/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10894667
You think it's funny but these guys probably made a million dollars off of a simple idea

These guys, especially the one on the left, look like massive faggots.

>>10894670
>made a million dollars off of a simple idea

>>10894667
are u BLIND or what there's clearly cake aswell u double nigger

Look closely, young ones of ck. This is what it looks like when you refuse to grow up. Take it as a stern warning.

>>10894710
And growing up is criticising every single fucking thing?

>>10894717
Calm down and go watch your cartoons, kid.

They opened another place in Camden and have them in Kuwait and Dubai.

They laugh at your cast iron memes

>>10894710
I can't imagine anyone but literal cucks eating there.

>>10894731
>le 4chan epic cynic
And he's the kid?

>>10894667
I feel like there is some kind of deeper meaning to it.

>>10894667
USA did it first bongs.
Enjoy second place...again.

>>10894667
embarassing

>>10894667
ironically, I had this idea when i was 9 years old, i thought it would be a great place.
naturally i grew up and realised it was a stupid idea and only children would find it cool.

>>10894667
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>>10895203
>Being proud of being this degenerate first

>>10894667
And this is why I hate niggers

>>10894710
They have the easiest job in the world: Putting milk and cereal in the same bowl.
I thought that surely, they would have to be bankrupt by now. But the place still exists.

>>10894670
pretty sure they went bankrupt

>>10894670
>using imagined facts to argue a point when it is easily found through any search engine

>>10894688
>million dollars
>UK
Unlikely.....

>>10895214
I'd uptoot that.

>>10895214
Weeeeeeeed bro!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! Haha! Yeah, Rick, tell 'em how it is!!!! Haha God ain't real! *takes hit* woohoo wubalubadingdong! Get schwifty, Rick! Haha! Abhhh *considers life choices, starts to cry* oh man, what am I doing with myself? Shit I'm 32 still smoking pot and watching fucking Rick and Morty, God damn cartoons, I'm fucking working an office job but anyone could do it, I learned everything on the job never learned a thing in college. Oh shit I'm so depressed, have bad relationship with gf because I'm too selfish, so is she, we're both just kids still, should be married.. goes to bedroom... shit dude look at yourself you have a fucking beard? Fucking cereal is stuck in it. I never grew up, I just took everything from my childhood and kept doing it and use weed to negate that part of my mind and conscious that may have actually forced me to do some good for myself so I could keep being a kid, a freaking man child!

>>10895765
You should probably stop smoking weed and get your act together, actually.

>>10895257
>naturally i grew up and realised it was a stupid idea and only children would find it cool.
too bad you didn't foresee the manchild epidemic we're in now

>>10894671
Are they soy clones what the fuck

>>10895770
Everyone that drinks alcohol is a gutter rat that contributes nothing to society too, right?

>>10894667
This is frankly a cleaver way to wrangle money away from millennials if you consider shelf life, employee costs, etc... that being said I don’t know if these dorks were thinking about any of that when they started the business.

>>10896037
In the end, yeah.

>>10894667

Why would millennial hipsters start a cereal bar when trucking millenials don't even eat cereal?

>>10894667
Are they twins (or gay lovers)?

>>10896302
>millenials don't even eat cereal?
You have never been unfortunate enough to find yourself in Shoreditch I see.

>"Let's model ourselves after a notorious rock star paedo!"

>>10894667
>I am very upset that people are profiting on a simple idea
Don't get too angry, dude.

>>10896312

I'm just a bit older than a millenial, but literally none of my friends eat cereal anymore. And this is in progressive california.

>>10896302
To be fair, they are a pair of faggots but they're playing their part in the gentrification process so not all bad.

>>10895132
stay mad kid

>>10895765
Good post

>>10895715
What "facts" were said?
The post clearly says "probably", you're literally just making up a random argument just to argue. Kys

>>10895634
So it's just a gay mafia money laundering outfit, right? It has to be.

>>10895289
There is nothing "degenerate" about eating cereal you sperglord

>>10896037
no, but if you're an alcoholic you should quit completely because you can't control yourself

>>10895368
based.

oh look, it's this thread again. anon, they've been in business now for three years. they're making money and running a somewhat successful business. no one gives a shit that you sperge out over the fact that this exists. sage in all fields or something.

>>10896665
based

>t-they made money s-s-so therefore they're not untermensch

every time

This is the state of the modern numale. Absolutely disgusting. And you know these fucking manchildren have gfs and will reproduce

>>10896037
>that
i see what you did there

>>10895765
>I have a beard?
Why do faggots who can't grow beards pretend it's some Soy related thing? Men have had beards for longer than soyfags have been around.

>>10897164
Men have also had fedoras before annoying atheists were around but everyone still makes fun of them. Literally every soy fag has a beard or isn't clean shaven

>>10895214

>>10897164
Beards were always shunned by the greatest civilisations. Roman Republic and the USA (Pre-Cold War) for example.

>>10896333
Is PewDiePie a paedo?

PaeDoPie?

