/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This site is for Americans, Nigel. Always has been, always will be.

golly jee! I may be Indian but at least im not a maple syrup slurping moose fucker!

>>10890509
Always hated Kinder Surprises. The toys inside pretty much consistently sucked ass, and while the chocolate was good, there just wasn't enough for my lard-ass child self.

>>10890518
>I'm here with people too stupid to not choke on plastic toys
horryfying. Let's hope the new americans, from the third world will be smarter than the lazy white hicks.

>>10890519
Kinder Surprise isn't illegal in Canada.

>>10890525
I noticed you write like a nigger. Must be that second world in you coming out.

>>10890533
you don't even know what the "third" or the "second" world even means, amerilard (stereotypes are true it seems)

>>10890560
First World: America. Nothing else matters, subhuman. Have fun replying to me because you're jealous and mad your ancestors didn't join the winning team, cuck. :^)

>>10890571
butthurt mutt, also thanks for the autosage, it's a sign some amerimutt is seriously not content with making fun of his shithole of a country. Really spicy OP

>>10890646
>continuing to write like a nigger after the adult told you that's not acceptable
>doing things out of spite like a woman
I guess what they say about non-Americans being femme-brained is true.

>>10890509
https://www.npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america

>>10890646
>autosage
>page 1
Why are ALL non-Americans completely mentally deficient? Is it he socialism in their schools or the fact that their governments don't treat them like adults who can decide things for themselves? Go drink your tea or whatever queer drink you consume in your nanny state.

>>10890666
>nanny state
it must be a pain in the ass knowing we have free healthcare, while for the land of the free calling an ambulance means pretty much going broke...

>>10890714
Imagine arguing with trips because you're from reddit. Imagine ending sentences with an ellipsis because you're gay. Imagine thinking your healthcare is free when you pay for it in taxes. Imagine basic consumer decisions being made for you because your government realizes you can't be trusted to do it yourself. Imagine trying to talk back to someone whose country has military bases on your soil.

>>10890665
>https://www.npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america
>rapidly browning country
>people get smarter
truly, "give me your tired... your poor... your retarded"

Great thread guys.

>>10890729
What did you expect from a non-American? They're basically all as cancerous as the australians and the brazilians.

>>10890723
>Imagine basic consumer decisions being made for you because your government realizes you can't be trusted to do it yourself
are kinder eggs available to you? hmm...

>Imagine thinking your healthcare is free when you pay for it in taxes
still its much cheaper than your shitty "free market" insurance

>Imagine trying to talk back to someone whose country has military bases on your soil.
I hope cheeto elvis keeps sperging out so europe starts to exit NATO, he's doing a pretty good job

>>10890738
seething and insecure

>>10890742
Discussion ended with the trips, femme-brain. Didn't read you irrelevant post.

>>10890746
but keep respoding showing how unshook you are, mutt

>>10890752
>Have fun replying to me because you're jealous and mad your ancestors didn't join the winning team, cuck. :^)
Get your own material.

>>10890765
>winning team
what is your team again? the diabetes, cancer and heart disease team??

>>10890771
>??
Can't stop being a girl for even a single post, can you? Wew. Are you gonna start posting like thisssss. nowwwww???

>>10890780
seems like I hit a nerve... what is your team again?

>>10890646
>>10890525
Why do jews continually pretend to be euros to try and stir up shit.

I mean, the fact that they brag about white people dying out is a pretty obvious giveaway.

inb4 the same jew accuses me of bringing "/pol/ shit" into the conversation, because projection is their first language.

>>10890788
>...
You really can't help yourself, can you? You don't even know what you're doing wrong, do you?

>>10890794
>reddit spacing
>pretending not to bring /pol/ shit to the conversation
You got here in 2016 and you need to go back.

>>10890794
>I mean, the fact that they brag about white people dying out
maybe if you went and started with losing your virignity and making babies you wouldn't have to spill resentment here about "muh white genocide" on a cooking board... just sayin

>>10890796
you are quite insane.

