/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that car cream?

Yes and it's great

how's that healthcare and gun legislation going for you?

Dip fries in their American semen rations? Yes

This isn't /v/. /ck/ doesn't move so fast that you have to post inflammatory shitposts to get attention. If you want to talk about something, type out your topic like a big boy.

Or, speed things up and just kill yourself now.

>>10891576
Assblasted “do Americans really do this” poster detrcted

>>10891625
Right? Euroqueers are such losers. I've got 10 bucks that says he's eating mayo by the spoonful as we speak.

im not a European but I dip my fries in mayo but I don't slather it on top. the thought of mayo warming up just creeps me out for some reason

>>10891625
No, those suck dick too. Now quit stalling and kill yourself before you continue shitting up /ck/ with low effort "my country >your country" garbage.

>>10891561
In Belgium they do. In The Netherlands we like our mayo next to our fries to dip our fries in. Rest of Europe usually eats different sauces.

>do europeans do x
OBSESSED

>>10891635
>before
Is this your first minute here?

>>10891561
There's this nice guy who always orders French fries from my resraurant with mayonnaise... Idk

>>10891634
Do you guys not have ranch?

French fries with mayo is good, but its even better mixed with ketchup as well.

>>10891718
People that dip things in ranch aren't real Americans, no matter what you think.

>>10891718

samefag here. im Canadian.. yeah we have ranch but on fries im not a fan

>>10891561
Yep. It's pretty good, although I personally like curry and onions better.

>>10891572
>American semen looks like mayonnaise.
Well, can't say that's surprising.

>>10891766
Better than our dicks looking like sandworms.

>>10891634
It's not mayo. It's french fry sauce.

>>10891766
Nah, their mayonnaise looks like semen

>>10891772
How can you even tell without the use of mirrors and scaffolding?

>>10891787
We communicate with your gf via walkie talkie while she's down there.

>>10891785
Healthy semen doesn't look like that. American semen no doubt does though.

>>10891800
>Healthy semen doesn't look like that.
I'm sure you've gargled your fair share, Liam.

>>10891795
You mean you listen to her laugh.

>>10891809
She's still down there, Nigel. :^)

>>10891805
>he thinks you need to gargle to know how it looks
Normal humans grow out of putting everything in their mouth after the age of 3. Except americans of course, it's their only functioning sense.

>>10891812
Yeah, I heard the canary already died. Ffs, at least try to clean it for once.

>>10891822
>doesn't technically deny gargling cum like it's going out of style
How very european of you.

>>10891832
Killing british birds with my dick is what God sent me to do, cuck. :^)

>>10891833
>thinks absurdities even need to be denied
It's not a common practice for men to gargle cum anywhere but in America.

>>10891839
>no u!
Never change, inhabitant of a country of confirmed toddlers. Never.

>>10891838
>thinks I'm british
>thinks canaries are british birds
>thinks it's his shriveled dick, not the smell
Oh jeez, where to start.

>>10891847
>no u
Well, it's definitely not me, and someone is making a gargling noise here. Or is that how you fart?

>>10891850
>having to pretend you're not from where you're from in order to not get completely styled on
Embarrassing! It's like the Hitler thing all over again. Just go back to hiding in your root cellar, Reginald.

>>10891858
Just checked in with Nigel's gf. It's her and your mum gargling my putrid manchowder. Mystery solved.

>>10891862
>having to pretend his wild guess was right, because he's got nothing else to hold on to.
I'm Dutch, mongooltje.

>>10891872
Awesome! Does that mean you know Jean Claude Van Damme?

>>10891872
What's the difference?

>>10891870
Don't know any Nigel, and my mother is a bunch of ashes. Not sure what you're looking at, but I think you've just been humping the stove again.

>>10891882
No clue, but you wanted me to be english real bad for some reason.

>>10891878
It's funny because Europoors all live like 50 miles from each other.

>>10891878
Yeah, of course. I've seen him in a movie a while back.

>>10891892
>everyone who talks to me is that one guy
British redditors everyone xD

>>10891896
I thought that was just the rednecks and hillbillies.

>>10891903
>xDDDD epic trole. I'm actually someone else
What's the difference?
We're all anons here.

>>10891892
aren't all of you europoors the same? you guys are basically one giant shitty version of america

>>10891908
Nope. The entire continent of Euro is 50 miles x 50 miles. The entire reason they came up with kilometers was to inflate that number

>>10891916
HAHA

>>10891916
Yep, we're all the same and we're all smaller versions of americans.

>>10891915
Yeah, we're all anons. It's just that the American ones are the only ones who belong here. ;)

>>10891916
THIS GUY IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR POT UGLY PAY LOLOL SO TRY HARD TO DEFEND YOUR SPOT

>>10891919
Kek, it takes multiple 'murricans to take on one euro, and they still have to make up ridiculous shit to have some sort of retort.

