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10884033 No.10884033 [Reply] [Original]

Why did this become the go to beer for alcoholics, degenerates, skells, and losers?

And why did Tecate and Miller High Life replace PBR as the go to hipster beer?

>> No.10884038

>>10884033
>Tecate
>Hipster beer
Since when? If so they made a terrible choice

>> No.10884039

>>10884033
Good marketing.

>> No.10884040

Tecate is easy to answer. It's not corona and cheap. That's it. People literally weren't drinking it.

>> No.10884049
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>>10884033
Posting average ABV mountain barley water has angered the king. He has arrived to rebuke you.

>> No.10884055

>>10884040
People weren't drinking Tecate? I can see why it's popular though, being that it's from Mexico but it Budweiser price. Tecate is super clean tasting too, it has no off flavors.

>>10884038
In Brooklyn, every last hipster bar serves it and it's one of the most commonly ordered drinks

>> No.10884057

>>10884049
But that's too deep into skell territory. I think even most skells avoid that stuff.

I don't think anyone drinks malt liquor anymore except for white kids influenced by 90s hip hop, and the most extreme of bums

>> No.10884067

>>10884039
I barely see it advertised, except an occasional commercial with that deep voiced man

>> No.10884073

I can't tell which one I like more, this or Budweiser.

I keep buying Coors as my go to beer when I don't feel like spending money on craft, they're pretty drinkable at least for a tall boy or two. , But Budweiser is more carbonated or abrasive perhaps, which I like.

>> No.10884157

>>10884057
It's my goto when available because it's the cheapest/highest ABV you dingus

>implying drunks have 'standards'
show me a drunk without a drink not drink a beer because it's damaging to their 'image'

>> No.10884171

>>10884033
OP rolls with rich alkies.

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10884174

Oof

>> No.10884381

>>10884171
At 1.75 it's one of the cheapest tall boys where I live

>> No.10884452

PBR is just barely palatable enough that I can drink 6-8 in a few hours and not mind them, miller high life is just too soapy for my taste and all those bud ice or natty ice variants shred my stomach. I used to buy craft beer 99% of the time but nowadays if I want to treat myself i'll just get a yuengling and call it a day

>> No.10886310

Bump

>> No.10886432

at my local corner store this is 3.99 for a 4 pack of tallboys whereas PBR, Busch, Natty Ice, Natty Light, Rolling Rock, etc are 4.28 for the same.

also it tastes way fucking better than any of those in a blind taste test, try it. it actually has some flavor

>> No.10886448

>>10884049
literally the worst "beer" ever, the beer of smelly neckbeards with ponytails who think "pounding a steel" is totally rad brah

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10886455

>>10884038
Ever since micheladas became popular

Speaking of which, if your michelada does not involve Clamato or Old Bay then you have objectively bad taste

>> No.10887485

>>10886432
Yeah it's quite drinkable

>> No.10887499
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>>10884033
>this same exact thread with the same image was posted just days ago
I thought it was the same thread for a minute.

>> No.10887511

>>10884033
The answer is simple: nobody gives a shit about your opinion on beer.

>> No.10888474

>>10887511
That's not the right answer

>> No.10889382

I wonder why High Life became the new hipster beer, though. Is it because it's cheaper?

>> No.10889994

Tecate is good because it's completely inoffensive without being complete pisswater

>> No.10890019

>>10884033
What if I'm a white boy who drinks malt liquor meant for my melanin enriched brethren?

Love me some Olde English

>> No.10890789

>>10889382
It's as cheap, tastes better and is smoother. Seeing someone drink a PBR or a Busch at this point just makes you wonder why.

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>>10890789
>TFW you unironically enjoyed PBR before hipsters, but the brand will always be tainted by their presence.

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10891398

Hipsters don't drink PBR anymore but they should! So should everyone! It's the best beer after all.

>> No.10891414

vodka is the go to drink of true alcoholics

>> No.10891461

>>10890019
Black guys don't drink malt liquor anymore unless they're 40+

>> No.10891494

>>10891461
the only people I see still drinking 40s are all rich white hipsters

>> No.10892931

>>10886448
The worst beer ever is Red Dog.

>> No.10892942

>>10892931
My DARE officer used to drink red dog

>> No.10892989

>>10891461
W-what do they drink then?

>>10891494
I'm white but certainly not rich or a hipster, why else do you think I cheap malt liquor lol

>> No.10893203

>>10891494
I think it's just edgy white kids in general

>> No.10893211

>>10892989
Young black guys seem to mostly drink Hennessy and when they do drink beer it will be something like Heineken or Corona

>> No.10893220

You're better off drinking Coors Banquet rather than Malt Liquor.

>> No.10893227

>>10892989
see
>>10893203

>> No.10893237

>>10884055
> it has no off flavors
I last had Tecate about 10 years ago, and it tasted of dish soap. One thing I like about beer is that it's almost never putrid the way cheap wines and hard liquors can be. Even shitty beers are at least drinkable. Tecate is one of only a couple of beers I would decline if offered.

>> No.10893252

>>10892931

Friends and I used to steal beer from people's garages while teenagers. Red Dog is the only beer we wouldn't take.

>> No.10893272

>>10893203
>edgy white kids drink malt liquor
lol yeah that's pretty fitting for me

>> No.10893275

>>10884033
I always see Tecate cans in park trash cans, so I think they fit the first category a lot better.

>> No.10893299

High Life's resurgence is partly due to the marketing campaign. But other than that, it's stupid cheap, you can let it get warm and cool it back down and it will still be drinkable. It's my go to swill.

>> No.10893657

>>10891414
You mean mouthwash

>> No.10894276

>>10893237
It definitely does not taste like dish soap, you need to give it another try. It tastes like Budweiser minus that "beechwood" taste.

>> No.10894283

>>10893299
I'm not sure if I see it advertised that much. I would have guessed that it's just bars realizing that it's even cheaper than PBR, and hipsters not wanting to be walking stereotypes by drinking PBR.
>>10893275
Skells would just litter, so no