/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can't because you're right.

>>10872509
It is, there's no better way to prepare meats. BBQ is the science / art of cooking meat pretty much

But which bbq is the best?

But who invented bbq and who profits from it now?

>>10872524
>who profits from it now

the healthcare industry

>>10872527
>Pfizer/Medtronic BBQ
>>10872520
texas brisket, but I also like the Carolina sauces

>>10872524
columbus noticed natives in present-day hispaniola cooking meat wrapped in leaves and placed over coals and then covered with sand for several hours. so since 1492 at the very least but it's probably thousands of years older than that.

>>10872544
And then he stole it and white people claim they invented bbq.

>>10872509
>2018
>Not using a sous vide

>>10872509
>Muffin in bbq basket
seriously?

>>10872549
except what he described isn't BBQ, numbnuts

>>10872544
What if they had come up with the idea the day before he arrived

>>10872556
hopefully cornbread muffin

>>10872556
It's cornbread, you absolute mong.

>>10872509
its literally meat + fire + alcohol = BBQ
no one invented it. been around since the caveman days.

>>10872509
How do they smoke the fries?

>>10872556
>What is cornbread

>>10872576
cornmeal wheat made bread

>>10872520
Memphis

>>10872576
Corn made from bread.

>>10872509
Honestly, and without trying to 'troll' you or be 'edgy', I want to say two things here.
1) your pic OP is a poor representation of bbq food. Everything looks dry as fuck and positioned there hours after the cook finished so the 'professional' pic could be taken.
If I was served this with my friends, We'd nope the fuck out of there without paying the bill or taking a bite.
2) Bbq is not a 'cuisine' because, well just google it dumbass.
Having said that, legit bbq is legit. I love to bbq my shit, but what real Aussie doesn't.

>>10872617
>Aussie
>knowing shit about bbq

something something dingo ate your baby you fucking faggot. enjoy the chinese fucking your housing market lmao

>>10872627
He's not wrong you know.

>>10872617
I was excited when I was invited to a bbq while on vacation in Australia.
>mfw it was just sausages and bread

>>10872617
What you're doing is grilling, sweaty. Bbq is American.

>>10872549
>I don't understand what I talking about but insist on inserting my opinion
why do you do this?

>>10872617
>If I was served this with my friends, We'd nope the fuck out of there without paying the bill or taking a bite.

Surrrrrrre you would buddy
*tips fedora*

>>10872627
It's all we do dumbass.
Sure we don't drive all over the country with our own 'secret blend' dry rub, nor do our restaurants EVER take a pisspoor photo of a meal meant for four, but advertise it for one you miserable fucking pyknic.

>>10872669
That's because most of your country is wasteland.

>Australian BBQ

>>10872676
sad

>>10872679
It's all they do, apparently.

>>10872676
That's a charity fundraiser. You should try it sometime. We do them every weekend. If you all do them every weekend at every hardware store in your country for the rest of your lives, you might make a 0.0000000000000000001% dent into your national debt.
Oh wait, lol. I forgot about the interest. Top fucking kek.

>>10872688
Where are you really from? Even ausfags have better bantz than this.

>>10872688
Wait wait you're judging all American BBQ off of one photo. And you get all butt hurt when somebody does that to You? Jesus

>>10872688
You should ask the black fellas for help with your tucker. They know the arcane secrets of live fire cookery.

>>10872688
Better debtors than prisoners

>>10872688
What are they raising funds for in this one?

>>10872690
Don't be salty you burger fag. I'm just calling it how it is.
OP's pic has meat looking dry as hell. Sorry to upset you, but I have eaten a peice of well cooked, juicy tender meat in my day.
If you disagree with that, you are just disagreeing to save face for OP.
Which is it?

>>10872688
Kek so assblasted about his piss pour bbq he has to sperg out. That plate in OP might look dry but it’s still better than whatever kangaroo meat you fucks are grilling up

>>10872696
Judging by the file name anon, it's for some politician.

>>10872696
Depression, the number one killer in Aussieland

Aussie BBQ looks delicious.

>>10872708

>>10872698
I'm not salty, just disappointed, anon
It's funny how much damage control you're trying to do now that the secret is out on just how pathetic kangaroo "barbecue" is.

Australians are attractive people.

>>10872720
The face of convict spawn.

