/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10871555
a potion that will make me immortal

>>10871564
Oh fuck

little house on the prairie complete series + movies
10 hits of acid (always wanted to try)
a burrito and nachos from a Mexican place
a pizza from papa joes
10 x 40s steel reserve
a carrot

>>10871555
A large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with extra sauce and cheese and some mango juice on the side.

I'll watch The End of Evangelion

Chicken tartare, kimchi, pickle slush from Sonic.

>>10871576
my nigga

>>10871555
Probably a nice ribeye steak and au gratin potatoes.
Homeward Bound because it was my favorite movie as a child.

>>10871555
The movie would be Poor Little White Guy 4

>>10871577
Oh, and Eraserhead (1977).

>>10871602
>namefag
You don't get a meal.

>>10871602
You've only been doing it for like a day and you're already my least favorite namefag.
Just stop.

>>10871576
Best way to go out of this world.

>>10871613
>>10871606
*shrugs* i'm use to being called a fag, it doesn't hurt anymore cx

Gunsmoke, the entire series starting with the 30 minute segments. So antelope stew, beans, biscuits and as Chester would say, "speckledied gravy."

Like 8 mangos. A handful of gummy worms. Six french fries. A cup of butter. One family sized lasagna.

I would ask to watch Caligula.

>>10871671
>>10871633
Reddit

>>10871555
>Not asking for Golden Corral all you can eat
>Not requesting the film "Logistics" with a running time of 51420 min


11 captchas died for this

>>10871682
>Caligula is now Reddit
Why? I just want to masturbate, eat mangos, then drown my sorrows in lasagna. I'm pretty sure that movie is entirely too old to be Reddit.

Nuffin, cause I dindu it.

>>10871694
Sorry for the mistake. Have a nice life, pal.

>>10871564
>become immortal
>have to go through the pain of lethal injection every week for the next million years
Nice one faggot

Who was the one that didn't eat his dessert because he was saving it for later?

>>10871555
>Last meal
Filet mignon, cooked rare. Served with a crabcake
>last movie
Tough choice. But I think it would be, Synecdoche, New York.

>>10871741
>Synecdoche, New York.
You'd deserve to be executed you dumb redditor

>>10871741
Is that you Adam?

>>10871564

Depends on what they caught me for, but if im being realistic it would be...
A pound each of strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries.
As much sparkling water as they will provide.
Creme brulee for dessert.
Movie would be Valerie and her week of wonders, if they refused I would ask for the album Hot Dreams by Timber Timbre to be played while I eat.

>>10871747
I like Kaufman, oh lord what a crime.

>>10871804
Being a tasteless redditor should be a crime punishable by death. This website's quality would go up a million fold.

>>10871555
A sandwich. Rye bread with liverwurst, capers, sliced dill pickles, and thinly sliced gouda (pronounced howda) cheese. A small bowl of onion rings on the side.

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

>>10871811
Reddit actually does let you censor opinions you don't like. Maybe you'd be happier there.

>>10871811
How is watching movies I like reddit? Like sure I'll accept the Synecdoche is a little self indulgent, but I think it's a good film. Excuse me for not living my life in fear that some faggot on a Taiwanese cat wrestling forum will think that I browse reddit.
Maybe if you stopped trying so hard to fit in your could have some fun on this site.

>>10871839
So does 4chan, newfriend.

>>10871819
>beyond thunderdome
Based.

>>10871842
I bet you'd love a tall cold glass of Soylent to wash your meme meat down with, plebbitor.

>>10871851
Huh?

>>10871848
I mean censor by mass consensus, not hide it from your eyes only.

Gyro with pickled onions and tzatziki
Baba ghanoush
10pc McNuggets with Hot Mustard
Pan-fried pork dumplings with soy sauce
Large Tub of Buttered Popcorn
Carbonated Water with lemon and lime slices
Wild Turkey 101 (fuck the rules, I'm replying for fun)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

>>10871859
>4chan isnt ruled by mass consensus
Who do you think controls content besides the majority?

>>10871868
Huh?

Elk heart stuffed with mushroom, wild greens, pine nuts and gorgonzola, hard seared on the outside, but rare in the inside with a red wine sauce, lobster risotto or potatoe fritters, arugala salad and a piece of apple pie. Bottle of Woodford reserve, cup of black coffee and a pack of american spirits.

