/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Here in Germany you can get Bratwurst, whatever translates to Nackensteak (basically pork steaks marinated in sauce), pork belly and other grilling essentials and fresh eggs from farmer owned vending machines

>>10882779
Picture related
One following up

>>10882782
Well, the one where I live is farmer owned, but apparently some butchers have their own

>>10882782
I'd try this if I encountered one.

>>10882807
It's great. Sometimes on a sunday you decide you just want to throw some bratwursts on the grill but all the stores are closed so this thing is the savior

Goddammit why are American vending machines so boring? All we got is this >>10882774

>>10882822
you really need a fucking potato or newspaper salad vending machine like the eurotrash?

>>10882842
You know I'd eat a fucking kipburger

>>10882795
>all the time
>24/6

heh

>>10882872
The saddest one so far

cakes

>>10882765
Hawaiian..., YES.
Wait, I have to put the lid on myself :(

>>10882795
No pic for the Cheese Pizza?

>>10882982
wrong vid

>>10882818
>hey, this isnt an egg. I want my money back

>>10882993

>>10882883
>>10882916
The first time I saw a banana vending machine IRL I spent several minutes in front of it laughing out loud.

So absurd.

>>10882985
Thats dope
What was that centipede eating

>>10882957
Filename

>>10882941
You meant dog food...right?

>>10882976

12/24 on Ramadan

>>10883054
"All products from this vending machine are to be considered Dairy"

Why aren't food vending machines more popular in America? I've been a lot of places in the US and most of the machines look like this.
>>10883112
Or pepsi or coke machines. I've never seen shit that makes pizza or bananas or whatever.

this machine sells human hair

>>10882835
Meat vending machines are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Perhaps Germany can be saved.

>>10882916
>>10883021
>So absurd.
I don't see how it is absurd? Japanese people are not fat like most of the world and pick up healthy snacks where convenient. That's a snack to a lot of people BTW lol.

>>10883156
All I can think of is that just for men, beard dye pic.
You know the one.

>>10883193
>"Gee if only there was an easy to remove wrapping around this fruit. Well, better add some fucking plastic bags."

>>10883204
Oh, so the overly ripe bananas can leak inside the machine?

pasta

>>10883231
What is stock rotation. More retarded questions for 600, anon.

>>10883204
Imagine being this retarded. Ever heard of oxidation?

>>10883146

hot food is readily accessible for free from our many naturally occurring pizza and burger trees

stay mad europoors

>>10882768
gimme a relish one

>>10883096
slap this bad boy up on tumblr with a caption like "lol this is so me" or thereabouts and you're golden

>>10882860
I love these. The trick is finding them in the first place. The good ones have whole bottles of scotch and wine in them.
My coworkers and I used to get on bicycles, ride to one, drink a can then ride to the next one. It was like barhopping but with vending machines and drunk cycling. Then when we were to drunk to ride anymore we'd get fireworks and set them off in the park. Good times.

pokemon

>>10882765
wew the browning on that "crust"

>>10883204
You're talking about a country that individually wraps cookies in a bag of cookies.

>>10883372
I can imagine being a Japanese salaryman drinking beer from vending machines, who lost his job but still goes out everyday with his suit and briefcase to keep his unemployment secret from his family.

breaking into these machines for food would be the best part of the apocolypse

>>10883299
they need to make a dole dippers vending machine

>>10882782
I like those types of vending machines. Reminds me of automats.

>>10882876
>not even the vending machines can work on the sabbath

Too much japanese vending machine.

>>10883146

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>>10882962
>this machine dispenses the crabs

>>10883075
That's the saddest vending machine I've ever seen.

>>10883620
Is this vending machine at soviet union?

This is what Redbox used to be like before they decided to only do DVD rentals

>>10882842
Was about to post this. Amsterdam is full of these

>>10883075
>ShastaHealthyOptions
Fucking Californians

>>10883146
Niggers.

>>10883388
what?

>>10883054
>use exact change

>>10883690
What is white twisted things on lower shelves?

>>10882996
>that one nigga that gets 4 milks for free

>>10883703
the halal vending machine explodes if you try to cheat it

>>10883706
They look like meringues

>>10883683
oh my

>>10883683
>the onion boy who loads up on pearls from the tout-o-mat

The world's only Dom Perignon vending machine in Melbourne, Australia

>>10882782
Warum ist Deutsch so gemütlich?

>>10882795
THE MACHINE CLOSES FOR SABBATH? DOES IT THINK IT IS A MAN???

>>10882761
That looks... sexual...

>>10883718
>and diarrhea too!

>>10882814

>>10883768

10/10 post

>>10883403
Then his half-brother Hank calls and offers him a job in propane.