>>10897262
>greatest civilizations
VARE VARE LEGGIO REDDE

>>10897234
>Fedoras
Yeah sure faggot but a style of hat and fucking facial hair are not comparable.

>>10896333
>>10897263
That IS uncanny.

>>10897262
>pre cold war for example

nigger get the fuck out of here.

>>10897262
>Beards were always shunned by the greatest civilisations.
Not always, they would come and go in popularity for whatever reason. Usually depending on what a leader did with his.

>>10897164
Because full beards are in vogue right now.
Depending on the circumstances it's usually either someone desperately trying to be hip, or is supposedly hip among a very specific kind of group (the like minded).

>>10894667

>>10895765
Reported for obvious shit posting. Get lost.

>>10897526
>Reported
Hello, newfriend.

>>10897537
Don't reply to me again thanks

>>10896342
>I'm just a bit older than a millenial
you're in your late 30's?

>>10897526
You don't need to announce a report.

>>10897572
Fuck off and die

>>10894667
(sam hyde voice) FAGGOTS!!

>>10896647
>I-I'm-I'm not the retard, y-y-you're the retard!

>>10897164
There are normal beards, and then there are the soyboy beards which make up the majority of beards seen in white civilization today. But all beards are still shit, unless you live in an intensely cold area.

>>10897164
Mid-level quality troll but extra points for four replies, not including this one.
6/10, let it be.

>>10897257
>Kant
opinion discarded.

>>10894913
I'm honestly surprised they didn't have a store in Camden already seeing how that is a hipster and numale hotspot.

>>10897924
cunt
opinion discarded

>>10894731
Yes, yes, youre a big boy honey. Now go outside to do your "big boy" thibgs and let the other kids alone, ok?

>>10894667
If somebody shot up the place, would he be a cereal killer?

>>10898139
That's actually the name of the place - Cereal Killer Café. Good job, you made the same joke as those two soyboys.

Why do Americans call pure sugar 'cereal'?

>>10895214
Fruity Loops literally all taste the same

>>10897526
This fucking retard

>>10898139
That guy would be a mass murderer, unless you were there. Then, it would be a hate crime, because you are a faggot.

>>10898218
Die slow

>>10897665
seethingly retarded

I'd go to a cereal buffet with all varieties of cereal/granola. You choice of milk (Heavy Cream, Whole, 2%, or Skim) or Goat/Sheep/Camel/ Milk.

>>10895214
Do people seriously think smoking makes them look mature?

>>10898629
the one thing hipsters are rednecks and no one else agree on: "Smoking is good"

>>10894667
UK already has a hotel with this same premise and it seems to be doing well

https://youtu.be/v-lyoNwDxhs?t=32s

>>10899840
start at 32sec

>>10894667
>doesn't serve oats
I literally do a 360 and get the fuck out of there.

>>10895214

https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

>>10897938
>camden
>hipster and numale hotspot

hello flyover

>Mike's Cereal Shack

>>10896708

You will never be Aryan

A cereal bar recently opened up in my city a few months ago. This is their cookie monster bowl that will set you back 6-8 dollars.

>>10900240
>cereal
>bowl of cookies with chocolate sauce
no wonder ameritards are so fat

>>10900240
instagram was a mistake

>>10900268
This. I know so many girls who pretend to like sushi just so they can put it on Instagram to seem "cultured."

>>10900282
Just because you get scared by food that isn't chicken tenders and ranch doesn't mean everyone who eats a vegetable, a seafood, or an avocado is just pretending to enjoy it

>>10900294
Of the thousand people I know who has eaten such things and appeared to enjoy it, all of them were pretending. I know because I asked them. What proof do you have?

>>10900268
>>10900282

Or how it led way to foods that look great in pictures but taste like crap. Like something Asian/Mexican fusion.

>>10900261
You forgot
>chopsticks

>>10900306
>edible candy-coated chopsticks

>>10894717
how does a 'restaurant' that supposedly sells only cereal equate to "every single fucking thing"

>>10900297
lmao, what proof do YOU have? you apparently asked 1000 people if they were just pretending to enjoy sushi; how the fuck did those autistic conversations go down?

The Birthday Bowl cause there's no better way to celebrate than to eat cereal.

>>10897164

>>10900240
just fucking end society

>>10897938
They do though

as expected of amerisoys

>>10895180
>what the heck

>>10894667
Was a 4 star cook, look, and you'll find there were lawsuits and settlements. They also have a very poor track record on LGBTQ rights. You're probably just too young and naive to the think that a restaurant that serves soft foods that appeal to white boomers , with roots in the slavery era, could be racist. The whole menu and concept is a throwback to the """"""good old days""""""" when African Americans knew their place, women were barefoot in the kitchen, not murdering their unborn children, and homosexuals were still imprisoned for the crime of love. I could see Trump and his quislings supporting such a place, but they really have no place in a free democracy.

Cereal restaurants: Making racist food great again.

Barf.

>>10894717
BOOM ROASTED

>>10896712
You sound like a jealous seething virgin

>>10897665
Nice Reddit stutter

>>10896712
U jelly, nigga?