The entire showing of Shogun (technically a miniseries) because I love the book and have never been able to find a full copy of it.

Execution by hanging.

>>10871878
Let me give you an example.
I post an image of a bear on /k/. For whatever reason people reply to the thread with the bear in it a lot. I do it again a few days later, same response, and again later on. After a few weeks its a bonified meme.
Had no one replied to the bear post it would not have lasted and it would not be a meme, right?

So who made that content relevant besides the majority? The only reason something stays relevant on this site is because people like it, the majority supports it. Otherwise it dies out after a little while.

>>10871555
cream of Psilocybin mushroom soup, with fresh cracked black pepper please
while watching fear and loathing in las vegas

>>10871555
Some good Pad Thai, a slice of strawberry rhubarb pie a la mode, some water, and Taxi Driver

>>10871851
>b-but soy
>b-but reddit
>b-but memes
Like clockwork.

>>10871819
>Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
good pick

>>10871577
That's enough!

>>10871736
>million years
>implying our society or even planet will be around that long

>>10872009
In that case he would have to sit on the harsh post apocalyptic planet until the sun destroys it, and then drift through space alone for eternity.

>>10872025
There will be no apocalypse and we'll have figured out how to stop the sun from exploding by then.

>>10872044
>we'll have figured out how to stop the sun from exploding by then
I respect your optimism.

For me it has to be 3 double western bacon cheeseburgers from Carls Jr and 2 large orders of fries from McDonalds with a handle of Jonnie Walker Black Label on the side.

And porn with hairy white chicks.

>>10872025
planet until the sun destroys it, and then drift through space alone for eternity.
> sun destroys it
>drift through space
you do realize that when the sun goes red giant that it will envelop the earth and absorb it there will be be no planet left to drift

>>10872234
But if he is immortal (and I'm assuming invulnerable) then he will still be left to drift.

SMALL SOLDIERS AND SPICY FRIED CHICKEN FROM POPEYES WITH FRIES AND HOT SAUCE

>>10871555
I would like to make myself some curry and rice and I want some cake and coffee after

>>10872240
>LET BEAUTY COME OUT OF ASHES

>>10872240
That......would be painful

>>10871619
Did Nic fuck your waifu or something?

>>10872257
For you

>>10871555
A pizza party for me and 4 underage boys

>>10872256
>Allow the phoenix its time in the ash, so that it may be glorious once again.
>For the phoenix above all other creatures knows what it is to die, so in the same breath, what it is to live.

>>10871555
The thing about last meals is that more often than not they're left completely untouched

When you're facing death the comfort of a plate of food or a movie don't really mean much I'd imagine

I'd probably go with a meal like pic related, maybe a single piece of fruit or something and no movie

>>10872265
I've never consummated our marriage and Sarah made it crystal clear that I never will. I'm a virgin and it makes me feel frustrated and hopeless but like Sarah said if we weren't married I'd just be a forever alone virgin instead. I'm lucky to have her.

1 lunch burrito from el corixan
1 plate of nachos
1 large bag of takis
1 massive dr pepper
Maybe some beef jerky
Watching Holes.

>>10871564
In a few billion years when the sun swells up and explodes have fun floating through the void of space for trillions of years.

>>10872380
At that point why would he care?

>>10872384
I assume by that point he would have gone crazy enough to form his own personal heaven within his mind. Either that or the cold vaccum of space would be endless torture.

>>10872395
Assuming what you can never know is ignorance. Sentient life that has lived to the point of seeing our sun explode is beyond either of our comprehensions. Headcannons aside, he wouldnt care.

>>10872400
But making up headcanons is more fun than saying I don't know. Sure we're full of shit. But it's a nice discussion.

>>10872411
Did it ever seem like I cared what you thought was fun?

I'm allergic to lemongrass so I'd ask for like two liters of Thai lemongrass soup and then shit my ass off for like 12 hours

>>10872380
>not wanting to become god, rebuilding the universe with your bare hands

>>10872415
No, but as long as I'm having fun why should I care what you think?