>>10872727
>I'm thinking about thos wieners

>>10872698
Which one is you?
Far left or second from right?

>>10872732
kek, bill's long lost brother from down under

>>10872589
I'm too tired for this not to be funny. Fuck.

>>10872688
He got us here boys, america is fucked the banking Jews ruined us

>>10872779
Thanks Obama.

>>10872727
>OI! THESE CUNTS READY YET M8!

You mean to tell me Aussies only grill weiners and call it BBQ?

>>10872509
It's hard to top some good 'Que

aussies on suicide watch

OP here.
I never wanted this to be some turf war over who has best bbq. I literally know we have it. America may no longer welcome all immigrants, but we are smart for doing so.
We still have the best of everything and soon we will have the best border policy just to top it all off.
Also best REAL bbq pic thread?
USA USA USA.

Hey, is Worcestershire sauce a marinate for meat? Asking because just used it just for that.

>>10872825
For me it's Texas brisket.

>>10872832
Are you serious?
It's only good as a minor note in a roux or something complex where a spoonful will actually possibly add an extra dimension to the dish.
Don't just add it alone. That's what my step-father would do. He was not a smart man.

>>10872835
Now that's some legendary Texas 'que right there. None of that grilled Aussie bread-sausage garbage.

>>10872840
Serious. I am just learning how to grill these past few days. Thank god I added a bit of salt and pepper before I cooked it, because its definitely lacking.

Any one made cola pull pork or wings?
They look gut.

>>10872835
Looks very phallic anon.
At least you are helping us to represent true American BBQ.
That Australian faggot who left in shame was really some piece of work right?
Jesus that prisoner colony should have been all hanged centuries ago.

>>10872509
too much fat and heavy food to be perfect imo

bbq'd meat is great but adding a piece of cornbread and corn doesn't make it a meal

>>10872527
10/10

>>10872845
Post the end result anon. I'm hoping it tastes great for you.

>>10872866
That is the end result. Here is something more recent.

Anon was right, its pretty lacking. Thank god I added some salt and pepper to it before I cooked it.

>>10872864
bbq's side are dank af, faggot. what are you going on about

>>10872858
He's out kicking abo children in the knees in sheer rage and frustration. Maybe if he's lucky he'll come across a passed out abo on the road who he can molest.

>>10872556
CORN
corn bread mu

>>10872873
enjoy your heart disease fatty

>>10872617
based aussie dropping post bomb and leaving the thread while 2 hours of butthurt ensues

lol

why do americans get so worked up over some cooked meat

I love to bbq my shit too, but what real Portuguese doesn't.

>>10872873

>>10872895
R u having a giggle?

>>10872895
>Illiterate Alberto barbosa can't even read the thread

>>10872864
nice try sweetie, they have it with salad too haven't you ever heard of party cheese salad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>10872895
Stick to catching and salting fish with the women and let real men bbq primal cuts of flesh.

>>10872509
Mexican barbacoa is mostly pot roast these days. Good, but not done on a grill.

Brits, Koreans, and others seem to call anything done on a grill "barbecue". Sad

Mercans who have a clue know it's a method of cooking: low and slow, and can be use on any number of foods.

>>10872895
bet you're not even portugese are you

Reality check: If you’re using beef, it isn’t BBQ.

>>10872895
Based Portuguese is based.

>>10872954
>too poor for cows
m-m-m-m-muh pork

>>10872938
>Koreans
their method of cooking aside, they make some damn tasty barbecue sauce though

>>10872895
>when a shitskin brazilian tries to pass himself off as a based portuguese
Kill yourself, trash

>>10872976
>he doesn't understand the argument, he thinks it's about price
Lol holy shit you're an idiot

Itt. A FUCKING LOT of triggered Amerifats.
Jesus it must be embarrassing to live there with 85% of the population being this retarded.
At least you have your 'great' navy you can't even afford. Oh and your new fighter jets that are a complete fail.
You should be so proud.

>>10873381
You'll buy them anyway cuckold

>>10873381
B-but MUH BBQ!!

>>10873381
>t. one very triggered faggot from some country half the world doesn't even know exists

>>10873384
You are correct, we have already placed our order, but it is yet to be paid as per the contract.
Looks like you will miss our order because in the contract your shit tier planes are to be on budget, on time and to perform as promised.
You have less than 11 months now to hit all three.
It's never gonna happen.
Fuck me we dodged a bullet there.

