/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10873434
The same, but on a white pizza

>>10873434
I'll have what they're having.
Also, a large Coke and ranch

>>10873438
For me.

>>10873434
Double McFish

an actual italian pizza of course
any pizza that uses generic cheese instead of mozzarella is inferior

>>10873445
Looks like shit senpai

>>10873445
Riccota is better than mozzarella, so you already fucked up

>>10873434
Pepperoni and cheese.

Anchovies, olives, scotch bonnet chillies, jalapenos pickled in vinegar, sundried tomato pesto spread unevenly, oregano sprinkled unevenly, black pepper post cooking, heavily charred base, semen.

>>10873445
>Italian pizza
>tomato sauce
REEEEEE

>>10873445

If it doesn't have mozzarella, it's not a pizza.
With that said, the best pizza would be extra spicy deep dish.

>>10873461
Lord knows that's what OP is having

cheese and pepperoni you unlikable faggot


also fuck whoever posted this on /v/. youre like one of those waterfags that gets no pussy

>>10873472
"Pussy" is not a reward for being a good person. It is a distraction from it. A lifelong mongamous relationship may be acquired in some cases, but it is not the only endgame in life.

>>10873445
Buffalo mozzarella*

>>10873484
The only endgame in life is death. Babies die and fetuses are aborted daily. The most necessary thing in life is death.

>>10873472
Top kek
>>>/v/423438302

>>10873445
i is that brie?

>>10873434
Ham and pineapple with no sauce and nothing else just raw uncooked dough

>>10873552
You want to put your tongue on that uncooked handled dough?

>>10873434
Pineapple and Olive for me

>>10873445
Now what we know what the hipsters want, what do the straight people want?

>>10873701
I'll take broccoli, tomatoes, fresh basil after cooking, shrimp and mussels if they got seafood, chicken if they don't, and a lil bit of garlic. Thanks boss.

>>10873490
Ouch.

>>10873434
Pineapple

>>10873434
Peppers, rocket, jalapenos

>>10873434
>adults
Aging Gen X'ers and 30 year old Millennials ordering (((gourmet pies))) at a super premium price, all while downing bath tub IPA and consistently reminding yourself that you're living "THE LIFE".

Yeah I'll take my local scum joint still putting out old school pizza at a legitimate mom and pop rate from like 10 years ago.

Anyone who doesn't use pesto as the base for their pizza is a child

>>10873484
>the virgin idealist
>>10873490
>the chad nihilist

Hawaii, or spinach.

>>10873526
Yeah, that's brie. Pretty common on pizzas.

Supreme with pineapple always.

>>10873434
One white pie, and one with bacon, olive, and asparagus.

>>10873490
>The most necessary thing in life is death.
And rare pepes

>>10873445
>shitty, burnt crush, barely any sauce, big dollops of refugee cum and A FUCKING LEAF
Wa la. Truly the pinnicle of European cuisine.

>>10873434
Starting a thread with this pasta, and all the other shitty, zero effort pasta openers, should be a permanent ban from all boards.

Mushrooms, black olives, green pepper, no cheese.

I'm so much of a god damn leaf I order Canadian aka pepperoni, mushroom and bacon crumble

>>10873434
1. White pizza
2. Chicken
3. Feta
4. Spinach
5. Tomatoes

>>10873457
Mmm yeah love cough drops on my pizza

>>10876320
Imagine.

>>10876342
Like a kind of meth pizza

>>10876356
A Halls and Adderall pizza.

>>10873434
>pic
might as well get that

>>10876320
kek

Pepperoni pizza isn't a thing where I live

meat, mushroom, and spinach if it's available

>>10873434

For me its the frutti di mare,

>>10873434
1 large extra pepperoni with extra cheese
Maybe olives if everyone can agree on it.

>>10873445
You shut your whore mouth

>>10873490
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>10873445
Basil is an ingredient, not a garnish.

>>10873490
what doth death

>>10873434
Extra cheese, two kinds of mushrooms all diced, ground fish fillet, and baby spinach.