>>10872436
I am not here to should on you anon. But you telling me what you think is fun is odd if you do not care how I feel about what you think is fun.

>>10872308
Is that a picture of him when he was 28 years old? I think I'd kidnap and murder people too if I looked twice my age

High quality medium rare steak preferably ribeye also preferably fried in a garlic herb butter and topped with sauteed mushrooms
big thing of crab legs
big thing of shrimps prepared a variety of ways
onion rings, panko not beer batter
caesar salad
handle of some shitty vodka i dont really care which brand
Harry potter, all 8 movies
for dessert either some pumpkin pie or a nice well made brownie with ice cream

>>10872308
This is some pretentious post-modern artsy dinner shit. I fucks with this guy.

>>10872476
He said that he wanted it in hopes that an olive tree would grow from his grave..

>>10872453
my niga

>>10872476
that is a cringe fucking pic

I do not "fucks with this guy"

>>10872481
I know I read it. Apparently he was a model prisoner, kidnapped and murdered some Doctor for drug money randomly, and they refused the request to grow a tree out of him. This would make a really good Werner Herzog movie. Game respects game, and real life is dope sometimes.

>>10872506
This teenager does not have game.

Pork souvlaki with tzatziki, ceasar salad on the side. Brownies with vanilla ice cream and raspberries for dessert.
Last movie will be End of Eva, >>10871576 has got it right.

>>10872515
Show me a single person over the age of 18 that says "I fucks with this guy"

I'd ask for my wife to come to jail and let me throatfuck her until she pukes on my dick, then I would eat the vomit

>>10872678
Maybe I could be your wife in this scenario?

>>10872652
I'll take that as a compliment. My vernacular is spectacular, and my delusion is Malthusian.

I would want my mom's re-heated brussel sprouts.
Wash it down with a warm diet coke.
Watch Macguyver season 4.

I would like to be executed via hanging.

>>10871585
Mah nigga, named my first dog shadow because of that movie

>>10871893
That meal sounds incredible

>>10871576
>shit pizza and shit entertainment

At least get some taste before you die, faggot.

Footlong meatball from subway on honey oat. Toasted with swiss cheese. Jalapenos, pickles, green peppers, onions, lettuce and mustard. No Country for Old Men. Wash it down with dr pepper and cookies

Korean fire noodles, spicy tuna rolls, a big plate of spaghetti and an equally large plate of fettuccine alfredo, a large bag of Hot Cheetos, and an oversized burrito with carnitas, pico de gallo, guac, and lime-cilantro rice

Movie would be The Crow

A jar of honey
3 slices of toast
2 empanadas
A hard boiled egg
3 bacon wrapped jalapenos
A small entree box of Beijing beef
A bowl of sweet and sour soup
A can of fried spam
A pint of sweet tea

Watch Yellowbeard

>>10872308
>>10872447
thats a 28 yo boomer

>>10871576
Shied

>>10871555
Rebuild 2.22, Taco Bell, Empanadas, Yucca balls, Quipe, Sicilian pizza and a few slices of guava cake

>>10871555
Crab legs and daiquiri ice from 31 flavors
Crossroads

>>10873080
Crossroads from 2002 not that shit from the 80s

Roast lamb shanks with rosemary, baked potatoes and onion, and boiled peas.

Bio-Dome.

>>10871900
>bonified

I cannot fucking wait for summer to be over

>>10873117
Careful what you wish for. When summer ends here, it will be summer in Australia.

Id like them to authorize my mom coming in to make me one last home cooked meal. Anything. Then I'd like to sit down with her and a picture of dad and watch any movie they put on while we laugh and talk one final time.

Heat (1995) and enough King Cobras to put me to sleep

>>10872441
my god, stop being pedantic

A sashimi platter consisting of the following:
>fatty salmon (Atlantic or better)
>tuna (both red and white parts)
>fugu/pufferfish
>lobster
>Alaskan king crab
>pomfret
>jumbo prawn
>oysters
>sea urchin
>mantis shrimp
>scallops
>Mahi Mahi

For the movie, I would want it to be Star Wars Episode IX. If it has to be a movie that already exists, then Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

>>10873125
I wonder if there any real inmates who have requested something like this.