>>10894667
>hating that a business is making money off morons
>being that much of a fudge-packing commie

They're entrepreneurs, making money off of manchildren. Literally nothing wrong with it.

>>10901507
>manchildren
You guys are so dumb, just because food is sweet doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it. It's way more pathetic that you gotta try so hard to act like you're such a mature adult

>>10901525
Sweet food isn't for manchildren.

Breakfast cereal however, is.

You're a manchild if you eat anything other than black coffee and self hatred for breakfast. Maybe a bagel.

>>10901525
get off my internet, roastie

>>10901575
>roastie
You're not using that word correctly newfag

>>10901560
You just outed yourself, jew

>>10901582
>I don't have a huge disease infested vagoo
right.

>>10901421
Lol

A cereal cafe has opened across from where i work in brighton and its cringe to look at every day

>>10895765
based

>>10901598
There's no bigger red flag for a kissless virgin than using the word "roastie". Have sex

>>10894667
>couple of faggots waste thousands on a stupid restaurant idea that serves cereal
They deserve the chapter 11 that's inbound soon.

>>10901749
there's no bigger stink in the world than your tomahawk gash. have douche

>>10896333
Wrong guy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets)

>>10901758
You're such a typical virgin lol. I guess once you go on so long not being able to talk to women you just give up on hiding it, then you spend hours and hours resenting women and going on these websites spouting off nonsense and manchild like phrases like "tomahawk gash" and "pussies r sooo smelly, gross" if any women in your life knew you were this pathetic and angry towards women you'd literally be laughed into a suicide. Hopefully you grow up, you might still have a chance to save yourself.

>>10901793
I'm a girl, btw

>>10897257
>>10895214
Post the reply of
"Happy happy happy, need to feel happy, always happy" It was the best and simplest dissection of this faggot

>>10897526
>Waaaaah I don't like this post! Delete it!
Perhaps reddit is more your speed, kid

>>10897263
https://youtube.com/watch?v=79xF2jSNW9k&t=11s

>>10895765
This desu is right af.

>>10894667
Do they add grey color to their hair?

>>10894670

Apart from their shop is on Brick Lane in London.

>>10894717
Yes?

>>10902332
yes its the Lynch look. makes me gag

>>10897311
Yes, they are comparable. They both have to do with how you present yourself. Retard

>>10894667
Great, a restaurant revolving entirely on brands

>>10897395
(Pre-Civil War)*

>>10895765

>>10896647
Next you will say you were only pretending to be retarded

>>10895180

anyone that drinks is by definition a brainlet

>>10897164

shave faggot

>>10900240

>eating betis

>>10902825
I have to drink to get my brain down to other people's levels. True story.

>>10898223
Topmilkdudes

>>10900240
this place sounds great

>>10898613

I did that once as a kid at a breakfast buffet. Just had my fill of cocoa rice krispies and bacon. It was one of those guilty pleasures as a child

>>10897572
In fact it's a reportable offence to do so.

>>10900268
>>10900282
Social media in general was. It has contributed to the brainwashing of so many young women, changing the way they see beauty and womanhood and stunting their maturity and emotional growth in favor of camera filters and 'likes'. Shame really

>>10902825
How moderate is the right brain? Cause that looks like wake up drink and go to bed drunk

>>10900333
>instagramifying your food so much that it completely missed what was so great about it in the first place

I mean how the fuck do I even eat this.

>>10895214
I do this but ironically

>>10900333
How the FUCK do I get to the cereal before it becomes a soggy mess?

>>10904669
I don't get it. It's just fucking cereal?

>>10894667
>and I'll call it Mike's Cereal Shack

>>10894667
>Cuck and Cucker's Söyreal Restaurant

>>10899840
dear God,they give those things knives

>>10901749
>There's no bigger red flag for a kissless virgin than using the word "roastie".
THIS!
it's even worse on /tv/,they call children,CHILDRED,roasties.
Disgusting.

>>10906642
I'm not taking sides here because this thread looks like a train wreck, but I've had sex and I call women roasties on 4chan

Just saying

>>10901771
Lets give this a look...
OH DEAR GOD!
...he pleaded guilty to 13 charges, including the attempted rape and sexual assault of a child under 13;these offences were committed against the infant children of two women who were also convicted.[3]
...On 19 December 2012, Watkins was charged with conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a one-year-old girl, and with possession and/or distribution of indecent images of children and "extreme animal pornography"...

I don't need to read any more.

>>10902843
It also seems like a fun way to lose weight without giving up the tendies.

>>10904669
>curated choices for the week.
So some college grad recomends cookie crisp to serve you palate for the fall,Boo Berry married with almond milk is more of a spring meal.
Get it right,or get the hell out!

>>10896307

>>10904669
>Takeaway cereal

Just burn it all down

>>10894710
>If you don't grow up, you'll end up working at your dream job!

>>10894667
>Korean Oreo O's

Why? Can't they get 'em off amazon or someshit

>>10894667
The one on the right has such an intensely annoying face. I can't put it into words.