There's a difference between Kinder egg and Kinder Surprise. We have Kinder eggs here: Kinder Joy.

>>10890800
In England we always shout "job opening!!!” when something gets broken. It's a bit of good fun that unites the room with humour and nobody gets hurt.

>>10890804
>"he" thinks it's sane to stick up for another man in public
Fags of a feather must flock together.

>>10890811
what is this?

>>10890798
I got here in 2008 and reddit spacing is a reddit meme.

>>10890800
Why does this seem like a good insult when you obviously couldn't know anything about me?
Literally the only logical assumption is that your insults are drawn from your own flaws and sensitivities (read: Projection).

The fact that you keep images like that on your hard drive just speaks to how white people are rent free in your head.

>>10890509
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Parents+hit+out+at+EU+over+tiny+deadly+toys.-a065156393

>3 kids in europe have died from choking on the toy in the egg
Yes, kids try to eat things that aren't edible all the time, but putting it INSIDE FOOD is still stupid.

>>10890816
>how white people are rent free in your head
nah, it's typical poltards like you who have no sense of humor, no acomplishments, you deserve mockery for your idiocy. Sorry, not sorry.

>>10890816
>I got here in 2008 and reddit spacing is a reddit meme.
You didn't and your damage control request has been denied.

>>10890816
Why do people who haven't gone to college think they get to pretend to be psychologists?

>>10890830
WE DON'T NEED YOUR FANCY BOOK LEARNIN AND STUFF THATS JEWISH

>>10890823
>Proceeds to get butthurt and show us just how many of these pictures you've saved
Self-parody doesn't do you justice.

>>10890825
Let me tell you:

About how much I care, anon.

>>10890830
[projection intensifies]

>>10890845
>keeps saying "projection"
>doesn't realize he's saying "no u!" like a toddler
Never change, poor person. It makes you easier to manipulate into voting against your own interests.

Thanks to all the americans so insecure that they have to spam the thread with riposts devoid of any wit. Truly a testament of american greatness.

>>10890860
>having pictures of another country's leader saved because that country lives in your head rent free

>>10890854
Anon, its not that complicated. The insults have to come from somewhere when we're speaking in this vacuum where we don't know anything about each other.

There's a REASON why you think calling somebody "poor" is a some severe insult.
It suggests that not only are you poor, but you're very sensitive about it.

>>10890867
>why are you making fun of my obese meme daddy REEEEEEEE
jesus

Hey dumbass, you do realize that no one in the US choked on these things when they were sold here, right?

Three children have choked to death on Kinder eggs, all Euros.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise?wprov=sfla1

I saw some kid buy one at sheetz the other day and later saw him choking to death in the parking lot.

>>10890873
>everything is self-loathing
What a faggot argument.

>>10890874
>having more than one
WEW

>>10890875
>Three children
only three children for all those fucking years. Are americans much more retarded or scared that much? you decide. Also if you have free healthcare theres a much bigger chance of helping your kid, while in america you know that calling the ambulance will bankrupt you...

>>10890874
He's right tho.

>>10890879
This is why anons who have been here for more than a year learn to chill the fuck out. Unless you're pretending to be retarded (funposting), you only expose your own insecurities when you screech insults like a child.

>>10890879
It's no surprise he couldn't get into a good school.

>>10890888
>anons who have been here for more than a year
>incorrectly formats his post
Tell us more about how you got here in 2016 and are a true oldfag.

>>10890887
>When it comes to retarded euros who are too stupid to have small toys, suddenly we're looking at per capita statistics like reasonable people
Why Euros are hateful scum.

>>10890888
>screech insults like a child
the trump dick rider is exactly that in this thread. No self awarness!

>>10890887
>...
Watch out. Faggot on the loose.

>>10890898
The more you

Whine about

"reddit spacing"

Like an autist

The more

People will do it

Because they know

It triggers

You.

>>10890900
>euros who are too stupid to have small toys
are they banned in europe? single digit IQ

>>10890903
Why are kids under 25 allergic to actually ending sentences?