>>10872975
Oy, I'm in disguise you stupid tart!

>>10872308
only good post ITT

Chicken massaman curry
A freshly baked everything bagel
A chilled lychee fruit
A bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream
A chilled glass of anchor porter
Soda water with ice

Last movie would be either The Bank Dick or the big lebowski.

>>10873246
The great man himself, and no booze? He said he didn't like water because fish fuck in it, you know.

A 2 layered toasted BLT with avocado spread on all three pieces of bread, the middle piece burned black, the other two barely toasted, just enough to give a crunch but still soft in the middle. Layered as follows:
chewy bacon >fried green tomato>caramelised onions>rich cheddar>honey ham cut thin>poched egg with worcestershire sauce>fresh lettuce with ranch and franks hot sauce mixed 50/50 prior. The second layer would be the same as before, but instead of cheddar, it would be blue cheese.
For a side, sweet potato fries and dill dip.
The movie would probably be the big lebowski or clerks 2

>>10873256
true

>>10872380
You know his body would eventually evolve or new lifeforms would eventually exist.

>>10873256
>>10873270

>>10871682
Calligula has never been reddit newfag

>>10872980
>Rebuild 2.22, Taco Bel
how disgusting

>>10871555
PERUVIAN HERE

i dont like movies so ill pass

surströmming, Casu marzu, hákarl, a dozen carolina reapers, and a liter of lemon juice. I would eat this all while watching Freddy Got Fingered. If i survive the experience i'll go gladly to my death.

>>10872247
this sounds like a good time

I eat a bullet so I can be the one who did it.

>>10871555
I don't think I'd be that hungry if I knew I was going to die. Maybe just a glass of coke.

A ten year old boy's ass.

>>10872025
nano (10^-9) and an angstrom being 10^-10, would make 10^-19, which is so small, that you can't engrave the word hate since you want to write it in a smaller resolution than any particle in existance!

>>10871856
>>10871878
based Huh?-poster

>>10871555
What the fuck, Firing squad in the 21th century? This can only be fake

>>10871555
>infinite supply of some sort of McDonald menu
>the whole The Bold and the Beautiful series
Might as well make it as long as possible, and i don't think I'll be mentally able to process fear of death after all that crap

Post John Wayne Gacy.

His last supper of fried chicken always mesmerised me.

A plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers.

And movie would be Dark Knight Rises

>>10871912
based

wouldn't continued cooking destroy the active chems, though?

>>10873256
>>10873310
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you and you will resent it's absence!" -t. The Immortan Joe

>>10871811
But anything can be folded seven times..anything more would cause the multiverse to fold seven times in itself then explode

>>10871555
I'll have whatever Bourdain was having and watching

>>10872652
I say it in this post ironic world as a way of blending in. I'm a 28 year old boomer btw.

>>10873303
No he wouldn't evolve you clown that's not how evolution works. The chances of him ever encountering new lifeforms is about as likely as you not being a faggot

Bottle of Rye and Apocalypse Now.

lab grown lamb leg with rosemary grown on pluto
for dessert a vanilla baked cheesecake made with dodo eggs and topped with gold leaf and a glass of pomegranate wine
id like to watch the 2118 world cup final

>>10871868
>Who do you think controls content besides the majority?
Who else?

Bratwurst boiled in Old style and a big ass chopped up yellow onion, then grilled slowly over charcoal. Topped with raw onion, kraut, and yellow mustard. Wash it down with some more of that old style.

Watching Blade Runner.

Good cheese and good bread. A nice red wine if they let me have it.
And Stalker (1979).

>>10871555
pizza
Gladiator

Roast chicken, oyster dressing, mashed potatoes swimming in gravy made from the drippings, fresh sweet corn on the cob and homegrown vine ripened heirloom tomatoes. Glass of ice cold raw milk.
Movie: A Fistful of Dynamite (aka, Duck You Sucker)

>>10871573
im guessing the carrot is to shove up your ass so you dont shit yourself when you die?

>>10871690
they would shoot you in the back of the head after you got too comfy

pusy

pusy

>>10871564
you better live in Japan then

>>10873156
>>10872441
>>10872436
>>10872415
>>10872411
>>10872400
>>10872395
you guys should be embarrassed

>>10874669
>screencapping a thread like this
>looks like reddit
Who is supposed to be embarrassed here?