>>10873451
Same half that doesn't know you exist fat fuck.
I am actually telling you this to teach you something unlike you who just patted your fat fingers on your keyboard.
They don't know because they live in poverty and the idea of an electricity outlet in their home is as foreign to them as is a computer.
Fuck me why am I always the grade two teacher for all the basement dwelling ameritards.
Can't your own parents ever teach you how to have a fucking clue?

>>10872509
You eat BBQ dog and cat?
I just proved you wrong faggot. Try even harder next time.

>>10873470
this isn't Reddit, you're not going to rake in upvotes for pseudo-intellectual ranting against America here

>>10873452
>I enjoy having rushed products, fuck me in the ass harder daddy

>>10873475
>implying reddit doesn't almost definitely have multiple circlejerk bbq pages
this dumb shit is right up reddit's alley

go post there about your special rub, people will care

>>10872561
>hey guys, the gods from beyond the ocean are hungry and we didnt prepare anything, what should we do?
>that retard tom buried some meat on the beach, go give it to them and maybe they wont notice.

>>10872690
Hes averaging 7 (you)'s per post, he's at least from tazmania

>>10873475
It's more likely 2/3 but I was being kind to your level of naiveity.
Now you go back to your regular 'huehuehue you just showed that I am a total retard so I'll change the subject entirely'.
Your iq is clearly outnumbered so you will fall back on 'mah millitareh' even though you know you hate being so many trillions of dollars in debt and more each year.
Jesus I would hate to live your life, forever fighting against your true sensibilities and where you live so you just spout 'mah freedoms' to fit in.

>>10873520

Australia should just shut their cunt mouths and take the L

>>10873536
>>10873545
As usual, zero commentary just 12 year olds posting. I'd say with permission of their fathers, but lol.

>>10872669
fellow ausfag here
bbq means something different in america, what we do they just call grilling.

>>10873589
Shhhhhhhhhh. What the actual fuck anon?
So many butts being hurt right now. Of all the absolute faggotry itt, it had to be a fellow Aussie to top it all.

>>10873594
sorry

>>10873569
You think your posts are commentary? Oh sweetie, it's really nothing more than some pseudo-intellectual, self masturbatory, impotent rage.

>>10873589
Then what do you ausfags call it when you cook the meat low and slow with smoke?

>>10873594

>>10873625
smoking

>>10872555
That's like saying "not using a roasting" or "not using a baking"

Retards should keep their ignorant mouth shut.

>>10872688
Last time I checked, per capita Australia's national debt was more than America's. You need to stop watching American news because you seem to know more about our problems than your own

>>10872520
Anything not slathered in sauce.

Sauce is to compliment the meat, not overtake it.

What I mean is brisket is the best kind of bbq and anyone who questions that is wrong and needs to be cast out of society.

Fuck ribs.

>>10875042
t. Texan

>>10872617
I say this because I want to help you.

No australian has any god damn idea what bbq is unless some fat americans come over with their smokers to show you, you won't learn what bbq is.

>>10872527
we live in a society...

>smoking pork shoulder with window open while watching bbq vids on youtube
Its like I'm there.

>>10872509
It's the one food that I have no problem recommending to foreigners when they ask me to recommend some "traditional american fare". Wouldn't say the best in the world, but I'm not ashamed to say we perfected the art of roasting and smoking meats.

>>10872509
I'm currently on the toilet shitting my brains out because of bbq

>>10872849
No, but moms used to make a glaze out of pepsi for her hams that was actually pretty GOAT.

>>10872690
This. He's got to be a bong or a poo pretending to be Aussie

>>10873625
A broken BBQ that needs cleaning

>>10872895
jerk me you dago wankmaster

>>10872509
Tennessee bbq is best bbq

>>10872589
Fuck it, I lost

>>10872509
it's cancer (unironically)

>>10872520
Memphis

bump

>>10872509
h hey anon... can I grab a plate and maybe eat some of that.

Agreed.

>>10872895
I know this cunt is aussie

>>10879934
>burnt chicken, ok sure
>chips, yea chicken n chips is a good combo
>corn wtf?
>gravy in a dipping tub
>a fucking muffin