>>10883768
/ourguy/

>>10883764

>>10883306
w-what

What would it take to start a vending machine business? The vending machines in America are all the same with shitty choices

>>10883314
whats it say i must know

>>10883850
go to japan and study under a master

>>10883850
>buy vending machines
>offer to rent them out to stores
>???
>go out of business when the vending monopolies outbid you

>>10883859
change, since it's probably overpriced

>>10883850
You could buy broken vintage vending machines, restore them then rent them out to hipster establishments

>>10883859
It is say "otsuri" that means change.

>>10883871
>>10883879
thank you based moon speakers

>>10883763
Can't push buttons during sabbat. Maybe they could think of some sort of sabbat mode like with elevators.

>>10883386
If you placed a machine like that next to a Norwegian park in Summer you'd make a killing.

>>10882792
we have this also in italy but not with so much meat

>>10883373
Gebaseerde broodautomaat paler

>>10883883
This is racism. Foreign languages are as much a part of this planet as you are.

>>10883620
russia vending machines are top gomfy. bost more bls.

>>10883752
this makes me diamond hard and i dont know why

>>10883676
what??? i didnt know this?!!?!?

>>10882761
>muh bagette

>>10882996
C2

>>10882768
Where has Jalapeno mustard been this whole time?!

>>10882768
$3 - $4 for mustard, thank god I live in a cheap country

>>10882916
If this was equivalent to 50 cents I would love having one of these around.

>>10882878
Mira Sorvino???

>>10883049
no

>>10882990
that looks really unsafe

>>10884121
I agree. I'd do everything possible to avoid being alone with him.

>>10883136
FUCKING WEEB

>>10882761
ouch right in mabaguette

>>10883089
Wow they jailed him for shitposting.

>>10883925
Only the turbo autistic jews adhere that. it's unrealistic and they have to create their own loopholes to function.

>>10882795
Jokes aside, how does it works?

>>10883021
yeah ahahahaa*chokes on cheesburger*

>>10883204
banana peels are about as useless your moms flaccid dick

>>10882774
>when you go to the courthouse

>>10882842
Walking down the street, popping a coin in the machine, and walking away a second later with a burger is freedom

In Germany we have ones that sell charging adapters at major trainstations, and there's one that sells flowers around the corner.

>>10884165
In Judaism being a turbo autist makes you a "real jew" and if you don't literally make your matzo out of dead palestinian babies it makes you a self-hating antisemite

Even "reasonable" Jews quake in fear at the thought of being criticized by the kind of Jews who have shabbos elevators

I had one of these

>>10883076
Meaning that if you keep kosher you cannot eat anything from the vending machine if you've recently eaten meat.

>>10882842

>feboburger
>extra dikke

I grew up in a town with these.

>>10883850
You would need to change public opinion about vending machines. There are vending machines but that serve hot food but I would bet most people avoid them because they assume the food is expired.

>>10882818
So they pour out when you make your selection?

>>10883850
>The vending machines in America are all the same with shitty choices
Companies pay for exclusive contracts to shut out competitors. Basically you're fucked unless you can match the cash flow of Pepsi.

What's the food like in these?

>>10883034
Hummm no thanks

>>10883089
Only seen vending machines in the middle of nowhere rest stops behind bars like this, specifically Arizonaand Nevada.

>>10883357
Unfortunately you're years late on that idea

>>10883403
Nah he'd just get a bottle and hole up in an internet room and hang out on 2chan before he becomes anhero

>>10883089

>>10883104
>using a claw to catch lobsters
How the tables have turned

>>10883141
That looks really lovely in the middle of all that nice old architecture.

>>10884898

>>10882761

>>10883768
>comped

>>10884911
>Do NOT drive whilst using this product

Why? They're condoms. Unless they mean don't fuck while driving.

>>10883768
I've seen the original Omen. That guy's going to get decapitated by plate glass

>>10884785
So did everybody who wasn't born after 1992.

>>10884923
oh shit these things
they're decent enough
good when you don't wanna head to a canteen or whatever
you do feel a little stupid just standing around blankly for 90 seconds while it toasts though

>>10882990
this is at my uni, never tried it, hopefully never will

>>10882916
They don't really look that ripe though, still haven't peaked

>>10884933
You know it tastes like a disaster when they need that much signage to cover up the machine so people can't figure out how it works.

>>10882842
These need to be the new "burgers", Americans can stay amerifat though, but even they don't have this kind of hamburger convenience.

>>10884949
fresh OC, because I was bored

>>10884997
Actually, I fixed it, looks 100% better.

>>10884121
whites are actually one of the least violent races of the past 350 years.

>>10884997
>>10885045
>making image macros in the current year

>>10883044
looks like a frog or gecko

>>10885115
It's okay if it's ironic, he's just gotta knock the image quality down

>>10883146
Hospitals have some weird ones. When grandma was dying I was eating magic french fries from a machine that also did pizza.

>>10883690
>fondue, raclette, pain, pommes de terre, creme, meringues
it won't get any more fucking fribourgeoise than that.