>>10871795
Fucking Lol. Taylor is an utter asshole, but that album is choice, A+

Fried liver with Dr Pepper and the Ghostbusters remake. Death would be a relief.

>>10871555
Garbage plate with white hots, steak fries, mac and cheese, and slaw drizzled with hot sauce. Side of wings with blue cheese, Genny Creams to
drink.
Probably would want to watch The Seventh Seal as the last film, feels fitting.
>>10873544
I like you.

how many not guilty convicts have gotten into an unlawful capital punishment over the years?

>>10874806
Some slip through the cracks. Must be damn terrifying knowing you are about to be put to death for something you didn't do. If I remember correctly, a Texas man was put to death because they thought he killed his family by setting the house on fire.

Years later they found out he was innocent, I think up until his execution he said he didn't do it.

>>10874864
And that's why the death penalty needs to be abolished in all but cases where there is absolutely irrefutable proof. We're talking like, confession and the guy's on camera committing the crime.

>>10871555
>firing squad
>blu-ray movie
???
>look it up
>its real
Utah doesn't fuck around.

>>10871555
2lbs of king crab legs with melted garlic butter
german chocolate cake

Breakfast at Tiffany's

>>10874887
The rest of the USA totally agrees that texas needs to be glassed and leveled into nothing. We just sort of let them exist I guess.

>>10874907
>fake news

>>10874887
The fucked up part of the whole ordeal was that this happened as recent as 2004. A texas politician kike also stepped in and replaced people working on the case to guarantee the guy gets executed. He made an example out of him because he was up for re-election and wanted to be tough on crime.

The guy wasn't well liked in his community of backwater inbred dipshits, so they didn't even give the man a fair trial. They later found out there was a wiring issue in the house, oh yeah, he also ran into the burning house to save the kids but was unable to.

Fuck texas to the depths of hell.

>>10874910

>ctrl+f
>world's rarest truffle
>no results

am disappoint.

>>10874940
>ctrl+f
>faggot
>found >>10874940

>>10874924
To add to this; evidence against him were heavy metal posters of Iron Maiden & AC/DC. These indicated he was a cultist therefore he set the house on fire. These are "experts" who live in the USA btw. Let that sink in, these people live in a first world country.

>>10871555
Big pot of chili and my mom's meatloaf
Good/Bad/Ugly or
>>10871576

>>10872980
>Rebuild
>Taco bell

You don’t get to pick anymore.

>>10874907
>>10874924
I'm conservative for the most part so I like Texas.

But that's fucked up.

i'd request as much nutraloft the prison has on stock and also be allowed to watch in it entirely

Berlin Alexanderplatz which is technically a movie

Doubt Id be hungry. Maybe a milkshake or something. Or a really good cup of coffee.

>>10871573
>Taking acid
>Eating

Good luck chuck. Took me 12 hours to get through a chocolate chip cookie.

Ox Tail Stew, white rice, Fried Chicken from Popeyes. Large Coca Cola from Mcdonalds.

Movie: Rush Hour

>>10874504
Considering I was going to die anyway that sounds like a pretty alright way to go desu.

>>10875326
>Large Coca Cola from Mcdonalds.
Why mcdonalds? Is soda better there or something?

>toothpaste and orange juice
>brokeback mountain

>>10875346
Something about the way the water is filtered and chilled and how the syrup is stored. There's articles written about it. Coke is Superior out of a glass bottle or from Mcdonalds.

>>10873860
>that's not how evolution works.
Epigenetics.

25 pieces of unagi nigiri
25 pieces of uni nigiri
Smart Water to drink

A slice of cheesecake and a pint of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food for dessert. A 375ml bottle of Jägermeister as a relaxing digestif for everything.

Pulp Fiction for my movie.

>>10871555
tuna poke bowl from local poke shop
side of 1/8th ounce of dried golden teacher mushrooms
spirited away

>>10871555
>7 plates of honey cured bacon
>7up
>7 samurai

pasta
homemade marinara
meatballs
bread
olive oil
bottle of wine

eaten while watching once upon a time in america

>>10874907
Once it's got enough Californians we can glass it. If it turns blue we can send the nukes, it will help with the beaner issue as well.

