested???

>>10887584
Vanilla pudding
Ham
Turkey
Organs
Ground beef
Tuna
Mayo
Gravy
Boiled vegetables

>>10888764
Eating brains is the most common way to get one.

>>10887584
hey nigger, most of us arent lactose intolerant

Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>10888764
prion proteins are more resistant to proteases and denaturation by pH. You'll probably be fine eating calf's brains, but prions are nasty.

chinese boys' urine-cured eggs

>>10888929
I thought "common practice" was that calf is less of a risk than lamb?

>>10887655
loll??? i almost choked on a mint i still eat mints?

>>10887584
Subway. The last time I ate there they just came out with a pulled pork sub or something. I ate it, it tasted awful and later got coxsackie virus from that shit

fuck subway

>>10887655
i take back what i said about grapes if you don't want to eat them i don't judge you

>>10891929
God those gum drop grapes are delicious.

Cheese and butter. Botjh are nausiating and I get afraid whenever either of them are near my food.

>>10891944
What the fuck

>>10887584
Well in either case, I don't like you.

>>10887678

It stuns me that there are people with digestive systems this sensitive. I once ate a whole Moruga Scorpion pepper on a dare (I was drunk) and aside from destroying my mouth and sinuses for 45 minutes it did nothing to me. Not even a few farts, much less explosive diarrhea.

>>10888666
same anon
i vomited one time when i got ketchup on my arm

>>10887584
I don't know what it is but my grandpa is also legitimately unironically scared of cheesy omelettes. When we're out eating with him none of us are allowed to order it.

Casu Marzu, that maggot cheese from Italy or France or wherever. Fuck that.

Bread and butter pickles

>>10892550
at least you did not spell "that word" the other way. If I see flyover fluid spelled that way, I have to turn the stove off 23 times and cut myself.

>>10887644
Ramen with a little of the water poured off, about a half-cup of chilli mixed into the broth, and a very soft boiled egg is wonderful as a cheap ass meal, but yeah you shouldn't eat that shit every day. Salt doesn't hurt you unless you're a witch or a faggot. Drink some damn water.

>>10887584
I broke a tooth on a corn nut so I don't touch them any more. Which sucks because I loved Corn Nuts :(

>>10887584
Your mom's fish taco

>>10887584
tongue. i dont want it to lick me back

Mayo makes me want to throw up

have another you, on the house

>>10887584
Not scared but fast food burgers tend to give me diarrhea so I avoid those. Nothing of value lost really.

>>10887584
fettuccine alfredo.

>>10888898
Isn't something like 2/3rds of the global population lactose intolerant?

>>10887584
Kill yourself Barneyfag

>>10887584
>Can't handle cheese
fucking non-whites

>>10895090
Most people are non-human non-whites tho

>>10896742

>>10887584
>Dangerously cheesy

Chicken gizzards are pretty revolting to me, but I've only ever tried them fried. Usually terribly greasy, gritty and grisly. Just awful.

>>10887584
your fear is a very rational one. A cheese quesadilla killed my father

>>10894475
>afraid of the most pleasurable part

>>10888754
I can't do scrambled eggs any more, only over easy/medium or hard boiled. I used to work at a factory that had a Sodexo staffed kitchen and their eggs were always pretty terrible.

>>10898167
I love tongue but heart for me is superior in every way. You can't find that smooth, slightly springy texture in any other meat.

Foie Gras. The thought of eating a fatty liver makes me uncomfortable. Never had the opportunity to try it though.