>>10885045
Have you got a fully delitized version of that doggo?

it's a doggie dog world

>>10883146
Probably so the government can keep milking sales taxes and restaurants can keep milking tips.

>>10882795
>cheese pizza

>>10883250
>Taco Ferry
>Only one octopus meal

>>10885292
that's really good. a dozen eggs here is $1.29 and then you have to boil them

>>10882941
I hope its doggo out of a vending machine

>>10883249
Go stock another shelf steve

>>10884794
what's in the good stuff?

>>10883104
this is cruel

>>10885306
That's such a good idea!

Anne X

>>10883250
>taco ferry
>no octopus tacos
>not even regular tacos

>>10882985
If I had the money, I'd import this for home use

>>10883104

That's fucked up, and probably also detrimental to the taste of the lobster.

3 for the price of one

>>10885379
an investment. you buy it and then until you recoup the cost, you sell it for novelty. then you can close up shop and keep them for yourself. but if you're in a big place like New York or California, you charge a premium for specialties when you feel like.
Fucking place in NYC makes 24 burgers a night and sells them each for $100. There's nothing special about them except they're exclusive

>>10885369
Have a feeling you're memeing, but in case you aren't taco means octopus in Japanese.

>>10884105
In the pic, it's roughly $1.20 per banana.

>>10883780
What where >:(

>>10885598
>memeing
Summer.

>>10882941
>>10883049
>>10884113
>>10885298

My Japanese isn’t great... but the big label on front says “Oishii Okome” which means “Delicious Husked Rice” so I think it’s doggo food, as in food for doggos.

>>10883049
>>10885298
>おいしいお米
>delicious rice
>玄米持ち込みにて精米します。 1㎏ 100円
>bring your own (unpolished) rice for polishing. 1kg for 100￥
>1000円、500円玉も使えます
>accepts 1000￥ bills and 500￥ coins
>低温装置付
>Furnished with low-temperature equipment
No dogs for sale, here.

>探偵
>Detective/Investigator
The plot thickens.

>>10885673
>4CHANVET88 HAS LOGGED ON
sowwy I used a weddit word ~(◡◡)

>>10885779
Your still a faggot for even think of using that (non existent) word.
Faggot.
:)

>some pervert rubbed his penis on the hatch

>>10885790
memeing
now reply to me

>>10884997
>>10885045

>boomer """humor"""

>>10885817

>>10883760
Haha.

>>10883075
none of that shit is healthy except the water...
all loaded with sugar and fats

this is a really great thread

>>10884125
yeah he has both hands in his pockets...there could be anything in there

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I love these vending machine threads. We didn't have one in a while.

>>10886098
There are like five of those already

>>10886098
beer server, which also allows for cookin' talk
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"official" /ck/ server, which I believe also allows for beer talk
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The fewer servers we're spread out on, the more active each one will be.

>>10885289
Jaaaackpot!

>>10884746
Me too. So did my uncle. He left the chocolate in it until around about the year 2000 when I found it in a cupboard and tried to eat said chocolate as an experiment. Very chalky.

>discord
Fuck off and don't take posters away from this board

>>10884929
THATS THE JOKE

>>10882795
>cheese pizza in the Jewish vending machine

>>10883676
these are on college campuses still

Is there a GF vending machine?

>>10883676
I see 2 healthcode violations

>>10883146
Because our food service industries are already widespread and well established nationwide and theres generally no need for wierd vending machine when you're never more than 4 or 5 miles from a grocery store

>>10882860
if we had this in australia it would be smashed to pieces within 20 minutes.
and if they tried to use bulletproof glass, meth heads would just steal the whole machine.

>>10886954
https://img.memecdn.com/Vending-machine_fb_135384.jpg

soon near you

>>10882916
>>10882883
First time I've lost to a banana in a long time.

>>10882822
What? We got pizza, cupcake, and coffee vending machines.

>>10883306
the fuck?

>>10884002
eat shit and die you slanty eyed fuck

>>10887184
Where you at that has this?

>>10887248
japanese thing. all i know is they love collecting bugs (how Pokemon came about) and the hercules beetle is one of their favorites, because they fight and look "cool"
i think they look gross, but japs adore them

>>10887097
Stealing one sounds like a good investment. No startup cost, you get all the money from the initial items, and then you can put whatever you want in there for lazy people/drug addicts. I'll bet the machines could take $100 bills

>>10882878

had this before, not bad at all

>>10885835
be nice to the boomer

>>10884910
I actually appreciate the wooden facade considering where it is. It's much better than a plain machine.

>>10885557
That's a good value.

>>10885562
>Using it for commercial use in America
There'd be a shit ton of competition considering consumers would rather go to any pizza place nearby than some random vending machine that makes "okay" quality pizza. I'd rather just get that shit in my house, be lazy bum and have that make me pizza.

>>10884051
Nah. C2 will get jammed at the door. The one above it is the safe bet.

>>10884785
That feel when 1990 wasnt 18 years ago.