>>10871555
A shot glass of LSD.
Nirvana.

>>10875346
>Why mcdonalds? Is soda better there or something?
Yes

>>10875456
I don't think they are allowed to serve you alcohol.

>>10875556
Let's just say it's an ideal situation where they do allow it. We're fantasizing here.

Also, I thought more about my post. And like, if the authorities weren't going to kill me, I'm pretty sure the resulting nuclear shit from that quantity and combination of stuff would.

>>10873583
It's called a "Parable" anon.

>>10871754
lel

Meat and heroin

Giant fucking crabcake

I would like to eat some fried insects while watching Starship troopers.

Some dude in Texas ordered an absolute shitload of fried chicken and then didn't eat it so they stopped giving them here and still don't iirc.

Usually they don't give you super exotic stuff anyway, it's basically "Whatever we can reasonably get in the area that isn't some intentionally expensive cuisine bullshit and that you could reasonably eat in one sitting."

For me, it's a bunch of hamburgers with mushrooms and swiss cheese.

1 rack of ribs
1 pound of pulled pork
10 ounces of coleslaw
6 sweet rolls
1 copy of holy mountain

Frilled shark with shiitake mushrooms.
And I'd like to watch a gay porno from the 70s

A moes burrito and a cold coke.

>>10871555
shaolin soccer, and a chicken over rice with pita bread from any not shit halal cart from NYC

>>10874864
>damn terrifying
No, it would be terrifying for the guilty or innocent. Infuriating is the word that best describes the innocents' feeling.

>>10871555
>a bowl of my grandmas macncheese
>2 nectarines
>a glass of orange juice
>invader zim seasons 1 and 2 on dvd

thats all i want

>>10872051
We already have a way of doing it
Starlifting

>>10875980
>his grandmas mac is served in a bowl
>he likes it
Did she not have an oven? Could you not afford plates?

>>10871555
>last meal in my state limited to maximum $15 after some faggot ordered like $300 of food and didn't even eat one bite just to be a dick

I'd unironically just have them go to a Taco Bell/KFC gas station hybrid that they inevitable have near the prison, and tell them to surprise me.

>>10871555
Pic related and Terminator 2

>>10871741
Here's that rare filet you ordered, sir.

>>10876843
Fucking gross

>>10871555
The Neverending Story and a box of Everlasting Gobstoppers.

Checkmate warden.

My mothers cooking ;_;

>>10871900
>Bonified
God I hate Americans

>>10872265
I'm flattered that someone would think I have had sex, but alas I am a virgin.
>>10875833
:O I love the Holy Mountain!!!

bread and water
No movie, some time with a Bible

>>10873602
what is texas

Porterhouse with poutine and a wedge salad.
Any video by Hidori Rose.

If you don't know who she is, thank me later.

>>10877917
>some time with a Bible
You should be executed to raise the collective IQ of humanity.

>>10877935
>Hidori Rose
Generic white roastie LARPing as an anime girl #2346796543

>>10877937
My IQ is above average though

>>10877947
Your double digit IQ doesn't impress me you ignorant ponce. Begone.

>>10877949
I know you're baiting, but I hope you're happy, my friend.

>>10877960
I hope you get executed.

>>10877964
That's fine. I hope you can let go of your hatred and anger.

Bison steak and fight club
Now that's the shit
>read fight club
>learn how to make bombs
>shit actually works
>feel like a genius
>die

>>10877964
How’s community college treating you?

a pound of garlic mashed potatoes
bill and coo (1948)

>>10877994
Delete this post

>>10871555
>You're on death row
thanks for reminding me, asshole

>>10878056
ur autistic

Gintama
the whole
of
gintama
take that bitch >>10871555

>>10871736
>stop breathing
>dont die bc immortal
>they think you're dead and let you go

>>10878230
I've been tested and they didn't have a place for me on the spectrum

>>10878237
>let you go
how exactly do you think that will hapen anon ?

>>10874890
I would rather be executed by firing squad than lethal injection. Harder to fuck up.

>>10871736
You can only be charged once for a crime. That anon is a jeanass

3lbs of Kraft Singles.