>>10891926
>Japanese board
>Americans belong there
Don't worry, we know we don't belong here. We're just here to make fun of you.

>>10891938
>if i post a laughing gif, he'll stop beating me up in front of my gay friends

>>10891916
THIS GUY IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR SPOT UGLY PAY LOLOL SO TRY HARD TO DEFEND YOUR SPOT THIS GUY IS NOT A SHORT DISGUSTING LOSER LIER

>>10891941
>a Mustang becomes a Japanese car when a chink buys it and drives it around America
So this is the power of nanny state education. No wonder my country has to run all of yours.

>>10891942
>dat imagination
Oh is that what you're doing, beating me up. Kek. I really didn't know what those wobbly moves were supposed to be.

>>10891916
THIS GUY IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR SPOT UGLY PAY LOLOL SO TRY HARD TO DEFEND YOUR SPOT THIS GUY IS NOT A UGLY SHORT DISGUSTING LOSER LIER AND THEY OUTNUMBER EVERYBODY BUT CAN YOU STILL ENJOY YOUR LIFE

>>10891943
>euros trying to speak American

>>10891951
>4chan is a mustang
Lol.
It's a crappy replica of 2chan, don't flatter yourself. Even your own hero got sick of you and no 'murrican would even buy this pile of crap.
Be proud, hehe.

>>10891960
It's probably one of your own attempting sarcasm or something.

Ah guys, it's almost 23:00 here. going to get some sleep.
It was fun!

>>10891971
>different, better coding
>pretending moot was our friend because you have some weird desire for fake online friends
Kid, you can't even build paragraphs. Arguing isn't your wheelhouse.
>>10891977
He's probably a slav. That's all you.

>no body posted or reference this
Stupid Yuro cu/ck/s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLIcFP0J5TY

>>10891570
I have a great healthcare plan, love mayo on my fries and have a solid gun collection. No issues from me here.

>>10891561
Herby garlic mayo is the goat fried potato stick condiment. Not sure why we keep doing this.

DO
AMERICANS
REALLY
DO
THIS

HAHA LMAOOOO TO XD

>>10892139
I'm glad you're happy anon :)

>>10891775
moron

>>10891570
>gun legislation
>implying any American except sheltered libs want this

Americans do it with aioli. Same goddamn thing

>>10891570

we want zero of either. no gun regulation, no government interference in healthcare.

>>10892578
>2nd amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State...
Apparently the founding fathers were libtards since they specifically declared they wanted guns well regulated. But lets ignore the constitution when it hurts the 5,000,000 NRA members' feefees, ok?

>>10892700
Regulated means equipped in this sense you ESL fuckwit.

>>10892700

regulated means kept in working order. in other words, a well regulated neighborhood has at least one person with a machine gun and the skills to use it for every 15 people with rifles and the skills to use them, and for every 50 people, at least one anti-armor weapon such as a rocket launcher or tank mines.

>>10892700
>well regulated militia,
is militia the same as arms? are you retarded or just not speaka de engrish?

>>10892739
also a tank(submarine for coastal) towns and at least one nuclear warhead for each city

>>10892721
>>10892739
>>10892742
No, they meant it to be controlled. They didn't want you fuckwits who don't even know how to breakdown a weapon and spurge out to shoot up a school 'cause some gril laughed at you when you invited her to the prom. Ironically, the time when your popgun fantasy could stave off corporate/fascist authoritarianism has long past and you're living in it now. They held out the carrot of a popgun to you, and you chased it. See you at our bi-weekly paintball meet where we practice our tactics, lol!

>>10892850
The only people with fantasies about shooting up schools is projecting libshits, real human beans who've been taught since they could understand words to respect both the freedom and danger of firearms don't hold such delusions.
And since they upheld the legality of digitally distributing plans for 3D printed guns just this week you faggots will never, ever be able to stage your commie takeover.

>>10891725
yes they are, they are the most american
Pic related, some americans eating traditional italian food

>>10891938
Always remember that the symbol of strength for England is an obese, chain-smoking old man.

>>10891724
>Mormon
>Posting on 4chan

>>10892883
>upheld the legality of digitally distributing plans for 3D printed guns
Sauce?

>>10891561
Some of them also pay 50% of their lifetime earnings to a monarchy so they can throw extravagant parties, take pictures, wear expensive clothes that cost more than a house and never have to work a day in their life while forcing others to curtsie and shit to them

>>10891775
fritesauce is just lighter mayo

>>10892700
>>10892850
>the same people that said the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants also wanted to disarm the population
You're a fucking retard.

>>10892700
>...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
It's almost as if they intended 'well regulated' to mean 'well maintained', and not 'regulating type/ownership of arms', strange.

>>10893061
Yeah but at least their education and healthcare is free even though they have to give up 50% of their income for their entire lives, right?