>>10873434
half anchovy half olives and pineapple
>ew dat's nasty
bitch it ain't for you, I'll pay for my damn pizza and take half of it home

>>10873445
mozzarella is generic

>>10873434
pepperoni, sausage, onions, banana pepper (or hot pepper, but definitely not boring bell pepper filler topping)

Cottage cheese, anchovies, fresh tomato slices, 'peños and a generous amount of Secret Aardvark sauce.

Has anyone put beans on a pizza yet?

>>10873445
Are you retarded?

Deconstructed of course

>>10873434
NY style pepperoni and jalapeno

>>10877253
The cheese isn't browned...

>>10877271
it's white cheese you retard

>>10877063
Let's ask what Admiral Ackbar thinks of this!

>>10877274
Do you even understand the english language?

If this post ends in dubs I will not order a pizza

>>10873434
Sausage+pepperoni+onion+mushroom+olive

>>10873434
Ham, bacon, pepperoni and jalapenos, lovely.

I know you guys are gonna crucify me for this, but could I get at least like a half with anchovies, sausage, mushrooms and pesto?

>>10877724
no

Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, roasted garlic, banana peppers, spinach, basil, Canadian bacon. Not all on one, but good toppings for a good pizza.

At Dominoes they got a white garlic sauce instead of marinara, with Italian sausage and spinach. Had a couple slices along with the Pacific Veggie. Super tasty would recommend. Get mediums though through the online coupons, pacific veggie is 2 bucks extra.

>>10877451
>>10877243
Can't go wrong with yellow onions on a well-done pizza (among other toppings of course)

my go-to is onion, double mushroom and black olive. sometimes ill add some peppers depending on how I feel

>>10877804
why are they serving moldy pizza

My favorite pizza ever, sold at a pizza place 4 hours away and much too expensive.

>>10876236
Excellent choice

I've never liked jarred pizza sauces, there was always something missing with them. So I made my own sauce, it tasted good. I'm gonna make a homemade pizza with it too, and this time I'm going to make homemade dough. My store sells dough mixes where you just add water and they always tasted too sweet.

>>10873445
This. Feta is good too.

>>10878148
sounds fuckin good

Pineapple pepperoni jalapeno

If you haven't tried it, you haven't lived.

>>10876320
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OL REDDIT SWITCHAROO

>>10873490
>necessary
Pretty sure you meant "assured," ironically saying that death is necessary would mean you'd have to die to stay alive lol

>>10873434
A good pizza doesn't need to be masked with a bunch of toppings. Those of you who customize your pizza with truffle oil and banana peppers and salmon and think it makes your pizza experience any better are like those 20 year old boomers who rice out a manual Honda with spoilers, a wing, and LED lights and think it goes faster.

>>10879025
>I like Cheese Pizza
Why don't you have a seat over there

>>10879025
>20 year old
>boomer
?

>>10873434
sundried tomatoes, meatballs, basil, smoked provolone

>>10873434
Pineapple, black olives, ham, jalapeno, and bacon.

Beef and bell peppers.

>>10873434
Chicken and pesto with feta cheese and finely sliced chillis.

>>10873701
> Now what we know what the hipsters
> Hipsters

Dude, that's what the entire nation which invented pizza consume.
We don't have that much faggottry here, that's your thing.

Extra sauce
Extra cheese
Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Sausage
Pineapple
Parmesan
Feta

Cooked well done

>>10873434
spinach is best pizza topping

pepperoni is the best pizza topping
deal with it fags

>>10873437
This but with ricotta and fried eggplant instead of pepperoni

>>10873434
I just ordered a pizza with anchovies, tandoori chicken, bacon rashers and chorizo on top so quite possibly that....will see how it ends up

Been curious to try anchovies on a pizza for years

>>10879440

>>10879850
Then why not get a plain with just anchovies as a topping?

>>10880130
He's a pussy and needs a different topping to cancel out or mix flavors. Then he can go into reddit and claimed he loves anchovies and get points.