Foodfight!.

>>10878241
Like they do with all death row prisoners. Toss them in the river

>>10878272
I'd rather my lethal injection be a pozzed load.

>>10871555
Bacon double cheeseburger, French fries, a mug of Shasta root beer, and a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream on a waffle cone. Watching O Brother, Where Art Thou?

>>10871851
What does that have to do with anything you mongoloid.

Thai curry with shrimp, over white rice

Grave of the Fireflies

Szechuan hot pot, made unbearably spicy
Andrei Rublev, or Buffy season 3

As much taco bell asparagus and water as they will let me, eat while watching the super smash brothers melee documentary

.;

10 pounds of rocky mountain oysters
brokeback mountain

>>10878645
haha, but those are testicles though

My usual order at a breakfast diner I frequent
And Gundam iron blooded orphans

>>10878652
deep fried bull testicles tho

>>10878645
>>10878652
>>10878661
I've sucked on my fair share of bull testicles, but I have never eaten them. How do they taste?

>>10871900
That is entirely different from censorship.

>>10872240
Gravity. He'll be in the core of the red giant.

>>10873157
>nuwars
Fucking end yourself now.

>>10871851
Kys you mindless sheep

For me, it's the McChicken

>>10878832
What's the matter? Out of Soylent?

Top ramen (dry) and a short about hobos

>>10871924

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>10871555
dont know about food but id sure ask to see lotr and hobit in cinema

>>10871555
This thread has been done to death.
Except for the movie part.
So now it's /tv/ making a thinly veiled favorite movie thread.
Ah well, food and movies go together better than /b/'s degeneracies.

>>10871736
Oh no I get a pin prick in my arm once a day until I find a means to bust out, the horror

>>10871795
>A pound each of strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries.
So basically you want to make as big a mess as possible once they electrocute you and you inevitably evacuate your bowels, a final FU to the man

>>10871555
1kg of lobster in garlic sauce
1/2kg of shrimp in chipotle sauce
1 pint of peanut ice cream
1 six pack of corona
1 bottle of tequila
Eating while watching a clockwork orange.

Tacos al pastor
Medianoche
Battered french fries with habanero ketchup
Root beer
Interstellar

>>10871576
This, what a way to go. I'd meet my death with confidence.

>>10871555
>last meal
whatever gives the worst diarrhea.
>last movie
movies are for lessers.

Car milk and Cars 2

>>10879292
Based

>>10871555
Medium rare steak with asparagus and fresh bread.
The matrix

>>10871555
>last meal
wurm
>last movie
no

>>10871736
Can only be injected once, people have survived and are sent free
You would need to commit a new crime every moth that deserves capital punishment but somehow avoid being sent to jail

>2mg of xanax
>1 .45 1911
>1 .45 JHP bullet
>a phone call

I'd rather kill myself then be put to sleep

>>10880103
Wrong friendo.


In the U.S. people have survived lethal injection and electrocution and they are sent to the doctor then finally executed. Or lay on the table until they finally get the needle in your arm or the sponge on your head wet enough to execute you.

Everyone on American death row that had a death date and the execution did not go as planned are dead.

>>10880109
>>a phone call
You gonna call ghost busters?

>>10880103
uh... no. You are stupid. If they fail to kill you one way, they just give you double. Don't talk shit and prove you are dumb. We can tell without you helping.

>>10873156
But it's true, you telling me what you think is fun is odd if you do not care how I feel about what you think is fun.

soft serve and Red Desert

>>10879274
>whatever gives the worst diarrhea.
It doesn't really work like that....

Slice of smoked brisket
Half of a margherita pizza
Small portion of kimchi
Small serving of tonnarelli cacio e pepe
Several deviled eggs, made with extra mustard and no sugar
A pan-seared ribeye
A double espresso and a Thai iced tea to drink

Eaten while listening to Death Grips

Egg omelette with tomatoes and spring onion
All seasons of The Bold and The Beautiful

>>10872371
hell yeah, all the way.

