/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just go to the bar. They will assume you are waiting for someone. You can eat there, too.

>>10875412
*walks right by the hostess*
"I'll just sit at the bar"

Just sit at the bar, it's literally what you are supposed to do.

If these restaurants enjoy profits then why do they throw disdain at lone customers?

>>10875457
they don't. the shame is in your head. Maybe some stupid roastie waitress will think you're a loser but she won't say it because she works for tips.

>>10875457
Just sit at the fucking bar nigger. It's that easy!

>>10875412
I'm sorry, we don't have any "Table's for one" available, please return with a partner or you will not be admitted.

>>10875412

>not living a life productive enough to warrant stopping at a restaurant to get a meal on your own

table for two, please

>>10875457
It requires pretty much the same amount of time to serve a table of 1 as it does for a table of 2-3, but the tips will be lower since there's only 1 person buying food/drinks.

>>10875506
>not taking your date to the bar

>>10875412
what's wrong with eating alone kek?? i hate going out i'm too cheap for it

>>10875471
Do you see how fat I am, chickenchoker? I may be alone but I'll be eating a lot more than your precious-wecious two-top. Now, get me a table now, gremlin, or I'll be giving this place a nice social media fucking when I post about how you were discriminating against me. Prepare to burn in the fires of SJW hell.

>>10875525
The restaurant makes money still so they should train waiters to accommodate a business success

>>10875506
I saw this on Friday. I was eating with a friend in DTLA at a spot near anime expo, so it's understandable

>tfw local theater enacted it's no singles policy.

>>10875529
the girls look is so perfect

>>10875457
They literally don't

>>10875569
No it most certainly isn't understandable

>>10875451
This

>>10875465
There is no bigger red flag of virginity than saying the word "roastie" lol have sex, if any woman in the real world knew you referee to women as that you'd literally get laughed into a suicide

>>10875569

perhaps not unexpected, but certainty not understandable.

delusional more like it

>>10875652
That's not true. I know plenty of women who refer to other women as roasties. Women are really mean to each other.

>>10875675
this
The level of drama on /cgl/ is a perfect example

I eat alone all the time. No one cares.

>>10875652
My ex-girlfriend started referring to girls like that as roasties once I shared the word with her.
She found it funny.

>>10875619
>>10875653
you're right; that was a bad choice of words on my part.

>>10875412
>>10875465
I was feeling a bit homesick in college and went to Red Lobster because I had one back home. Couldn't get any of my friends to go because they were poor and possibly not my friends. Place was packed and I waited forever. They call out my name and add "PARTY OF ONE". I swear the whole fucking place turns and looks at me as I walk up to the waitress. Some whispering "Party of one?!?". So that's the last time I did that and I learned to cook. It's not in your head anon. All these fuckers are judging you.

>>10875675
>using memes in real life

I havent been to dinner with anyone in 6 months.

>>10875652
>ha ha me and my roastie friends laugh at guys like you and if women laugh at you then you're objectively doing something wrong because women know what's good and what isn't
shut up roastie

>>10875412


>travel a lot for business reasons around the world, mostly in yurop
>always eat alone at restaurants because company pays for it anyway
>no one has ever said a thing

Stop being so self-conscious of trivial things.

>>10875652
>>10875675
ive never actually heard this word used out of 4chan
wtf even is a roastie

>>10875811
Derogatory term used for a promiscuous and vacuous woman. More or less interchangeable with "thot". It's a reference to the way some pussy lips look like roast beef.