>>10873434
Prosciutto and onions for something more rustic, salmon and arugula for something a bit more refined.

Artichoke and spinach with parmesan garlic sauce

Chicken, bacon, onions, and banana peppers with BBQ sauce

Pepperoni with extra cheese

My go to's.

>>10873434
Yeah, uhhhh
I'll have a pineapple

>>10878986
Madboy detected

I never know whether you guys are just trolling or you all really are insufferable people? The only thing that gets posted on this board is "my opinion is superior to yours" level shit. Pizza is fucking bread with some sauce and toppings, who gives a fuck what kind of toppings each of us prefers.

>>10873445
I hate to be contrarian but he is right.
the cheese is pretty damn important, I cannot stress this enough

"the dude" from flippin sweet
>spicy arribiatta sauce
>smoked elk sausage
>smoked buffalo sausage
>curry smoke onions
>smoked cheese.

White pizzas are the best, there is no debate

>>10873490
Yikes

>>10880909
Get with the program, chudster.

>pizza

>>10879003
not them but in a sense yes? In order for a population to continue to live it cannot continue to grow exponentially without the majority of it being in ideal shape to continue to gather resources so the individual doesn't have to "die to stay alive" but other less able bodied individuals whether through age or other reasons do need to die

>>10877256

It happened and failed

I cant believe I've had to unironically use the term "meme pizza." Why are there so many places making meme pizza?

im not a vegetarian but a place I used to work at would make a spinach and feta pizza that was amazing

>>10873434
>I can't like what kids like or I'll be seen as childish!
Please tell me you aren't like this

>>10877253
fuck off vark shill

>>10880875
mun lemppari kans minun neekerini

>>10873434
feta, sundried tomato, onion, green pepper, and salami.

>>10873930
Hey man, what's your fuckin' problem?

Pepperoni mushroom feta and fried eggplant AND MAKE SURE THE GODDAMN PEPPERONI IS CRISPY FUCK FACE

>>10873490
IM NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCLEAR!!!!!!!
IM WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!!!!!!

Green peppers and onions

>>10873434
Thin crust, ricotta, shredded mozzarella, pecorino romano, wild mushrooms, rosemary, black pepper, garlic and a drizzle of olive oil after baking the thing.

>>10886853
With that many toppings, if you don't want the pizza burnt, they'd almost have to heat the peperoni separately if you want it crispy. Or you can go without as much of each topping
but I do love baking pepperoni slices with some pepper until they're curled up and crunchy

>>10873434
Adults don't eat fucking pizza, that is a manchild exclusive food.

>>10873434
For me it's the eggplant, sun-dried tomatoes, sausage, basil. The best neapolitan pizza toppings.

For me, it's the McChicken pizza

>>10873445
>just some sauce and cheese
OP said cheese pizza is for the kids

>>10873434
>>10873445
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>>10876271
>>10877228
>>10877253
>>10877804
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>>10888948

Do you pretentious Gen Y boomers also ask to have your pizza served on snowboards?

>>10873930
Wtf is that and why is the ham is so thin you can see through it

>>10889020
>zoomer didn't read the thread title

White pie, ricotta spread under the mozzarella. Chopped brocolli and chicken with minced garlic as toppings.

>>10873445
eww
*sends it back and says this isn't what i ordered even though it was, i really just don't want to eat it because it looks like it smells bad*

>>10873930
Looks like my aunt Suzette.

Black olives, mushrooms, spinach, and anchovies.

Usually go for pepperoni instead of anchovies since they are salty as hell, but nice to have once in awhile.

>>10877228
>olives and pineapple
not to be >Hurr durr pineapple, but that's a weird combo

but also
>anchovy without capers

Wait people actually eat pizza?

>>10873445
American pizza is unironically the best.