>>10874782
R O C H E S T E R

>>10871555

Meal:
24oz porterhouse topped with bluecheese and shrimp
garlic mashed potatoes
grilled asparagus
24 habanero chicken wings
12 Mozzerella Sticks
Sidse of Ranch and blue cheese
1 Triple Cheeseburger with everything and fries

Drink:
Milk
Gatorade
Water

Dessert
Cinammon Cake
Toffee Ice Cream

I have thought about my last meal a lot. Tha tis what I would get

>>10873870
>Bottle of Rye
>not Martell Cordon Bleu

'Cmon anon...

>>10882006
i forgot to add my movies. it would be the matrix trilogy series, all three movies, back to back. matrix series is the greatest movies of all time

>>10878768
The quickest way to the Dark Side is through anger, fear, and hate.

Feels good knowing I'm not the bad guy.

beer

I'd order a tournedos Rossini and watch miyazaki's castle in the sky.

That dirty street food I used to eat with my best mate in eastern China

Soft pretzels and The Other Guys, that way I can laugh and/or choke to death.

A big bowl of pasta with nothing on it, some ciabatta bread heated up with butter. I would watch My Neighbor Totoro.

>>10871736
>not pretending to be dead until they dump you out in a body bag until you make your fruitful escape

A block of cheese and a loaf of bread. cowboy coffee and a pack of lucky strikes. Ask them to go give the cheese and some bread to a homeless man. No movie.

BBQ skewers with sauces

watching The Last Samurai

>>10882171
objectively
>[spoiler] tags are not supported on /ck/.

fuck this board

>>10885050

Would you ask for a bowl of eggs too? You know, to make the girl eat all of? Austistic fuck.

>>10885083
>Austistic

>>10885083
summerfags are the worst

>>10883663

>>10871555
A duck roast and A Clockwork Orange.

Considering that you posted American pic, you should always specify that they get a meal that costs like 20 dollars, doesn't include alcohol and can be bought within a couple of kilometers.

For me it's tenderloin with pepper sauce and fries and Before Sunrise.

Beef and vegetable soup with carrot cake and irish coffee for dessert
The Fountain

>>10871555
spagget and the nutty professor

>>10871555
Grilled mushrooms, pomodorino tomatoes, a pint of ginger beer, a bowl of vanilla ice cream and some custard doughnuts.

While watching The Outlaw Josey Wales.

An entire fucking swimming pool of annies mac n cheese. I'll only eat some of it but they have to make it all so I can delay the inevitable and plan my escape

>>10875312
Well he is watching a whole tv series and accompanying movies.

Some spaghetti. Battleship. And an ice cream too

5 cookies

>>10886222
>300th reply
>Trips
>5 cookies
Something's going on here.

wine
pizza
more wine
movie: Melancholia

BBQ beef ribs
bacon wrapped jalapeno with cream cheese
whole fried chicken
mac n cheese
broccoli casserole
pasta salad
chicken parm
shrimp fettucini carbonara
double bacon cheeseburger
bacon and eggs with hashbrowns
countryfried steak and gravy
pecan waffle with syrup and butter
cup of coffee
movie: pantera vulgar videos

>>10885222
Most places its forty dollars

>>10871564
Immortal doesn't mean invincible.

>>10871564
have fun being confined in a cement box or repeated being vivisected by the CIA for eternity

I'm not from this board but I'm trying to find the name of /ck/'s favorite YouTube chef with his amazing whipped cream and american cheese dip. That'd be my last meal.

>>10886996
Your not funny.

>>10873860
He'd get radiated into a mutant freak; a lump of disfigured flesh in constant pain, floating through the endless boredom of frozen space, the pain amplified by your frozen state. Eventually he will grabbed by a star, burnt alive for a few billion years, before ultimately finding his way into a black hole to be torn asunder into a twisted mockery of existence and tortured in ways we can't fathom by interdimensional horrors for eternity.
It's about the most metal thing I can imagine, now that I think about it.

>>10874907
Shut up, Califag.

This thread is embarrassing. Glad it reached the bump limit.

-Summer Glau

>>10885222
Depends on the state. And it's sjsually because some asshole ordered $500 of food and didn't eat any. Just gave then an excuse to make it a low as fuck amount, which of course the greedy fucks will take.

>>10871564
Immortal doesn't mean you can't fucking die, you would want a potion of eternal life