>>10890887
>it's ok if something kills kids as long as it doesn't kill too many too often
>starts talking about healthcare to deflect

>>10890903
no, I'm not a trump supporter...

>>10890887
Move those goalposts all you want, but it's over, dude. Your region's dumbass kids ate plasic shit and died. You lose. Buh bye.

By the way, be sure to check your food for inedible objects and use pic related if you accidentally swallow something you aren't supposed to.

>>10890908
>Euros are too stupid to ban toys that their children are too stupid to have without killing themselves
It would seem that your retarded children turn into retarded adults (surprising nobody but yourself).

>>10890906
Youngest sibling syndrome detected. Tell us more about how you feel impotent IRL and acting this way from the security of anonymity helps you work out your adolescent frustrations.

>>10890917
>...
Definitely a woman brain. Why did daddy abandon you, anon? Didn't he know mommy didn't have the tools to raise a real man?

werent you guys supposed to stop responding a while ago? I guess you can't help yourself if you are retarded. Petty and insecure!

>>10890917
Lol, rent free

>>10890923
>Actually trying to dive into psychoanalysis
>In furtherance of projection

This is getting into meta

levels of pathetic, anon.

>>10890927
why are you calling me a woman as an insult? is it because you were never touched by one?

>>10890931
>i hope my spacing makes emotionally affects him!
>i wish i could affect people irl!

>>10890933
>doesn't understand why a man being called feminine is an insult
>attempts feminist insult of calling someone a virgin
Thanks for the confirmation, Sheila.

>>10890938
seems like I struck a nerve, hahaha

>>10890934

>>10890940
>hahaha
see this little kid's anachronistic post >>10890941

>>10890945
...says the virgin

>when the entire thread is dominated by a single American
Thank your lucky stars you effeminate cowards. Me destroying a platoon of you here means I won't have to do it on the battlefield.

>>10890951
>look at how not mad I am
another gem from the treasury of alternative facts

>>10890959
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>>10890930

back to /pol/ with you, fucking loser

>>10890963
>r-r-rent free
>*50 posts about how not mad he supposedly is*

lol God bless that shithole 'Merica

>>10890973
>responds with 50 images of our president

>>10890518
>This site is for Americans

lol @ pretending 'Mericans can even read or type

>>10890976
Now post images of what your "country" looks like after a soccer riot, dunce.

>>10890985
>written like a nigger

>>10890982
>>responds with 50 images of our president

America is becoming China's bitch... modern day 'mericans can't even math or read lol.

>>10890986
well, there's no niggers so still better than america in a state of peace...

>>10890994
>the slaves are the ones in charge!
No wonder you don't have an empire anymore.
>>10890999
>implying you're not a nigger
You sure write like one. You sure watch soccer like one. You sure talk back to actual white people like one. You sure live in the second world like one. You sure were raised without a dad like one. You sure hang out where you're not welcome like one.

>>10890976
>lol God bless that shithole 'Merica

"No, mr. gun loving 'merican.... I do not want to give you my sneakers."

>>10891007
>second world
you don't even know what that means...

>>10891014
It means not America, which means subhuman. This is supported by the fact you write like a subhuman and talk back to your superiors. You're entirely uncivilized.

>>10891007
>You sure live in the second world like one

lol @ merican's calling other countries shitty.

>>10891025
so you don't know what that means... hahaha typical /pol/tard shill hahaha

>>10891028
>>10891030
>continues writing like a nigger and acting exactly as described
I win. Thread is over now.

>>10890976
> america the shitole

American #1: whatcu wanna do today mang?
American #2: i'mma burn some shit down & get me some sneakers

>>10891036
>I win. Thread is over now.
it was over from the beginning, the insecurity of americans is eternal, I guess you will keep responding anyway, because /pol/tards think overstaying their welcome is "winning"

Nuke this fucking thread

>>10891079
If we're insecure for responding, you're an attention whore for trying to get responses.

>>10890509
Sweet.

Luckily they are illegal here so they are not a threat to my people.

>>10890509
We got them, just not like that.

cheap chinese lead plastic in food is deadly to all people