I mean eating this stuff is the culinary equivalent of watching some really boring 50s black and white French movie, it's supposed to be cultured but you'd rather watch something that's actually interesting to watch

I mean don't get me wrong, I like eating this kind of pizza sometimes too, but nothing beats an American pizza that has more tomato sauce, more cheese, pepperoni, peppers, lots of onions, mushrooms lots of olives...I even like that shit you're "supposed" to hate like pineapple

>>10875559
>pasta

but it's about pizza

>>10889841
>it's supposed to be cultured but you'd rather watch something that's actually interesting to watch
yea nothing like watching another generic action flick while eating some 'go 'za

God bless America

one capriciossa with extra tomato sauce miss

>>10873930
How the FUCK did you get a question mark in the filename

Deep dish sausage patty pizza with sauce on top the way God intended

>>10890148

>>10890148
install gentoo

>>10873434
thin crust reindeer and pomegranate with white sauce. Fuck off plebs.

>>10889020
t. 9 year old zoomer

>>10878163
post recipe and feet

>>10873434
Red onions, mixed peppers, olives and feta cheese. . . . . and pepperoni.

>>10873490
Based

basil or red pesto instead of marinara sauce
mushrooms
green peppers
red onion
thin-sliced italian sausage, cut length-wise

>>10873434
no sauce, a shitload of goatcheese, fresh rocket on top

>>10890795
>fresh rocket on top

>>10889020
Never considered eating off a snowboard but I probably would.

>>10873434
Best pizza I've ever had was chicken, prosciutto, and rocket with chili oil drizzled across the top and on a thin tomato base.

But my usual is red onions, chicken, and bacon on barbecue.

>>10873434
For me, it's the banana, curry and ham pizza

>>10890795
>>10890809
>rocket
what?

>>10890872
It's another name for arugula

Reminder: Non-American pizza is ONLY for gay "people" and Chicago "pizza" is actually a tomato cheesecake.

Italian dough pizza with chicken, red onions, jalapenos, tomato sauce, and a bunch of dried tomatos on top. Simple. Pristine. Clean. Perfect.

>>10878986
Never understood this meme

>>10873434
>pineapple
>ham
>chopped bacon

for me, it's the napoli

White sauce
Cheese
Chicken
Tomatoes
Peppers and Onions

>>10893829
throw some jalapenos on there, pleb

>>10873489
not on a pizza, poseur

>>10889020
>"hey, i quoted lots of people at once!"
>"like, lots of people?"
>"yeah, its nice, huh?"

>>10883648
and here I thought we would get an actual philosophical argument, instead of some overpopulation technicality

the question is thus; if death is a part of life, could an immortal being even have a life? It would be alive, sure, but being finite is a necessary element of life, otherwise it's just empty existance

>>10895484
>the question is thus; if death is a part of life, could an immortal being even have a life? It would be alive, sure, but being finite is a necessary element of life, otherwise it's just empty existance
how is being finite a necessary element of life?
how is the end of a state/process an element of said state/process?

infinite life would contradict laws of physics, but I don't see why it couldn't be called life

>>10895521
>infinite life would contradict laws of physics, but I don't see why it couldn't be called life

typical comp sci brainlet

>how is the end of a state/process an element of said state/process?
A process usually means turning of A into B, some sort of physical change is taking part. Without B it would be just a state. Life is not static, it is stretched in time. Who you were 5 minutes ago is not who you are now, that person is already dead. Our thoughts change, old ones cease to exist, we are constantly being propelled forward in time. Without change there wouldn't be life, and change is equal parts destruction and creation.

Now, death as a finite end to life; it is a necessity to experience human life. Not only from the evolutionary standpoint, as we wouldn't be here if it weren't for death. We don't exist in a vacuum, our whole being has been shaped by a struggle to be alive, a struggle to carry on this life, to procreate. Even if death suddenly ceased to exist, we would behave as it still were a reality.

>>10895588
This is very poorly thought out. The arguments don't follow.

>>10895601
Sorry, I can't spell out a whole thought process for you. If you think things don't follow, try using your brain.

>>10895604
I did. And it's obvious you didn't.

>>10873445

Thanks god, someone got it right.